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Chapter 76 The Water Ghost Climbing Out of the Water

After pressing the steel stamp, the staff handed two brand new marriage certificates to Shen Jihuai and Apumian. Adhering to professional ethics, they also wished them a son soon and a happy marriage.

Shen Jihuai smiled and narrowed his eyes. He held Apumian's hand with one hand and held the marriage certificate with the other hand. "Thank you for your blessing."

It was exactly half past eleven when they finished the formalities and the staff were packing up to go off work. However, the staff in the mediation room were in a state of panic. These bugs had no idea that it was almost noon and were still arguing incessantly, as if they were going to make a hole in the ceiling of the mediation room.

The most annoying thing for the mediation staff is going to work every day. Going to work is annoying, and they have to work overtime for free. Can those insects not have so many conflicts? The insect staff who handle marriage certificates next door rest from morning to night, and they also get the same salary as them.

This is not fair, this is not fair at all!!!

The insect mediator shouted silently, trying to drive away the insects with his resentment.

It only took Shen Jihuai ten minutes to complete the marriage procedures, but he had to wait for twenty minutes. Shen Jihuai was secretly watching the show. It would have been fine if he just watched the show himself, but he also asked Apumian to join in the discussion, causing the staff to look at them with strange eyes.

Why would you watch other people’s divorces if you are getting married on your own? Are you trying to learn from their experience in advance?

Apumian couldn't care less about other bugs, but he could care about his newly certified male master: "Shen Jihuai, if you are really that interested, I will let Elaine arrange for you to work here, okay."

Shen Jihuai shook his head like a rattle: "No, I just took a quick look out of interest. Let's go home quickly, honey. The Luoying flowers are waiting for me to go back and water them."

Luo Yinghua, who was soaking in the water at this moment: "?"

Shen Jihuai hurriedly took Apumian and went out. He didn't even glance at that side when he passed by. His whole body and mind were on Apumian. He smiled attentively and flatteringly. He said, "The world is big, but my wife is the most important. It would be bad if my wife was angry."

Coming out of the Chongchong Civil Affairs Bureau, Shen Jihuai breathed a breath of fresh air in relief. It turned out that even God was celebrating for them after they got their marriage certificate.

Ah ~

What a fresh air.

Ah ~

What a good wife, she is his now.

Shen Youzhi is certified before he can start working.

Shen Jihuai was so happy that he felt like he was floating in the air, even without the help of a flying vehicle.

I don't know when the rain stopped, but the raindrops from the trees were still dripping down, hitting the ground, creating splashes of water of varying sizes.

The sky above the tall buildings is still filled with fog, and even turning on all the lights cannot dispel the dark and humid weather.

Passing under the tree, Apu Mian was holding an umbrella, while Shen Jihuai held Apu Mian's waist, his chest against his back, and walked on the road intimately, talking about the most ordinary family matters: "Wife, shouldn't we celebrate tonight because we just got the marriage certificate? Tell me what you want to eat, and I'll go back and cook it for you after buying the groceries. Just order whatever you want, I'll cook whatever you want. Of course, if you want me to eat first, that's fine too."

Just as Apmian was about to speak, they turned a corner and went down another road, where they came face to face with a bug, which stood there with its arms folded and a gloomy face.

He looked like he had been standing there for a long time. Water vapor was all around him, and even if it hadn't rained, his clothes would have been wet. His long gray-green hair was wet and stuck together in clumps, and his equally gray-green eyes were bloodshot. If there was water flowing on his face, he would look like a water ghost who had crawled out of the water, and would have scared a poor passerby to death.

Shen Jihuai exclaimed, and subconsciously stood in front of Apumian, saying with lingering fear: "You scared me, my dear. In broad daylight, we can still run into a water ghost on the road on our wedding day. I checked the almanac when I went out this morning. It must be that the feng shui of this road is not good. I suggest closing the road early. Hurry up and leave, so as not to be contaminated by bad luck."

Apmian frowned, his face turned a little colder, and he obviously thought so too. After getting the marriage certificate today, he didn't have any extra energy to face those female insects who were eyeing his male master covetously.

