Even if a fisherman enters an infinite game, he still has to cast a rod
Chapter 179: Fishing without Bait in Front of Buddha
The Buddha stared quietly at the ignorant, arrogant young man, remaining silent.
His compassionate eyes were slightly curved, revealing a creepy and sinister aura, as if silently condemning the boy's ignorance and frivolity, and foreshadowing a certain ominous fate that was about to befall the boy.
But Jiang Yuan seemed not to see it. In the face of pressure, he remained as still as a mountain. He stood there, leisurely and contented.
In silence, the atmosphere in the venue suddenly became extremely tense. People were at the pinnacle of bliss, but were oppressed and terrified.
Every cell is filled with innate fear and dread.
Just when this feeling of suffocation was about to reach a critical point, a young female teacher wearing thick glasses came over and broke the brief confrontation.
The woman mustered up her courage while cowering and said, "Jiang... Jiang Yuan... What nonsense are you talking about? Don't do anything stupid..."
She is Jiang Yuan's homeroom teacher.
Now he is very worried that his student will offend Buddha, be crushed into mud by Buddha, and become the first death in the game.
But to be honest, she was also quite afraid of this student.
It was because Jiang Yuan pointed out her mistakes in class from the first class after entering school.
At first she accepted it humbly, and was delighted and proud of her students' intelligence, thinking she had found a treasure.
Later on, Jiang Yuan pointed out her loopholes every few days and even directly provided her with simpler solutions.
This made her love for Jiang Yuan gradually turn into deep fear.
Annoying, so annoying!!!
I know you are a genius, but don't play tricks on your teacher!!!
So whenever the academic master Jiang asked her to write a note for leave, she would write it out promptly, just to preserve her last bit of dignity as a teacher.
The most frightening thing is that even if he rarely attends classes, Jiang Yuan can still occupy the top position in the grade for a long time. Only when he occasionally encounters wrong questions will he be ranked second.
And now, Jiang Yuan said something that was enough to make the teacher suffer from classroom PTSD.
"It's okay, Teacher Yang." Jiang Yuan comforted him easily:
"It's easy to crack this game without sacrificing anyone."
Teacher Yang: “…Ah?”
"Really?!"
The Dean of Studies asked, "Jiang Yuan, what can you do?"
He knew about Jiang Tiancai's various bizarre deeds in school, and he was even more aware that Jiang Yuan was the son of an executive, so his words were somewhat credible.
However, netizens did not know Jiang Yuan’s background, and many of them were furious.
[It turns out that this bully's name is Jiang Yuan. 】
[This little beauty is really pretty...]
[It's obvious that you're just an embroidered pillow. Please be kind. We only have one day. Don't waste everyone's time just to show off! ]
Faced with doubts, confusion and the terrifying gaze from above, Jiang Yuan said nothing more.
Instead, he paced confidently by the pond, stopped in front of a plump white lotus covered with water droplets, and squatted leisurely.
Behind him, Yu Sinian was already used to this and said with a smile, "Our president is about to start again."
Luo Zhuying folded his hands in a scoundrelly manner: "Let him pretend."
Quan Wuxia's one eye flashed with anticipation. He couldn't help but stand on tiptoe and jump twice.
Qiu Ci was still standing in the paper boat, with a look of disdain on her face, but her hands unconsciously gripped the edge of the boat.
By the pool, the handsome boy stretched out his slender white fingers, and the layers of petals were turned over. A few drops of water fell back into the lotus pond. Soon, he magically found a jade spider dozing on the lotus pod.
He knocked the half-palm-sized spider twice, and the jade spider woke up, shook its furry body, and actually crawled into Jiang Yuan's palm docilely. It was extremely well-behaved and it was obvious at first glance that it was a psychic little fellow.
【Wow! What a cute little spider! 】
【What is this little beauty doing? 】
[Fuck! I I I know what this bastard is going to do!!!]
【What? 】
[He wants the spider to bite him! Then he transforms into Spider-Man, but fails. He hangs down and directly catches an evil ghost!!!]
[Haha ...
[6, 6, if he can really become Spider-Man, I will eat the keyboard hahahahahahaha!!!]
The process of finding the jade spider seems casual, but it is actually the result of Jiang Yuan's half-day search.
What's more, the Jade Spider was not as well-behaved as it looked. Its sweet dream was suddenly disturbed, and it flew into a rage. It climbed onto Jiang Yuan's hand, intending to bite to death this ignorant mortal.
