The tyrant empress is my wife, I am invincible and have been hiding

"Two monkeys were cutting wood in the mountains. Let's see how the little monkey sawed it together.

A horse is stuck in the mud and asks the old beast how to get out.

Cen Shenzi's old face was filled with excitement. He couldn't help but repeat Ye Feng's couplet to everyone. He looked at Ye Feng who was sitting in the distance with his eyes deep in his heart, but he felt a little lost.

He couldn't help but feel sad and angry in his heart. Once upon a time, people like Ye Feng were the mainstay of the Wei Dynasty, making the entire Wei Dynasty well-organized and prosperous.

Now Ye Feng has become the emperor of the Song Dynasty. It is rumored that the emperor of the Song Dynasty, Zhao Qiuyan, is obsessed with martial arts and is incompetent.

But she had the wisdom to judge people, and was able to exchange the Eighteen Cities of Smoke and Cloud for Ye Feng, so that she could take charge of the Song Dynasty. Now the Wei Dynasty not only lost Ye Feng, but even the Eighteen Cities of Smoke and Cloud were taken back by Ye Feng. How could they not feel regret?

"This couplet is really wonderful. Two monkeys versus one horse, a cut log versus a trapped body, deep in the mountains versus in the mud. The second half of the two sentences are both rhetorical questions, just right. This kind of absolute can really be said to be an eternal absolute!"

As the head of the Su family, Su Chen had a faint smile on his face. Ye Feng's clever couplet not only suppressed the arrogance of Mi Heng and Ran Maoshan, but also became a good story.

Even Su Peng, who was always cautious in his words and deeds, stood up, looked at Ye Feng, clasped his fists and said, "I think I have studied couplets, but now it seems that compared with the King of Zhenguo, I am just a frog in the well. I really admire you."

"Didn't you two just say that the second line of Zhenguojun's poem was polished by someone else? How come you can't do it too?" Wang Huanzhi did not miss this opportunity and said to Mi Heng and Ran Maoshan with an angry face.

Mi Heng and Ran Maoshan's faces turned pale. They were now completely humiliated. Not only were they unable to match Ye Feng's couplet, but they were also humiliated by the other party with the help of the couplet. It was a great shame for them to curse without using any dirty words.

Mi Heng gritted his teeth, looked at Ye Feng, and said coldly: "Since the King of Zhenguo is so powerful, he must be able to match the second line of my previous couplet, right?"

"The spring water from the Buddha's feet floats, floats, floats, and leaves two jade belts."

After Mi Heng finished speaking, he deliberately emphasized the first couplet of his own couplet. He looked at Ye Feng with a gloomy face. He felt a little unwilling in his heart after being scolded by the other party's two couplets in succession.

"Yes, the king of the state is so powerful, can't he write a couplet?" Ran Maoshan said with sarcasm on his face.

Everyone in the Su family couldn't help but get angry. They pointed at Ran Maoshan and said with a smile, "It's normal that you can't match the first line of the couplet. Didn't you also match the first line of the Zhenguojun just now?"

Sima Jieyuan had a mocking smile on his face. He looked at Ye Feng who was not far away, stood up, waved the fan in his hand, and said, "Don't panic, everyone. In my opinion, Lord Zhenguojun must be thinking about how to come up with the second couplet. With his ability, he will surely be able to do it easily."

"I have long heard that the emperor of the Song Dynasty is proficient in both civil and military affairs. How could he not be able to match a simple couplet?"

Sima Zhu followed nearby, fearing that the world would not be in chaos, and echoed everyone.

Su Chen and others also looked unhappy. Sima Jieyuan and Sima Zhu added fuel to the fire and were obviously forcing Ye Feng to embarrass himself.

When it comes to couplets, everyone knows that sometimes inspiration is needed.

Some of them are so absolute that it took hundreds of years for someone to come up with the second line.

"As long as the Lord of the State can tell the truth, from now on, no matter where I go, as long as I see the Lord of the State, I will hide away!"

