Even if a fisherman enters an infinite game, he still has to cast a rod
Chapter 22: Burning Niutuo Village
Junior Brother Quan hasn't changed at all. He still likes to talk about male genitals all the time.
Jiang Yuan wanted to explain that he could actually tell the difference, and that helping ghosts was not stupid, but rather respecting the elderly and loving the young. After all, old ghosts were also a vulnerable group.
But Quan Wuxia didn't wait for him to speak, he took out a dark green vine whip and hit him with it.
Jiang Yuan remembered that this whip was a poisonous vine that grew from the corpse of the leader of the Guwang Sect. It was called Cangjia and was extremely poisonous. Even if a person was not broken by the poison, the whole body would be festered and the person would die.
This move is a killer move!
Jiang Yuan subconsciously stretched out his hand to block, but Cang Jia didn't want to hit him, but bypassed Jiang Yuan and hit the old man behind him in the head.
“Aaaaaaaa——!”
A hoarse scream was heard, and the old man was split into two on the spot, but not a drop of blood was seen. He separated like rotten cotton wool, and quickly turned back to his original shape, turning into a ball of chaotic black mist!
The black fog circled in the air and transformed into a huge old man's head, roaring at Jiang Yuan fiercely:
“Hahahahahahahahahaha------!!!!”
Jiang Yuan was so frightened that he sat down on the ground, holding his head and yelling, "I didn't hit you, why are you yelling at me!!!"
That's obviously because the old ghost bullies the weak and fears the strong, and thinks he is a soft persimmon!
The culprit Quan Wuxia glanced at Jiang Yuan and confirmed that this bastard was a real waste. Then he waved his whip again and beat the ghost mist into ashes.
After the old ghosts dispersed, Jiang Yuan patted his butt and stood up. Quan Wuxia put away the whip and stood in front of him, looking at him coldly with his strange eyes narrowed like a snake, looking at him unfriendly.
Jiang Yuan: "What are you going to do now?"
Quan Wuxia: "You bastard, I hate it most when people are polite to NPCs. There was a idiot who did that. He talked to me about human rights in games and wanted to treat NPCs in games as human beings. Do you know what happened to him later?"
He pressed forward step by step, getting closer and closer to Jiang Yuan, as if he was examining his prey. Jiang Yuan didn't want to be sprayed in the face by his breath, so he took a step back, but his lower back leaned against the railing of the stone bridge, leaving him with nowhere to retreat.
He shook his head in shame: "I don't know."
Quan Wuxia grinned, revealing his sixteen brilliant white teeth: "He's dead."
Jiang Yuan thought: I guess the dead celestial stick you are talking about is exactly me.
He didn't want to continue arguing with this guy, so he bowed his head and said, "President Quan is right. I will pay attention to it next time."
But this is not the end. Quan Wuxia suddenly frowned, moved closer to Jiang Yuan, and sniffed the scent of Jiang Yuan like a puppy.
"What's that smell on you?"
What smell? Jiang Yuan was puzzled. I am wearing new clothes prepared by Yu Du, so there shouldn’t be any smell. To be honest, it must be the cool lotus fragrance of Yu Du’s house?
As a result, Quan Wuxia's next sentence was: "Good dick smells bad."
After saying that, he spat fiercely, wiped his nose in disgust, and walked away.
Jiang Yuan was left alone, trembling in fear: He he he he he he is so fierce!
*
Jiang Yuan waited until Quan Wuxia walked for a while before slowly following him.
After walking along the stone road that was almost swallowed by weeds for a while, we arrived at the entrance of Niutuo Village. Along the way, we could smell the smell of burning paper and the noisy sounds of fighting. It must be that Ying Zixi had already started killing.
Passing through the path between the earthen houses, Jiang Yuan came towards him with an enthusiastic villager.
Villager: “Help!!!!”
It's not quite accurate to say that he is passionate as fire, because this person is so passionate that his whole body is burning with fire.
"Fuck! This group of people"
Jiang Yuan dodged to the side, and the fire man immediately crashed into the earth wall, bounced twice, and stopped moving.
The flames burned fiercely on his body, but there was no smell of burning meat. Upon closer inspection, it was discovered that this villager was not a human at all, but a paper figurine used in rural funerals.
From the parts that have not been burned, it can be seen that his surface is made of white paper, and his facial features and clothes are painted with a brush, in a simple and plain Fauvist style. The two bright blushes are particularly eye-catching, with a somewhat weird preference.
The paper figure was hollow inside, with only a frame made of a few bamboo sticks, so it began to go out not long after burning, leaving only a pile of black ash.
When he reached the corner and saw the full picture of Niutuo Village today, Jiang Yuan was stunned.
There was thick smoke and flames in the village, making the empty dam in the middle of the village particularly bright. Ying Zixi stood alone in the middle of the dam, swinging a long scarlet silk ribbon, destroying one strange paper man after another.
