Zongman: Becoming a fun person from Naruto

Let’s go back a little in time.

A full moon hung in the sky, and a figure flew to the rooftop of the Hokage Building and then landed gently.

I saw that the man was wearing a blue tights, and the red and white striped cape on his back was swaying in the wind.

Although this man looks to be in good shape, his face is a bit off-putting.

Because that person is Danzo Shimura!

Can you imagine it? Homelander’s figure plus Danzo’s old face, unkempt hair, and two scars on his chin.

Wow, this little shape is so unique.

Danzo put his hands on his hips and took a deep breath, then slowly unbuttoned his pants...

Three minutes later…

"Huh~, huh~, I am the most suitable person to be Hokage!"

"I am! Hoooooooooo, haaaaah, I can do whatever the fuck I want!"

Danzo, who had been accumulating strength for three minutes, gritted his teeth and fired a Crescent Moon Sky Strike towards the sky!

After Danzo's body trembled and he finished his work, he clenched his fists in anger again:

"Damn it! Why is the side effect of my ability like this!"

at the same time-

Sarutobi Hiruzen, who had just finished work, walked out of the Hokage Building.

"Eh~, is it raining?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen felt as if raindrops were falling on his head, but also as if not.

"This! This is!"

suddenly!

Sarutobi Hiruzen saw something like raindrops dripping onto the weeds at his feet, and then the grass miraculously began to glow!

There are light golden veins on the blue leaves, and the whole grass exudes a faint golden light.

Sarutobi Hiruzen thought that the change in the grass was probably due to that rain-like thing.

But in fact, it is not the case. It is just that this grass can be used to absorb protein.

No matter what, this grass is definitely not ordinary grass!

Seeing that there was no one around, Sarutobi Hiruzen quickly squatted down and pulled up the grass by the roots.

“…Do I need to eat it?”

After observing for a while, Sarutobi Hiruzen thought so, but he still had some concerns.

What if something bad happens after eating? He hasn't looked into his crystal ball enough!

"This... seems to have a breath similar to Yang-style chakra. Is it the breath of life?"

Although the energy is different, with Sarutobi Hiruzen's eyesight, he can still detect the breath of life emanating from this little grass.

"In this case, there is no danger in eating it."

After all, it is a grass with the breath of life, and it doesn't look like a poisonous weed at all.

Besides, this grass is so magical, what if I eat it and gain some powerful abilities...

So, done!

When he thought about the possibility of gaining super powers and becoming a super power user, Sarutobi Hiruzen no longer hesitated.

Anyway, this grass exudes such a strong breath of life that it won't cause any harm if eaten.

"Hmm... that rain-like thing just now is still dripping on the grass. Do you want me to wash it before eating it?"

"It's better not to wash it. What if it's this milky white substance that looks like rain that caused the grass to mutate? It's safer to swallow it all!"

Thinking of this, Sarutobi Hiruzen did not hesitate and swallowed the grass raw when he returned home.

I didn’t even drink the water! I just swallowed it dry!

After a long time...

"Hahahaha! I also have the ability! Blue Silver Emperor! Hahahaha! I wonder which one is stronger compared to that Wood Release?"

Time returns to the present.

After finishing his meal in the morning, Qian Yuchen seemed a little bored.

Although I am still a student, I haven't been to school for several years.

What? Knowledge? What is Qian Yuchen's memory ability now? Did Saiki Kusuo's superhuman physical fitness come from nothing?

After Qian Yuchen finished reading all the books in Konoha, he no longer needed to study in school.

And it was a school for training ninjas? That was even more useless to him.

But there is one bad thing, that is, children of his age don’t go to school.

I unconsciously like to wander around, see what's going on, go to Internet cafes and so on.

When Qian Yuchen turned on the TV, he saw a person on TV whom he never expected!

People of the motherland!

Oh no no no, it’s Danzo Shimura wearing the Homelander uniform!

On TV, Danzo was seen flying around Konoha with a smile on his face, looking for civilians in need of help.

Oh my god! Danzo encountered an old scoundrel who was peeping into the women's bathhouse!

Oh! Danzo subdued the old scoundrel handsomely!

Then all the villagers on the screen shouted Danzo's name, and each of them seemed to admire him very much.

Qian Yuchen scratched his head, "What the hell is this? Konoha's Darkness? Going to be a superhero?"