Even if a fisherman enters an infinite game, he still has to cast a rod
Chapter 347 Let me see what Your Majesty ate today?
Lost.
Lost again.
This time I completely lost.
Jiang Yuan didn't expect that he would be defeated so completely. Not only did he step into the trap, but he was actually swallowed by the monster at the last moment and was completely killed.
He didn't know how long he had been falling.
I don't know when Yu Du grabbed me, held me in his arms, and I landed safely on the ground.
He only knew that he had lost to Jiang Jian and could never make a comeback.
*
After being swallowed by the monster palace, the two fell into a vast space.
The surroundings were filled with rotten corpses, and the ground, which felt like stepped on shit, was dotted with scattered crystal bones, glowing with a poisonous green light, providing a ray of light.
The place is so high that you can't see the top, and it's sticky everywhere, making it difficult to climb back the way we came.
In front of me is a dim hall, which is almost the same as what I saw outside. But if I look a little more carefully, I will find that everything is changing silently.
The vermilion walls faded and turned into a grayish-blue texture like dead human fat.
The skin of the Panlong Pillar peeled off, revealing the flesh and blood meridians underneath. It was shaking continuously, as if countless insects were hatching and reproducing underneath.
The roof beams disintegrated and together with the caisson, they turned into intertwined intestine-like organs, overlapping and covering the sky, like a nest of thousands of snakes.
In short, even the underworld is sunnier and more cheerful than here.
The most eye-catching thing is the golden plaque with nine dragons hanging above their heads.
The plaque was twisted and corrupted, and the four characters [正大光明] oozed black blood, blending with the plaque body that was growing granulations, twisting into five unrecognizable ghostly characters----
[Danlin Five Internal Organs Palace]
It’s Danlin Taisui.
It seemed that they were swallowed by this defeated opponent and fell into his stomach.
To be more precise, it should be the stomach.
It is estimated that this parasitic ancient god lost the emperor, so he parasitized on the palace and lived a miserable life.
Jiang Yuan, who should have been excited when encountering the enemy, was as quiet as a chicken at this moment. After landing, he stayed in Yu Du's arms, motionless, as if he had fainted.
"Owner?"
Yu Du asked in a low voice.
Jiang Yuan stammered slowly: "...It's...over..."
Yu Du:?
"Xiao Yu'er, we lost the game, we're done..."
Jiang Yuan murmured to himself: "Yes, I am just an apprentice, how can I possibly defeat the master?
He is the dignified Xijing Feihu, the Minister of Security, the Trap Immortal, the father of Jiang Yixing, and the power umbrella of the evil forces. I am just a powerless cult leader who relies on fraud to deceive people. How can I fight him?"
He was listless, his whole body limp and powerless as he curled up in Yu Du's arms, feeling extremely depressed.
This is the habitual anxiety accumulated from repeated tragic failures.
He usually hid this bad habit very well, but now he can't hide it anymore.
The fear of failure was like a maggot attached to his bones, freezing into his limbs and making Jiang Yuan extremely uneasy and unable to do anything.
Ah, I will be hated.
Jiang Yuan thought: Give up, admit defeat. Jiang Yuan hated his cowardly self from the bottom of his heart.
He was no longer able to maintain the false composure and now just wanted to lie down and wait for death.
It doesn't matter even if Xiaoyuer thinks I'm a coward and hates me.
He's going to die anyway.
It's harmless to be anxious for a while.
However, Yu Du did not show any discomfort at his master's weakness. Instead, he pulled the man closer to his chest, giving him enough peace of mind and hiding space.
"fine."
He whispered to comfort her: "Master, you have done a good job in fighting so far."
The magnetic and deep voice lingered in his ears, like a piece of soothing candy that melted in his mouth, sweet and relieving the Son of God's anxiety.
"But the game is not over yet, we haven't lost yet." Yu Du said again.
Jiang Yuan was surprised at first, then he lowered his head and buried it deeper.
"This kind of chicken soup is just for entertaining children."
He muttered, "The situation is now decided. The game might escalate in the next second and we'll both die violently."
Yu Du Tip: "The stomach is the most vulnerable part of all living things."
...
...
"...Right?!"
Jiang Yuan reacted and immediately jumped up, holding the atheism tightly, and said excitedly:
"That's right!! This is the stomach! It's the weakest part of Dan Tai Sui!"
"This thing swallowed us, it's like swallowing a landmine. I want to let it know what it means to be unable to live or die!"
When he saw hope, he became excited as if he had taken chicken blood. Without waiting for Yu Du to react, he appeared in front of the stomach wall in the next frame, waving the spear tip, cutting through the darkness and tearing the stomach wall!
duang~!
The mucus creates a crack on the stomach wall, which then quickly closes without leaving any trace.
The blow was like a chop on the surface of a lake, leaving only a few ripples.
Jiang is willing to stab again!
duang~!
Stab-stab-stab again!
duang~duang~duang~!
