Siheyuan: A young man starts a game and ignores the law

Su Ming angrily scolded the third uncle, and Yan Bugui had diarrhea in public!

"Teacher? Teacher Yan?!"

"I've finished reciting, can I go home now?"

Su Ming shouted coldly at the dazed Yan Bugui, and then couldn't help but frowned.

It's not that the content is difficult, but he just wondered why these people were making such a fuss? !

Is it unusual to memorize a multiplication table? Doesn't everyone know how to do it?

Besides, he always felt weird as a grown man standing in front of a group of little kids to perform.

"Ah?! Su Ming? You finished reciting it so quickly?"

"Ahem, I admit that you are indeed talented, but you can't be too proud of yourself!"

"Um... go write it down on the blackboard again for me!"

Yan Bugui was brought back to reality from his shock by Su Ming's loud shout.

Looking at Su Ming's nonchalant look, Yan Bu's noble chest was about to explode.

Although Su Ming recited it word for word just now, he was determined to make Su Ming look bad today.

He immediately coughed a few times to adjust his state, and gave Su Ming an order in a serious manner.

"Damn it! You didn't know the get out of class was over! You were trying to pick a fight on purpose, right?!"

Su Ming became furious when he heard Yan Bugui's deliberately difficult tone. He couldn't help but point at Yan Bugui's nose and curse.

He didn't want to stay on the stage any longer in the first place, and now that he had memorized it, he was actually asked to recite it from memory?!

"Su Ming! I'm telling you off! I'm your teacher, how dare you disobey me?"

"Hold out your hand! I must teach you a lesson!"

Yan Bugui didn't expect that Su Ming would dare to scold him in front of so many students.

He immediately jumped up from the bench in anger, waving the pointer in his hand and said.

"Okay, I'll give you my hand, go ahead and hit me."

"But you better take it easy, or you might end up shitting in your pants!"

Su Ming sneered and stretched his hand in front of Yan Bugui, speaking in a dark voice.

"Hahaha!"

As soon as Su Ming said this, the children in the audience couldn't help laughing.

This made Yan Bugui feel even more embarrassed, and he immediately raised his arms and was about to hit him hard.

"System! Activate God's Prophecy!"

Just as the teaching stick was about to hit Su Ming's palm.

Su Ming suddenly shouted in his heart and activated the skill that he had used a few times not long ago.

【drop! 】

[God's prophecy has been activated for the host! (Currently two times remaining!)]

As the skill was activated, Yan Bugui suddenly cried out "Ouch", hurriedly threw away the stick in his hand, and covered his stomach in pain.

At this moment, Yan Bugui felt as if his stomach and intestines were being pricked by needles, and the pain made him sweat coldly.

"Puff puff!"

As the fart sounds continued, Yan Bugui's face showed an expression of relief.

At this moment, he was completely immersed in the pleasure of release and did not notice the strange looks from the people below the stage.

"Hahaha! Teacher! Why are you pulling up your trouser pockets?!"

Finally, a few people couldn't hold it in anymore and pointed at Yan Bugui's butt and laughed loudly.

At this time, Yan Bugui finally realized that something was wrong. He reached out and touched behind him, and his face instantly turned red.

He knew he was having diarrhea.

Then he glared at Su Ying fiercely, covered his butt with a book, and quickly fled the classroom.

Su Ming pinched his nose and looked at Yan Bugui sarcastically, who was in an ugly state. He sneered and returned to his seat to sleep again.

Inside the office.

Yan Bugui was huddled in a corner, looking around in panic and constantly covering the parts of his body that were stained with feces.

Because it was time for the get out of class to be over, there were a lot of people in the staff restroom, so he didn't dare to go to the restroom.

I just tore off a few pieces of old newspaper and put them under my butt.

"Oh my god! Why does the office smell like poop today?!"

"Yeah! I smelled it too, but it wasn't there last class? How strange..."

After a while, other teachers also came back from get out of class.

They smelled the stench in the office, pinched their noses, and said with disgust.

At this moment, Yan Bugui wanted to die and wished he could find a hole in the ground to crawl into!

He hung his head and piled the books on the table high, fearing that others would find out.

"By the way, have you heard that there's a little prodigy in Teacher Ran's class? It's said that he slept through the entire class, and at the end he was able to recite an ancient poem word for word!"

"Is this true? A child prodigy? That's the kind of person that only appears in newspapers!"

"Oh, if you don't believe me, you can ask Teacher Yan! He teaches math in that class! Right? Teacher Yan?"

Since the office is full of young female teachers who have just graduated, they all have common topics to talk about.

In their spare time, everyone talked about Su Ming in Teacher Ran’s class.

For some reason, as they were talking, they spotted Yan Bugui hiding in the corner, and immediately asked with curiosity.

"Hmm? Yes, yes, it's true..."

When Yan Bugui heard the female teacher's voice, he couldn't help but curse in his heart.

Then he gritted his teeth and said perfunctorily.

"Eh? Teacher Yan? Why is your face so red? Do you have a fever? Do you need to go to the infirmary?"

At this time, the female teacher sitting diagonally opposite Yan Bugui suddenly spoke and asked with concern.

"Ah? It's okay, I'm just like that! It's an old problem. Maybe it's because this office is too hot? Haha..."

Yan Bugui, who had just breathed a sigh of relief, instantly got furious when he heard someone asking him again, and had to explain helplessly with a grin on his face.

He couldn't figure it out. He didn't usually interact with them, so why were they talking so much today?

But in the end, it was just a thought in my mind. After all, we were all teachers in the same school, and I couldn't lose face.

"Oh...Is that so? Then you should take more rest."

When the female teacher who had asked the question just now heard Yan Bugui's far-fetched explanation, she immediately stopped trying to embarrass herself and had to nod and say.

"Look, Teacher Yan's butt! Hahaha..."

Just when the atmosphere was becoming awkward, a whisper between Banggeng and his classmates outside the window caught the attention of a teacher.

"Which class are you from?! Come in!"

When the students outside saw this, they immediately dropped their sticks and ran away.

Because Bang Geng underwent castration surgery, although he can walk now, his lower body still hurts if he wants to do strenuous exercise such as running.

As expected, the slow-moving Bang Geng was caught red-handed.

"Great! Did you remember the ancient poem I asked you to recite?!"

"If you don't study hard, how can you take care of your mother in the future?"

Ran Qiuye was originally teaching in another class when he suddenly heard that his students had gone to the office to make trouble, so he hurried over.

She was so angry that her face turned red and she was criticizing Bang Geng harshly.

"I'm sorry, teacher. I didn't mean it."

"I just told them that Teacher Yan had pooped in his pants, but they refused to believe me, so now..."

Banggeng was so frightened after being lectured by Ran Qiuye that he lost his mind.

Regardless of the presence of Yan Bugui, he immediately told the whole story.

In an instant.

Everyone in the office was shocked and speechless.

They all looked at Yan Bugui with disdain...