Siheyuan: Kill Jia Dongxu at the beginning and kill the deaf old lady
Chapter 16: The three-character mantra makes Silly Zhu crazy, the evil people of Jia and Zhang famil
On the morning of the third day of the New Year, Sha Zhu was still curled up on the kang, feeling humiliated for having pooped his pants in public the day before, when he heard a burst of singing coming from outside the house.
He Yuzhu, also known as Shazhu!
Steel rolling mill, a cook!
You are so unkind to your sister!
I have a fetish, licking Sister Qin!
Love to recognize father, uncle!
Congratulations to the deaf old lady for having a grandchild!
Shameless act, doing it in public!
It will make you a laughing stock and ruin your life!
……
Shazhu was so stunned that it took him several seconds to react. He was so angry that he didn't even have time to put on his shoes. He opened the door and stood at the door, cursing: "Banggeng, Yan Jiefang, Liu Guangfu, what are you guys singing at my door!"
Bang Geng showed no fear at all. He put his hands on his hips and threw a big-character poster at Sha Zhu's feet.
"Hahaha, silly Zhu, the news that you pooped your pants yesterday has spread all over the streets and alleys. It makes me laugh to death, hahaha..."
Liu Guangfu also made the finishing move at this time.
"Silly Zhu, you are so stupid. I couldn't poop my pants when I was three years old."
"I didn't expect you to still poop your pants at such an old age. We came back late last night. I wish I could have known about your glorious deeds earlier."
Yan Jiefang held his stomach and laughed non-stop, tears almost coming out of his eyes, and he was also merciless with his words.
"Are you really so ungrateful to your sister, yet you're trying so hard to please Aunt Qin?"
"And you recognized an old man as your father and a deaf old lady as your grandmother?"
"Don't deny it yet, it must be true that he pooped his pants in public!"
When Sha Zhu heard this, his face turned blue with anger. He picked up a big broom beside him and shouted angrily: "I'm going to beat you little bastards to death."
Seeing this, Banggeng and others ran away immediately.
While running, he teased Shazhu's already extremely fragile nerves.
"Oh, Shazhu is anxious. He is anxious. It seems that the content of the big-character poster is true. Hahahaha..."
Shazhu stood there, looking at the backs of the little brats as they left, feeling so angry that his heart ached.
Then he picked up the big-character poster on the ground and read its contents, becoming even more angry.
In addition to a ballad, it also provides a detailed explanation of each sentence, basically stripping him of his underwear.
"who!"
"Which bastard did this?"
Sha Zhu howled to the sky, his mouth almost twisted with anger.
This is the first time I have encountered such a disturbing thing in all my years. I feel terrible.
For a moment, Sha Zhu's angry roar spread throughout the entire courtyard.
at the same time.
Lu Ning was washing up in the backyard, listening to Sha Zhu's vague voice, a sneer appeared at the corner of his mouth.
Last night, he used a printer to print thousands of big-character posters.
Afterwards, taking advantage of the dead of night, he sent the puppets out to paste big-character posters all over the city.
Now, let’s not talk about those who are familiar with Shazhu.
Even people who had never met him in their lives began to wonder what kind of person Sha Zhu was.
There is actually such a species in the world.
I like being someone else's son or grandson.
"Second uncle, good morning. Why didn't you stay at your father-in-law's house last night? Why did you come back so late at night?"
Lu Ning raised his head and asked while waving the toothbrush to brush his teeth.
"Well, I wanted to, but my brother-in-law and his family were there too, and I had no place to sleep, so I had to come back."
There was a pot belly protruding from his bangs, and his words were full of resentment.
It is said that a daughter who is married off is like water spilled. In the eyes of the mother-in-law, her son's family is the most important.
"Oh, I see. But I saw Shazhu yelling in the middle courtyard."
"What's wrong with you so early in the morning?"
Lu Ning spat out the mouthwash in his mouth, washed his face, and pretended that he knew nothing.
"What else?"
"I don't know who wrote the big-character poster about Sha Zhu, and it was hung all over the city overnight. When I came back last night, I found several posters near the gate of the courtyard, and Yan Jiefang took one home."
Liu Haizhong is like a chameleon. He may be full of resentment one second and laughing so hard the next.
As the second uncle, he has always coveted the position of the first uncle.
It just so happens that the Siheyuan God of War Sha Zhu is close to Yi Zhonghai, and now he sees that Old Yi’s people have been beaten so badly.
Naturally, my joy came from my heart and I couldn't hide it even if I wanted to.
So happy.
