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Male insects can indeed become wealthy simply by showing their faces, and instantly join the ranks of wealthy insects.

Shen Jihuai looked down on talent. He was not interested in video games. He was only interested in the small games he played with Apmian at night.

"No, I can teach you how to cook live. I'm not saying this, Apmian, but the same dishes and seasonings are eaten by pigs in my world better than what you cook." Shen Jihuai said shamelessly.

He really didn't mean to belittle the Zerg's food, it's just that they don't eat well. It's all a mess. Even though Creek can cook, he is only good at making porridge. Everyone can cook in a pot.

When the Zerg evolved, they probably didn't take into account the need to eat in the future, resulting in their daily meals being no different from leftovers. They just mixed them together and thought that they were edible and nutritious, and even the nutritional supplements were made to be tasteless.

Apumian, whose culinary talent was taken away, couldn't refute a single word: "..."

"You..." It hurts my heart so much.

Apumian admitted that he was shocked. What Shen Jihuai said made sense: "Then you can live broadcast, but I have a small request. Can you only show your hands during the live broadcast and not film your face?"

Shen Jihuai had no intention of showing his face: "Just shoot a video, and then update it every three to five days, and put my name on it, it should be able to attract a lot of fans."

In his previous life, Shen Jihuai found several jobs by pretending to be a female insect. This time, he was exposed as soon as he arrived. He was powerless to play the role of a female insect, so he had to take a different approach and find a simpler way.

He did it right away. As they had to cook tonight, Shen Jihuai immediately took Apumian's laptop into the kitchen and pulled Apumian in with him.

"Please help me take the photo. I can't do it by myself without a tripod." Shen Jihuai clasped his hands together and acted cute towards Apmian.

Apmian was naturally eager to do so, and he could shoot whatever he wanted.

"Okay, I'll help you." Apmian said sanctimoniously.

Shen Jihuai gave an almost comprehensive explanation of everything from picking vegetables to washing them, to knife skills and cooking them, and every step was beyond Chong's reach.

After trying the taste, he dipped a little with chopsticks and passed it to Apumian's mouth: "Try it and see if it suits your taste."

Apumian was filming and hadn't noticed Shen Jihuai approaching him yet. He had no choice but to taste it. His eyes lit up immediately and he said in surprise, "It tastes good!"

Shen Jihuai said proudly: "That's right, I learned my cooking skills from a master."

He has to thank his mother for this. His mother always believed that a boy has to cook in order to win a wife. He could cook some home cooking at that age, but it was far from enough. Shen's mother enrolled Shen Jihuai in a class, and he studied seriously for a long time before achieving his current success.

"It's OK as long as it tastes good. Let's get ready. We'll have dinner soon." Shen Jihuai turned off the fire and signaled Apmian that he could stop filming.

Apmian clicked pause and put the light computer on his wrist.

But Shen Jihuai wanted to see the effect, so he took Apumian's hand and fast-forwarded the video. He simply browsed through it from beginning to end, and confirmed that the video was shot properly and all the necessary materials were included. He was satisfied: "Apumian, I didn't expect you to have a talent for filming. How about you shoot all the videos in the future and we can work together."

Apumian called him out inexplicably, "Shen Jihuai."

"Huh? What's wrong?" Shen Jihuai didn't even raise his head. He just held his wrist and swiped it back and forth on the light screen. It was fixed when the video was shot, so there was no shaking.

In addition, Apumian found a very good angle, which not only highlighted his excellent cooking skills, but also did not capture his face, only his upper body which was very tempting.

There is a saying that goes, playing hard to get.

When the video is released, I wonder whether there will be more bugs watching the cooking or the body shape.

"Nothing." Apumian took two deep breaths of his fragrance while he was not paying attention, feeling satisfied.

As expected, he is called the sachet Shen Jihuai, a walking air freshener. Apmian likes him surprisingly.

There was a lot of smoke in the kitchen, and Shen Jihuai was covered in it. Apmian was not spared either, but he had a keen sense of smell, and Shen Jihuai was so close that he was almost sticking to him, so Apmian was inevitably affected.

Shen Jihuai cooked several meals, each one was different. Apumian's appetite had been spoiled, and the nutritional supplements were tasteless and it was a pity to throw them away.

Seeing Apumian busy eating, Shen Jihuai couldn't help but ask him, "Hey, have you ever considered making a nutritional supplement with a different flavor? You drink it every day, but you can still swallow it without changing your expression. I really admire you."

Apumian swept away all the food in a flash, wiped his mouth elegantly, and said, "It's not that I haven't tried it before, it's just that I can't make it taste that way. As you said, the evolution of the Zerg has taken away their sense of taste. It doesn't matter what you drink. The most important thing is that you can get full after drinking it."

I have tried fruit-flavored nutritional supplements before, but I gave up because they were too expensive. If you get tired of them, you can buy sweet nutritional supplements.

Business opportunities once again appeared in front of Shen Jihuai: "I know, I can make dishes with different flavors, and then let those nutritional supplement manufacturing companies learn from the taste of the dishes and add them to your nutritional supplements. It will definitely sell well. Feeling the smell of fireworks while drinking the nutritional supplements, wow, is definitely a big selling point. I can also introduce it myself and promote myself."

Shen Jihuai has so many crazy ideas every day, but what Shen Jihuai said does make sense, "First wait until your video is uploaded to the Star Network and it works, then I will help you introduce it, but if it really becomes popular, they may take the initiative to come to you."

"Okay, I'll create the video tonight, otherwise the video will be released on your account." Shen Ji had a little selfish desire. He wanted to be inseparable from Apumian and show their affection.

Unexpectedly, Apumian pulled out a bug citizen ID from somewhere and said in a businesslike manner, "You said before that you didn't have a bug citizen ID, so I asked Elaine to get one for you. A bug can only apply for one account, and you must use your real name to go online. When you buy a computer, you can directly register an account to post videos."

Shen Jihuai said: "I will post it using your account. Aren't people out there saying that I am your master? Why don't you prove it and post it using your account to show that we have a good relationship and let them be envious instead of laughing at you behind your back all day long."

You want to make fun of his wife without even considering the consequences. Haha, you'll be killed by this show.

"Are you my lord?" Apmian asked only one question.

Shen Jihuai obviously lacked confidence, but he could not lose momentum: "I am confident that the future will definitely be."

Apumian nodded directly: "Then you can publish it. The people who follow my account are my colleagues in the First Army and some noble female insects. If I publish it, I can also advertise it at the same time."

"Yeah!" Shen Jihuai made a victory gesture and hummed a cheerful tune while cleaning up the dishes.

Apumian thought that Shen Jihuai was stupid and it was normal for him to have some holes in his brain sometimes, so he would just assume that he had some holes in his brain before.