Siheyuan: Kill Jia Dongxu at the beginning and kill the deaf old lady

It is now the cafeteria's peak time, with people coming and going.

His strange behavior has attracted many of his fellow workers.

"Eh? Silly Zhu, what's wrong with you? Why don't you walk with your head held high?"

"Look everyone, Shazhu is walking in a new way!"

"That's strange, Silly Zhu, why don't you say something?"

"..."

How could Sha Zhu have the energy to pay attention to them?

Looking at the toilet not far ahead, I can't wait to get to the toilet in the next second and realize my ambitions.

"Oh my god, Zhuzi, what's wrong with your face?"

Yi Zhonghai, holding a rice bowl in his hand, saw the crowd gathered, walked over, and saw Sha Zhu looking so ecstatic, so he reached out to help him.

"Uncle, I just have a stomachache and need to go to the toilet. Please don't move me. I can walk by myself."

Sha Zhu was extremely anxious, fearing that when Yi Zhonghai was supporting him, something might go wrong and he would be embarrassed.

He still has some self-control now, but if others interfere, it would be really hard to say what will happen.

"Then... let's do it."

Yi Zhonghai stopped, his eyes filled with worry.

As the crowd gathered more and more.

The noise from all the chattering was so deafening that it hurt Shazhu's ears.

I don’t know if it was because of the effect of the medicine or the chattering of the crowd.

All in all, Sha Zhu's stomach hurt so badly, wave after wave, like the waves behind pushing the waves in front away, it never stopped.

Sha Zhu had no choice but to increase his strength again and clamp his legs together.

damned!

Why on earth did this happen?

I didn't eat anything unclean, and I shouldn't have caught a cold, but why is the feeling of wanting to come out so strong that I can hardly hold it back.

Sha Zhu took a few more steps forward, and the pain in his stomach increased exponentially.

It was as if the feeling had gone from being gnawing at one's inside to being filled with thousands of eels running around in one's stomach.

What the hell.

I really can't hold it in any longer.

Sha Zhu raised his head and looked at the toilet which was so close yet so far away, and fell into deep despair.

The distance of less than a hundred meters seems so far away and so out of reach.

If this continues.

It's meaningless, the anus will be lost 100%.

By then, I would show off in front of everyone and lose face. Then I would have no face at all and would have to work in a steel mill forever.

Although he had two previous convictions, there were few people watching at the time.

As the ancients said, there are only three things to do.

We can't go against the teachings of our ancestors today.

Damn it, never mind.

If we keep wasting time, we will definitely be finished.

If I could run to the toilet in one breath, maybe I could still have a chance of survival.

Sha Zhu took a deep breath and prepared to sprint a hundred meters.

However, there are unexpected changes in the world and people are subject to misfortunes at any time. Given Shazhu's current condition, how could he be safe and sound while running all the way?

Behind Sha Zhu, Lu Ning was holding a lunch box, looking at this guy with interest.

Previously, when he drugged Sha Zhu, he had silently asked for instructions from Emperor Guan in his heart. At that time, the old god appeared in his mind and gave him nine holy grails.

If Lu Ning's laxative fails to make Sha Zhu feel ecstasy for 90 seconds in a row, he will leave.

If the medicine works, it will be God's will. It will be God's punishment for Shazhu, and the bootlicker will not die a good death.

Sha Zhu, the man at the center of the storm, naturally had no idea of ​​Lu Ning's little thoughts behind him.

Now, he really wants to take a gamble.

However, I am also afraid that unexpected situations may occur.

After hesitating for several seconds, he still didn't dare to run away.

Generally speaking, Sha Zhu’s performance in the 100-meter sprint is pretty good, after all, he often chases Xu Damao around the yard.

However, I felt a churning sensation in my stomach.

It was really a gamble for him to either run to the toilet first or lose the door first.

After another two or three seconds, Sha Zhu felt that he could not withstand the pounding in his heart.

The intense pain in his stomach had now spread from the eel to Kun Kun, as if thousands of hens were pecking at his stomach.

woohoo hoo...

Damn it, I can’t stand it.

If this continues, I really can't hold on any longer.

Life is a rare opportunity to fight.

If you don't fight now, when will you fight?

Let’s just bet once, that his anus can hold its teeth and not leak.

As long as you win the bet, everything will be fine.

But what if?

Screw you, I’m already dead in the water now.

Damn it, if I don’t hurry to the bathroom, I won’t be able to hold on for a few more seconds.

Perhaps, he ran a little slower than usual, and was running at half the speed of Xu Damao.

That should be fine.

If that's still not safe, one-third of it should allow you to reach the toilet safely.

If you move more gently, with a smaller arc and a slower speed, you probably won't pull your pants down in public.

With this thought in mind, Sha Zhu completely let go of all restraints.

He made a running posture that ordinary people would make.

Then, something that shocked the steel mill for months began.

“Puff…Puff…Puff…”

"Cuckoo..."

A silky and smooth sound was heard from the back door of Shazhu, and some onlookers who didn't know the truth came over.

Witnessed this historic moment.

Many workers looked at everything in front of them. The originally noisy surroundings became lifeless.

Everyone was stunned.

Looking at Sha Zhu, he squatted on the ground, pulled down his pants, and began to wantonly squander his youth.

Across from him, Liu Haizhong smacked his lips, holding a lunch box in his hand. Suddenly, he smelled a foul odor. He sniffed, following the smell, and looked at Shazhu: "Shazhu, why did you poop in your pants again?"

Shazhu almost wants to die.

What does "again" mean?

Second uncle, please explain clearly what "again" means?

Today has been embarrassing enough, but I never thought that Liu Haizhong would come back to make trouble again.

It's over. I will never have the face to see Liang Ladi and Qin Huairu again.

"Zhu Zi, why are you peeing and defecating anywhere?"

Qin Huairu walked out of the women's restroom and came towards him. When she saw this scene, she was stunned.

"Sister Qin, I..."

"you……"

"It's not what you think."

Sha Zhu's face changed again and again, sometimes red, sometimes purple.

However, the relief he felt after the flood was released made him unable to stop.

I don't care about anything else.

Now that you've made a fool of yourself, just enjoy it thoroughly.

Immediately, a series of "puff puff puff..." and "coo coo coo..." sounds were heard one after another.

This afternoon, everyone who was still in the cafeteria, no matter who they were, felt like they were eating in the toilet.

Sha Zhu became famous in one battle and became a super celebrity in the steel mill's hall of fame.

It’s just that, maybe, possibly, probably, Shazhu doesn’t want this honorary title in his heart.

The name of Lago became known to everyone.

For a time, no matter who saw Sha Zhu at the steel mill, they had to respectfully call him "La Ge".