Even if a fisherman enters an infinite game, he still has to cast a rod
Chapter 6 The Romantic Wedding of Poseidon
There was a thick white mist outside the cabin and the light inside was dim.
"It's incredible that girls from your foreign land don't know how to put on makeup."
In the luxurious princess suite of the Everrose, Princess Isa opened the ivory carved wardrobe, took out a luxurious wedding dress inlaid with pearls, and carried it to the screen with a loving look.
Jiang Yuan thought for a moment behind the screen and replied, "Auntie Zhang said she would."
The princess thought about the simple makeup on Zhang Ma's face and retorted, "No, she wouldn't. She just piled powder on her face. That's not makeup."
"Mr. Beggar, are you done washing?"
The delicate princess didn't want to dress up as a bride, nor did she want her wedding dress to be ruined by the beggar. She insisted that Beggar Jiang wash it clean before letting him wear it. Jiang Yuan had no choice but to shout that she didn't want to be seen naked under the eager eyes of everyone, and drove all the other players out.
"Well, all right."
Jiang Yuan came out from behind the screen, wearing a towel and wiping his white hair. In order not to be recognized, he washed himself perfunctorily, still wearing sunglasses, and his face still had a lot of oil stains.
As he spoke, he reached for the wedding dress, but was stopped by the princess.
"No!" the princess said seriously:
"Your face is still dirty, you have to clean it before you touch it!"
Jiang Yuan wiped his face twice perfunctorily: "This is the cleanest I've been in the past few years."
"No! Absolutely not!" The princess reacted even more vigorously. She pushed Jiang Yuan, who was wrapped in a blanket, to the dressing table, wet the towel, and personally applied it hard on his face.
It would have been fine if she didn't wipe it, the more she wiped it, the more frightened she became.
"Oh, you..."
"What?"
Isa couldn't help but whispered, "Looking at your white hair, I thought you were at least fifty years old. But...how come you look so young...? Do you know what you look like?"
"I don't know. Is it ugly?" Jiang Yuan closed his eyes and couldn't see his appearance in the mirror.
"No... quite the opposite."
The princess exclaimed honestly and sincerely: "You are very beautiful, a million times more beautiful than the porcelain dolls made by the best craftsman in my palace."
"Princess, you are joking." Jiang Yuan said calmly:
"Then could you please, Princess, keep this a secret for me? Don't tell my friends outside."
"Why? Don't you want them to know what you look like? Are you pretending to be crazy and stupid because you're afraid they'll know who you are?"
Jiang Yuan made up a reason: "Outstanding looks always come with danger and covetousness. And I don't have the ability to protect myself right now."
After hearing this, Isa hesitated for a moment. Her originally sweet smile gradually faded, hidden in the shadows, and became a little blurry.
"Yeah...I see."
She smiled sweetly, as sweet as always: "I will keep it a secret for you."
"Thank you, Princess."
Yisha continued to help Jiang Yuan change into her wedding dress. Luo Mingdeng was wandering outside. He became impatient and knocked on the door perfunctorily, then pushed it open and walked in.
"Are you ready? Change your clothes and dawdle. Poseidon will come over himself in a while."
"It will be ready soon." Isa was putting a complicated rose thorn crown veil solemnly on the beggar's pale short hair: "The wedding dress must be worn properly."
The slim man, wearing a luxurious wedding dress, with his back to the Luoming lamp, looks like a bride sitting on the other side of the clouds. One cannot help but admire Princess Isa's wedding dress and dressing skills, which actually have the effect of bringing a dead tree back to life.
It’s this back view. Why does it look more and more familiar the more I look at it?
"Hehe, it's quite intimidating. That's enough..." Luo Mingdeng folded his hands and walked to Jiang Yuan's side, wanting to see the beggar's appearance clearly. As soon as he looked down, he froze in place.
"Hey, what's wrong with the big star? Are you obsessed?"
Wang Wu walked over with a grin on his face, intending to laugh at Luo Mingdeng, but as soon as he saw Jiang Yuan's face, he immediately gasped.
“What the hell! What kind of makeup is that?! Who are you trying to scare to death?!?”
"Poseidon." Jiang Yuan pulled her veil nonchalantly.
At this moment, his eyes were closed, and a pair of strange eyes were painted on his eyelids with purple eye shadow. The surroundings were pitch black, like two man-eating abyss whirlpools. His rosy blush was like a monkey's butt, and his flaming red lips were cracked to his ears. He looked like a peerless clown, blinding people.
This is Princess Isa's life's masterpiece.
"Well, it is indeed a very aggressive makeup." Mo You gave a fair comment.
"Right!" Isa nodded proudly.
"Cover it up quickly! Go and scare the sea god, don't hurt my eyes anymore!" Luo Mingdeng lifted the veil forward with disgust, covering Jiang Yuan's horrible makeup.
"Tsk, you don't know the value of something." Jiang Yuan stood up and felt around: "My crutch, crutch..."
"What the hell do you want a cane for?" Luo Mingdeng grabbed him angrily and helped Jiang Quezi walk out.
