Even if a fisherman enters an infinite game, he still has to cast a rod
Chapter 57: Master Biyou fights Jiang Yuan
Seeing that the other party didn't want to talk about his bad habits, Yu Du had to change the subject:
"A sect master can only start the game once, and it ends after the conversion. How can they rob repeatedly?"
Jiang Yuan was about to speak when the woman holding the green onions came over and interrupted the conversation:
"Oh, handsome boy, you don't know this. These little monsters are in the same group! I don't know how they do it, but they take turns to be the leader of the sect and rob together!"
"That's quite clever." This surprised Yu Du.
"But don't be afraid. My neighbor Goudan's mom was robbed before. Last time, they just took some lettuce leaves and left happily."
As he was speaking, there was movement at the glass door in front of the bus.
"Knock knock knock."
"Knock knock knock."
"Knock knock knock."
There were three polite knocks on the door.
According to the game rules explored by humans, the first space players enter after entering the game will automatically become a [safe house].
So now their [safe house] is this bus.
The windows were automatically closed when entering the strange cave, and the bus is now completely enclosed.
The monsters outside can't get in because of the rules of the game.
Unless invited.
The driver sat back in the driver's seat and tried to drive the car away, but found that he couldn't start the engine. He had no choice but to turn around and say to the passengers:
"Hey, do any of you have any gold, silver, jewelry, gems, or anything like that? These little monsters only rob people of food and rare stones. If you have any, I'll call the police. If not, just give them some food and fool them away."
Now, besides the driver, there are only seven passengers left in the car, excluding Jiang Yuan and Yu Du, they are:
In the front there is an old lady holding onions, an old lady holding eggs, an old man carrying eggs on the love seat, and in the last row, there are two high school girls in school uniforms.
The two female students sat behind Jiang Yuan and Yu Du and said:
"Hahaha, it's okay, uncle. We don't have anything valuable on us, only two bags of potato chips."
The short-haired girl agreed: "Yeah."
Auntie Nacong: "No, no, just in case, I've already left my valuables at home."
The passengers said they didn't bring anything valuable. The lady holding the egg looked at Yu Du and said worriedly:
"Hey, young man, your cufflinks are made of jewels, right? They look expensive. Do you want to call the security department over?"
"It's okay, it's fake."
Yu Du said calmly and looked at Jiang Yuan.
Jiang Yuan put his hands in his trouser pockets and said nonchalantly, "I don't have anything valuable. Driver, why don't you open the door? The sooner we finish, the sooner we can go back!"
What's more, I have someone from the Security Department next to me, who is much more reliable than the Security Bureau.
The driver had a Mahjong date tonight and didn't want to be delayed by a small security issue, so he said, "Okay, if you say so, I'll open the door."
The passengers waved their hands: "Go ahead, go ahead."
"Click---"
The front glass door of the bus opened automatically, and the driver walked to the back of the bus and stood in front of the passengers.
Then, a group of ferocious green monsters came in one after another.
"Robbery! Robbery! Stupid human!!!"
"Hand over all the food and stones in your hands to me!!!"
"Otherwise we will kill you! Do you hear me!!!"
Although the green monsters' shouts were shrill and ferocious, the passengers were not scared at all. Instead, they felt like laughing.
Although they all have pointed chins, thick red hair, thunder god faces, and big bellies, the tallest one even reaches the middle of the driver's beer belly.
But the funny thing is that they are all wearing modern human clothes.
The little demon who was leading the group and carrying a mace was wearing a suit and tie, with a pair of black-framed glasses in front of his wide-open eyes. He looked like he was cosplaying as a white-collar worker, but because he was too short, the suit became a skirt and he couldn't even show his feet.
The other monsters behind it were also wearing flowered shirts, skirts, and vests. The only two little monsters that fit well were wearing five-year-old children's clothes, pink princess dresses. They looked one part ugly, two parts cute, and very funny.
“Puff….”
The two female students were young and had never seen the world. They couldn't help themselves and had to hide behind Yu Du, taking pictures with their mobile phones, and posted them on their Moments with a grin on their faces.
The driver said: "Okay, I know the rules. Take it."
He threw a pack of strawberry sandwich cookies to the leading suit and tie demon.
Unexpectedly, the little demon waved his hand, knocked the biscuits to the ground, and said viciously:
"Heh! Who wants to break the biscuits? I'm going to kill you this time!!!"
"what?!"
"What!?"
Not only the driver and passengers, but also the other little demons in the group cried out in surprise and disbelief.
"Are you crazy? We agreed to just rob for food. Don't worry about your life, Seventeen, what are you doing?"
"Yeah, how can you break the rules we set!"
"Killing...killing people, that's not what we should do...!"
Facing the accusations of his companions, the little green demon in a suit and tie smashed his mace to the ground and said evilly: "I thought about it before I came here. We can't stay in this village forever and be useless bandits. We have to upgrade!"
Jiang Yuan raised an eyebrow: "Elevated to critical level?"
"No!!! Stupid human, you underestimate me!" The little demon said excitedly:
"I want to become the leader of a sect of extinction! Then I will attend the Peach Festival of the Queen Mother and become an immortal god!"
Jiang Yuan touched his chin in amazement and exclaimed: "This little demon is quite ambitious."
Yu Du beside him nodded: "Yeah."
Other passengers: Who are you praising?
The other little demons were even more horrified: "You are really crazy. With your character, you still want to become a god in heaven! Dream on!"
The suit and tie demon retorted: "A demon without dreams is no different from a pickle. Do you want to live your whole life eating garbage in this lousy village?!"
The pink skirt demon said in fear: "What's wrong with eating garbage? What's more, we are monsters that eat garbage, so we are called useless monsters..."
But the other little demons were somewhat persuaded: "...Indeed, it makes sense. Who says useless demons can't have dreams?"
"If I could go to the Peach Banquet and become a deity, I would be able to eat more garbage... hehe..."
"Well...it's not impossible to kill these humans..."
Seeing that the demon was wavering and had the intention to kill the passengers, the driver could not stand it anymore and took out a nunchaku from his phone, protecting the passengers and said helplessly:
"Well, it looks like I have to come up with something today."
The little demon in a suit and tie narrowed his eyes: "Oh? It seems that you are very brave."
The driver swung out his nunchaku and smiled coolly: "Yes, today I will let you see what a Bixian tour master is!"
Yu Du: “…”
What is a traveling teacher?
Jiang Yuan watched the excitement from the sidelines and clapped his hands excitedly: "Great!!! Great job, driver!!!"
The other passengers cheered along, and the driver wiped his nose confidently. His bangs, which covered his forehead, fluttered in the wind, and he looked indescribably proud.
The leader of the suited monsters sneered, "Well, since you are the first one seeking death, then I, Jiang Yuan of the Waste Village, am not in vain. I will use you as the first stepping corpse on my way to level up!"
Jiang Yuan, who had been applauding enthusiastically just now, suddenly calmed down and said incredulously:...
Why cancel the wish?
Yu Du, standing nearby, clapped twice with an expressionless face.
In this peak battle, both sides are evenly matched, and the fight is imminent and ready to break out.
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