Siheyuan: Kill Jia Dongxu at the beginning and kill the deaf old lady
Chapter 69: Two aunties scored twice, and Yi Zhonghai became incontinent!
Yi Zhonghai felt dizzy.
His mouth opened wide and his eyes were as big as bells, as if he had seen the most incredible thing in his life.
People can really come back to life from the dead.
Not only did Liu Haizhong come back to life, but Second Aunt also came back to life.
Or is it that his mouth is blessed, and he can resurrect the dead with just a word? !
"Old Yi, what nonsense are you talking about?" Second Aunt frowned slightly. How could someone curse someone to death as soon as they met, and so early in the morning? What kind of person is this? Yi Zhonghai was not such a person before.
Then, she said with an unhappy look on her face: "Why can't I live? I am alive and well, but you are dying. It's so unlucky that I run into you talking nonsense so early in the morning."
A cold wind blew.
The second aunt shrank her neck and hugged her body tightly.
Wrap the outermost coat tighter.
"Eh?" The second aunt looked carefully and asked curiously, "Isn't this Lao Liu's clothes? How did it appear on me?"
Then, my thoughts began to drift.
Recalling what happened last night.
She remembered that it was because Lao Liu did not come home for dinner.
This is an extremely rare action in the past.
So, worried about the man, she came to the steel mill to look for Lao Liu.
At the beginning, I encountered a small obstacle and the guard didn't let me in.
But later I met Comrade Xiao Wang from the Security Department, and we got to know each other, so I was able to get in successfully.
Then, she and Xiao Wang and several comrades from the security department went to look for Liu Haizhong separately.
Then, in a hurry to go to the toilet, I came to the toilet sink.
I accidentally stepped on a large piece of garbage.
and many more.
Rubbish?
Rubbish? !
Rubbish?!!!
No, the trash is Lao Liu.
That’s not right either. Lao Liu is trash.
Neither is right. You think the bangs you stepped on are garbage.
By the way, where is Lao Liu!
Only then did the second aunt become alert and fully sober.
She looked up and saw a huge crowd of people staring at her.
There was both fear and curiosity in his eyes.
After all, a living dead person resurrected right in front of them, how could they not be amazed.
The second aunt looked around and found that it was still the sink next to the toilet.
With a nervous mood, he turned his head.
What caught my eye was a pair of dead fish eyes in the bangs, without any life at all.
His whole body was soaked in blood.
It looks hideous and extremely scary.
"Ahhh... Old Liu, wuwuwu..." It had not been long since Second Aunt woke up when her spirit was traumatized again. She was exhausted and repeated the same mistake again and fainted.
This scene.
The people around were stunned.
For a moment, I didn't know what to say.
It hasn't been long since he pretended to be dead, and he died again. If that's the case.
Does Yi Zhonghai need to use his grave-crying skills to bring Second Aunt back to life? !
Fortunately, feudal superstition is not acceptable.
Ding Qiunan is indeed a doctor with high moral integrity.
After this farce, he came forward immediately.
Under the fearful gazes of the crowd, she squatted down, took out a stethoscope from her pocket, listened to the second aunt's heart, then opened her mouth and looked at the condition of her oral cavity.
Then, there was another set of eyelid flipping and pulse taking.
Finally, a conclusion was reached.
The second aunt is fine, she just fainted because of the shock, that's all.
"Okay, stop just standing there and watch. Come on, some guys, carry the patient to the bed in the infirmary and let him have a good rest." Ding Qiunan said to several strong workers.
But I found those people.
Seeing Ding Qiunan's gaze looking over.
Without saying a word, he took several steps back.
Shake his head.
His face showed reluctance.
joke.
If you say that the person is fine, then it's fine.
The blood all over his face and the revelation that he had just appeared had frightened them all.
If it were any other time, if Doctor Ding asked, I would have given him this face no matter what.
Even if the other party doesn't take the initiative to say it.
But he had to show his face in front of Dr. Ding and rush to work.
But now...
They would rather die than do this job.
It's so scary.
Love is precious, but life is even more valuable.
Besides, the ice beauty always looks cold to everyone.
Hope is extremely slim.
Therefore, none of these young men took the initiative to step forward.
Finally, one of the workers who looked the strongest said with embarrassment, "Doctor Ding, it's not that we don't want to help, it's just too scary. We don't want to carry someone who has come back from the dead. That's too shameful."
"Liu Haizhong's wife did not come back to life, and the blood on her body all came from Liu Haizhong. You misunderstood. She fainted because she was too frightened. It's okay." Ding Qiunan explained patiently.
"Forget it, we really can't do it." said another worker.
no way.
The previous scene was too breathtaking.
For a moment, I wanted to calm down completely.
Obviously it is not an easy task.
at the same time.
A strange smell suddenly filled the air.
Moreover, the smell seems to be getting stronger.
Lu Ning frowned. His five senses were extremely powerful and he quickly locked onto the source.
"Uncle, you were so scared that you peed your pants."
"Didn't you just say that Liu Haizhong is your good brother? He can survive, so why are you afraid?"
"Ugh... Yue, uncle, did you poop in your pants? The smell is too strong."
Lu Ning shouted.
This completely drew everyone's attention to Yi Zhonghai.
Several workers who were close to Yi Zhonghai immediately covered their noses and ran away, complaining as they ran: "Master Yi, the toilet is just a few steps away, why are you unwilling to move even for such a short distance?"
"Ugh...yue!" Another worker kept retching, looking very unhappy. He said, "Master Yi, what did you eat last night? Why is it so smelly? It's terrible."
Yi Zhonghai collapsed on the ground, his cheeks burning from what he said.
My toes are almost digging out of the three-bedroom apartment, and I can’t wait to find a gap in the ground to crawl into.
So embarrassing.
What a shame.
Being frightened by Liu Haizhong and Second Aunt one after another, this is something that most people cannot endure.
If you don't faint on the spot, you have a strong mental strength.
In fact, it would be better to faint on the spot.
It's better than pooping your pants in public right now.
Yesterday I taught Shazhu to control his lower body.
However, retribution in this life comes so quickly.
Only one night passed.
He followed in Sha Zhu's footsteps.
"Yi Zhonghai, you are already such a grown man, why are you still imitating Shazhu to poop in your pants?" Nan Yi from the cleaning team saw another person pooping in his pants, his eyes darkened, and he warned: "Go and wash it quickly, don't make the toilet under my jurisdiction full of shit and urine again."
"You you you you...you guys..." Yi Zhonghai was both ashamed and angry. How could he bear being criticized by so many people?
This time, he really followed in the footsteps of Second Aunt. His eyes rolled back and he fainted completely.
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