Even if a fisherman enters an infinite game, he still has to cast a rod
Chapter 224: Everyone Loves Me
I will not go into details about the whole process of Jiang Yuan's provocation against the evil god.
Anyway, on the morning of the second day after he provoked the evil god, a small incident occurred in the cafeteria of the Security Department.
Jiang Yuan drank the preserved egg and lean meat porridge with only meat in it, and chatted with Luo Zhuying:
"Lao Luo, I dreamed of an old man last night. As soon as he came, he pointed at my nose and scolded me. I chatted with him for a few words, and then he broke down again and told me to wait and regret it."
Luo Zhuying nibbled on a flower roll and said with a lazy smile, "Whose old man is this? He's so awesome?"
Jiang Yuan: "Boundless."
Luo Zhuying: "Puff--------cough cough cough!"
Jiang Yuan said the evil god's name so easily that Brother Luo was almost choked to death on the spot.
In this way, Jiang Yuan waited enthusiastically for three years.
There was no movement from the evil god, but he himself, relying on his two extinction-level achievements and various subsequent experiences, became a world-class top star, with constant promotions and salary increases. He was deified by people and spoiled to the point of lawlessness.
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The third year after Yama Luo was beheaded in the underworld.
On a sunny afternoon, cicadas chirped and tree shadows swayed.
A new list of cadres for pre-appointment notice was posted on the bulletin board at the octagonal gate of the Ministry of Security.
One of the most eye-catching ones is the selection of the next CEO.
Although there are many nominees this year and the competition seems fierce, there is actually no suspense.
When everyone came closer and saw the name, they all had an expression of "as expected".
It’s Jiang Yuan.
This young executive is overwhelmingly favored to be the next chief.
Unless there are any unexpected events, he will be able to officially take office in fifteen days.
The third team came over to hand over the task and happened to run into a group of people who were having a heated discussion.
An executive officer with three white eyes listened to a few words and couldn't help but speak up for his captain.
"Tsk, our Captain Jiang works so hard, collecting at least eight doors every month, and he ranks first for consecutive years. That guy only collects two or three doors every month, which puts him at the bottom. Why should he compete with us?"
A curly-haired executive joked, "Because his mom is a minister."
"You two, stop gossiping. What a disgrace!" Jiang Jian, who was standing beside them, shouted:
"Xiao Jiang's rescue rate is 98 percent, so he deserves to be the chief. Moreover, he is my apprentice, and I am proud of him being the chief."
"You two have time to waste here, why don't you learn from others?"
San Baiyan lowered his head honestly: "Oh, I see, Master."
Curly-haired jokingly said, "Then... I will definitely wait for the master to go up first, and then I will go up."
"Go away." Jiang Jian's expression relaxed and he left with his team members.
"Let's go and hand in the task."
Crowds of people are still coming and going.
Suddenly, a loud roar interrupted everyone's heated discussion.
"Buzz---!!! Buzz buzz buzz--!!!"
A huge scarlet mysterious door suddenly appeared at the entrance of the wetland park opposite the octagonal courtyard.
As soon as the door appeared, it was suddenly knocked open by a sports car!
"Bang——!!!"
The scarlet supercar scraped off a layer of paint on the door frame, drew a gorgeous streamline in the air, and then slammed heavily on the ground, bounced twice, and finally landed!
The ferocious and domineering posture, like a wild beast descending from the mountain, frightened all the pedestrians and vehicles passing by.
After the car came out, the strange door quickly disappeared into the air, as if it had never appeared.
In full view of the crowd, the violent red sports car crossed the road and drove straight to the entrance of the octagonal courtyard.
Such arrogance made all the security guards raise their rifles alertly and rush over.
The black muzzle of the gun was pointed at the car window, pointing at the two people inside the car.
The windows were down and the convertible top was rolled back.
There were two people in executive uniforms sitting in the car. The handsome young man in the driver's seat waved enthusiastically to the security captain who was holding a gun.
