Even if a fisherman enters an infinite game, he still has to cast a rod
Chapter 60 Little Fish Shock
Fangjie Department Store is the last store at the end of Bi County, commonly known as the convenience store.
Its gold content is roughly equivalent to the end of the world on a certain southern island.
This famous department store is located in the urban-rural fringe area opposite an unfinished building, in a self-built house of less than 30 square meters.
In order to save money, even the signboard is handwritten by the boss lady.
The store is full of everything, including drinks, snacks, fake cigarettes, and fake alcohol. The only drawback is that you have to pay attention to the production date before buying, otherwise you may get diarrhea.
The poor little electric car rushed all the way, carrying the three grown men to the entrance of Sister Fang's department store. As soon as it parked, the driver, Xiao Li, got out of the car in a hurry and rushed into the store.
Jiang Yuan and Yu Du were about to catch up, but were stopped by a fat boy at the door.
"Hey, worker, I'll give you one dollar and fifty cents if you help me finish today's homework." The boy pulled Jiang Yuan's clothes and ordered.
Jiang Yuan didn't have time to serve this young master today, so he decisively refused: "Xiao Ming, your mother said that if I help you again, she will break our legs."
The little fat boy smiled evilly: "Two dollars."
Jiang Yuan was helpless: "It's not a question of how much money..."
"Add another bag of spicy strips."
Jiang Yuan: "Deal."
Yu Du:......
Just as Jiang Yuan lowered his head and prepared to settle this dirty deal in a few moves, a female voice came from the door, Yin Yang said:
"Okay, Jiang Ge, if you dare to write a word for Fang Xiaoming, don't even think about buying on credit from me next time."
Yu Du frowned and noticed two key words.
Jiang Yuan didn't notice his reaction, and put down the pen with a smile: "Ahem, I was just joking, Sister Fang, how dare I."
The lady boss Fang was wearing a black dress, with a plump figure and still charming. She was the most fierce and fiery widow here, and she smiled like Concubine Hua. After she finished talking to Jiang Yuan, she looked up and saw the tall young man behind him. Her smile froze and she said in disbelief:
“You…you are…?”
"this is my friend."
Jiang Yuan wanted to fool her, but Boss Fang recognized him right away.
“You are Yu Du!!!”
Yu Du took off his black mask: "Yeah."
Jiang Yuan was shocked: "You can recognize him even when he's wearing a mask?"
Boss Fang: "Oh, I have trained my eyes to be sharp, and I can recognize such a handsome guy even if he turned into ashes. Hey, you little brat, why didn't you tell me earlier? If I had known you were going to bring Chief Yu here, I would have worn less... No, more formal clothes."
Jiang Yuan: “…”
But just as the proprietress said, Yu Du's mask was indeed a bit crude.
He leaned close to Yu Du's ear and whispered, "So why don't you wear more sunglasses and a hat? Your eyes and hair are too easy to recognize."
Yu Du said honestly, "I'm afraid you won't be able to recognize me if I wear too many of them."
So wearing a mask to disguise is because I’m afraid of being recognized, and not disguising is more because I’m afraid I won’t be recognized? What’s the reason for this?
Jiang Yuan was successfully amused by Xiao Yuer again.
Upon hearing this, the delivery man Xiao Li put all the boxes of beer in his hands on the wooden table cashier counter: "Since he is such an important friend, we must celebrate!"
Jiang Yuan saw the boy's intention and raised his eyebrows and asked, "You treat us?"
Xiao Li was surprised: "Brother Jiang, what nonsense are you talking about? Brother Yu came all the way from Xijing to see you! He must want to catch up with you! Right, Brother Yu!"
Yu Du looked at Xiao Li and said calmly, "I'll pay."
Jiang Yuan's eyes twitched, and he pulled Xiao Li behind the container and whispered, "You kid, are you taking advantage of me?"
"What do you mean by taking advantage of you? I am taking advantage of him. The CEO is such a big fat sheep. He finally came here. It's just right for us two brothers to celebrate the New Year together." Xiao Li smiled and whispered:
"Besides, he is so rich, a few cases of beer are nothing to him."
Jiang Yuan fell into deep thought: "...What you said does make sense, but..."
Yu Du came over and interrupted their whisper: "Are you done?"
"Okay, okay, right away! This black shop is very bad. I have to check the production date more. Wait for me!" After Xiao Li said this, he left Jiang Yuan behind and dived into a few more containers.
Just when Comrade Li, who loves to bargain, was about to rip off his neighbor and friend, Yu Du walked to the counter, took out his mobile phone, scanned the code, and prepared to pay.
Boss Fang teased coquettishly: "Don't worry, sir, Xiao Li is still choosing, let's chat for a while."
Xiao Li was anxious: "Yes, wait a little longer! I'll be ready soon!"
