Even if a fisherman enters an infinite game, he still has to cast a rod

So, one should not be too immoral.

Otherwise, you will end up like Jiang, who failed to pick up a bargain and was robbed instead.

Become a wireless fisherman in the infinite game.

According to the script, he was supposed to tease the heavenly soldiers who came over for three and a half rounds, and then take another wave of heads when the other party was about to be pissed off by him.

But he wasn't in the mood for that now.

The golden rainstorm severely injured the heavenly soldiers, who were three times stronger than ordinary people, but the destruction-level heavenly soldiers were good at taking beatings. After the rain stopped, they brandished their spears and attacked again.

A fierce wind broke through the air, and Jiang Yuan moved forward like a ghost. He easily snatched the spear of the leading heavenly soldier, and stuck the spear head into the ground, sweeping through the army. He kicked all the heavenly soldiers off their horses one by one, and they all fell to the ground.

When they looked up again, they were hit on the head by the disaster one after another.

After a few "duang", "duang", and "duang" sounds, the heavenly soldiers exploded into countless dreamy rainbow bubbles, and in the blink of an eye they turned into a row of small puppets.

They held up big toothpicks and watched two figures, one black and one white, riding on Pegasus horses, stepping into the sky, and flying away.

The vast sea of ​​clouds is constantly rolling, surging and changing.

The scenery of the previous moment disappears in the next moment.

It was beautiful, but the sky was so vast that it was endless. The two of them rode on the muscled and skinless Pegasus and galloped for a long time. Not to mention Yue Lao, even the way they came had disappeared.

Although Jiang Yuan didn't want to admit it.

But obviously, they were lost.

The wind and clouds in the sky changed so quickly that even Yu Du couldn't figure out the direction.

When he was at a loss, Jiang Yuan saw a figure riding a horse in front of the accumulating clouds not far away. He opened his eyes in surprise:

"Xiao Moyou? Why are you here? Are you alone? Where are the others?"

The petite blindfolded girl turned around and said in a deep voice, "When they saw you were not there, they made a lot of noise in the clouds. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I came down to wait for you."

Sensing something strange, Jiang Yuan and Yu Du looked at each other in tacit understanding.

Mo You continued, "Our cloud is parked just ahead. I'll take you there."

"No need for now." Jiang Yuan waved his hand:

"My fishing line was taken away by the matchmaker, and we are going to settle the score with him now."

Mo You was surprised: "I know that Yue Lao would randomly match people with red strings, but this is the first time I heard that he would steal the red string."

Jiang Yuan shook his head helplessly: "Who knows what kind of outrageous settings this game has."

Mo You: "However, when I came down just now, I seemed to see an old man in red going over there."

Yu Du: "Are your eyes okay?"

"I can roughly see the outline." Mo You nodded and pointed to the northwest: "I saw the old man in red over there. He first turned left, then right, and then left again..."

Jiang Yuan was anxious: "Stop moving left and right! Get on the horse! Take us over!"

"Oh, good."

Jiang Yuan immediately pulled the girl with short ponytail onto the Pegasus, and following the instructions, he ran in the direction where Yue Lao escaped.

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After moving left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, and right, the three men and two horses soon saw a bright red cloud with a huge dead tree growing on it.

From afar, above the pure white clouds, a sea of ​​red flowers is in full bloom, creating a very festive atmosphere.

But as soon as I got closer, I saw countless spider-shaped red flowers with flowers but no leaves, swaying in the wind, eerily beautiful.

If there wasn't a sign at the gate that said "Yue Lao Mansion", Jiang Yuan would have thought he had arrived at the entrance to the underworld.

He wondered: "If there are flowers planted in this Yue Lao's territory, they should be roses, hibiscus, peonies, crabapples, etc. Why are there so many red spider lilies planted?"

This flower usually blooms in games related to hell. It looks beautiful, but it has an unlucky meaning.

Yu Du tied the two celestial horses to the stone pillars and responded calmly: "Marriage is the grave of love."

"I see." Jiang Yuan stroked his non-existent beard.

"Yue Lao is in charge of marriage, so it is reasonable that the cemetery is full of red spider lilies."