Jiang Yuan: ...
Outside the door, a moist sea breeze blew in, blowing up the six-meter-long skirt, which danced like waves and covered the players' faces.
Mo You quickly called on everyone to help pull up the skirt to prevent the frail beggar from being blown away.
The executive officer exclaimed: "Princess, your skirt is so long..."
"Of course! This is the princess' wedding dress. I found the best 100 tailors in the palace and spent a whole year embroidering to make this wedding dress. I arranged eight flower girls alone!"
"Eight?...Well, that's exactly the same number of people we have here." The executive officer smiled bitterly.
The waning moon was silvery white, and the moist sea breeze mixed with mist kept blowing behind the ship. The pure white wedding dress inlaid with pearls and gems fluttered, shining brightly under the moon. The "bride", with the help of the "flower girls", walked out of the cabin and stood on the bow in a pale mist.
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"It's already been half an hour. Is it really useful to wear this? Could it be that I've been seen through?" Wang Wu hid behind a wooden barrel, communicating with other players with wireless headphones out of boredom.
This headset is an official prop provided by Mo You. Now everyone has one in their ear. It not only facilitates communication, but also can resist the singing attacks of some Sirens.
Aunt Zhang: "How is that possible? The veil is so tightly covered, and the sea god can't see it."
Wang Wu: "Hey, beggar, keep your back straight. You look like a streetwalker!"
Bald Fat Man: “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”
Jiang Yuan stood at the bow, gritting his teeth in anger: "Fuck you guys, or you guys come over and stand here! How can it be easy for a blind cripple like me?!"
"Look, Mr. Yu, I learned in my monster class that beautiful singing can attract sirens. Can you learn to sing like those sirens?"
Aunt: "Ah? There's a loophole here, then why did they all run away when they heard my song just now?"
Wang Wu: "You old woman, who the hell would like your crappy songs!"
"Hey, stop telling crosstalk!" Jiang Yuan was almost driven crazy by this group of players: "It's ok for you to ask me to curse, but the singing requirements are too high, I can't sing!"
"It's okay, just sing along with me, like this----" Mo You said, and competently guided Jiang Yuan to sing.
However, after the song was over, the channel was as quiet as a chicken, and all the players were silent. They had a new understanding of music idiots.
"Why are you all silent? Is the signal cut off?" asked the executive.
"It's okay, I'll just hum it myself and won't bother Executive Mo."
"Cough! Humph! Cough cough cough!!!" Jiang Yuan pretended to clear his throat, then recalled the melody the Sirens had just sung, stood at the bow of the boat, and began to hum.
"---------"
His voice was far less melodious than that of the siren. It was hoarse and crisp, with a strange vitality, echoing in the mist. It was ethereal and pure, like the warm sunshine, and more like brilliant freedom, as if singing a layer of Tyndall effect on the sea through the moonlight.
Mo You turned his head and found that the princess was looking at the "bride" at the bow of the boat, her lake blue eyes flashing, as if she was about to cry.
"Princess, what's wrong with you?"
Isa smiled and wiped her eyes: "This song is called "Dream Wedding", which is the most commonly used song in weddings in our country. The beggar brother really looks like a bride calling for her lover."
Jiang Yuan was so frightened by her exaggerated description that his body trembled, his back felt cold, and he almost choked and lost his tune.
Luo Mingdeng, who had been silent for a while, suddenly said, "Hush, they are coming."
Everyone stopped chatting, looked at the sea, and prepared for battle.
Late at night, the bride stood on the bow, singing alone, the white veil covering most of her face dancing in the wind, as mysterious and strange as a ghost. In the fog on all sides, holy sounds from nature silently merged into the bride's singing, adding countless bewitching echoes.
As planned, Mo You played the Yunnan folk songs recommended by Aunt Zhang in his headphones. The refreshing effect was amazing and everyone was completely unaffected by the Siren.
Suddenly, a gust of wind blew up, dispersing the fog. The players could then see the scene under the boat clearly and couldn't help but get goose bumps.
I saw that the sea surface below the boat was densely packed with at least hundreds of sirens floating up!
They sang intoxicatedly, their wet hair stuck to their faces, their features were blurred, their mouths were full of fine, sharp teeth, their figures were pretty, but their skin was gray and bloodless.
They were all wearing white gauze dresses, like a group of slim bridesmaids attending a wedding. Perhaps because they had been soaked in water for a long time, their gauze dresses were badly torn, each in its own way, floating in the sea like rotten cotton.
Under the rotten cotton, the long dark fish tail was faintly visible, and the solid fish scales looked like a skin disease, which made people feel uncomfortable.
Jiang Yuan saw the lively scene below through the slightly transparent lace veil. She felt like the lead singer of a choir, but she didn't know how long the performance would last.
So he sang melodiously: "...So~how long~do~you~plan~to~start~the~fight???"
"It's now!"
Mo You gave an order in the headset, and harpoons and bullets were immediately fired from all directions of the ship, hitting more than a dozen sirens in the first round!
“Aiyah!!!!! Aiyah!!!!!”
