Even if a fisherman enters an infinite game, he still has to cast a rod

As the saying goes, there are three urgent things in life: urgency to urinate, urgency to defecate, and urgency to fart.

Jiang Yuan believed that the behavior of the three men in front of him should not fall within the scope of the three emergencies.

"grandmother......?"

Before Xiaobao could finish his words, the aunt covered his eyes and took him behind the door: "Xiaobao, don't look, there is something dirty."

"What are you doing?!" Mo You asked angrily.

"What?" Brother Wang sneered, turned around calmly, and revealed his bloated body: "Of course, it's what we do when we make love."

The bald fat man on the left of the princess teased, "Why, the little executive is coming too?"

"Woo woo--!" The princess struggled desperately in fear, trying to get Mo You to leave.

Jiang Yuan stayed aside, wanting to see how the little girl would respond. Luo Mingdeng also said nothing, standing behind Mo You with his arms folded, thinking about something.

"It's wrong for you to do this." Mo You clenched his fists and tried to stay calm: "As an executive officer, I order you to release Princess Isa."

"I can release him, but Mr. Executive, you have to give a reason, right?"

"Isn't raping a woman enough?" Mo You's face darkened.

"Woman? Hahahaha, little girl, have you become stupid from reading so much? She is just an NPC. Which law says that you can't harm NPCs in the game? Forget about that. I can kill her and it won't matter."

Mo You gritted his teeth.

"On the contrary, you have to protect us from her harm." The king said, and he pulled the princess's long hair like a pig, revealing the naked princess with tear marks all over her face. She looked so pitiful.

"Don't worry, I was just joking. I won't really kill her."

"We still need to use her to attract Poseidon. We guess the reason we failed last night must be because we didn't use the princess herself. Once we've had enough fun with her, we'll send her to offer to Poseidon. Hahahahaha!"

The man with glasses impatiently sent them away: "If you have nothing to do, please get out and don't waste our time."

“Woo woo—!”

The princess' sobs and the men's laughter were deafening. The usually calm young executive became even angrier and wanted to stop them, but was stopped by the aunt: "Xiaoyou, don't worry about this."

Mo You opened her eyes wide in disbelief: "Aunt Zhang, you...?!"

"This princess is just an empisi. She will regenerate after the game is over. After that, she won't even remember this. Why do you have to offend other players for an empisi? You are still in the internship period. If they file a complaint against you after you leave, you will be the only one in trouble."

"But the princess is not a bad person, nor a monster, she shouldn't have to go through this..." Mo You frowned. Her duty was to protect humans, but the current situation was beyond the scope, and neither the school nor her master had taught her how to deal with it.

According to this theory, if the princess fights back, she has to stop her? What kind of bullshit is this! ?

Just when everyone was asking Mo You to give up, Jiang Yuan, who was leaning against the door, suddenly said, "I see. The big star mentioned before that you have entered this game many times. Could it be that your purpose in entering the game is not to fight the octopus and share props, but to have fun with the princess?"

Li Kui lowered his voice and threatened: "Beggar, don't meddle in other people's business."

Jiang Yuan raised his voice to provoke trouble: "Hey, you went through so much trouble to come in just to do this? Rich people just like to spend money."

Brother Wang couldn't stand the beggar's weird tone and was directly irritated: "Damn beggars, if you guys hadn't suddenly come in, we would have finished our business and left long ago. Don't make trouble for me here. The money I spent in one visit is more than you can earn in your lifetime!"

"Do you think I'm willing to come in? By the way, the upgrade of this game from critical level to critical level, could it be related to you?"

Brother Wang yelled, "Fuck you! If you keep saying that, I'll tear your mouth apart!"

Mo You: "Mr. Yu is right. It is illegal for you to enter the private door through transactions. If it leads to the upgrade of the game, it is an even greater crime. I advise you to stop!"

The man with glasses adjusted his glasses and sneered, "I was just thinking that the game upgrade was caused by your intrusion. Little executive, I also advise you not to meddle in other people's business. You can't afford to offend us."

Aunt Zhang was a little uneasy: "Xiaoyou, listen to me, these people dare to do this, there must be someone behind them, don't worry about it."

Mo You's eyes became more determined: "No, if I turn a blind eye to this evil trend, my master will put a big cross on my internship report."

Oh? This is strange, Jiang Yuan thought.

The Security Department is now actually concerned about the human rights of game characters? This is incredible. He became more and more curious about the CEO with whom he had once met.