Mi Heng saw Sima Jieyuan and Sima Zhu cheering for him, but saw Ye Feng sitting there without saying a word, so he thought that the other party could not come up with the second couplet, so he continued to speak aggressively.

"Guardian of the state! Guardian of the state! Guardian of the state!"

Many scholars in the crowd were so stimulated by Mi Heng and Sima Jieyuan that they all looked at Ye Feng and shouted, hoping that Ye Feng could turn the tables and come up with the second couplet.

Su Yuanlin had a head full of white hair. He walked forward and waved his hands to signal everyone to be quiet. He had a confident look on his face and was full of expectations. He always felt that Ye Feng, the state guardian in front of him, must be extraordinary and might be able to come up with a couplet. He looked at Ye Feng and said, "Since the state guardian has decided to come up with a couplet, he must have thought of the second line. Don't be stingy and come up with it directly!"

Ye Feng's face was gloomy. He didn't expect Mi Heng and Ran Maoshan to be so arrogant and insisted that he come up with the second couplet. With a cold heart, he said, "What should I do if I come up with the second couplet of the first couplet you just came up with?"

"You've been hiding for so long, I don't believe you can come up with the second line." Mi Heng sneered in his heart. He didn't believe Ye Feng could come up with the second line, and said, "If you can come up with the second line, what do you want to do?"

"How about this, if I can come up with the second line, you will give me 500,000 taels of gold. If I can't come up with the second line, I will give you 500,000 taels of gold. Do you dare to bet?"

Ye Feng narrowed his eyes slightly, his expression calm. Since Mi Heng was so aggressive and wanted to embarrass him, then don't blame him for trying to trick the other party to death.

Ran Maoshan and Sima Zhu both frowned. They knew very well that five hundred thousand taels of gold was not a small amount. Even if Mi Heng was the new top scholar in the Great Xia Dynasty, if his family foundation was not strong enough, he would probably not be able to come up with five hundred thousand taels of gold.

"Bet! I don't believe you can come up with the second line!"

Mi Heng's face was gloomy. He gritted his teeth and thought to himself that Ye Feng must be unable to come up with the second line, so he used 500,000 taels of gold as a bet to make him retreat.

Now, even if it is 500,000 gold, he has to agree to it, otherwise he will lose face.

"Since you dare to bet with me, you need to sign a written agreement. Otherwise, who knows if you will regret it?" Ye Feng looked at Wei Xian and ordered, "Eunuch Wei, you must draft a bet immediately. Please sign your names on it. If anyone loses and dares to violate the bet, it is considered a betrayal and everyone can be killed!"

Mi Heng's face turned pale. He was the direct descendant of the Mi family of the Great Xia Dynasty and had a noble status. How could he break the contract for a mere 500,000 taels of gold?

Moreover, he didn't think Ye Feng could come up with the second line, so he said confidently: "Don't be arrogant. There is no solution to the second line of my couplet."

Ye Feng said coldly: "Why don't you just tell me whether you dare to bet or not? Why bother with so much nonsense? I am still waiting for 500,000 taels of gold to enrich the country and strengthen the army!"

"Okay, I'll make a bet with you!"

Mi Heng was ridiculed by Ye Feng, his face turned green, and he rushed forward and signed his name on the document prepared by Wei Xian. Wei Xian also took the document and came to the crowd, asking everyone to sign.

"Betting: If the state ruler Ye Feng can come up with the second line, Mi Heng will pay him 500,000 taels of gold. If the state ruler cannot come up with the second line, Mi Heng will pay him 500,000 taels of gold. Please sign as a witness. If you break the contract, you will be punished by heaven and earth!"

Cen Shenzi, Sima Zhu and others all came to watch the fun. After all, it was a bet between Ye Feng and Mi Heng and had nothing to do with them, so they all signed the contract.

Mi Heng looked at the bet that Wei Xian had drawn up. Seeing that the words on it were so firm, he suddenly became hesitant as he held the pen.

He knew very well that Wei Xian was Ye Feng's personal eunuch, but now he dared to draft such a bet. He couldn't help but wonder in his heart: "Could Ye Feng really come up with the second line?"

