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Chapter 33 I'm Just Flirting With You
"Just flip it twice. How about it? Cooking is simple, not as hard as you imagined." Time was tight. Shen Jihuai cooked home-cooked dishes, which did not require any technical skills. Basically, anyone with hands could do it, not to mention that he now had four hands. If Apumian ruined the dish again, he would completely admit defeat.
This is the first time I’ve seen a bug that offended the Kitchen God.
Apumian was still sulking, but Shen Jihuai was not aware of it at all. He was still staring at the pot, and he didn't forget to say, "It's okay if the food is ruined. Just fry another pot or just eat it. I'm not picky about food."
The more Apumian thought about it, the angrier he became. Shen Jihuai didn't care about him at all. His mind was only on that pot of food. How come he was not as important as that pot of food?
Shen Jihuai, this scumbag, wants to enforce justice!
Apumian had already started fantasizing in his heart. He grabbed Shen Jihuai's collar and pushed him against the sink. He pressed his sandbag-sized fist against Shen Jihuai's jaw. With a fierce look in his eyes, he asked him fiercely, "Shen Jihuai, what on earth do you want to do? You flirt with me one moment and then leave the next. What's wrong? Your hot-and-cold attitude makes you seem like a good flirter, right? It makes you feel very attractive, right?
Do you know what your behavior is called, you scum? I, Apumian, hate scum like you the most. If you don't explain why, I will throw you into the pot and fry you a thousand times, or beat you every time I see you. You'd better give me a reasonable explanation."
After going through it once, Apumian felt much more relieved. It was obvious that Shen Jihuai was not a good guy, so he had to suppress him with force. Just see, he felt much better after suppressing him. Shen Jihuai was really a bully who only bullied the weak and feared the strong. Let's see if Shen Jihuai dares to mess around again in the future.
There is a price to pay for teasing insects.
After a long while, Shen Jihuai was heard saying shyly: "But, I was just teasing you. Are you admitting that you were teased by me? I have always been hot and cold towards you. Didn't you feel it? Believe me, I am really not a scumbag." He really changed for the better.
Everyone makes mistakes, but the difficult part is realizing and correcting them. Shen Jihuai claims to be no saint, so it is impossible for him not to have done anything wrong. But he realized it, and so he came.
Apmian was confused: "?" He was not imagining, so why was there a response?
Then, Apumian suddenly let go of Shen Jihuai's collar and stumbled to find the door: "!!!"
Damn! ! !
Because he was so strong, Shen Jihuai's entire clothes became wrinkled like pickles. If Elaine saw it, she would definitely misunderstand that they were doing something unspeakable in the kitchen.
He was not fantasizing just now, he was really questioning Shen Jihuai.
Ahhhhh, lost a dead bug.
Shen Jihuai smiled, turned off the fire, and walked towards Apumian step by step until he forced Apumian into a corner with no escape. He supported himself beside him with one hand, which was attached to his hand that was tightly grasping the edge of the stove.
Apmian's dark blue eyes were filled with panic and uneasiness. He was not as helpless as he was now when he performed a mission for the first time. The urge to escape surged in his heart once again, urging him to react quickly.
But Shen Jihuai just grabbed his hand without even using any force. He could have easily opened his hands, pushed Shen Jihuai aside and ran out, or even grabbed Shen Jihuai with his backhand.
Either one can help you get out of the predicament you are in.
He had lost all his strength and was unable to resist Shen Jihuai. He was probably looking forward to what Shen Jihuai would say next.
In Tris, unless he dies, he will have to choose a male insect in the future, so why not just choose Shen Jihuai? Never mind, just let them cultivate feelings in advance. Shen Jihuai likes him anyway, and he won't suffer any loss.
After a round of brainwashing, Apumian once again leaned towards Shen Jihuai without any bottom line.
Just like in his previous life, Shen Jihuai was so well-behaved that he couldn't help but be moved. What's more, Shen Jihuai came now under the banner of "flirting with his wife". Apu Mi didn't even have the strength to resist, and he was completely defeated when he met Shen Jihuai again.
It was like in the entire Tris, only he could grow the radish, and only Shen Jihuai could make him fall in love.
"Apmian, a male and a female can do a lot of things in a narrow kitchen. Do you want to know what they can do?" Shen Jihuai gently pinched his face with his other hand, his dark blue eyes full of confusion.
Apmian shook his head honestly: "No, I don't want to know." If he wanted to know, it would be troublesome because there was a troublesome bug outside.
Shen Jihuai stared into his eyes steadily until Apmian couldn't hold it any longer and looked away uncomfortably: "Don't look at me like that." It was quite scary.
Shen Jihuai couldn't do anything about him, so he said in a negotiating tone: "Although the kitchen can do a lot of things, there are some things I don't want to tell you in the kitchen. I'll explain it to you after dinner, okay?"
Apmian agreed for some unknown reason, and then Shen Jihuai rubbed his face, and while Apmian was confused by him, he quickly pushed Apmian out of the kitchen.
Shen Jihuai said that he couldn't concentrate on cooking if he stayed in the kitchen, otherwise everyone would not eat lunch and he would prepare the meal quickly.
Apumian was very obedient, but his head was still buzzing. It didn't seem like Shen Jihuai was pinching him at all. It was more like he was being cherished and frivolous, brushing him lightly with a feather, causing ripples, and his heart felt like it was being scratched by a cat's claws.
Apmian was so absorbed in his thoughts that he walked sideways and almost bumped his head against the wall.
Elaine was watching his favorite anchor on his light computer, but when he looked up inadvertently, he saw Apumian's funny movements. He quickly used the light computer to take a picture of Apumian's embarrassing look.
"Brother, are you going to the corner to sweep the spider silk?" Seeing that Apmian did not hit the corner, but stopped there and stood there for a long time, Elaine couldn't bear it anymore and called him.
As a result, this sound seemed to have triggered a mechanism on Apmian's body, and he ran into the room.
Elaine: “……???”
Elaine looked at the kitchen in confusion, then looked at the funny photos on the computer, and decisively chose to continue watching his host.
This anchor is a new player and is very good at playing games. No one would refuse a great technical anchor.
Apmian lay on the bed with his face buried deep in the pillow, tossing and turning with the quilt wrapped around him. He really couldn't understand why he felt an unprecedented sense of fate from Shen Jihuai.
He had never experienced this in his life. The last time he had a similar feeling was when he was chosen by the Insect God. He had a very strong feeling that only he could grow the Lobelia flowers.
This time I had this feeling again, it was him, Shen Jihuai.
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