"Hey, little girl, why are you so stubborn?" The bald fat man couldn't help but explode. He pulled up his pants and took out his weapon.

"Tsk, what a fucking bummer." Wang Wu pulled up his pants and took out a pistol from the unlimited app: "I spent so much money to get here, I can't waste it."

Li Kui retreated to the men's camp at some point. The aunt took her grandson and hid aside. The men ignored her and the blind beggar, but they were quite afraid of Luo Mingdeng who was silent with his arms folded.

Wang Wu: "Hey, big star, what's up? Do you want to help her?"

"No help." Luo Mingdeng shook his head and said:

"But I'm not happy with fat pigs who think with their lower body."

As soon as he finished speaking, he touched the silver bracelet and swung out the Snow Shadow Spear, blocking the first bullet fired by Wang Wu!

The civil war between players was on the verge of breaking out. Luo Mingdeng and Mo You were outnumbered two by four. Jiang Yuan was running around in the chaos, seemingly dodging all kinds of knives and bullets unintentionally. He used his crutch to trip Wang Wu from time to time, causing his hands to tremble several times and he almost shot his teammates.

"Oh my god! Wang Wu, what are you doing?" The bald fat man was furious: "I have to guard against pretty boys here, and I also have to guard against you!"

"My foot slipped, sorry sorry..."

Mo You only wanted to save the princess and didn't dare to hurt the players. But the middle-aged men were determined to kill the players. They didn't care about the lives of other players at all!

Wang Wu narrowed his eyes cunningly and slashed at Mo You with a knife. Mo You dodged sideways, but the second button on her uniform was cut by the knife. That was her execution recorder!

"Haha, now you have no evidence!"

Luo Mingdeng suddenly shouted behind Brother Wang: "Hey! Beggar, go and save the princess!"

"What!?"

Brother Wang looked back and saw that the blind beggar had indeed slipped behind them. At that moment, Luo Mingdeng seized his opportunity and hit him in the stomach with the butt of a gun, almost making him vomit.

Wang Wu had no choice but to continue fighting: "Fuck you!"

Jiang Yuan leaned on his crutches and pretended to grope his way to the big bed.

The luxurious bed was wet. He fetched a blanket from the side and covered the princess with it as she sobbed. Then he untied the stockings from her mouth. As soon as he untied them, the princess bumped her head against his chest and almost fainted from crying.

“Wuwu…Brother!…I thought I was going to die here…!”

She didn't expect that half of these "heroes" who saved her were actually villains who were after her body.

"...Princess...please don't do this! There shouldn't be physical contact between men and women...!" Jiang Yuan had no place to put his hands, so he had to raise his hands in surrender.

"Tsk! What are you doing, you damn beggar?" Wang Wu was furious. He didn't expect that the princess he had been thinking about so much would actually throw herself into the arms of this stinky beggar. This was really outrageous!

Just when everyone was fighting fiercely, strange noises were heard outside the door.

"......"

Melodious nature sounds gradually rose, echoing in the empty castle, refreshing and extremely dangerous. The players immediately stopped fighting and looked outside the door vigilantly.

Luo Mingdeng: "It's Siren."

Wang Wu: "Why are they here?"

Mo You: "Cover your ears quickly!"

Big Mom's speakers were destroyed in the battle on the ship and sank to the bottom of the sea, so the players had to cover their ears to defend themselves. However, the Siren was not singing for the players this time.

Following the tune of the song, the walls of the room that were not illuminated by the light began to twist and wriggle like boiling water, making bursts of harsh friction sounds. Sections of naked backs with bony spines emerged from the wall, twisting and struggling desperately as if they were suffocating, as if they wanted to break free immediately!

The man with glasses standing against the wall suddenly shouted: "Fuck! What the hell!!!"

When everyone turned around, he was being dragged against the wall by a pair of dry hands and couldn't get away.

“Old Sun!!”

The players went to rescue, but suddenly countless burnt hands and feet emerged from behind the wall and attacked violently! They were forced to retreat and fight back, but in the gap of a few breaths-----

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

"Ss ...

The man with glasses was pulled to the top of the wall by dozens of arms and torn into pieces. The blood that burst out covered the entire wall, forming a huge red flower. Blood foam flew everywhere, splashing all over the faces of Wang Wu and the bald fat man who were nearby.

