Even if a fisherman enters an infinite game, he still has to cast a rod

The young man lowered his eyebrows slightly, his eyes traced the edge of his master's delicate earlobe, and he obediently gave up the idea of ​​saving people.

"Ah."

Jiang Yuan bent down, pulled away Xu Lulu's hand that was holding Xiao Yu'er's clothes, and said:

"Fairy, please loosen your grip and don't let us, the dirty ants of the mortal world, defile you."

"No, Brother Yu, I know I was wrong. I really know I was wrong. I will definitely change my ways in the future..."

Xu Lulu saw that Yu Du had an opportunity here, so she grabbed his clothes and cried:

"You can't just stand by and watch me die! I can't die, I can't die. The limited edition bag I grabbed half a year ago... will be delivered in a few days... and I've been bargaining for more than a year, and the old man finally agreed to buy me a Panamera... I can't die... Please, I really, really want to live..."

She moved to tears when she spoke, but Jiang Yuan, a fisherman who lived in an unfinished building and ate vegetarian burgers, found it difficult to understand her reasons for living.

The male passengers around laughed: "Pah, it turns out that you are such a shameless old man, you stinky bitch, you deserve to die!"

They raised their weapons and were about to take action when a loud and sharp explosion suddenly came from the top of the high steps of the Yao Chi Palace.

"--------------------------------!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The sound was so deafening that it caused tinnitus and dizziness. The players had no choice but to cover their ears with their hands to resist the sound waves.

A violent suction force sucked all the delicacies in the sky into the curtain, saving a few surviving leaders of the extinction-level sects.

Seeing that the situation was not right, Jiang Yuan was about to pull Xiao Yuer away as a courtesy, but suddenly a dozen golden bird cages of different sizes fell from the sky, covering each player with a cage, preventing them from escaping.

At the top of the steps, the curtain of the phoenix chair was blown open, and a huge figure slowly walked out from the green mist. His mouth was bulging, and he was chewing the delicacy he had just taken. After chewing it thoroughly, he swallowed it in one gulp and burped loudly.

His bare feet were wrapped with jeweled gold chains, and his long, fluffy hair and thick cloak fluttered in the wind.

The Queen Mother of the West walked down the stairs step by step. The two contradictory temperaments of dignity and decadence blended perfectly in her. Her majestic true body and the huge object that was looming through the gold ornaments on her cloak made all the male players in the cage stare with envy and amazement.

"Ah, this... this Queen Mother is so big...!"

"Ah??? Queen Mother of the West is a man????"

Before they could recover from the shock of the Queen Mother of the West being a man, they heard the decadent man-woman speak, coquettishly saying:

"Ah~! Dear Yuanlang, look."

He opened his mouth wide and stuck out his long pointed tongue, showing Jiang Yuan his moist tongue coating that was stained black by the poison of the delicacy.

A few strands of saliva stretched, broke, became absurd, unruly and eroded.

"As long as it is a gift from you to me, even if it is a deadly poison, I will swallow it in one gulp."

???? ????

All the players looked at Jiang Yuan: We have been playing this game for such a long time, and the leader is actually your old lover? ? ? ?

Brother, do you have any surprises that we don't know about?

Even Wu Qu in the cage next to him exclaimed: "Jiang Yuan you...you...you..."

He hesitated for a long time, but couldn't think of any words. Finally, he just gave a thumbs up and said:

"You are amazing."

"......Thank you for the compliment."

Jiang Yuan held his forehead with his hand, too lazy to explain to them that he didn't even know this crazy Queen Mother.

Just as Queen Mother of the West walked towards Jiang Yuan, she caught a glimpse of a familiar figure crawling on the ground in the cage next to him, and a hint of surprise flashed in six eyes.

He opened the bird cage with a big wave of his hand, lifted up the woman in yellow lying on the ground with one hand, and said gently to Xu Lulu:

"Qiqi, my most adorable daughter, why are you here?"

Xu Lulu was overwhelmed by the aura of this strange man and woman. She was at a loss for a moment and stammered: "I... I am..."

"wrong."

The Queen Mother of the West's expression suddenly changed, and she became very imposing:

"You are not my good daughter, who are you? Why are you wearing the brocade clothes I gave her?"

The god in gorgeous clothes waved his hand, and the goose yellow brocade robe flew away from Xu Lulu like a swimming fish. The five sharp fingers closed together and were taken into the palm of the sect leader's hand.

"Did you kill her, take her clothes, and disguise yourself as her to trick me?!"

The Queen Mother of the West roared in anger.

Xu Lulu only had a set of skin-colored lace underwear left on her body. She was almost scared to death by the monster's roar. She quickly waved her hands to explain:

"No, no, no! Queen Mother, I didn't kill her! This... this is the identity prop that the bastard who escaped just now gave me!!!"

Having lost the protection of the props, Xu Lulu regained her identity, and the law of causality was restored at three o'clock in the morning, so she had to tell the truth.

Queen Mother of the West: "Oh? Where is my most beloved daughter?"

"She's dead!"

"What did you say?"

The Queen Mother of the West stretched out her hand, grabbed Xu Lulu's neck into her hand, and almost strangled her to death.

"Sissy...ah, no, please calm down, Madam...! You perverted exhibitionist, just listen to what I have to say!"

Being insulted like this, Queen Mother of the West was so surprised that she opened her six eyes wide and blinked.

"Woman, how dare you be so rude to me?"

The players watching in the cage all had evil smiles on their faces, thinking:

Hey, this vicious woman is dead.

Even Xu Lulu herself thought so. When everyone thought she was dead, a strange blush appeared on the pale face of the Queen Mother of the West.

"I...I admire your honesty and frankness! Vicious pretty girl!"

