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Nan Yuan was sleeping in a daze when a restless hand touched his face. He thought it was a mosquito bothering him and slapped it unconsciously, but the hand was retracted in time.

Chen Yuenian came back under the moonlight, glanced at Nan Yuan who was sleeping soundly, then went back to the study room contentedly and took a nap for two hours.

"Is everything ready?"

Today is an important day. Before dawn, Chen Ping woke him up early, counted the return gifts to be prepared, and asked Chen Yuenian to go over and confirm it again.

When they return three days later, Prime Minister Nan may not welcome them back, but they still have to be polite. After all, Prime Minister Nan is not kind, and he, as his son-in-law, cannot be unrighteous.

Chen Ping covered the boxes and told his servants to move them to the courtyard and arrange them in order.

Chen Yuenian went to wake Nan Yuan up, and seeing that Nan Yuan was sleeping soundly, he pretended to be a mosquito for a while.

Nan Yuan was annoyed to death, thinking that the mosquitoes were so annoying today that he couldn't drive them away after a long time. He turned over and opened his eyes, and found that it was not the mosquitoes that were annoying, but Chen Yuenian who was playing tricks again.

Nan Yuan rubbed his eyes. The bed held him back and prevented him from getting up. He wrapped himself in the quilt again and looked at him lazily, "When did you come back?"

Chen Yuenian recalled: "Chou hour."

Chou hour? Nan Yuan used the little ancient knowledge he remembered to think about it. It was a little after two in the morning. "Why are you coming back in the middle of the night? It would be better to just rest there."

Chen Yuenian said confidently: "I have done nothing wrong, and I am not afraid of walking at night, so why don't I come back? Besides, I miss you so much that I will come back to see you even in the dark."

Nan Yuan wanted to say something, but his mind was still not clear. After a long while, he frantically pulled his hair and said, "Who asked if you did anything wrong? I was just afraid that you would come back in the middle of the night and cause trouble, so I wanted you to rest a little longer. This back and forth is a waste of time."

Chen Yuenian leaned forward and kissed Nan Yuan on the side of his face when he was not paying attention. "Thank you for your concern, my wife. To show my gratitude, I am going to help you wash yourself."

Chen Yuenian got up leisurely and fished Nanyuan out of the bed, "I have something important to do today, so I can't stay in bed."

Nan Yuan struggled for a long time but failed to get down. Instead, Chen Yuenian squeezed him tighter and tighter. He felt like he had no desire to live. "What the hell, it's so early in the morning."

"Today I am back home."

Nan Yuan was completely awakened by these two words, his eyes widened, "Go back to my parents' home? Me? I, a man, also have to go back to my parents' home, this is a bit too special."

Chen Yuenian nodded, wrung out the towel in her hand and wiped his face: "If you marry me, then there will be no less courtesy. I will accompany you back in glory. Don't you want to see how Nan Shu is doing?"

"This is really new," Nan Yuan slapped away his hand that was trying to undress him, "I guess no one will welcome us when we go back."

Chen Yuenian looked down at his red hands and couldn't help curling his lips, "If you don't welcome us, just go around the Prime Minister's Mansion. Anyway, we have done the necessary etiquette. If they don't accept it, it's none of our business."

Nan Yuan turned his back to change his clothes, and couldn't help but worry in his heart, "I'm afraid of being embarrassed, so I'd better not make trouble. Aren't my father and your family enemies? They may not welcome you when you go there, or do you think it feels good to be scolded?"

"Then we have to get over it, so as not to leave any room for criticism. There are so many eyes staring at us, we must do well so that no one dares to gossip." Chen Yuenian admired their couple outfits, not very satisfied.

The embroiderer worked very hard to finish this dress. It seems that we need to find a few more embroiderers.

The embroiderer whose eyes are almost blinded by embroidery said: Try making two sets of clothes a day.

After putting on his clothes, Nan Yuan put on a jade pendant to hold down his clothes. It was given to him by Chen Yuenian and was made from the same piece of stone as the one he was wearing.

Sitting in front of the dressing mirror, Chen Yuenian tied his hair. Nan Yuan then realized the trick of his clothes and looked up at him: "Why are you still wearing couple outfits?"

"Uh." After saying this, Nan Yuan felt that it was inappropriate.

[There seems to be no such thing as couple outfits in this world. I'm exposed. 】

Chen Yuenian raised his eyebrows slightly and smiled without saying anything.

Nan Yuan snorted, "If you don't want to tell me, then don't tell me. Why are you smiling so brightly?"

Chen Yuenian only said: "Ayuan, don't you think we look good in this outfit? Anyone with a discerning eye can tell that we are a couple, and a loving couple."

Nan Yuan turned his head back expressionlessly. Chen Yuenian noticed that the tips of his ears were red, and realized that his heart was not as calm as it seemed on the surface. He couldn't help laughing and said, "Ayuan also thinks that we are very loving, right?"

"What's the point of love?" Nan Yuan was almost embarrassed. Chen Yuenian was so blunt that he couldn't continue. He wanted to pretend that he couldn't hear Chen Yuenian standing behind him.

Chen Yuenian didn’t like to talk before. He would feel tired if he talked too much. But after meeting Nan Yuan, he seemed to have endless things to say. He wanted to talk from morning to night and tell Nan Yuan everything he wanted to say.

Nan Yuan said that it was not friendly to his ears. Chen Yuenian's love talk skills were perfect, as if he had studied in the Scumbag Academy and was an outstanding graduate.

After combing the hair, Chen Yuenian looked at it with satisfaction, bent down and approached Nan Yuan, and looked into the bronze mirror with Nan Yuan, "This is my first time combing the hair, Ayuan, take a look at my skills, are you satisfied?"

Nan Yuan automatically ignored what he said the first time and said, "Not bad, not bad, you are quite capable."

[I don't know how many people's hair I have combed to get this skill. It would be nice to be a Tony teacher in the future. 】

Chen Yuenian pressed her face against his, and said dissatisfiedly, "I have only combed your hair before, please don't wrongly accuse any good man."

Nan Yuan was not used to Chen Yuenian's closeness, so he leaned to the side and said perfunctorily: "Oh, yes, yes, it's your first time."

Chen Yuenian was not embarrassed at all and said loudly: "Don't you know that the first and second times were our wedding nights, we slept in separate rooms. How could you ask me to lose my virginity? I have always kept it for you."

Nan Yuan stiffened his neck and said, "I don't believe you haven't used your hands."

Chen Yuenian: “…”

"Master, breakfast is ready." Chen Li came in with a wooden face to deliver the message. If she knew that Chen Yuenian and Nan Yuan were flirting, she would never come in. She would ask why Chen An was standing straight outside the yard and was so eager to let her in.

Chen Yuenian fled in panic, and when he passed by Chen Lidao, he said with a dark face: "You and Chen An will be fined for three months' salary."

Chen Li: “???”

Nan Yuan thought Chen Yuenian was guilty, and he won this time. He walked with a breeze under his feet, raised his chin and said to Chen Li, "I'll give you a chicken drumstick today."

Chen Li immediately bowed: "The eldest young lady is so majestic."

She accidentally slipped her tongue.

Nan Yuan's face darkened immediately: "I lied to you."

Chen Li burst into tears, oh, today is her unlucky day.