Yu Du looked around, and finally said calmly:
“How is this store selling?”
The boss lady and Xiao Li: “???”
Jiang Yuan covered his face and said: I knew it.
Three minutes later, Yu Du successfully bought Fang Jie Department Store, completely solving Jiang's problem of buying snacks on credit in the area.
It gave everyone present a slight shock.
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"My life is so miserable, wuwuwu... I... My father is a beast, he beats my mother every day. When I was still breastfeeding, my mother was beaten away by him, and then he beat us brothers and sisters every day... Hiccup...
I had no money to go to school, so I started working alone at the age of thirteen... I always encountered scammers and was exploited by black-hearted platforms... hiccups...!"
"The last order today was overdue, that heartless agent...deducted my hard-earned money...wuu ...
The cement rooftop on the top floor of the unfinished building was filled with snacks and beer. The three men didn't care and just sat on the floor casually.
Yu Du fell into deep thought as he looked at Xiao Li, who got drunk and began to cry about his miserable life.
Jiang Yuan held the wine glass between his two fingers and said with a smile: "It's okay, he's just a food addict. He poured half the glass and insisted on drinking even though he couldn't finish it."
As they were talking, melodious music sounded in front of them. It was Xiao Li who stood on the stairs and began to sing.
"Changhe River...Huangjiang River...and Heilonggang...
Men! Women! And, hiccups, transgender people!
If you don't wash your hands after you poop, you are not a human being at all...!
If you spit anywhere, you might hit your dad~~~~~~~~! "
It was difficult to comment on both the singing and the lyrics, so Jiang Yuan had to change the subject:
"By the way, I haven't asked you yet, how did the Security Department deal with you after I left last time?"
Yu Du poured another paper cup of cheap beer and said calmly, "They suspected that I was instigated by you, and originally wanted to suspend me for a period of time."
"Then?" Jiang Yuan stopped drinking.
Yu Du: "I said I could resign, and they thought about it and finally asked me to write a letter of apology."
"You wrote it?"
"No." Yu Du shook his head:
"Huo Hu wrote two copies and they approved them immediately after submitting them. They assigned me a bunch of new work the next day."
"Haha, it does exploit people."
Jiang Yuan smiled and toasted Yu Du, then drank it all in one gulp. Yu Du looked at his host's raised jaw, the wine went into his mouth, his Adam's apple rolled, he was a little dazed for a moment, and quickly lowered his head to drink.
"Ah."
The two of them just lay on the rooftop, drinking and enjoying the breeze, accompanied by the difficult-to-describe song.
The night sky is clear and filled with stars, which is the thing that modern people hate the most.
Yu Du was particularly talkative tonight and said a lot, such as:
The mysterious door of Yu Sinian was taken back home by the old men of the Yu family overnight. Now they are trying every means to incite various forces to grant human rights to the master of the door and sentence Quan Wuxia to death.
The Ren Ai Guild was under thorough investigation, and Quan Wuxia is still being detained in the Security Department, awaiting his fate, because the case was complicated and involved too many interest groups.
The war of words between various forces on the Internet has unique angles and various forms every day.
Jiang Yuan had already seen this news on the news, but after listening to Yu Du's talk, he had a different feeling.
"Little Fish...Look at the sky..."
Jiang Yuan's mind was a little fuzzy. He raised his hand with sleepy eyes, pointed at the brightest stars in the night, and murmured:
"Those... extinction-level stars are about to gather together..."
"Hey, you guys...the Security Department will be busy from now on..."
Yu Du frowned. He didn't expect that Jiang Yuan said he went fishing to escape from the world, but he was still paying attention to the movements in these strange caves.
"You've noticed this a long time ago?"
The night wind blew, blowing through long hair, and no one answered.
Yu Du turned his head and saw his master lying on his back on the ground, his eyes closed contentedly, his cheeks flushed with a rosy red, obviously drunk.
"Owner?"
"..."
Still no one responded.
This is a pair of bad-finished good neighbors.
One can drink half a glass, the other can drink a glass, and the two of them together can't finish half a bottle of wine.
The night wind is still whistling in my ears, the stars are shining brightly and flickering, merging into the bustling city night scene in the distance.
Now he is the only one awake here.
Xiao Li was singing with his back to the two of them, forgetting himself. Yu Du looked at his master's defenseless sleeping face. His lips, which had been moistened by the wine, opened and closed slightly, revealing a little bit of the tip of his tongue, which made him stunned for a long while.
What was reflected in the purple eyes was not the ordinary disguise, but the true face of Jiang Yuan sleeping soundly.
His nose felt hot and his Adam's apple rolled. The usually cool and aloof executive swallowed hard.
"Bang--"
"--Bang--Bang--Bang--"
"--Bang-dong"
In his ears, he could hear his own heartbeat, which was getting louder and louder, until it was deafening.
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