Xu Lulu: ????? ?????

All players: ????? ????? ?????

Yu Du looked at this damn masochist gloomily with contempt on his face.

The weathered Jiang Shenzi folded his hands calmly: Haha, such a boring reversal, it’s all within my expectations.

Xu Lulu got back to the point:

"That bastard said that he met the fairy Qiqi in a dangerous sect. Didn't she betray you for Dong Yong? But in fact, that idiot had a very bad life after coming to the earth."

"How could that be? She said Dong Yong was a good man, and she even made white flour buns herself and gave half of them to her."

After the noble Queen Mother of the West finished speaking, she pondered:

"But, I have never seen a real steamed bun. I guess it must be an extremely precious delicacy, right?"

"Fuck the delicacies, that's just garbage carbonated water that's everywhere. Dong Yong is not a good person either. That beast is just a poor loser and a gambler. He used sweet words and half a rotten bun to coax the stupid fairy who had never seen the world into his arms, and then locked her up at home to do farm work every day.

She was pregnant, ploughing the fields during the day and weaving at night. If she worked slowly, she would be beaten. Dong Yong went out to gamble every day. Sometimes when he lost a lot, he would pawn her magic weapon. If it was still not enough, he would give it to the creditor to play with for a few days to pay off the debt. "

"Later, she couldn't bear the humiliation and wanted to abandon her family and children and flee back to the Heavenly Palace. When the bastard found out, he was furious and hacked her to death with a butcher knife. He also lied that his wife had been called back to the Heavenly Palace, skinned her and cut her flesh, set up a three-day banquet in the village, collected a lot of gifts and used them to continue gambling, and finally became the best filial son and good husband in the surrounding villages."

"Then the spirit of the fairy turned into an evil ghost and slaughtered everyone in the village, young and old, and turned into a nearly evil cave, which was easily recovered by Huo Zian."

"This brocade dress is her relic prop. Put it on and you can temporarily become Fairy Qiqi."

"Oh, my poor daughter..."

Queen Mother of the West was filled with grief. She placed her five fingers on Xu Lulu's shoulders and caressed her affectionately:

"Thank you, beautiful and honest girl. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't even know that my daughter suffered so much in the mortal world."

"You have helped me a lot. Tell me, what kind of reward do you want?"

When Xu Lulu heard about the reward, her eyes lit up and a vicious look appeared on her face. The players trapped in the golden birdcages felt a jolt in their hearts, knowing that something was wrong.

"Oh no, this vicious woman is definitely going to take revenge on us!!!"

Unexpectedly, this time, the slender stewardess' eyes rolled around and she said, "No, I don't want any reward."

Queen Mother Xi was puzzled: "Oh? Then what do you want?"

The charming villain climbed onto the strong, pale thighs of the Queen Mother of the West and rubbed her body against them to please the monster leader in front of her.

She could tell that this monster, dressed so revealingly and neurotically, must be an extremely lustful superior. To please such a superficial and shameless guy was as easy as dancing in her comfort zone.

"My queen, now these lowly ants all want to kill me. I can't go back anyway. I just hope to stay by your side forever."

Jiang Yuan suddenly looked at this girl with a new respect.

She is really smart. She wants to learn from Huo Zian and stay in the game, relying on Queen Mother of the West to gain the greatest benefit.

As Xu Lulu expected, Queen Mother Xi really said: "Okay, but as a mortal, it is really difficult for you to stay by my side..."

The man rubbed his chin with a troubled look on his face, thought for a moment, and said:

"How about this! I will help you become a fairy, so that you can stay by my side as a fairy. How about that?"

Fatty Zhang panicked: "It's over! If this woman really wants to stay here, won't she take revenge on us?"

Yu Du in the cage shook his head gently: "No."

Ouyang Ming was puzzled: "Captain, how do you know that won't happen?"

Jiang Yuan, who had just been tricked by this monster, twitched his lips and said to everyone:

"You guys know nothing about the acting skills of the Queen Mother of the West."

Here, Xu Lulu was still happily clinging to the Queen Mother's waist to express her gratitude:

"Okay, okay, as long as you let me stay and be a goddess, I can do anything!"

"Hmm~!" The innocent Queen Mother of the West suddenly changed her tone and whispered:

"Xu Lulu, you were a flight attendant before, right?"

Xu Lulu was horrified. She had no idea that this monster was so powerful. Not only did he know her name, he also knew her job and even knew the word flight attendant? !

I suddenly had a bad feeling in my heart.

She hesitated and said, "My Lady, how do you know..."

"I am the Queen Mother of the West, of course I know everything."

The gentle, huge man stroked the woman's cheek, then lifted her chin with his jewel-studded gold nail polish. The corners of her lips slowly stretched to her ears, and he gave an extremely good idea in a very playful way.

"I've thought of this. Since you work on an airplane, the position of deity cannot be too extreme. Why not reward you with a..."

"Flying-plane-cup fairy!!!"

"what?"

What fairy is this airplane?

Xu Lulu's expression went blank for a moment, and she thought she was deaf.

By the time she reacted, it was too late.

“No…don’t!!!”

She knew she was being tricked again, so she turned around and wanted to run, but as soon as she turned around, the Queen Mother of the West touched her forehead with her golden nail.

The air vibrates.

A surprising tingling sensation spread throughout the body, and the woman's body changed. Her bones twisted, her limbs retracted into her body, her mouth turned into an O shape, her thin waist became thicker, her neck disappeared, and her torso and head became one.

The underwear fell to the ground, and a pink cup about 40 cm high and about cm in inner diameter, hard on the outside and soft on the inside, rolled out.

Just like that, Xu Lulu turned into a living flying cup fairy in front of everyone's eyes.