Even if a fisherman enters an infinite game, he still has to cast a rod
Chapter 88 Du Mie Xianzi is willing to be punished
Because the communication equipment was inexplicably damaged, Minister Jiang’s anger could not reach Jiang Yuan’s ears.
A thin mist was spreading, and deep in the ancient peach forest, a stream was flowing clearly, and three feet below the water surface, there were colorful and warm pebbles.
The swimming fish's tail flicked, making the white-haired man feel so itchy that he couldn't control himself at all.
So he casually took out his fishing rod and fishing line, tied them up coolly, and swung the rod in a dashing manner!
However, after waiting for a long time, no fish came, and the white-haired man sitting in the haystack was puzzled.
Where are those fish just now?
He caught a glimpse of something unusual and turned around to see a group of plump crucian carp floating in the stream downstream, facing him.
The round and lively fish eyes were full of curiosity, and the mouth opened and closed, as if asking----
What is this idiot doing?
The fisherman was so embarrassed that he was about to cast his rod back into the fish pile, but he saw five slender figures reflected in the sky on the water.
Thousands of threads flowed like waterfalls, and the snow fairies asked curiously.
"Master Shenzi, why don't you use bait when you fish?"
"Are you imitating Jiang Taigong, using yourself as bait and waiting for us to take the bait?"
"Where do I get so much free time?" Jiang Yuan still held the pole and complained:
"I finally got rid of that group of players and now I have some free time. Can you guys go find someone else so I can go fishing?"
"Of course not."
"The Son of God is a top-notch delicacy, and the extra meal must start with you."
"Ah? But I only have one, and it's not enough for the five of you." Jiang Yuan looked embarrassed, shook the fishing rod lightly, and suggested sincerely:
"How about this! You two fight to the death first, and then choose a winner to taste me. This will also add a taste of victory to this delicacy."
"Haha, haha, haha. Don't bother with that, Master Shenzi."
A fairy with hair-like hair casually created an extraordinary three-meter artifact that was almost as tall as the fairies, and solemnly introduced it:
"This is the Qiankun Wuji Wall Breaker. It can turn you into gravy for the sisters to share equally."
Ah, this, familiar shape, grainy plastic material...
Isn't it just an extra-large juicer? !
Jiang Yuan's mouth twitched: "Your fairyland is quite advanced."
In order to avoid becoming a divine child, the man took the initiative and swung the black rod in his hand. The red lines flew out in a line and turned into a flash of lightning, attacking the fairies high above.
However, the fairies were faster. When their moth wings were halfway flapped, the Brahma Question circled but only caught a few afterimages, perfectly missing the target.
The fisherman leaned back, made a hip bridge, and gripped the fishing rod tightly, placing it in front of his chest to block the extremely long snow-white fingernails that were grabbing his heart.
The fishing rod trembled slightly, revealing its timidity.
The white-haired man looked solemn.
He knew that San Geng was the ghost-beating whip of the King of Hell, and it was easy to deal with ghosts and monsters, but these people were extinction-level immortals. San Geng would instinctively fear the other party's powerful immortal nature.
In short...it's a coward.
Since both weapons can't hold up, things are going to be a bit tricky, Jiang Yuan thought.
He kicked with his long legs and the tall fairy dodged. Jiang Yuan took the opportunity to stand up and looked around. Before he could react, a thick white braid, like a python, strangled his neck from behind.
The fairy's head, twice the size of a mortal's, pressed against the ear with a bit of tenderness.
"It stinks, Master Shenzi..."
The fairy, who was not sure which one, quickly found the source of the odor with her pointed nose. She frowned slightly and said, "The gourd earrings are filled with the stench of the souls of evil spirits from purgatory."
"Yeah, why are you wearing something so disgusting?"
The sharp nails scratched towards Jiang Yuan, trying to cut off his ear along with the filth.
A dark shadow broke through the air. The fairy sensed the murderous intent and was caught off guard and retreated backwards. Her long thick white braid fell into the stream, splashing huge water.
"what!!!"
"Big sis!! Your hair! Hair!!"
"Oh my god! Sister, your braids are gone!!!"
"Ahhhh damn Jiang Yuan!! What did you do!?!"
The Whip Fairy felt a chill on the back of her head, and immediately realized that her beautiful long hair had been cut off behind her slender ears!!!
I reached out and touched it, and found the back of my head was bald!!!
"Tasteless, stupid son of God! Unforgivable! Unforgivable! How dare you! How dare you!!"
The breeze blew through her hair, revealing the hollow gourd earrings under her white earlobes.
In his hand, Jiang Yuan was holding a dark brown peach branch that had just been plucked from a peach tree. It was as long as his forearm, as thick as three fingers, and had two emerald green leaves.
He was dressed in work clothes, standing casually with a bit of ruffian spirit, using a peach branch as a sword, pointing at the fairies, and said with a smile:
"You wild boars really can't appreciate fine bran."
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The dense forest obscured the sky, and the leather boots that bound my calves stepped on the fallen leaves.
Yu Du followed the direction of his master and galloped all the way, but every few steps, he heard the players' cries for help not far away.
Half an hour later, the owner was not found, but a large group of players had gathered behind him.
"BOOM BOOM BOOM ------!!!!"
One kilometer away, there was a sudden loud explosion. The crown of the huge peach tree slowly tilted and fell to the ground with a loud bang. Yu Du was panicked and quickened his pace. He soon saw the mess on the ground.
The peach tree was dented and uprooted, and there were tar-like bloodstains all over the ground. The strong smell of burning and blood filled the air.
Zhuge Jing frowned: "Captain Yu, this..."
