Zongman: Becoming a fun person from Naruto

the next morning.

"Baji, baji, sister, I've told you so many times not to sleep with my head in your arms."

"Really? I'm always woken up by your two lumps in the middle of the night."

Qian Yuchen was eating breakfast while complaining to Xihihong beside him.

"Okay, okay, Chen is so cute, I can't help myself~"

Xiurihong teased Qianyuchen.

Hearing this, Qian Yuchen shook his head and sighed: "Forget it, I don't blame you."

"It's all my fault that I'm handsome, elegant, unrestrained, and bold.

Farting like thunder,

Thunderous, handsome, elegant, out of this world, the demon statue of the outside world,

The same appearance as all the readers! "

[From Yuhi Kurenai's confused emotions +666]

"Hehe~ Although what you said is true, don't talk like that outside. You should be more humble."

Xiurihong reminded Qianyuchen in a gentle voice.

Qian Yuchen heard this and said nothing.

But in my heart I thought disdainfully:

"Just kidding, I am the best combat cheater among cheaters!

So when you go out, you have to look cool!

Anyone who is f*cking modest is a dog! "

After finishing his meal, Qian Yuchen stood up.

"Sister, I'm full. I'm going to school."

"Wait a minute!"

Xiurihong called out to Qianyuchen.

As soon as Xi Ri Hong finished speaking, she walked straight to him, then bent her knees and half squatted.

He gently wiped away the rice grains from the corners of Qian Yuchen's mouth with his fingers.

He said gently, "Okay, be careful on the road."

Qian Yuchen and Xi Rihong looked at each other, seeing her extremely gentle eyes.

I couldn't help but stand on tiptoe and pout my red lips.

"Stay at home and wait for my visit!"

After Qian Yuchen finished speaking, he hurriedly trotted out of the house and ran towards the Ninja School.

Xiurihong looked at Qianyuchen who ran out in panic and smiled happily.

"Are you shy? That's rare."

[Happy emotions from Sunset Red +999]

On the road.

[Ding! Master was so bad just now, the system thinks we should go up! ]

"Bullshit, I wasn't hard just now? And wasn't I an A just now?"

Qian Yuchen retorted.

[Ding! According to the yellow book, the master should go straight to the stomach! ]

"What? What the hell is this?"

"System, I'm telling you, you're still young, don't always read those indecent books."

Qian Yuchen educated the system.

[Ding! Is this considered very indecent? ]

"Very indecent!" Qian Yuchen nodded heavily.

[Ding! That system has read novels that are much less serious than this one.]

"real or fake?"

[Absolutely true! But this system finds it boring and not as good as romance books.]

Obviously, this system is not a human thing and cannot understand the beauty of biology at all.

"Ahem, system, um... may I have a word with you for a moment?"

Qian Yuchen said seriously.

[Ding! Special price: 999 per copy! ]

"Damn! Why is it so expensive?"

[This system is not familiar with emotional energy, and the conversion rate is relatively low, so it is normal to be more expensive]

"It doesn't have to be that expensive! This 999 is Honghong's love for me just now!"

[Ding, it's expensive for a reason. By the way, a pair of single-magatama Sharingan costs 10 emotion points.]

Hearing this, Qian Yuchen took a breath of cold air.

"Hiss! This is so scary! It actually costs 10?!"

"As expected, it is a single magatama blood-red eye that requires the death of the entire clan to open. It is really expensive as it should be."

While Qian Yuchen was shocked at how expensive the item was, he also did not forget to imply something about a certain idiot.

[So the host wants to buy the yellow book? ]

"Tsk, who would buy that for no reason?"

In class—

Ino asked Qian Yuchen curiously:

"Chen, what book are you reading? You're reading it so seriously."

Qian Yuchen said without even looking up: "This is music for adults, no, this is reading material for adults, you are still young and can't read it."

Hearing this, Ino puffed up her cheeks and snorted softly.

I secretly decided in my heart that I would definitely ignore this bad guy who was fickle for the next minute.

Time quickly came to the end of get out of class.

Qian Yuchen slowly closed the book and asked the system in his mind with a complicated expression:

"System, do you have any misunderstanding about the word "improper"?"

[Ding! The master said that this kind of book is not serious.]

"So what do you mean by getting to the point in one step?" Qian Yuchen looked surprised.

[Ding! After kissing and getting Yuhi Kurenai's love, spin a bottle of beer on the spot]

[According to the system's speculation, a large amount of emotional value can definitely be gained]

"So you're going to sell me a copy of 'A Collection of Human Mysterious Operations'? It even has color illustrations!"

Qian Yuchen was so angry that she didn't know whether to scold the system's mother or her father.

Oh, the system has no parents, so it’s okay.

[Ding! Master, please don't be angry~, I am also thinking about your health.]

[Although the current master looks like a child, his wisdom is...]

But the mind is not

"Hey, system, why did you change the words? Do you look down on me?"

The system pretended not to hear Qian Yuchen's complaints.

[Ding! Because the owner has been living with a beautiful girl for a long time, his dirty thoughts cannot be vented]

[According to the system's speculation, it is very likely to damage your body! ]