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Chen Yuechu has been very upset recently, and everything is not going well for him. He wants Qin Xiwan and Chen Yuenian to give him some advice.

"His Majesty has another idea of ​​selecting concubines. The last selection was two years ago. It has only been a short time. I guess he hasn't finished favoring concubines yet. He should leave it to me. He said he trusts my selection.

I found that he was really not picky. He would select anyone who was pretty, regardless of their family background or gender, just like he was fishing.

The harem is so small, and there are three thousand beauties. If one lady is paired with three or two maids and eunuchs, there is not enough room for them. If there are another three thousand, I'm afraid we will have to build a new palace.

Moreover, there are so many mouths to feed, so many people to wear, and salaries to be paid. Money is spent like water. Your Majesty doesn't feel bad because he doesn't know the suffering of the people. I don't know where he got so much money. "

Once a large-scale construction project is started, the people will definitely complain. They have to pay for the construction of the palace. Emperor Liang has no ability to make money, so he can only collect taxes.

They didn't dare to scold the emperor, so how could they not dare to scold Chen Yuechu? Last time, someone said that it was he who instigated the emperor to hold a beauty contest, and he was scolded as a traitor for a long time.

I'm so angry. If he is a traitor, then what is Lord Nan? A traitor?

Haha, he will organize a talent show?

His wife was almost selected, but fortunately he rescued her in time.

Qin Xiwan pretended not to hear. She hated men the most. If she were asked for advice, she would either castrate Emperor Liang or drug him to make him inhumane.

In short, if there is no such function, there will be no such demand, and the method is simple and crude.

The issue of the beauty contest is easily resolved, unless Emperor Liang wants to find a strong man, but he probably doesn't want to be a submissive man.

Chen Yuenian was helpless and smiled: "His Majesty entrusted this matter to you because he believed in your ability. You should do it well. If it really doesn't work, you should make him believe that there is a way to immortality in this world."

Qin Xiwan: “!”

Chen Yuechu: “!”

"Great." Chen Yuechu suddenly understood. The more anxious he was, the harder it was to think of a solution. But after Chen Yuenian's explanation, it was no longer a problem.

Compared to the laborious process of talent shows, immortality seems to be easier.

Ginger is still wise with age, Chen Yuenian is worthy of being the big brother.

Chen Yuenian also suddenly thought of this and continued, "As long as those elixirs and magic medicines don't kill people, it doesn't matter what materials they are made of."

Just rub some mud and add some poison and make do with it. Do you really want to eat thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum or Tianshan Snow Lotus? These things are so expensive.

Moreover, immortality is a huge temptation. Who would not be tempted after hearing about it? Especially for an emperor like Emperor Liang who lives off his wealth, he would seize the opportunity to achieve immortality.

Chen Yuechu did what he said, and hurriedly said, "I'll go first, please take care of Sui Wan for me." He had been annoyed with the talent show for nearly half a month, and Emperor Liang was still urging him to hurry up, he couldn't wait any longer.

Emperor Liang's body had long been hollowed out by alcohol and sex, but he refused to admit it. The ladies in the palace coaxed him into saying he was mighty, so he dared not say anything. Telling the truth would be a capital crime.

Emperor Liang was so proud of himself that he thought he was invincible. He would often turn over the cards of four or five concubines in one night, sometimes even in broad daylight in his bedroom.

Chen Yuechu often helped him review memorials in a side hall, and he could often overhear what was going on, but he couldn't just quit and had to endure it for several years.

When you get older, you have to accept your age.

So Chen Yuechu planned to add fuel to the fire and make Emperor Liang face the reality.

Having said what she needed to say, Qin Xiwan stood up and stretched, "I'll go back first. Your young husband probably misses you very much, so I won't disturb you two from communicating about your feelings. When you have time, bring him over to my place for a simple meal, so that we can get to know each other."

Chen Yuenian saw Qin Xiwan off.

After everyone left, he stood in the yard, listening quietly to the chirping of cicadas and birds. He found that his Ayuan seemed to be gone, as he had gone to have a tea party with Yu Suiwan.

He was too embarrassed to go over and listen. Chen Yuenian was so anxious that he was ready to act miserable in front of Nan Yuan, but he was not there.

Chen Yuenian could only accept his fate and continue to deal with the accumulated affairs.

However, after Yu Sui Wan and Nan Yuan left, since they knew each other's identities, they were not too guarded against each other and really started chatting.

After Nan Yuan came here, he found out that the Chen family had a second young lady who had not yet married into the family. He found it very strange. If she was the second young lady, why was she kept in this villa on the outskirts of the city?

The villa was deserted, without even a few servants, which did not look like the style of the Second Young Lady.

If Chen Li hadn't called her the Second Young Madam herself, he would have regarded Yu Suiwan as a distant relative who was relying on the Chen family.

Of course, he didn't dare to suspect that Chen Yuenian had an affair behind his back. He had misunderstood Chen Yuenian before, and Chen Yuenian was already very angry. She insisted on going to suppress the bandits, came back with injuries, and was still angry and refused to tell him.