Repeat five or six times with zero damage to the stomach wall.
Jiang Yuan's expression turned cold, and he threw atheism on the ground like garbage. Then he crawled back into Yu Du's arms like a panda, and continued to be disheartened, biting his fingers and muttering:
"I knew it... If it didn't have some skills, how could it dare to eat us alive? The gastric mucosa is thicker than the city wall... Xiaoyu'er... We are really finished..."
This godly man switched back and forth between movement and stillness, as if he had split into two lunatics.
Yu Du said calmly: "We can find the weak point to attack."
"it's useless."
Jiang Yuan shook his head: "This is an ancient god, not a middle-aged fat otaku who eats takeout every day. He eats delicacies from land and sea every day, has three thousand beauties in his harem, exercises regularly, goes to get off work and leaves on time, and has a healthy stomach. How could he have a weakness?"
Yu Du: “There will be.”
"There won't be any."
Jiang Yuan shook his head bitterly, thought for a moment, and began to speak solemnly: "Xiao Yu'er, being able to die with you is a blessing I earned in my previous life... I hope we can meet again in the next life, in a world without Jiang Jian..."
This is the beginning of the last words.
When he heard that they could die together, Yu Du paused briefly and his purple eyes lit up.
But he quickly calmed down and said firmly: "I'm here and I won't let you die."
Jiang Yuan clamped his mouth with one hand: "Shh, this is not an idol drama, don't say stupid things."
Yu Du: “…”
However, even if there were only ten seconds left, Yu Du did not intend to give up.
He picked up Atheism, ran a few steps holding his decadent master, and was looking around when his purple eyes fixed and his sight passed over the corpse mud swamp on the right and found something abnormal.
"Look over there."
Deep inside the Five Internal Organs Palace, close to the stomach wall, there was a small farmyard built with broken bones.
The yard was green and lush, with a circle of luminous bone fence outside. Inside, there was a giant white bone protruding from the stomach wall, and the exposed part was as big as a security room.
Bones and firewood were piled up in the yard, and patches of black mushrooms grew on the ground. There was a sign hanging at the door that read:
[Steal mushrooms, nine generations of your clan will be killed!!!]
With such a strong humanistic sentiment, there must be people living here permanently.
Jiang Yuan turned his head and looked in the direction Yu Du pointed, then calmly retracted his gaze and said:
"Oh, how great! The hallucination before death turned out to be a fairy tale house in the monster's stomach..."
This guy is so depressed that he refuses to face reality.
To prove that it was not an illusion, Yu Du carried his master towards the cabin.
Fences, lanterns, bone carvings of kittens, deer and frogs.
The further you go, the more you can feel the care the owner put into decorating the house, which is in stark contrast to the corpses all around.
Just as I was about to enter the yard, I saw the bone door open, and a person holding dishes and chopsticks jumped out...a mop?
wrong.
Not a mop.
He was a one-meter-tall dwarf, but his figure and face were blocked by thick gray hair and beard, so they could not be seen clearly. Only a pair of old and bright eyes shone brightly in the darkness.
He tapped the broken bowl happily, dancing and humming:
"Oh, dinner is ready, dinner is ready. Let me see what Your Majesty is eating today... Huh?"
As soon as the dwarf went out, he saw a pair of people standing at the gate of his house.
A monk with chest-length black hair in a dirty white robe and a white-haired man wearing torn palace maid's clothes were hugging each other intimately, like princesses, without any shame.
Bearded Dwarf: "What do you want to eat today...?"
Before he could finish his words, he felt a hurricane blowing in his face. His eyes blurred and a figure appeared behind him.
Yu Du felt his hand lighten and saw that his master had disappeared, and the spear in his hand was also taken away.
"Are you the boss guarding this place?" Jiang Yuan asked with narrowed eyes.
"what?"
The bearded dwarf was confused: "What Persia?"
Before he could finish, his messy hair was grabbed and a platinum spear was thrust into his jaw, cutting off a large clump of his beard. With a little more force, the entire head could be pierced through.
Jiang Yuan grabbed his prey and threatened, "Stop pretending, old man. I see everything."
"What conspiracy are you trying to play this time? Stop pretending and tell me how you're going to get out! I'm going to go out and kill your master!!!"
The man who seemed half dead just now suddenly turned into an extremely evil villain, scaring the bearded dwarf out of his wits.
“…Who are you guys?!”
The dishes and chopsticks fell to the ground, and the dwarf wailed: "Why did you suddenly break into someone else's house? If I could leave, I would have left long ago. Why am I hiding here?!"
He won't cry until he sees the coffin.
This old guy can really act.
"You won't say it, right?"
Jiang Yuan laughed twice, his eyes widened, like a tyrannical beast from hell, and said angrily:
"Believe it or not, I will cut off your head right now and kick it like a shit bucket!!!"
The dwarf burst into tears on the spot.
"Help...Help! Kill the God!!!"
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