"Eaaah!!"
“!!! Ea ...
The sharp whistling sound went straight through the eardrums, making everyone's head buzz. The aunt turned on the speakers and the naval battle was about to break out!
The sirens jumped out of the sea and tried to kidnap the bride on the bow. Jiang Yuan fell to the ground with his head in his hands. Luo Mingdeng rushed out from the darkness, stabbed a siren with one shot, and threw it back into the sea. Other players also took out their weapons to fight against the banshees who jumped onto the boat.
After half an hour, the players were more or less injured, but under the fierce attack of Luo Mingdeng and Mo You, the Sirens suffered heavy losses.
More and more Sirens gathered towards the ship. Seeing how powerful the players were, they stopped attacking and even started singing again.
"What are they doing?" Mo You had a bad feeling.
Luo Mingdeng: "I don't know, but it's definitely not a good thing."
This time the singing was angry and fierce, even the aunt's speakers could not suppress it. The wind and waves on the sea were strong at a speed visible to the naked eye, the mist dissipated, and the already salty and humid air was filled with a bit of depression that made people feel heavy in their chests.
Luo Mingdeng walked to the edge of the ship and looked down. The ripples on the sea were gradually turning into circles. A vortex that could swallow a huge ship was brewing quickly: "Whirlpool...?"
"No! There is something under the boat that is about to hit us. Everyone hold on tight!!!"
As soon as he finished speaking, there was a violent collision from the bottom of the boat. If Luo Mingdeng had not reacted in time, the players would have almost fallen off the boat.
"The Kraken is coming again!"
Dozens of dark, sticky tentacles spread out from the bottom of the ship, like a trap, trying to clamp the entire ship and drag it to the bottom of the sea. The tentacles that had been restored to their original state were even several times thicker than when they were cut off by Luo Mingdeng!
What a tenacious vitality.
Jiang Yuan was hiding in the corner. When he saw a fat tentacle coming towards him, he didn't care about his lame leg. He nimbly picked up the wedding dress and quickly slipped away.
Luo Mingdeng and Mo You were at the bow and stern respectively, trying their best to attract the giant monster's attention.
"What should we do now?!"
"There's no other choice. Let's kill this guy first... Wang Wu!! Oil barrel!!!"
At Luo Mingdeng's command, Wang Wu understood and immediately cut the hemp rope on the ground. Countless wooden barrels fell from a high place and smashed towards the North Sea monster!
The Kraken was not afraid of the wood and opened its body to push them away. Mo You seized the opportunity, pulled out his pistol, and shot an oil barrel. The other oil barrels were then detonated simultaneously and all exploded on the Kraken, turning it upside down!
"!!!!!!!!!"
The giant demon let out a high-pitched wail, and in an instant, flames ignited all over his body, lighting up the dark night sky!
But this was not the end yet. The angry giant monster raised its burning tentacles and slammed them violently on the deck. The force almost penetrated the hull. Everyone was blown away and several fell into the sea.
The aunt lost her balance and Xiaobao fell off her back. The giant monster's tentacles fell and carried Xiaobao into the sea!
“Ah!! Xiaobao!! Xiaobao!!!” the aunt exclaimed!
Luo Mingdeng was busy rescuing other people on the opposite side at this time, and Mo You had just released the lifeboat and was on the way over.
The peach blossom eyes under the white veil looked at everything indifferently, and Jiang Yuan thought: Tsk, I had planned to stay alive until the end of the game, why is this happening again?
"Xiaobao!"
Seeing that the aunt was about to jump into the sea and die with the octopus, the slender five fingers stretched out and grabbed the aunt: "Wait up there."
After saying this, the bride Jiang Yuan, dressed in her wedding dress, jumped into the sea without hesitation.
The aunt stood there in a daze: Huh?
Who was that person just now? A blind beggar?
How come it’s so flexible?
Under the sea, the boy's chest was firmly attached to the tentacle suction cup. He sank into the water, unable to breathe, and was about to fart. The next moment, a very fine red light flashed, the suction cup tentacle loosened, and the ink blood spread out. The tentacle was actually cut off in one piece!
The little boy floated into Jiang Yuan's arms. The bride was about to go up with the child in her arms, but her feet sank and she was suddenly pulled down several meters by a huge force. She looked down and saw that the stubborn giant monster had his eyes wide open with bloodshot eyes, and it was actually entangled with him again viciously!
At this time, Luo Mingdeng also jumped into the sea and swam towards him. The Sirens also swam around him from all directions like ghosts.
What a hassle.
Jiang Yuan's mind was working rapidly, and he finally decided to use all his strength to throw the little boy towards Luo Mingdeng!
Luo Mingdeng caught the boy and quickly floated up to the surface, sending him to the lifeboat for rescue. He then turned back again to try to rescue the annoying blind beggar. However, he only saw the blind beggar being tightly entangled by the giant monster and dragged into the deep sea. Countless sirens retreated and swam towards him.
The bride in the white dress sank into the darkness like a piece of broken snow, going away, melting, until she was no longer seen.
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