In the ordinary life of Crayon Shin-chan
Chapter 974: The Cosmic Human Force Attacks 3
I opened the door, but before I even stepped out, I heard passersby talking: "Isn't that tragic?"
"It's tragic. Very tragic."
"..."
A bus drove over, and Meiya was stunned: "It looks bigger than usual, a little scary."
"That's right."
"Is this the very dangerous, very dangerous planet Earth? Huh?"
"Ah~" Xiaobai ran over and shouted, and Pi was so scared that he shouted: "Ah!!"
“Baba baba!” Pili was shocked when he saw Xiaobai. Then a pink light burst out from his body and was about to be released towards Xiaobai, but for some reason, it did not come out.
"Don't be afraid, he is Xiaobai."
"He's my puppy."
"What? It's a domestic animal. You scared me. Can I have some fur or milk?"
"..."
"Although Xiaobai is useless, he is still a family member."
"Then let's go, in order to recover as adults! The Nohara family, even the children must be fired!"
"fire!"
"Isn't there any dog on your nice body planet?" Looking at Pili's frightened look, Shin-chan asked curiously.
Pi Li corrected dissatisfiedly: "It's Nasbati!"
Then everyone set off. Looking at their route, Pili asked in confusion, "Hey, where are you going?"
"Kasukabe Station, we're going to transfer to the Shinkansen," Hiroshi explained.
"Why not take a plane?" Pili was puzzled.
Guangzhi rolled his eyes at him and said, "With an alien hidden in your butt, do you think you can pass the security check?"
"And it's very expensive." Meiya nodded.
Pi Li was a little confused: "What do you mean you don't even have a plane?"
"I'm not an oil tycoon... When I meet your father, I will ask him for money for everything, whether it's transportation fees, electricity bills or house repairs!" Guangzhi rolled his eyes at him.
At this time, they met a few little ones on the road. When Fengjian saw them, he immediately ran over and said, "Ah, Xiaoxu and Xiaoxin."
"Ah, it's Fengjian." Mingxu nodded.
"You've come just in time. Come over and take a look." Feng Jian walked over and pointed at a newspaper and said, "A meteor fell in Kasugabe last night. Did you hear about it?"
There was a reporter interviewing not far away: "Then let's ask the residents of Kasukabe right now. Excuse me."
"What's the matter?" asked the passerby in confusion.
The reporter asked, "Excuse me, did you see any shooting stars last night?"
"..."
Looking at the situation over there, Kazama said proudly: "Did you see that? Let us, the Kasukabe Defense Team, find that meteor!"
"If we find it, we will be famous!" Nini said happily.
"Meteors are rare stones." Ah Dai nodded.
"Xiao Xu, Xiao Xin, you guys will be here soon, right?" Feng Jian asked the two kids.
"But what fell was not a meteor, it was a flying saucer." Shin-chan spread his hands.
"Ah?!" Several people were stunned.
"Flying saucer?" Ah Dai was confused.
Feng Jian shook his head and said, "What are you talking about? There is no such thing as a flying saucer in this world."
"Yes, yes, how could that be possible?"
"That's really funny." Misaya Hiroshi quickly agreed.
"Huh?" Xiaokui scratched his head.
Looking at the two of them, the kids asked in confusion: "Ah, who are Xiaoxu and the other two?"
"It's my father and mother." Xiaoxin answered immediately.
"Relatives' children!" Hiroshi Miya hurriedly said, "Yes, we are Shin-chan's relatives, that's it, hahaha~"
Pi Li whispered: "Xiao Xin, this is a secret, I can't tell you."
"I'm swelling up." Xiao Xin said with his butt sticking out.
"Don't let it swell up!"
"You said it wrong again!"
"By the way, Shin-chan, why are your pants bulging?" Fengjian looked at Shin-chan's butt in confusion.
"Really?" Several little ones also looked over.
Xiao Xin was stunned and waved his hands quickly, saying, "Ah, there is no alien in my butt!"
"Can't tell! Think of a way quickly." Pili was anxious.
"Really, you're so willful." Shin-chan puffed up his cheeks.
Feng Jian looked at Xiao Xin in confusion: "Why are you mumbling to yourself? Xiao Xin, you are acting weird today."
"Xiao Xin is weird." Nini spread her hands.
"He must have secretly hidden something boring again. Show it to me!" Kazama said as he was about to lift up his pants while looking at Shin-chan's butt.
Xiao Xin quickly dodged: "Ah, I'm not used to showing my butt in front of people!"
"When haven't you exposed yourself? Stop talking and show it quickly!" Fengjian went up and pulled them dissatisfiedly. Mingxu looked at them flirting and didn't know whether to stop them for a moment.
"Poof~" Suddenly Shin-chan farted.
"Ah! Why did you fart?"
"Ah! What a stench!"
"Ah!!!" Pili ran out of Xiaoxin's pants, looking quite disgusting.
"Photographer! Take that picture quickly!" the reporter said anxiously when he saw the scene here.
The camera captured this scene.
Pili hurriedly got back in again, controlling Xiaoxin's thighs and running: "Let's run!"
"Wait, Shin-chan!"