Spinning and jumping, she closed her eyes, and the beauty in the fire waved the long silk, hitting wherever she pointed, beating the paper people so hard that they retreated step by step and fled in all directions, but they were still set on fire one by one by the long silk.
A fat little paper-made man escaped in the chaos under the cover of the old paper-made man. Ying Zixi was about to chase him, but she saw dozens of black shadows suddenly emerging from the direction where the little paper-made man fled!
This was a large group of eerie paper figures. Each of them was tall and held farm tools such as hoes, shovels, and pickaxes. They surrounded Ying Zixi. The contours of their facial features were more vivid than those of the previous paper figures, and even their clothes were real coarse linen. They looked very dangerous.
But even though she was surrounded, Ying Zixi was not afraid at all. She raised her head and threw a sweet glance at the live broadcast ball, smiling and saying:
"Look guys, here comes another wave of new paper figures! Does anyone want to see my newly developed Heavenly Flower Scattering? Do you? Then why don't you express your feelings now!"
As she spoke, her waist trembled and her soft chest shook the entire live broadcast room. She could no longer control herself and soon more than a dozen galactic ships fell like rain.
After receiving the gift, the beautiful woman smiled charmingly, touched the ground with her toes, stepped back, and the long scarlet silk flew in a circle, stunning everyone. She knocked the paper people back dozens of steps and made them fall to the ground.
Taking advantage of this brief moment, Ying Zixi leaped into the air, and after a graceful and sharp backflip, the long silk opened up like a flower towards the sky. At the end of each strand of silk, a huge red and pink firework exploded, so brilliant and dazzling that the paper man was stunned.
And this became the last thing they saw in this world.
Soon, fireworks rained down and lit up all the paper figures in Niutuo Village. In an instant, flames shot up into the sky. The woman stood in the center of the blazing fire against the light, like a graceful fighting goddess. The popularity of the live broadcast room exploded on the spot.
[The stunning dancer fights at the level of the most powerful with bare hands! Sister Xi is the strongest in the world! ]
[It turns out that all the fear comes from insufficient firepower. Zixi's firepower is too strong, and Shushu can't control himself! ]
[Forgive me for my lack of culture, I can say "wow wow wow wow wow wow oh my god" to you guys! ]
[Does Sister Xi's core really exist?! Ah, I'm bent like a mosquito coil! ]
[I’m being burned to death, I’m being burned to death, even through the screen I’m being burned to death ah ah ah ah ah! ]
[So beautiful and cool! Ah, I, the rat, have become an immortal after seeing the white light! ]
[Someone, come! Take that idiot above me out and sacrifice him to the gods!]
[I don't believe it, I don't believe it, this is definitely not true! It's all photoshopped! Unless you let me lick Sister Xi! ]
[Aaaaaah, Sister Xi made it to the Danger Level alone, this is too awesome! ! ! ]
However, that was what the fans in the live broadcast room saw.
The reason why Jiang Yuan was stunned was that he saw a different picture at the scene.
The beautiful Ying was spinning and dancing in front of the camera, looking relaxed and beautiful beyond words, but in stark contrast to her were the ten tall and strong bodyguards in black suits, who were jumping up and down, struggling to fetch weapons and props, and were busy helping her eliminate paper figures outside the camera. They had to ensure they kept up with the pace of her live broadcast while also not being exposed in the camera, which was extremely difficult.
One of the bodyguards ran too slowly when he was spraying the burning paper figures and was kicked by Quan Wuxia.
Yes, Ying Zixi was just dancing, and the paper figures were burned by the bodyguards. Wherever Ying Zixi swung the long silk, they would shoot. The only function of the long silk was to set off fireworks, but Jiang Yuan could see at a glance that the fireworks were just a visual effect and had no actual killing power at all.
The only true thing in this live broadcast is probably that Ying Zixi’s dancing is really beautiful.
Jiang Yuan strolled over to Guyu's side to watch the live broadcast room. Luxurious gifts were constantly refreshing the screen like rain, so much so that even the barrage and the screen could not be seen clearly. All the data in the live broadcast room were rising in a straight line, just like a carnival scene.
Is this the power of the top stream? Jiang Yuan felt that he had been fishing for too long and could not keep up with the trend.
Gu Yu saw him in a daze, thinking that Jiang Yuan had never seen such a big scene and was shocked, and asked proudly: "How is it, isn't it amazing?"
Jiang Yuan did some calculations, and then praised sincerely: "Amazing! This amount of time is enough for me to work for half my life."
Guyu smiled modestly: "This is just the beginning."
"you......"
Jiang Yuan wanted to ask, "You guys are bragging so much, aren't you afraid of being reported for fraud?" When he was halfway through his words, he suddenly felt a cold light coming from behind, which made his neck feel cold, so he glanced back slightly.
As expected, it was Quan Wuxia again.
The president was staring at him eagerly, waiting for him to finish his words.
"You guys are making a lot of money this way... Are you still short of staff? Can I come and broadcast as well?" Jiang Yuan forced out a professional fake smile.
Quan Wuxia behind him rolled his eyes.
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