"Hi! Brother Chen!"
"Jiang Yuan! It's you!!"
The security captain was delighted when he saw Jiang Yuan. He put away his gun and opened the door like a butler.
"I was so scared! I thought the sect leader had rushed out."
Someone laughed and said, "Hahaha, Captain Jiang, you're wearing makeup when you enter the game? Are you so particular?"
Jiang Yuan leaned against the car window with one hand, wiped off the makeup on her face, and said helplessly:
"This, I was dragged by the Propaganda Department to film a new movie yesterday. Before I had time to wipe it off, I was dragged into the spooky cave."
Not only him, but also Luo Zhuying, the deputy captain, was dragged over to have his face painted, and now it's completely unrecognizable.
The security captain corrected his companion, "You idiot, why call me Captain Jiang? From now on, you have to call me Chief Jiang!"
"Oh, that's right! Chief Jiang!"
"What chief?" Jiang Yuan took half a second to react, then he slapped the back of his head and remembered.
"Oh, today is the day for the announcement. I almost forgot."
Obviously, he had already known for a long time that he would be elected, and he did not show much surprise on his face, just treating it as an ordinary promotion.
Jiang Yuan: "I haven't officially taken office yet, so you don't have to call me Chief."
"It doesn't make any difference! It's already settled, and there's no one else but you."
Many colleagues passing by also came over to congratulate him.
"That's right! Chief Jiang is the popular choice! Congratulations!"
"Chief Jiang, I knew you could do it!"
"The future is limitless, Chief Jiang Yuan! We are all counting on you in the future!"
"Congratulations, you have a bright future, Master Jiang!"
Jiang Yuan said politely: "Thank you, everyone, for your kindness. I won't block the road here anymore. I'll treat everyone to a meal when the time comes, hahaha!"
The car trembled as it drove into the security department. After a few steps, at the corner, we ran into Uncle Rong from the mail room again.
"Xiao Jiang! The gifts your fans have sent you these days are already piled up. Basically, there are no problems. There is just a circle of poisonous powder in the thermos cup. I have asked someone to check it out."
Jiang Yuan: "Okay, thank you for your hard work, Uncle Rong. I'll call a truck to pick it up later."
Uncle Rong: "Well, congratulations on becoming the chief soon."
Jiang Yuan: "Hahahaha, thank you! I'll treat you to a meal then. Uncle Rong must come."
Uncle Rong: "Of course!"
In recent years, because Jiang Yuan was so popular, people from all over the country sent banners and gifts to the Ministry of Security. The mailroom was packed with gifts, and the gifts often piled up into the yard.
At the beginning, in the spirit of not wasting food, Jiang Yuan distributed all the snacks and fruits to his colleagues, which resulted in a serious collective coma accident.
Upon checking, we found out that some yandere fans wanted to monopolize Shen Zi, so they injected a large amount of drugs into the homemade cake they sent. The amount was enough to knock out an elephant.
This incident caused a big stir, and later on, a box of biscuits containing poison needles, a doll stuffed with ashes, and a red wedding dress embroidered with talismans were discovered.
Jiang Yuan was so scared that he never dared to accept gifts again.
But as he was usually busy with work, he had to ask Uncle Rong from the mail room to help him check the gifts before he dared to ship them back home.
Originally the gifts were piled up at home, but later the house could no longer hold them, so he bought a villa, which was also full.
Last month, he rented a three-story warehouse of 850 square meters near his home, specifically for storing gifts from fans.
The bright red supercar with cool and smooth lines sped all the way in the game, spinning, jumping, and rolling several times, and was already scarred and in tatters.
Finally, fifty meters before arriving at the parking lot.
"Bang----!"
It's completely scrapped and can't be driven anymore.
Jiang Yuan got out of the car, went to the back, opened the hood, and checked the smoking engine.
At this moment, a voice came from behind him.
