Zongman: Becoming a fun person from Naruto

[Ding! System repair completed... Restarting...]

Just as Qian Yuchen was rolling around on the big bed because he was upset about Naruto.

A voice that he had been longing for came into his mind.

Qian Yuchen suddenly sat up from the bed!

Unable to contain the joy in my heart, I started to laugh.

"Hahaha! I finally got you! I'm glad I didn't give up!"

[Ding, system restart failed]

"Gah?"

Qian Yuchen was confused. Is it necessary to mess with people's mentality like this?

[Some information loss has been detected, the Golden Egg Merchant System is preparing to reshape the rules...]

[Countdown...5, 4, 3, 1, the system is retracing...]

Qian Yuchen blinked, not knowing what expression to make.

"You even got the countdown number wrong. Are you sure this isn't a fake system?"

[Ding! The host's doubts about this system have been detected. In order to confront the host now, the system has been reshaped in advance! ]

Qian Yuchen was speechless: "Hey, hey, do you have to be so petty?"

[Ding! The system is safely reshaped...it's a pretty and cute one]

At this moment, the originally mechanical female voice turned into a cute loli voice.

Qian Yuchen is already too tired to complain, this Ping An Reshaping is a pretty and cute...

Why does it sound so much like what a doctor would say after a normal birth?

Shaking his head, Qian Yuchen called the system in his mind:

"System? Are you alive?"

[Ding Ding waits for the lights to come on! The emotion collection system is formed to serve the master! 】

Qian Yuchen felt relieved immediately when he heard this cute voice.

(I would like to state that the author is not a lolita fan)

"Baby! You're finally alive! Do you know how I've been living these years?"

Although Qian Yuchen was in a good mood, he still had to play with the mud, just in case he could get compensation from the system or something.

[Pooh, pooh, pooh! Master, you are so shameless! ]

[You've been with a beautiful woman all these years, so why are you complaining about the pain? I'm afraid you must be feeling bad inside.]

"What are you talking about! I was just hugging you. I'm still a primary school student! How could I have any bad intentions?"

[Tsk! If you lie, your pee will turn yellow.]

"What's yellow or not? I'm asking you, why have you been doing maintenance since you brought me to the world of Naruto?"

"And why does Naruto have a tail?"

Upon hearing this, the system said aggrievedly:

[Ding, you can’t blame others for this~]

[When I brought the master here, I accidentally tripped over the Endless Void Stone in the Endless Void]

[When I passed through the world barrier, I didn't have time to make a hole, so I crashed into it, so I lost electricity~]

"What? A power leak?"

[Well, after all, all energy comes from the same source. Even if the world barrier is weak, it will still be scratched~]

"Um... Speaking of which, what is the Endless Void Stone... To put it bluntly, it's just that I didn't look at the road and tripped."

[Damn it! You found out! ]

Qian Yuchen was speechless. There actually was a system that could be tripped...

After a careful analysis, Qian Yuchen asked the system uncertainly:

"In other words, you didn't pay attention to the road and got scratched by the world barrier that was very useless to you.

"After that...it actually took several years to repair?"

"And then after it was repaired, it failed when it restarted... and finally had to reinvent itself?"

[Ding... Yes...]

This time the system's voice was very dull, as if it also felt that it was a little outrageous.

Qian Yuchen touched his chin, feeling that his system seemed unreliable.

[Master, are you doubting the ability of this system in your heart? ]

Although the system cannot directly read Qian Yuchen’s inner thoughts.

But it is still possible to get a general idea.

She clearly felt that Qian Yuchen seemed to have a low opinion of her system.

"Ah? No, no, absolutely not!"

Qian Yuchen quickly shook his head to deny it.

[You lied to me! Uh, no, no... You lied to me! ]

[I can sense it all! Do you think I'm a wimp and unreliable? ]

"Oh, how could that be? I didn't say that this was all your imagination."

[Humph! You must think I'm a loser, but actually... this system is not a loser at all! ]

[The main reason is that I was originally a golden egg merchant system]

[If the skin is scratched and the electricity is leaked, a lot of abilities or item information will be lost! ]

[This makes the system rules chaotic]

[When there is really no other way and restarting doesn’t work, then we have to change our own rules]

"Um... after saying so much, you still haven't explained why the rules are disrupted when you get a little scratch?"