Siheyuan: A young man starts a game and ignores the law

Chapter 31 Okay, then I’ll go inside and take a look!

He asked Bang Geng in pretended confusion.

"Didn't you see it? Walk further in. I clearly remember it's at the very back!"

Bang Geng heard Su Ming's doubts.

He said while pinching his nose.

"Okay, then I'll go in and take a look!"

Su Ming frowned.

I thought to myself, this is such a great joke, why did he have to choose the innermost pit?

What? You think it's not warm enough outside?

But it didn't show.

Instead, they walked in cooperatively.

Just when Su Ming walked to the innermost part.

The gang behind him ran towards him with all his might.

Lift your leg and it's a kick.

He let out a wicked laugh, as if his trick had succeeded.

I don't know.

Su Ming was prepared.

Just waiting for Banggeng to take action.

The moment I heard footsteps.

Su Ming circulated the Qi and blood throughout his body.

With an almost weird figure.

He nimbly avoided Banggeng's full-strength kick.

Most people encounter this situation.

I'm afraid the stickman really succeeded.

But he is Su Ming.

I was cleansed by the system not long ago.

It can be said to be a complete transformation.

Just a little brat.

What can you do to him?

It was too late, but it was soon.

Just when Su Ming avoided the attack.

Before Banggeng could react.

He immediately retaliated with a kick.

Bang Geng had already subconsciously grabbed the low wall beside him.

Without waiting for him to catch his breath.

Su Ming’s kick had already arrived.

This time, even the gods can’t help Bang Geng.

All I heard was a loud "boom".

Banggeng's heavy body fell into the cesspool.

"Someone come! Help!"

"Help... Ugh!"

Banggeng didn't figure it out until the moment he fell into the cesspool.

A kick that is sure to hit you.

How did Su Ming dodge it?

He even found time to kick him back.

The movement is so fast that it is unbelievable.

But he couldn't think about that much now.

I just yelled for help.

He was choked by the strong "fragrance" on his body and began to vomit.

Even as he retched.

A few streams of golden juice flowed down his throat into his stomach.

This really made Bang Geng feel sick.

It's not right for me to open my mouth and cry for help.

If I didn't shout, I would be so nauseated that I couldn't stop retching.

Caught in a dilemma.

But this situation did not last long.

Because he soon discovered.

Even if you don't open your mouth.

That charming "fragrance" will also slip in through your nose.

Soon he had a great meal...

My belly is slightly bulging...

Su Ming quickly stood far away.

I was afraid that this guy would splash that stuff on me.

He didn't forget to make a few jokes before leaving.

"Oh! Why did you keep asking me to go inside? It turns out the innermost part is really warmer."

"Look at you, you are eating so deliciously! Okay, you can eat slowly, I won't disturb you."

After that, he didn't linger any longer.

He ran out of the dry toilet in a flash.

"Brother! Why did you just come out? I was so worried!"

"Just now I heard someone shouting for help..."

Seeing Su Ming finally come out.

Su Ying heaved a sigh of relief.

Said hurriedly.

"Haha, you heard it wrong, that's Banggen eating something delicious in there! It smells so good..."

"Okay, it's getting late, we should go home."

Su Ming saw Su Ying's worried look.

He touched his little sister's hair with relief.

He turned his head and spoke loudly on purpose.

The purpose is to let Xiaodang hear it.

Xiao Dang, standing aside, watched Su Ming and the other man leaving.

He muttered to himself with a puzzled look on his face.

"Strange? Is there really something delicious in there? Why did Su Ming come out so quickly?"

"My brother said it smells really good?! No! I have to go in and take a look!"

As he was speaking, Xiaodang stretched out his legs and ran inside.

As soon as he stepped into the dry toilet, Xiaodang pinched his nose in disgust.

Then he shouted loudly.

"Brother?! Where are you? What good food can there be in such a smelly place?"

Because the dry toilet is at the end of the alley.

And Banggeng is enjoying the "delicious food" in the innermost part of the dry toilet

Plus, Xiaodang is short.

At first I didn't even notice the sticky animal struggling in the manure pit.

Just as Xiaodang walked in with full of doubts.

A figure covered in gold suddenly appeared halfway.

I saw the figure shouting with all his might.

"Xiaodang! Save me! Gurgle gurgle..."

Finish shouting this sentence.

Maybe it's because the feet are slippery.

Then he plunged headfirst into the bottom of the manure pit.

At this moment, Xiaodang saw the figure's appearance clearly.

It’s his own brother Bang Geng!

At the same time, the manure pool stirred by the stick suddenly splashed out several streams of golden juice.

It splashed right on Xiaodang.

"Brother! How did you fall into the pit?!"

"Hold on! I'll... uh~~ find someone to save you right away! Uh~"

Xiaodang was almost seriously injured and fell to the ground by this "biological weapon".

He ran out of the door, tumbling and crawling.

While dry heaving, he shouted to Banggeng who was "eating happily" inside.

The Jia family at this time.

Jia Zhang was sitting at home.

While singing a little tune, he looked out the door from time to time.

She could already imagine Su Ming's miserable appearance, covered in shit.

Just as Jia Zhang looked outside the door again.

She opened her mouth in surprise.

I saw Xiaodang, with shit all over his head, stumbling in from outside the door.

Shouting loudly.

"Grandma! Go and save Brother Banggen! He's almost choked to death by the shit!"

Jia Zhang heard Xiaodang's cry.

The blue veins on his forehead suddenly jumped up.

"What! What did you say?! How can it be a stick figure?"

"You stupid little girl! Why didn't you care about your brother and come back on your own!"

Jia Zhang never expected this.

He took great pains to plan and teach Su Ming a lesson.

In the end, he ended up harming his own precious grandson!

"Mom! It's already this late! Why are you still talking about this?"

"Can Xiaodang pull the stick up with that little strength?!"

"Let's go and save them!!!"

Jia Dongxu, who was lying on the kang, was extremely anxious at this moment.

Tears were about to come out of my eyes.

He gritted his teeth and urged Jia Zhang.

"Yes! Save people first!"

"Xiao Dang! Take me there! Which toilet did your brother fall into?!"

Before Xiaodang could catch his breath.

Jia Zhang grabbed him.

He asked while running.

Following Xiaodang's guidance.

There was Jia Zhang and a group of people in the yard.

They rushed to the dead end in a crowd.

Jia Zhang looked at the stick with a bulging belly floating in the middle of the manure pond.

He cried out "Wow" and burst into tears.

"Someone come and save my poor grandson!"

"Damn Su Ming! This is all your fault!"

"If anything happens to my terrier, I will fight you to the death!"

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