Naruto: If I ask you to kill Sasuke, you will become a succubus?

We decided to give up the search for Uchiha Itachi and Hoshigaki Kisame for the time being and left the town.

So the next day, I input chakra into the little fat bird by the stream.

It spread its wings clumsily and took off from my palm. I didn't know how long it would take for Deidara to arrive, so I walked along the stream downstream, then turned back and looked upstream.

I saw some beautiful wild flowers and stopped to admire them for a while. Then I saw fish swimming in the stream.

Occasionally, birdsong could be heard nearby. I looked up and saw the birds flapping their wings and flying by. The treetops were so dense and lush that only a small patch of sky was visible.

I always feel that Deidara might appear in the next second.

But what if Akatsuki is holding a meeting now?

I imagined them gathering together solemnly, and then the little fat bird suddenly flew in and landed in Deidara's hands... I hope it won't cause him any trouble.

Finally, when I was squatting on the ground watching a group of ants carrying berries, a strong wind suddenly blew in the air.

I looked up and saw a huge bird-shaped object slowly descending from the sky.

A familiar blond figure leaned out from the bird's back and looked at me, saying unhappily, "Why did you call me today?"

"Deidara!" I stood up from the ground, waved at him, and said happily: "You came much faster than I thought!"

"Of course." He let the bird land in the stream and looked at me with pride: "I'm very fast!"

Today we met with a completely new relationship, so I looked at him with a completely new perspective for a while and found that he was not wearing Akatsuki's robe today, but was casually wearing a square-necked black top and black trousers.

This style of Deidara... I couldn't even imagine him before.

I asked curiously, "Are you wearing casual clothes today?"

"We're not on a mission today, and wearing Akatsuki robes would be too conspicuous. Hmm."

I jumped onto the bird's back and sat behind it, praising it, "It looks great!"

"Humph... Of course, I am a person who associates with art."

"That being said, I don't think everyone can look good in this dress. The style is actually very ordinary, and many people would find it too plain. I think Deidara is good-looking, so he would look good in ordinary clothes, right?"

Deidara laughed: "You are really good at talking!"

"I'm just speaking my mind. Deidara looks handsome when he's wearing his Akatsuki robes, but when he's wearing plain clothes, maybe because it's so rare... he's really eye-catching! There's a sense of amazement!"

"Ahem!" Deidara coughed dryly and straightened his chest unconsciously: "Okay, then I forgive you for making me wait for so long. So, what do you want to play with me today?"

"Is there anything Deidara would like to do?"

Deidara said, "I haven't been hanging out with anyone else. If it's just me, I just want to study my art."

"Then...would you like to go to the bookstore with me?"

"bookstore?"

"Well! I haven't been to a bookstore for a long time. I wonder if there are any interesting new books published recently. How are they?"

"Okay," Deidara said, "It just so happens that there are things I want to see as well."

The big bird flapped its wings and flew towards the town.

I sat behind him and happily explained to him why I contacted him just now: "You also know that the Mizukage hopes to find the seven lost ninja swords. We have been looking for the whereabouts of Hoshigaki Kisame in the past few days... but we have not been able to find him. I am a little anxious, worried that going out with you will be a waste of time, and I am also afraid that I will not be able to resist asking you for information. Wouldn't that be very unfair to you?"

"You give up now?"

"Yeah. Give up. We'll be leaving here soon, so I decided to ask you out to play. Neji said that as long as I feel happy when I recall this time later, it won't be a waste of time... So I want to spend some happy time with Deidara!"

"Aren't you afraid that I will just lead you into a trap and kill you?"

"A genius artist would never resort to such despicable means. Isn't your art a thunderous explosion?"

"Hmm." He paused, "Are you leaving?"

"Yes, I have been outside for a long time this time."

The flying speed was very fast and the town was not far from the forest. We just said a few words before we landed outside the town and walked in. Otherwise, Deidara's big bird would attract too much attention.

We entered the town side by side, without headbands and in casual clothes. When we passed outside a store and saw our reflections in the window, we couldn't tell at all that one of us was a traitor from Iwagakure and the other was a traitor from Konoha. We seemed like friends who grew up together.

I asked for the direction of the bookstore, and when Deidara and I went in, it was daytime on a weekday, so there were not many people inside.

I stood in front of the new book booth, looking at the colorful book covers, and suddenly I felt like I couldn't walk.

While I picked up the books that interested me one by one and carefully read the recommendations and introductions on them to determine what the content was, Deidara went to another bookcase and browsed through them quickly.

I also hoped that he would find a book that interested him, so I didn't stop him.