"Big-character poster?"
"What does it say?"
Lu Ning's eyes widened and he looked at the other person curiously.
At the same time, I was secretly happy in my heart, "Silly Zhu, silly Zhu, I told you not to speak rudely yesterday. Do you really think I'm Hello Kitty, a soft persimmon that can be bullied by anyone?"
According to the original owner's memory, Sha Zhu did not treat Xu Damao, who was not afraid of death, and often beat him.
But on ordinary days, verbal humiliation and teasing are common.
This situation became more rampant after the original owner's parents passed away.
Now, the system task is to kill the thief of the holy stick.
However, Lu Ning did not intend to make life easy for the animals during this period.
Whenever there is a chance, they will be allowed to experience the feeling of being teased.
This is to punish them for the sins they had committed before.
"You'll see it when you go out. It's quite catchy."
Liu Haizhong took the washbasin and walked away smiling.
…………
Middle Court.
After Lu Ning finished eating the delicious beef noodles, he thought about going out to help find Jia Dongxu today, which would be considered as doing his duty to his uncle.
"Yushui, why did you close the door again today?"
"Alas, I don't know who wrote the big-character poster, but it has spread all over the city in just one morning. The whole area is full of my brother's bad deeds."
After what happened yesterday, He Yushui had a clearer understanding of his brother.
The rift between the siblings is getting bigger and bigger.
"Big-character poster?"
Lu Ning's face was full of confusion, and he pretended to know nothing every time, which was a real test of his acting skills.
Fortunately, his acting skills are better than those of other young actors and are more than enough to fool Yu Shui.
"Well, that's it."
He Yushui picked up a big-character poster in the yard and handed it to him.
Lu Ning took it and pretended to be surprised again, and asked curiously: "Yu Shui, do you know who wrote it? Have you found the person?"
"How do I know this?"
"My brother likes to talk nonsense on weekdays, and he has offended many people in the courtyard."
"The person who wrote this big-character poster must be someone who knows my brother. There are so many people in the steel mill, and there are more than a hundred people in our yard alone. It would be extremely difficult to find him."
He Yushui curled her lips helplessly. Sha Zhu perfectly inherited He Daqing's bad breath. Except for a few people like Sister Qin and Yi Zhonghai in the hospital, everyone else suffered from Sha Zhu's bad mouth attack to varying degrees.
Who knows when people will start to hate you.
This kind of thing will happen if it is not caught in the act at the beginning.
Basically there is no possibility of finding it.
"Yushui, don't worry too much. Your brother will be fine."
Lu Ning glanced at Sha Zhu's tightly closed door and said something to comfort him.
No one would have thought that the God of War in the Siheyuan would one day become a coward due to pressure from public opinion, never leaving the house. It is truly rare.
"Ah, ugh, my brother said that to me yesterday and now he hasn't even apologized. I'm not worried about him."
He Yushui stuck out his tongue and frowned, the anger in his heart had not completely disappeared.
In response, Lu Ning listened to the complaints of the rain and smiled awkwardly, with no intention of stepping forward to speak for Sha Zhu.
Squeak!
The door of Jia's room was suddenly opened.
Jia Zhangshi and Qin Huairu walked out with a look of deep hatred and resentment.
"Lu Ning, since you are here, let me ask you, which places did you search yesterday?"
“Have you been looking for it seriously?”
"Why don't you give me a truthful answer?"
Jia Zhang was in a very bad mood. It had been almost three days since Dongxu passed away, and there was still no trace of him, either alive or dead. She was filled with resentment.
At the scene, there was finally an honest man, Lu Ning. Why not vent all his resentment on the other party immediately?
"Ms. Jia Zhang, I went to Xicheng Street yesterday to look for it, but I didn't find anything special."
Lu Ning lowered his eyebrows, slightly hunched his back, and spoke cautiously.
But in his heart he was cursing. Just wait and see. After some time, when the storm has died down, he doesn't want to continue to maintain the image of an honest man.
Pretending to be a grandson is really not suitable for him.
If you want a real grandson, you have to find Sha Zhu.
"Well, we looked at East City Street yesterday, so you can go to North City Street today."
Jia Zhang had a stern face and gave instructions in an almost commanding tone.
He didn't take Lu Ning seriously at all.
As for gratitude, let alone.
It was a great fortune for Lu Ning to be able to find her precious son.
"Good."
Lu Ning nodded and agreed readily.
However, He Yushui on the side couldn't stand it anymore. She didn't want to get involved in this matter, but Lu Ning had just lent her his shoulder to lean on yesterday.