“Hahaha… you were so arrogant just now, but now you don’t dare to bet with the King of Zhenguo!”

"If you have the ability, just sign your name."

"How ridiculous! How can you be so rude to our ruler?"

"Sign it quickly and don't waste our time."

……

The many scholars around were talking about it, and one by one they criticized Mi Heng bluntly.

Mi Heng kept thinking about his first line in his mind. When he was sure that he couldn't find the second line, he said coldly: "I hope you can keep your promise."

swoosh...

Mi Heng did not hesitate at all. He picked up the big pen and signed the bet in Wei Xian's hand. He felt that Ye Feng must be unable to come up with the second line, which was why he shouted out 500,000 taels of gold in one breath. As a bet, he wanted him to give up. He said coldly: "You want to blow me up and scare me, but I don't believe you can come up with the second line."

In his opinion, if Ye Feng could come up with the second line, he would have jumped out to come up with the second line long ago. How could he have endured their scolding for such a long time?

The atmosphere at the scene became solemn as Mi Heng finished signing. Many people couldn't help whispering. Until now, they didn't know who would win between Ye Feng and Mi Heng.

As Mi Heng finished signing, his face was full of pride and sternness. He looked at Ye Feng who was unmoved, secretly delighted in his heart, thinking that the other party must be unable to come up with the second line. He immediately said sarcastically: "I don't know how long it will take for the Lord of the State to think before he can come up with the second line. Don't tell me it will take three to five years!"

"You want to make things difficult for me with just a couplet? You've chosen the wrong person. Remember the five hundred thousand taels of gold. Don't break your promise!" Ye Feng's eyes flashed with disdain. He was knowledgeable about astronomy and geography, and the crystallization of China's 5,000 years of splendid civilization. He stood up and walked to the middle of the platform. The breeze gently blew the corners of his clothes. He looked particularly handsome and extraordinary. He said in a loud voice: "The source of living water is bubbling, bubbling, bubbling, a string of pearls is bubbling out!"

sizzle...

The originally noisy atmosphere of the entire scene became silent as Ye Feng came up with the second line. Everyone was dumbfounded and stunned.

"Wonderful! Wonderful! It's really indescribable!"

No one knew who couldn't help but let out an exclamation in the quiet atmosphere, completely breaking the tranquility in front of them. It was really because Ye Feng's couplet was too exquisite.

At the far end of the Jinsha River, fresh water bubbles out from the source, giving rise to the Jinsha River. The successive steps and waterfalls flow continuously, and from a distance of a hundred miles, it looks like a string of pearls bubbling out.

Bang!

Mi Heng's face turned pale, and the sarcasm and sneer on his face disappeared completely, replaced by dejection. He sat back heavily in his chair, like a wooden chicken.

He really couldn't understand how Ye Feng came up with the second line of such a clever first line, which was so well-balanced and exquisite.

Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!

The many scholars from the Song Dynasty present at the scene burst into deafening applause when they saw that Ye Feng not only came up with the second couplet, but also did it perfectly.

Ran Maoshan and Mi Heng both looked livid. They really didn't expect that Ye Feng could come up with the second couplet, and the parallelism was so neat that they were speechless.

"Eunuch Wei, you must remember that out of the 500,000 taels of gold, even if one tael is missing, I will only hold you accountable!" Ye Feng walked back to his seat, sat down, and said slowly.

It seemed like he was scolding Wei Xian, but in fact, Wei Xian was very proud. He came to Mi Heng with the bet and said, "Mr. Mi, our Lord has already come up with the second couplet. Please pay the bet!"

Mi Heng gritted his teeth and looked at Ran Maoshan beside him. Seeing this old man deep in thought and ignoring everything, he was secretly angry. In front of so many people, he couldn't break the contract. He said, "It's just 500,000 taels of gold. I won't break the contract. It's just that I don't have that much on me now."

"The Mi family is a famous and prestigious family in the Great Xia Dynasty. I can help you send someone to the Great Xia Dynasty to get it!" Ye Feng sat next to you, raised the teacup, took two sips, and said lightly.