Mo You: “???”

This logic is a bit abstract, and the girl needs some time to digest it.

In order to avoid alerting the enemy and letting the cunning old man slip away again, the three of them followed the sea of ​​red spider lilies and carefully climbed in from the base of the wall on the side of the courtyard.

There was no one in the yard, and the tiled houses around were quiet. The ground, walls, shelves, and dead trees were all piled with red threads. Some were as thick as hemp ropes, some were as thin as hair, and the colors were different. They were all placed in the sun to dry.

I didn’t notice the lack of red threads before, but now with so many red threads piled together, a faint sour smell permeates the air.

Jiang Yuan whispered to his two companions, "This is the sour smell of love in the legend."

Mo You carefully wrote down the knowledge points: "So that's how it is."

Yu Du reminded his apprentice: "Mo You, this is a joke."

Mo You suddenly realized that he was stupid again.

Then Jiang Yuan saw that this famous cold-faced master and apprentice smiled seriously to cooperate with him:

"what."

"what."

Jiang Yuan: ...

He felt that he was more like a joke after telling this joke.

At this time, a strange noise was heard from the main house in the center. The three of them sneaked in quietly and searched separately. Finally, they confirmed that there was no one there and met at the door.

The sound came from an old black, big-headed TV on the round table at the door.

A video is playing on it, or to be more precise, it should be an advertisement.

A bride and groom in bright red wedding gowns stood in front of the wedding hall. Their mask-like pale faces were painted with exaggerated blush and lipstick. There were red strings on their little fingers. They performed exaggeratedly for the audience outside the screen.

Bride: [Do you want the person you love to love you to death? Use this! ]

Groom: [Do you want the person you love to obey you in everything? Use this! ]

Bride: [Do you hope that the one you love will be loyal to you until death and sacrifice his life for you? ! ! ! Use it! ! ! ]

The bride and groom were filled with joy as they showed the red hemp rope that connected them.

[The red thread of Yuexiaren brand is taken from the immortal couple who have been in love for more than four lifetimes! True love, ancient cooking method, pure natural, pure handmade, ten thousand years of craftsmanship, ingenious masterpiece. 】

[Sold in all major marriage matchmaker temples in Tianshang Renjian, 100 times compensation if fake, no cheating! 】

【Dating! We use the Yuexiaren brand red thread! He is good, and I am good too!!】

Mo You frowned: "It sounds like you are using the red thread under the guise of love to turn people into slaves without self. This is not appropriate."

"I think it's pretty good."

Jiang Yuan smiled evilly and said, "It can make some disobedient people behave obediently."

As the wicked fellow spoke, he casually pulled out a thick red thread from the golden wooden frame next to him and tried to tie it around Xiao Yu'er to see if it would work.

Just when he was about to succeed, the gloomy young man grabbed his wrist and the crime was stopped.

Yu Du pulled the thread away and shook his head at his master, saying, "This thread is not good."

"Oh?"

Jiang Yuan raised his eyebrows: "How bad is it?"

The long-haired young man did not answer. He pointed the Disaster Illusion Staff at the red line, and the bright red line was wrapped by a lavender bubble and floated in the air.

Yu Du said, “Look.”

On the purple bubble as big as a football, the translucent surface changed in a mysterious way, and after analysis, it soon showed the origin of the red line in a stable manner.

First life:

The lantern and temple fair is extremely lively.

Look carefully, there are a pair of boy and girl wearing masks, one is called Xiaoshuai and the other is called Xiaomei.

Xiao Shuai walked from the head of the bridge to the end, and Xiao Mei walked from the end of the bridge to the head of the bridge. In the middle of the bridge, the two brushed shoulders. Xiao Mei was almost pushed into the water by the crowded crowd. Xiao Shuai subconsciously hugged Xiao Mei's waist, and the two masks fell into the water, causing ripples. It was love at first sight.

Unfortunately, fate played a trick on them, and there was a three-generation feud between the two families.

In the end, Xiaomei was forced to marry a high-ranking official, and Xiaoshuai died of depression. When Xiaomei found out, she took a detour on the way to her wedding and ran into Xiaoshuai's grave and died.

