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Chapter 74 Go and get the certificate
Although he stayed up late last night, Shen Jihuai still got up early and was in high spirits. He had endless energy because he and Apumian were going to get their marriage certificate today!
If he hadn't seen Apumian still sleeping, he would have wanted to rush to the Chong Chong Civil Affairs Bureau with Apumian in his arms, to be the first to get the certificate, and no one would be able to compete with them.
Shen Jihuai had to put on his best attitude. He woke up early in the morning and fiddled with his clothes and hairstyle, successfully giving himself a handsome image and ensuring that he would be the most handsome guy on the street when he stood outside.
And he would go out even if it was raining outside, not to mention hailing.
Apumian was not very peaceful in his sleep, as if there were two X-rays facing him. He tossed and turned. He slept too late last night, so he couldn't even open his eyelids. When he opened his eyes with difficulty, he found that Shen Jihuai had already packed up and was lying on the bed, looking at him energetically.
Apmian: "..." He seemed to know where the X-rays came from. Being stared at by Shen Jihuai like that, it was hard for him to get up.
But it’s not Shen Jihuai’s fault that he got up early. Apmian had hinted to himself that he would get up early before going to bed last night, but his suggestion failed and he woke up naturally in the middle of the night.
In the past, Apumian lived alone and could go to bed whenever he wanted. However, he lived a very healthy life with Shen Jihuai. He went to bed on time and would go to bed a little earlier whenever Shen Jihuai wanted to act up, under the pretext that he wanted to have a good rest the rest of the time.
"Why did you get up so early?" Apmian rubbed his eyes, his dark blue eyes were filled with a layer of mist. Shen Jihuai was blurry in front of him. He subconsciously reached out to Shen Jihuai, wanting Shen Jihuai to pull him up.
Shen Jihuai stood up and helped him up, and Apmian leaned on his chest and blinked hard. His vision became much clearer. The Luoying flower placed on the table in the room was nowhere to be seen. When he looked again, he found that it had been moved to the balcony by Shen Jihuai to get some fresh air.
Shen Jihuai said excitedly: "We have to go get the certificate today, so of course we have to go early. I have packed my things and will wait for you to get up when I have nothing to do, in case you run away."
Apumian said with amusement: "Why would I run away? I was worried that you would run away."
"You definitely won't be able to escape this time. Breakfast is ready, the clothes you're going to wear are also prepared, and I've put all the documents in the bag." Shen Jihuai rubbed his face and kissed him hard.
Apumian pretended to be disgusted and rubbed the kissed part on Shen Jihuai's hand, "Your saliva is all over my face."
"You've eaten so much, and you still complain about it. Humph, you're a double-talking female insect!" As he said that, Shen Jihuai took him to exercise his lung capacity. Ten minutes later, he was pushed to the balcony and "stood" with Luo Yinghua.
Shen was childish and aggrieved, mumbling, "It was just a kiss, is it necessary to react so strongly, Xiaoluo, don't you think so?"
Luoyinghua looked at her nose with her eyes and her heart with her nose. Her small leaves were tightly folded and curled up into a ball. She didn't dare to move, for fear that Apmian's anger would be transferred to her.
Brother, was that a kiss? If things continue like this, I’m afraid you won’t be able to go out this afternoon.
Shen Jihuai was standing outside as punishment. After washing up, Apumian changed into the clothes Shen Jihuai had prepared. The collar was a bit low and could not cover the marks on his neck.
Shen Jihuai has the potential to be a dog. He bites whatever he catches, but not very hard. He usually just holds it in his mouth and tastes it repeatedly, like gently sweeping it with a small feather. It makes Apmian very upset. Whenever he mentions Shen Jihuai, he feels very aggrieved and asks if he doesn't love him anymore, his feelings have faded, or he has found other bugs outside.
After asking three questions in a row, Apumian looked up at the sky in silence and had to slowly coax him back. Shen Jihuai's emotions were not very stable after he came back, and Apumian didn't dare to tease him over time. However, Apumian was quite happy.
"Shen Jihuai is gone." Apumian leaned his head out to the balcony and called Shen Jihuai.
Shen Jihuai's eyes suddenly lit up. After moving Luo Yinghua into the room, he threw himself on Apumian, put his arm around his waist and went downstairs, and kept getting closer to Apumian's face, "Wife, why aren't you wearing the clothes I matched for you? I specially matched couple outfits for you. If you don't wear them, you don't look like a couple."
Apumian didn't want to explain: "It's all your fault. I told you to stop dithering but you insisted. You can't wear that dress. But I didn't know you were thinking so I found a dress in the same color."
Shen Jihuai's intention to show off his affection was exposed, and he said with a playful smile: "Those female insects have always hoped that our relationship would break up, so that they could take advantage of the situation. I just want to let them see how good our relationship is. After all, showing off for one day is still showing off. It's better to show off all the time, so that they won't always fantasize about being a female servant."
This is what Shen Jihuai couldn't understand the most. At the beginning, he had a "passionate microphone" with the female insects on Star Network just to make those female insects have a worse impression of him. At that time, he might have achieved such an effect, but as more and more videos were released, some female insects even started to create secondary videos, and Shen Jihuai's "arrogant and rude" image was gradually washed away.
It was so unbelievable that even Apumian couldn't help but want to delete the video.
He knew Shen Jihuai's good intentions, but Apumian was not thick-skinned enough to let other insects look at the marks on his body. He would not think that they were showing off their affection, but would instead think that they were actually attracting hatred. There was nothing wrong with him just wanting to save his life.
After breakfast, Shen Jihuai took the initiative to drive the aircraft to Chongchong Civil Affairs Bureau. He sped all the way. It was drizzling outside and the atmosphere was full of joy inside. Shen Jihuai wanted to build a big red "囍" and stick it on the aircraft, but Apumian would never accept it.
They dawdled at home for a long time this morning, and when they arrived it was already 11 o'clock in the morning, and the Civil Affairs Bureau closed at 11:30.
They thought that when they arrived at the Chongchong Civil Affairs Bureau, it would be packed with bugs and they would have to wait until the afternoon to process their documents. But when they went in, wow, it was indeed packed with bugs, but they were all there to resolve family disputes.
"You can't just explain this. You told me you would divorce him and marry me instead. It's been half a month, and not only is there no news, but you also wasted two million star coins of mine. You really think I'm your ATM, don't you? I don't care. I have only one word to say. Either divorce him now, or return the two million star coins to me, or I'll sue you in the Chong Chong Court."
"You can't be a bit wronged. You can be a female servant. Why do you have to be a female monarch? A female monarch needs to pay more living expenses every month." The mediator said earnestly, trying to persuade the female insect in front of him to change her mind, or at least change her partner.
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