Ouyang Ming habitually interrupted: "Someone has fought here!!!"
"Zhuge Jing, Ouyang Ming, protect everyone and stay where you are."
Yu Du's face was gloomy. After giving the cold instructions, he ran forward without looking back and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
The further you go in, the messier the ground becomes. There are broken moth wings, black and red blood all over the ground, and broken tree trunks everywhere, making it almost impossible to find a place to stand.
The young man in black took three steps at a time and soon heard the sound of flowing water. Then, the slender and graceful torsos of the fairies came into view. They were covered with peach branches like hedgehogs, scattered all over the ground.
There was a body soaking in the river, being torn apart happily by fishes.
However, all these corpses were missing one important thing. Yu Du did not pay too much attention to it. He walked forward and soon found the person he was looking for.
The other party was sitting in the last oasis among the ruins, leaning comfortably against the last winding peach tree, fishing leisurely as befitted his character.
The red line in the water caused ripples. When Jiang Yuan heard footsteps, he knew who was coming without looking back.
"Sir! Look at my glorious achievements!"
He leaned against the tree trunk, his head tilted back slightly, his hair fluttering, and he looked proud and showing off.
Behind the tree, five fairies with bruised faces and blood were lined up on the ground. Their expressions were either surprise or fear, all of them frozen in the last moment before their death.
Yu Du did not feel relaxed because his master killed five immortals alone. His expression under his long hair became even more obscure and gloomy.
"Can we go now? I'll take you there to meet up." His voice was low, his emotions suppressed.
"No, sir."
Jiang Yuan shook the black rod in his hand and said coquettishly, "I finally found a stream, and they entangled me as soon as I cast the rod. Now I am so tired. Let me fish for a while longer."
After he finished speaking, he reminded, "By the way, there is one last fairy left in the forest. Go and get rid of her first, and I will come and join you later."
The long-haired young man stared at his master deeply and was silent for a moment. Just when Jiang Yuan was about to smile because of his gaze, he said lightly:
"it is good."
Clouds pass over the mountains, and boots step on the grass.
The sound of footsteps gradually faded away. Jiang Yuan, who had been sitting leisurely, finally put away his smile and let out a long sigh.
Just with this stretch, the blood in his mouth could no longer be contained, and it overflowed from the corners of his lips, sliding down his chin like pearls, wetting the collar of his work clothes and leaving a dark stain.
“Cough…cough cough…!”
What a close call, I was almost discovered by Xiao Yuer, he thought.
Jiang Yuan was accidentally grabbed by several fairies by his hands and feet. He fell to the ground several times like an old sandbag, and broke several trees. His internal organs were squeezed and damaged, and his back was scratched by the branches, leaving several deep gashes that could be seen to the bones. So he could only lean on the tree for protection.
But you won’t die, so it’s not a big problem. Just take a short rest.
He didn't want Xiaoyu to find out about this, and then...
Then a tall shadow covered the sky. The white-haired Son of God felt a jolt in his heart and a chill on his back. He slowly looked up and saw the young man who had just left.
Yu Du was a little angry. He opened his mouth, closed it, swallowed the sharp words, and finally lowered his voice and said softly:
"If you're hurt, you can tell me."
"I'm just afraid that you'll worry..." Jiang Yuan wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth with his sleeve.
However, just as he wiped it off, another mouthful came out, so he had to give up and waved his hand:
"Actually, it looks like there's a lot of blood, but the injury isn't serious. I was afraid that you would lick me like you did before. This injury is on my back, so it's embarrassing."
"But now, you are my hound."
"Huh? Why are you bringing this up all of a sudden?" Jiang Yuan was confused.
Yu Du squatted down, knelt on one knee, and gently wiped the blood from the corner of his master's lips with his thumb, staining his hands with blood.
Jiang Yuan wanted to turn his head to avoid it, but the other party used force with his fingertips to prevent him from turning his head.
A pair of purple eyes locked onto him like a sharp sword, and the young man said coldly:
"You are under my management. You are not allowed to get hurt without permission."
"Sir, your logic is weird. What do you mean by getting hurt without permission? I'm not a perverted masochist... uh..."
Jiang Yuan was teasing, but before he could finish his dirty talk, he suddenly felt his neck tighten. Five slender fingers with distinct joints grabbed the leather collar around his neck.
The side with the dog tag camera was turned to the back of the head.
A shadow slowly covered the young man's upright features, and he said sternly, "Disobedient dogs must be punished."
"Yu Du you...?!"
Are you serious? !
Before Jiang Yuan could finish his question, the other party sealed his lips and blocked his response.
That's really congested.
The fishing rod fell to the ground, and the tip of the rod hit the water, splashing water.
The soft and cool touch touched the Son of God's lips, and his brown eyes widened in disbelief, while his long eyelashes touched the other's sword-like eyebrows.
The earrings swayed violently, touching the young man's pale cheek.
Jiang Yuan was frightened by the content of the punishment and subconsciously pushed the other party's shoulders. Before he touched the stiff uniform, his wrist was grasped by a strong big hand and pressed against the rough tree trunk, with the force just enough to not hurt him but unable to resist.
"Well……!!"
The warm tip of the tongue pried open the white teeth, the lips and teeth touched each other, the raised Adam's apple rolled in horror, and the mixed saliva was swallowed.
The white-haired man who was pushed against the tree trunk kicked around in panic, but he couldn't even kick the young man. He could only kick the air in helplessness and rage.
"!!!!!!!! Mmmmm?!?!?!!!"
The saliva entered the body, and the damaged heart, liver, spleen and lungs began to heal quickly. Jiang Yuan couldn't believe it and was panicked.
What kind of punishment is this? ! ! !
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