It was reasonable to help, and then He Yushui said sarcastically: "Jia Zhang, everyone has been looking for you for such a long time, and you have no words of thanks, and you are bossing Brother Lu Ning around. You can't be like this."
"Hey! You, He Yushui, may not be that big, but you are quite good at putting accusations on others."
"It's Lu Ning's honor to find my son. He hasn't said anything yet. Why are you making trouble here and even giving me your opinion? Who do you think you are?"
Jia Zhang was in a bad mood, so naturally she didn't look happy towards the provocateur.
If Qin Huairu hadn't been pulling her sleeves constantly.
Jia Zhang wanted to go up and slap the girl who was talking nonsense.
"Humph, I'm telling the truth. Jia Dongxu is such a grown-up, how could he really be missing? He must have gone out to have fun somewhere."
"Since you can't find it, then Jia Dongxu definitely doesn't want you to find it."
"Look at you. You ruined everyone's New Year just because of such a small thing."
"I went to the toilet on New Year's Eve to help you find Jia Dongxu, and my brother's clothes were stained with feces. On New Year's Day, I didn't even celebrate the New Year, and I spent another whole day looking for Jia Dongxu for you."
"It's like this on the second day of the Lunar New Year, and it's like this on the third day of the Lunar New Year. Can't you find someone yourself?"
"It's fine if we help you find someone, but your attitude is so bad. Did we owe your Jia family something in our previous life?"
He Yushui's witty remarks left Jia Zhang speechless.
His face suddenly turned the color of liver due to anger.
She originally looked like a pig, and now she looks more like a female version of Zhu Ganglie.
"You little girl who is full of nonsense, I will tear your mouth apart!"
After she finished speaking, Jia Zhang walked towards He Yushui with a gait that showed no regard for her relatives, like a wild boar descending the mountain.
The ferocious look of the beast frightened He Yushui so much that he was stunned.
She was just an ordinary female student who was still in school. Although she had a clear mind and was well organized, she was like a scholar meeting a soldier and it was difficult to explain herself.
Meeting a rough guy like Jia Zhangshi, it was really hard to resist on a physical level.
Fortunately.
Lu Ning was standing next to her.
Seeing that Jia Zhang couldn't win the argument, she decided to take action. When she thought about He Yushui's delicate skin, which might be left with a few more nail marks, she became furious.
What's more, He Yushui was originally speaking to help him.
Since Jia Zhang was ruthless and bullied others by taking advantage of her power, there was nothing he could say.
While Jia Zhang was roaring madly and rushing towards him.
Lu Ning aimed at Jia Zhang's steps, stretched out his leg quickly and accurately, and blocked the opponent's fat feet.
For a moment, wailing sounds resounded throughout the courtyard.
"Ouch!"
Jia Zhang was tripped and lost her balance all of a sudden. The greater the mass, the greater the inertia, and the faster the speed, the greater the damage caused.
Poor Jia Zhang, not only did she fail to inflict any substantial attack on He Yushui, she also fell flat on her face, which was as miserable as could be.
His entire old face was buried in the bricks on the ground, and his face was bruised and swollen.
"Ms. Jia Zhang, it's New Year's Day, there's no need to show me such a big gift."
He Yushui took a deep breath. Her body moved up and down, which was not very noticeable because of her clothes. She looked at Jia Zhang, who was kneeling and kowtowed nine times at her feet, with full of disdain and deliberately mocked her.
"you you you……"
Jia Zhang raised her head, her nose was covered in dust and her face was bruised and swollen. She looked so scary, as if she was a ghost from the underworld.
Seeing that Qin Huairu didn't come to help her, Jia Zhang turned around and cursed: "Slut, you bitch, why don't you help me up."
Then, Jia Zhang glared at He Yushui with her triangular eyes and said, "Okay, okay, wait, He Yushui, wait until I get up, and I'll let you talk nonsense again."
"Mom, I'm here."
Qin Huairu was stunned. It took her a long while before she was awakened by the evil mother-in-law's words. She immediately stepped forward to support him.
As soon as Jia Zhang was helped up, she started to show her teeth and claws and rushed towards He Yushui again.
But not far away, a large group of uniformed policemen suddenly rushed in.
Jia Zhang's evil heart froze for a moment, and the movements of her hands stopped unconsciously.
What should the police do when they come to your door at this time?
Could it be that Jia Dongxu found it?
Jia Zhang couldn't help but let her imagination run wild.
A flame of hope rises in my heart.
Unfortunately, this is not the case.
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