Mi Heng gritted his teeth and said, "I will give you a letter of divorce immediately. Once you send someone to deliver it to the Great Xia Dynasty, someone will naturally give you 500,000 taels of gold."

After the confrontation between Ye Feng and Mi Heng, people from other dynasties did not dare to cause trouble for Ye Feng easily, and the literary event continued.

Until noon, when the literary event was drawing to a close, Sima Jieyuan stood up, fanned himself, clasped his fists slightly towards Ye Feng, and said, "I am Sima Jieyuan, the most talented scholar in the Great Jin Dynasty. I have long heard that the Lord of the State is very good at writing poetry. Your "Ding Fengbo" and "Liangzhou Ci" both shocked me. It just so happens that I also like poetry and songs. I wonder if the Lord of the State of the State is willing to teach me?"

"Mr. Jie Yuan is a guest from afar. Since you want to recite poems and compose couplets, we, the Great Song Dynasty, will naturally accompany you." Su Chen saw Sima Jie Yuan still trying to make things difficult for Ye Feng. He found that Ye Feng did not seem to like this kind of scene, so he came out to help and said, "Since it is poetry and songs, it naturally has to have a fixed theme. I wonder what you want to compete in?"

Ye Feng sat there with a calm expression, but he couldn't help but sigh inwardly: "I really don't understand why these people keep asking for trouble?"

With his 5,000-year Chinese civilization and his poetry and songs, even if he had only completed nine years of compulsory education, he could still sweep away this group of people. What's more, he had completed eighteen years of compulsory education. It was really like hitting a rock with an egg.

"Since ancient times, there has been no first in literature and no second in martial arts. I just want to exchange poems and have fun with you all." Sima Jieyuan said in a high-sounding manner, waving his fan and saying, "We have come all the way to Nanjun to participate in this literary event. Why not take 'homesickness' as the theme? How about everyone show their talents and write a poem?"

"I haven't written a poem for a long time. I'm looking forward to it. I'll write one too!"

Sima Zhu laughed happily.

“This is a great theme, I agree.”

"Yes, I agree."

When Sima Jieyuan spoke, many people from other dynasties spoke up to express their agreement.

Su Chen narrowed his eyes slightly, smiled faintly, and said: "Since Mr. Jie Yuan has such a refined taste, we will definitely accompany him. Please throw out some ideas!"

"Then I will respectfully obey your command!"

Sima Jieyuan was not polite either. He walked forward, holding a fan in his hand and shaking it slightly, and then he spoke in a loud voice: "People say that the sunset is the end of the world, but I can't see my home even if I look to the end of the world. I hate that the green mountains block my way, and the green mountains are also covered by the evening clouds."

"Good! Awesome, you are worthy of being the most talented person in the Jin Dynasty!" Someone couldn't help but sigh when he heard the poem written by Sima Jieyuan.

Only Ye Feng, who was sitting there, looked up at the distant sky when he heard the word "homesickness", with mixed feelings in his heart. He traveled to Kyushu inexplicably, and when it comes to "homesickness", how many people can compare to him.

However, two lines of poetry emerged in his mind. When it comes to missing his hometown, this poem can definitely be regarded as the ultimate masterpiece in the five thousand years of Chinese history!

That is what Dongpo Jushi said: "May we live long and share the beauty of the moon even though we are thousands of miles apart!"

(I was writing and writing, and I was too lazy to stop. It was a 5,000-word chapter. Qiongtian has always believed that when it comes to ancient poetry, Su Dongpo is the best in China. He is open-minded, heroic, and cheerful. His attitude towards life is worth learning for all of us! So I used "定风波" in the second chapter, and was criticized by many people, but I still didn't change it, just because I like Su Dongpo's attitude towards life. Each of our lives is bound to have ups and downs, with sorrows and joys. In the end, what we do is to sit and watch the clouds roll and unfold, and stroll in the garden, just as Su Dongpo wrote, "Go home, there is no wind or rain, and there is no clear sky"!)