"Hurry up! Rice Ball Head!" Several little ones hurriedly chased after him.
When we got to the river, I had no choice but to explain to them.
"Ah!" Several people were shocked: "So, it really is a flying saucer?"
"The Pili in my butt is a cosmic person." Xiaoxin said proudly.
"I don't believe he's an alien." Fengjian curled his lips.
Hearing this, he moved in front of Fengjian with great strength and showed his head.
"Ah!" Seeing Pili, Fengjian yelled in fear.
"It's right in front of you now." Ah Dai looked at him and shrugged.
"No, nothing at all!" Fengjian still said stubbornly.
"But, there is." Ah Dai shook his head.
Pili shouted in dissatisfaction: "Come on, there is no time for nonsense! It's all because of your Pili Pili that stink! We were discovered right after we set out!"
Shin-chan waved his hand nonchalantly: "Don't worry, they are all comrades in the Kasukabe Defense Force."
"Anyway, this is what happened. Can you please keep it a secret for us?" Guangzhi looked at them and pleaded.
"Okay." Everyone nodded, but looking at Guangzhi's appearance, some people were a little skeptical and asked, "Are you really Xiaoxin's father?"
"Yes, Nohara Hiroshi is from Akita Prefecture, 35 years old! He is the father of three children!" Hiroshi nodded.
"There's also an old man with a beer belly like this." Xiaoxin added.
"Stop making trouble." Mingxu slapped Xiaoxin and looked at the other side. Why isn't Nini okay yet?
At this time, Nini came out and said with a smile: "Sorry to have kept you waiting for a long time. How is it? Xiaoxin's mother is very cute."
"Mom looks like a little girl." Everyone was a little surprised when they saw Meiya's appearance.
"Hahaha~ I'm a little girl, in terms of appearance." Meiya said happily.
"There's expired old lady inside." Shin-chan complained.
"When did I expire?" Meiya pinched Shin-chan's face angrily.
"Hehe, it doesn't hurt at all." Xiaoxin smiled proudly.
"Damn it!" Meiya used her spinning fist, but it had no effect.
"It doesn't hurt at all~" Xiaoxin became even more proud.
"It's Xiaoxin's mother." Ah Dai and the others nodded as they watched this scene.
"This is indeed more natural and not too eye-catching." Guangzhi nodded as he looked at Meiya's outfit.
"Oh, right." Nini said happily.
"Thank you, Nini." Meiya thanked.
"You should always dress properly."
"That's just the way it is."
"You are not allowed to fart anymore!" Pili said dissatisfiedly.
"Walk slowly! Be careful on the road!" Looking at their departing backs, the little ones waved.
"I don't believe in aliens..." Fengjian is still doubting his life.
In a dark room, a otaku was eating instant noodles. Various things related to alien creatures were placed everywhere in the room. He was also typing the latest news about alien creatures on his computer. At this time, a video was uploaded on the notebook next to him.
"I just took a picture of a mysterious creature in front of Kasukabe Station. What do you think it is, old man?"
"Ah, it must be the kids who are causing trouble."
"Oh!" The man's eyes widened when he saw the answer on the screen, his face full of disbelief.
At the station, Guangzhi shouted to the counter, "Please give me two adult tickets and three children's tickets."
"Where is the adult?" the ticket seller looked around and asked in confusion.
"Uh..." Guangzhi reacted and twitched his mouth. There really is no adult here now.
"There is also Zhang Yu. Wuuuu~" Xiao Xin was about to say something when Mingxu covered his mouth.
"Ah? What does this kid want to say?" the ticket seller asked in confusion.
"He wants to play flying high, so I'll help him." Mingxu looked at him and smiled, then casually threw Xiaoxin up into the sky, caught him when he fell, and threw him up again. After going back and forth several times, Xiaoxin stopped when he felt a little dizzy.
“…” The ticket seller was dumbfounded. Are kids so awesome nowadays?
“It turns out that children can get on the bus with a ticket.” Guangzhi said with emotion after getting on the bus.
"The extra money can be used to buy a station lunch." Mingxu said with a smile as he picked up the bag in his hand.
"Not bad, there are beef tongue sushi and mixed bento." Meiya said with a smile.
"And there's my children's bento!" Shin-chan said excitedly, sitting down on his seat.
"Don't sit on me!" Pili shouted hurriedly.
"I can't sit under you." Xiaoxin scratched his head.
“You are not allowed to sit on it!” Pili had no choice but to jump off Xiaoxin and sit on the stroller that Xiaokui had just vacated.
"Come, Xiaokui, have some milk." Mingxu helped Meiya take care of Xiaokui.
"Huh~" Guangzhi tore off a piece of something on the lunch box, and the lunch box immediately started to steam.
"Something escaped."
"The lunch box will be hot this way. It's so hot, so hot, so hot!" Guangzhi suddenly felt his hand burning, shouted, and hurriedly put the lunch box on a chair beside him.
"The beef tongue bento tastes so good, and the sushi looks delicious too." Meiya said with a smile while eating.
“It’s so late, and these people are still so leisurely.” After complaining, Pili picked up something and started eating happily.
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