Naruto: If I ask you to kill Sasuke, you will become a succubus?

Deidara was as indecisive as a child, his big bird circling high in the sky, and I had no choice but to sit aside and wait for him.

"I don't understand your situation, but how long are we going to stay here?"

"You're the one who made me like this, so why are you acting like an outsider now, as if it has nothing to do with you? Huh?"

"Is it possible that you have bigger problems?"

"No way. If it weren't for you, how could I possibly like the Sharingan so much?!"

"You are so stubborn." I sighed. "You are such a difficult guy. Hurry up and make a decision. I am going back after watching the Mangekyō Sharingan. If you keep wasting time, be careful. I will not only show it to you, but also use my pupil technique to control you and make you send me back. You don't want to be controlled by the Sharingan, do you?"

Deidara said unhappily, "Is it hard to be with me? Do you seem to be in a hurry to leave?"

Isn't that a matter of course?

I said confidently: "My companions are still waiting for me! They must be worried about me!"

but……

I paused and added, "If nothing else, I don't mind being with you. As long as we're not on opposite sides and need to fight, I think you're actually a pretty interesting person."

"A very interesting person?" Deidara suddenly seemed to care about this and asked me, "Why do you say that? What's interesting about me?"

"Your personality is very interesting. It seems like you are very smart and sharp sometimes, a great genius, but sometimes you are silly and a little cute."

"cute?"

"Don't the boys in Iwagakure also dislike being praised for being cute?" I tilted my head. "But I think being cute is the highest compliment to a person."

Deidara's previous panic about "I don't want the Sharingan to become my sexual fetish" seemed to have calmed down a lot during the conversation just now. He slowly leaned over and sat down next to me.

"…Cuteness is usually used to praise children."

"Children's cuteness is cute, but when they grow up, their cuteness is just preference."

He turned his head and looked at me.

"Who do you prefer? Me?"

I also turned my head to look at him: "Yes, you."

"why?"

"Because I think your eyes are beautiful, your smile is brilliant, your golden hair is beautiful... More importantly, I think your personality is very interesting. What do you think, is it possible for us to become friends?"

"I am an S-rank wanted traitor."

"If you put it that way, am I not also a traitor to Konoha? And if the assassination attempt on the Mizukage had failed, I would probably be an S-rank wanted criminal now."

"But you succeeded," Deidara grumbled, "You are now the new Mizukage's trusted general, Zabuza... humph, now you are wearing the Mizukage's skin, even the old Tsuchikage won't say anything when he sees you."

I was a little disappointed: "Then you don't want to be friends with me?"

"What do friends do?"

He asked this, which made me a little surprised and curious: "Deidara, don't you have friends before?"

"Stop talking so much! I won't do anything that has no benefit!"

"It's easy to be friends. Just make an appointment to hang out when you're free, and as long as everyone is happy, that's all."

"Why do you want to come out and play?" Deidara frowned and said, "It's fun for me to play with clay by myself."

"So this is the importance of friends. You are willing to give up a little of your own time to be with that person, and you will find that being with the other person is more interesting than being alone playing with clay."

"So what you mean is..." Deidara said, "You think being with me is more fun than playing with clay by yourself, right?"

"Yeah? But I prefer reading when I'm alone."

"For you, reading is like playing with clay for me, right?"

"right?"

"Isn't it the same thing? You think being with me is more interesting than playing with clay..." Deidara said, and I don't know what he thought of. His tone softened subtly: "You think I'm so important?"

I:"……?"

"Although I still think it's more fun to play with clay by myself, but...if you show me your Sharingan, it's not impossible for me to come out and play with you."

"So, you're willing to be my friend?"

"If you show me your Sharingan."

"...Forget it then."

"Why?" Deidara's eyes widened, indignant: "We are all friends, and you still refuse to show me your Sharingan. You are too stingy!"

"Friends don't have this kind of exchange of interests! If I don't have the Sharingan, you don't want to be my friend? Then as long as they have the Sharingan, anyone can be it, not me? You don't consider me a friend." I said unhappily: "I'm not like this to Deidara! Even if Deidara has no eyes, lost his hands, and can no longer use ninjutsu to create artistic explosions, as long as you are still you, I still think you are my friend."

"..."

"You take the meaning of friendship so superficially, you trample on my feelings!"

I turned around angrily, with my back to him, looking in another direction, "I don't want to be friends with you anymore, put me down now!"

"...Um..." After a while, Deidara came up from behind me and poked my shoulder, "I just thought about it, it's not what you said."

"what?"

"Look, doesn't Uchiha Itachi also have the Sharingan? But I definitely won't go out with him, okay?"

"……Then what?"

"And then! If you didn't have your Sharingan, I just thought about what I would do... Well, of course I would help you get it back!"

I:"……"

I glanced at him and said, "Are you worried that after I lose my Sharingan, no one will appreciate it for you?"

He immediately exploded again: "It was you who used your eye technique to make me like the Sharingan so much!?"

"I--"

I was just about to explain to him that I didn't use any pupil techniques when I saw a red flare rising into the air not far away.

Gaara and Neji are nearby!

I didn't intend to continue to tangle with Deidara, so I immediately jumped off the big bird!

"Uchiha Asaka!?"

Deidara's big bird tried to rush down to catch me, but Gaara's sand was faster—

I covered my entire body with Susanoo, fell into his open sand, and was wrapped up in it and taken back to its owner.

Once Gaara's sand cleared, I saw him and Neji standing next to me.

Neji looked stern and wiped my face with his hands: "Do you think you are strong enough to do whatever you want?"

I quickly said, "I'm sorry, I won't act rashly next time..."

Gaara asked, "Are you okay, Asaro?"

"It's okay," I gave Gaara a thumbs up and grinned, "Gaara was super gentle when he picked it up!"

Neji frowned and fired at Gaara: "Don't spoil her too much!"

Gaara silently looked away, like a younger brother being scolded by his older brother, resisting passively but not talking back.

"Hey!"

At this time, Deidara's big bird also chased over and circled above our heads. However, it would not be so easy for him to take me away this time.

Deidara looked at me, hesitated for a moment, and shouted to me on the bird's back: "So when are you going to ask me out to play?"