His body parts were snatched up by the skinny dead hands and dragged into the wall. In the end, only a pair of glasses fell to the ground and shattered into pieces. The blood soaked into the wall, nourishing the hands and feet and making them more excited and full of energy. They twisted their bodies to the point of almost jumping off the wall to capture the remaining players.

Not only this room, but also the walls outside the room are covered with hand and foot remains. The Siren's song awakens the entire castle!

At the critical moment of life and death, Li Kui made a prompt decision: "Big star, executive! We can fight among ourselves, but we can't let the monsters take advantage. Let's stop fighting now, and we'll settle the score after we're done!"

Mo You had no choice but to grit his teeth and said, "Okay."

Aunt Zhang asked in a trembling voice: "What should we do now?"

Luo Mingdeng: "Let's kill those singing sirens on the first floor first."

"it is good."

The remaining players gathered together and went downstairs following the singing.

For some reason, after being rescued, the princess no longer clung to Luo Mingdeng, but clung to Jiang Yuan, refusing to let go, which made other men jealous and wanted to kill the blind beggar. Jiang Yuan, on the other hand, used a cane to carefully avoid too much physical contact with the princess.

Players dodge walls of withered limbs and arms that are busy soliciting customers, human ribs that open and close like Venus flytraps, and large intestines that keep ejecting and strangling people like a noose.

Mo You briefly arranged the tactics on the way: "Mr. Yu, you can identify the position by sound. Please stand here and protect the princess and Xiaobao. If there is any problem, shout. Everyone else, come with me to attack the Siren."

Everyone: "Okay!"

"Da Da---"

The black leather boots stepped on the bloody "carpet" again. In the blood pool on the first floor, dozens of gray-white sirens had been waiting for a long time. The sound of nature turned into screams. Relying on the thin layer of blood plasma on the ground, they flicked their long tails and slid over madly!

The players each used their best skills to fight against this group of sirens. For a while, there were constant sounds of gunfire, swords, and whistling, and blood splattered, making the scene dizzying.

Xiaobao, Princess and Jiang Yuan stood aside, holding flashlights to help illuminate and cheer.

Seeing other players fighting fiercely, Jiang Yuan was unwilling to be left out. He supported the princess with his left hand and pretended to beat her with a cane in his right hand: "Look at my dog-beating stick skills!"

Perhaps because they were not playing underwater, the Sirens quickly fell into a disadvantage.

After Luo Mingdeng stabbed a siren in the chest with a gun, the siren opened its teeth and let out a violent howl, shaking the entire castle and causing the blood pool to boil. All the sirens jumped up at the same time, plunged headfirst into the thin pool of blood, and disappeared.

He actually escaped!

"Pah!" Wang Wu spat out the blood that was thrown into his mouth by the fish's tail: "I almost killed a siren, but it can still run like this?! How can I fight it?"

Li Kui comforted him: "It's okay, it will appear again sooner or later."

Just as everyone was feeling regretful, a cry of joy was heard from outside the crowd.

"Hey! I knocked out a siren!"

It was Jiang Yuan. He pointed his cane at a mermaid lying on the ground not far away, who had not had time to escape. "Help me check if she is dead! I knocked her!"

The princess shone the flashlight in that direction, and after all the players saw what it was, their hearts skipped a beat, their hair stood on end, and they couldn't help but gasp.

Luo Mingdeng said coldly: "What you hit was not Siren."

Jiang Yuan tilted his head: "Huh? What was that? I must have hit something."

Wang Wu opened his eyes wide in disbelief and said word by word: "...This...is...Zhao Yi...?"

He was not quite sure, and could only recognize from the broken ankle that this was his accomplice who had jumped into the sea after being attracted by the sirens' song.

At this moment, Zhao Yi was completely naked, lying on the surface of the pool with his head raised miserably, his legs closed, his neck and ankles tightened by the fishing net, his head raised up in the air, forming a horizontal "C" shape, really like a mermaid.

But when you get closer you can see clearly that his eyeballs have been gouged out, leaving only two black bloody holes on his face. The network cable is entangled in his flesh and you can almost see the bones. His hands are broken, tied behind his back and twisted into a knot. His fists are stuffed into a hole behind his back, and his flesh and blood are blurred. It is a horrible sight.

As his limbs were disabled and his body was tilted backwards, he could only rely on the roots of his thighs to rub against the ground to move forward. His male symbol was rubbed to pieces, causing pain in the lower limbs of the men around him.

What is admirable is that despite such a miserable situation, he still lived on with strength, stammering through his torn lips and asking for help from everyone:

"Let... me... die..."