But just as it was about to bite and its fangs were about to touch his palm, Jiang Yuan opened his mouth.
"If you dare to bite, I will crush you to death right now."
Jade Spider:.......
terror!
It’s so scary!!!
This mortal is going to crush me to death!!!
Jade Spider was shocked, but the people around her were confused.
From their perspective, Jiang Yuan was making ambiguous sounds to the spider, like whispering, and they didn't understand what he was doing.
Yu Sinian wondered, "What is the president hissing about?"
Luo Zhuying loosened his arms and opened his eyes wide in surprise: "When did Laoyuan learn to speak Spider Language!?"
Quan Wuxia: "What?"
"Come on, baby, spit out some silk, or I'll crush you to death right now."
Jiang Yuan continued to communicate gently in the spider language, but the Jade Spider was a strong-willed spider. It shrank its body and took two steps back, extending its fangs as a threat, demanding that Jiang Yuan let the spider go.
So the evil man gently curled his hands and imprisoned the jade spider between his palms.
"Do you want to see whether you can poison me faster or I can crush you to death faster?"
Jade Spider: “………”
#! @#¥%……%…………&*&*&……()……()*
Under the tyranny of the evil villain, the poor little spider had no choice but to open its mouth and spit out silk.
Soon, a crystal clear, thin spider silk was spit out, and Jiang Yuan hung one end of it into the lotus pond. Everyone saw this thin and long white jade spider silk begin to fall towards the bottom of the lotus pond.
When others were becoming more and more confused, the fisherman in the live broadcast room immediately understood Jiang Yuan's tricks.
【Great, great! This is wonderful! 】
【What's wrong? It's so wonderful. 】
[This guy is planning to use the spider silk in front of the Buddha to fish out the ghost! ]
In the screen, the student holding the mobile phone pointed the screen at the pond, and the commentators saw that the seemingly soft spider silk, like a stone, quickly penetrated the sky and the earth and was descending towards Purgatory.
Obviously there is hope.
As a result, a bunch of spineless comments quickly changed the direction of the situation.
【ah? ? ? 】
[It’s impossible. A spider’s thread can lead to purgatory… Shit… It really went down!!! ?]
[What the hell?! Really?! Who is this little bitch? ]
[What the hell is wrong with him!!! This kid can speak spider language!!!? ]
[After all, it's the Jade Spider in front of the Buddha... My god, what kind of genius is this!? Are all of Riichi's students so scary?!]
【Ahhhh my future husband is so awesome!!!】
[Little beauty...hiss hiss hiss...hiss...hiss...hiss...hiss...]
[Get out of the way!!! I'm a pervert, let me lick first! ]
[Um...if it's fishing...he didn't put any bait? How can he catch a ghost?]
【......】
【......】
【......】
[I told you, he is a bully. ]
The head teacher, who also loves fishing after get off work, also thought of this.
He walked over and said worriedly, "Xiao Jiang, fishing requires a nest and bait. You don't have anything tied on your fishing line, how are you going to catch ghosts?"
Someone said, "That's right. If there's no bait, which resentful ghost would be willing to come up?"
ghost?
饵?
What bait do ghosts like to eat?
Not far away, Qiu Ci suddenly had an idea, jumped off the boat, raised his hands and said, "Me, me, me! Evil spirits like meat! I can chop some!"
As he spoke, he drew out his weapon, a machete, and prepared to get some fresh bait from his body.
This posture frightened Jiang Yuan, and he immediately said, "Come here, protect this hero with self-destructive tendencies!"
Somehow, this joking remark touched the most unknown side of the student council president's heart.
Qiu Ci was stunned for a moment.
"Order."
Yu Sinian and Luo Zhuying, one on the left and one on the right, controlled the boy who was about to commit self-harm.
"What are you two doing! Let me go!"
Seeing Qiu Ci was under control, Jiang Yuan felt relieved and continued to explain to the dean.
"Director, I put out the bait."
"what?"
“I gave up hope.”
This answer was too abstract and vague, which once again aroused doubts and confusion from people around him.
【ha? 】
What hope? What hope?
[Hope? Then I also put dreams, oxygen, and bacteria on it.]
[Hahahahahahahahahahahaha friend, do you believe in hope? Do you believe in light? ]
[As expected of a high school student, what a chuunibyou! 】
[Can a demon who eats raw meat and drinks blood understand what hope is? ]
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