Second generation:

After reincarnation, Xiaomei became the last princess, and Xiaoshuai became a knight from the enemy country.

In the end, Princess Xiaomei gave up her love for the sake of her motherland and died bravely, while the young knight Xiaoshuai was willing to be pierced by thousands of arrows in order to protect her body!

Third generation:

This time, Xiaomei became a beautiful flower demon, hanging around in brothels all day, sucking people's yang energy. Xiaoshuai became an enlightened monk, who wanted to persuade the flower demon to give up evil and do good, but he was tempted by worldly desires halfway through.

In the end, the monk was punished with three hundred iron sticks and beaten to death for violating temple rules and refusing to betray the flower demon. The flower demon sought revenge for her husband and her demon pill was finally cut open.

The story of the red line was so physically and mentally cruel that it made Jiang Yuan feel heartbroken and scratch his head.

Fortunately, in the fourth life, he could finally take a breath.

This time, Xiaomei became the wooden chair and Xiaoshuai became the broad shoulder pole. They stood opposite each other every day and fell in love with each other over time.

But the good times did not last long. The chairs were burned into charcoal due to a fire in the teahouse, and the shoulder pole was broken in half due to carrying too many buckets of water in order to put out the fire.

Jiang Yuan:......￥#@%@......#......#%

Next is the fifth generation:

Xiao Shuai and Xiao Mei were reincarnated as a pair of fox demon sisters. They loved each other but could not express it in words. In the end, in order to end her sister's thoughts, the elder sister Xiao Mei married a tyrant whom she did not love. In the end, she was mistaken for a demon concubine by the ministers and was skinned alive and her tendons were pulled out.

The younger sister Xiaoshuai avenged her sister and died at the hands of a group of bald men.

Sixth Generation:

This time, Xiaomei became a precious prince, and Xiaoshuai became a wealthy female general. They met again at the bridgehead of the temple fair. This time, it was Xiaomei who hugged Xiaoshuai who almost fell into the water.

But in the end, they met again on the battlefield. They stabbed each other, and at the moment of death, they both awakened the memories of their previous five lives. White light descended from the sky, enveloped the two of them, and they ascended to heaven together.

Soldiers from both countries laid down their weapons and decided to stop the war...

The tough guy couldn't bear to watch such a bizarre and tortuous love story, and was frightened.

Fortunately, after six lifetimes, Xiaoshuai and Xiaomei are finally together.

"Woo woo...Finally, it's come to fruition..." Jiang Yuan sighed contentedly, and couldn't help but shed a tear of emotion, which he wiped on Xiao Yuer's straight uniform.

Mo You stood there blankly, wondering, "What does this have to do with the game?"

This teenage girl didn't understand this touching love story at all.

The CEO was bored to death, staring at Jiang Yuan's hair and counting his tens of thousands of white hairs. When he saw his master wipe away his tears, he said calmly:

"There will be more later."

"Ah? Isn't this the end? What else?"

Jiang Yuan turned back curiously, wanting to see Xiao Shuai and Xiao Mei’s happy daily life after marriage.

Then, in the bubble, I saw a man and a woman who had achieved immortality and cultivated to the right path. They had just arrived at the Heavenly Palace and were looking around curiously when they were ambushed by a man in a red robe hiding in the dark, knocked unconscious, and dragged back to Yue Lao's Palace.

They were nailed to mahogany boards, their stomachs were cut open alive, and a whole length of intestine casing was taken out of each of them.

The two fairies bled to death, and their bodies were abandoned by Yue Lao in the field of red spider lilies at the door, while the bloody casings were dried in the yard. After drying, the two intestines were tied together and rolled into a thin red thread with bare hands.

Then, it became the red line floating in front of them at this moment.

The old TV was playing the advertising slogan:

[Taken from a couple of gods who have been in love for more than four lifetimes, truly in love, cooked using ancient methods, pure natural, pure handmade, thousands of years of craftsmanship, a masterpiece of ingenuity.]

Jiang Shenzi's head was on fire and he collapsed, shaking Commander Yu wildly, crying violently -

"Xiao Mei aa ...