"Chief Jiang, you haven't even taken office yet, but you already have too much money to spend?"
Sanbaiyan walked to the car with a stack of information in his arms and recognized the identity of the car at a glance.
It was the world-class top-of-the-line supercar that he had only seen in videos.
"The LaFerrari S has been out of production for a long time. There have only been five of them produced in the world. The cheapest one costs over 3,000w. Where did you get this?"
His tone was three parts disdain, five parts sourness, and ten parts sarcasm. He was just short of pointing at Jiang Yuan's nose and accusing him of corruption and bribery.
Jiang Yuan said honestly: "How can I afford this? A friend lent it to me."
Three white eyes: "Borrowed? Then how dare you ruin the car like this?"
Then your friend will definitely be pissed off.
On the other side, Luo Zhuying finished the call, walked to Jiang Yuan's side, and said casually:
"Just leave this one here. Guan Saner said he'll send someone to pick it up later and also send a new one over for you to use. Don't worry about the rest."
"Guan San'er?!"
Sanbaiyan's eyes widened in shock: "Are you talking about the third son of the Laerfa family?! The future heir of the Guan family?!"
Jiang Yuan: "How can I say that? This is the second one."
Luo Zhuying spread his hands indifferently: "Why should I be embarrassed? Just think of it as helping him test the performance. Tsk, the shell is as crispy as potato chips. I need to ask them to modify it."
Jiang Yuan: "But the acceleration just now was quite comfortable. It only took three seconds to reach the gate of the castle."
Luo Zhuying: "Hehe, it's really handsome."
The question was ignored, and San Baiyan said angrily: "Hey! Did you hear me?!"
Jiang Yuan nodded: "Yes, I heard it."
Luo Zhuying folded his hands, sneered and challenged: "I'm sorry, A'mo, your presence is too low and I didn't notice it. What's the matter?"
Ah Mo was furious: "You, the one with the surname Luo!!!"
Just as he was about to lose his temper, a head suddenly popped out of a window on the third floor of the Octagonal Courtyard and shouted at Jiang Yuan.
"Jiang Yuan!"
Jiang Yuan waved happily and said hello: "Xiaoyu! I haven't seen you for two days. How are you?"
Master Yu had no time for small talk, and said anxiously, "Run! My master is coming to catch you!!"
Jiang Yuan: “Ah?”
As soon as he finished speaking, a deafening roar came from deep inside the gate of the Security Department.
"Where is that brat Jiang Yuan?!"
Jiang Yuan: "Oh no!"
Brother Luo whistled with interest: "Wuhu~, the volcano is about to erupt again."
A'mo was curious: "How did you offend Fire Team 2?"
Luo Zhuying said speechlessly: "It's just a broken rule set by the Security Department, forcing Lao Yuan to recycle at least three doors every month."
Ah Mo was amused: "Three? But it's already the end of June and your team hasn't even collected all three doors. Is that so lame?"
I also deliberately added emphasis to the word "垃圾".
Luo Zhuying: "Yes, we only took one. The rest, including the one just now, a total of 18 fans have been taken away. How about that?"
Ah Mo was incredulous: "Eighteen fans?!"
Since Dumen was not counted in the performance, he had no idea that Jiang Yuan and the others had already passed so many games!
Brother Luo folded his hands in a ruffian manner and stared at A'mo with a forced smile.
"Yes, Shi Ba Shan, colleague, how many games have your team completed this month? Has any month this year exceeded double digits?"
Ah Mo's expression suddenly became brilliant: "......¥@#%!¥#%@¥……%¥……%¥!!!"
The ground shook, and a few green leaves fell down.
"Stop teasing me! Lao Luo! Run!!!"
Seeing that Uncle Huo's huge black shadow had appeared at the entrance of the corridor, Jiang Yuan grabbed his friend's wrist, dropped the scrap car and ran away, disappearing behind the wall in the blink of an eye.
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