Until I heard the clerk ask: "Excuse me, could you please show me your ID?"

I looked up and saw Deidara standing in front of the entrance with an 18X door curtain, calmly handing over an ID.

After checking, the clerk nodded and left embarrassedly.

My eyes widened in surprise and I ran over quickly: "Are you an adult?"

Deidara put his finger in front of his lips, narrowed one eye and slyly said "hush" to me.

"No."

"Then your identification..."

He said confidently, "I am already a traitor, isn't it normal to have a fake certificate?"

"!?"

After he finished speaking, he glanced at the teller who walked back to the front desk and pulled me behind the curtain of 18X.

"It appears you have no identification."

"…You have to be 18 to enter here!"

Deidara looked at me incredulously and said nonchalantly, "We are all traitors, why are you still acting like good kids? Haven't you ever been curious?"

"..."

Deidara smiled, "Alright, if you're afraid of being caught, use the Transfiguration Technique to transform into an adult."

If Shikamaru knew...

No, let’s not talk about Shikamaru. If Neji knew about this…!

but!

Suddenly I caught a glimpse of the book "Hot Selling!" on the bookshelf, and it was "Intimate Paradise".

That was the book I wished to read and study when I was a child!

"Then... don't tell anyone else." I said to Deidara, "Especially my companions!"

"Tsk, I'm not interested in talking nonsense."

I quickly made hand seals and transformed into my adult form while no clerk was around. For some reason, Deidara looked at me as if he was stunned for a moment.

But maybe it's just my illusion?

I couldn't wait to walk to "Intimate Paradise" and took out the first one.

But just as I habitually read the introduction on the back of the book and the blurb on the cover, Deidara came over and said, "Ahem... do you like reading this?"

I think it's not the first time that Deidara has sneaked into 18X so skillfully. Maybe he already knows the content: "Have you seen it?"

"Not interested. It looks like it has a lot of words."

"So what does Deidara usually see when he comes here?"

"Read comics." He pointed to the comics shelf nearby. "There are a lot of pictures in the comics."

I followed his gaze and saw that the book covers over there were all of some very cute and pretty girls, but they were all wearing very little, and their movements and expressions were very charming.

No, some of them are no longer charming, but very... strange.

"..."

"What's that expression on your face?" Deidara said unconvincedly, "The book I read is definitely more powerful than "Intimate Paradise"!"

"I don't believe it!"

Seeing this, Deidara pulled out a comic called "Hot Blood Explosion" from the comic bookshelf and handed it to me excitedly: "Look! You will definitely be impressed!"

I read the introduction: "…the father was a worker who blew up the mountain for the mine. He was killed in a mistake. The mother forbade her son to touch the explosives left by his father, but the son inherited his father's strong desire for explosion…"

"It looks very interesting, right?" Deidara said excitedly, "The author's shots and drawing skills of explosions are the best I've ever seen! I really want to recreate such a great explosion in reality! But he updates very slowly, so I come here about once every few months to see if there are any new books. Okay."

I:"……"

I looked at the book cover and saw the words "violent!" "bloody!" "minors are strictly prohibited from reading" and so on, and thought: "it turns out that 18X also includes this type..."

Deidara asked curiously, "What else?"

"I thought there were only secrets about love."

I opened a page of "Hot-Blooded Explosion", and the first page was a color spread, which was the scene where the male protagonist's father accidentally exploded and killed himself -

The magnificent contrast between light and shadow perfectly created an explosion like a natural disaster, which was truly shocking.

Deidara also took away the "Intimate Paradise" from my hand: "Hmm? This is the comic version? Let me see what type you like... Hmm..."

He turned a page and suddenly paused.

I felt that his tone was wrong, so I looked up curiously and asked, "What's wrong?"

Deidara stared at the pages of the book for a long time, his face turned red, but he couldn't say a word.

I leaned over to see what was drawn in the comic version of "Intimate Paradise". "Can I see?"

But Deidara slammed the book shut.

"...No," I reached out to take the "Intimate Paradise" from his hand: "I haven't read it yet! What is drawn on it?"

Deidara stuffed the book into the bookshelf and then stood in front of it, looking like he would never give in.

I could only angrily say: "Forget it if you don't give it to me, I'll go see other ones!"

I randomly pulled out an unknown comic book from another bookshelf, opened a page, and then my eyes widened.

Deidara quickly pulled out a few comics nearby, and after seeing the contents inside, he stuffed them back in, turned around and took the book from my hand: "Let's go out. Okay!"

"but……"

"I didn't know there was such a thing at 18X!"