Just as they were about to pass by the "water ghost", Theobald could no longer bear it and blocked their way, gritting his teeth and saying, "Apmian, you don't even want to say hello to me when you see me, and you want to pretend that you don't know me."

"I don't want to, and I don't even know you. Please move aside, you are blocking our way." Apmian looked at him expressionlessly.

At first sight, Apmian recognized that this was the insect cub from Chief Yus's home. Due to Chief Yus's relationship, he treated Theobald as if he didn't exist and walked straight past him without even giving him a glance.

The same is true of Theobald. At a young age, he is just like his father, the leader, but he is arrogant and conceited, and often looks down on others. His relationship with Apmian is also hostile and they cannot get along at all.

Judging from Theobald's embarrassed look, he must have started following them as soon as they left the house and followed them all the way to the Chong Chong Civil Affairs Bureau. The angry expression on his face must have been because he didn't guess that they flew around in the sky and turned out to be here to get the marriage certificate. His face turned green with anger.

Today, Theobald appeared here for the first time and greeted Apmian, but his attention was not on Apmian at all, but on Shen Jihuai. In less than a minute, Theobald looked at Shen Jihuai no less than twenty times, and his gray-green eyes could not hide any emotion.

This is what female insects who have just reached adulthood are like. They are ignorant of the immensity of heaven and earth, and think that no one can compare to them. I think back to the time when Apumian was also fearless, and he is still the same now. He was only slightly injured, not dead, and he also has Shen Jihuai, a high-level male master, so he is even more confident.

In Apmian's eyes, Theobald's arrogance was not worth mentioning, and he even looked like a clown.

Chief Yous refused to give up and was still thinking about Shen Jihuai, so he asked Theobald to chase him to the Civil Affairs Bureau. Was he trying to increase the workload of the mediation room staff, or was he trying to make a fool of himself in front of the bugs on Starnet?

Anyway, Apmian doesn't mind becoming famous again and telling them about the marriage certificate.

Shen Jihuai didn't know Theobald, but he felt that his appearance was a bit strange and full of hostility.

And judging from Apumian's reaction, he was probably not a good person. "Why can't you be more formal if you want to find my wife? Is it difficult to just give her a call? Why do you have to stand in the street and block her way? At least you can look better. You're standing here like a plague god, cosplaying as a water ghost. Let's not talk about whether it's unlucky or not, what if you scare other bugs? Who wants to see you like this?"

Theobald was furious. Did he want to make himself like this? It was because the rain had stopped long ago, but there was still a lot of moisture in the air.

Originally, getting a marriage certificate was not a very slow process. The staff at the Civil Affairs Bureau were very efficient. However, because Shen Jihuai read the gossip for a few minutes longer, he stood at the intersection for a few minutes longer. He didn't look like a water ghost at all.

If they didn't come out, Theobald wanted to rush in to see if they went out the back door.

Who would be dry after standing in the steam for half an hour? Theobald was once again irritated by Shen Jihuai to the point of having a heart attack. He knew that Shen Jihuai was very strong in combat, but he still did not learn his lesson and insisted on running into the muzzle of the gun.

Apumian "kindly" reminded Shen Jihuai: "This is the newly-adult insect cub from Chief Yus's family, Theobald."

Upon hearing this, Shen Jihuai immediately understood and said sarcastically, "So she is the female insect that has been mating for several months but no male insect wants her. I was wondering how ugly she is. Today, I see that she is indeed extraordinary. I was shocked when I saw her, not to mention the other male insects.

They also said that Apumian's glands were damaged, but some insects' glands were intact and still couldn't match male insects. If there were no male insects, I would hide at home and not come out, so as not to embarrass myself."

Shen Jihuai naturally could not forget that Theobald had been talking about the damage to Apmian's glands on the Star Network. He had already made a note of the female insects who scolded his wife in his little notebook, and was ready to settle the score with them all when he returned to the central part. He would not be able to deal with any of them, as he wanted to let them know what it meant to cause trouble by speaking.

Shen Jihuai hadn't gone to look for them yet, but Theobald ended up walking into trouble himself. Naturally, he was not in a good mood.

"You followed us to the Chong Chong Civil Affairs Bureau. What? Because you've never been married, do you want to see the process of our marriage?"

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