In the ordinary life of Crayon Shin-chan

Mei Ya looked at Xiao Xin who didn't go to practice kendo when the time came, and couldn't help asking: "Well, what's wrong with you? The time is almost up, aren't you going to practice sword today?"

"I'm not in the mood today." Xiaoxin shook his head.

Mingxu shook his head: "Xiao Xin, a manly person should persevere in doing something."

Meiya nodded: "Xiaoxu is right! Hurry up and change your clothes and go out."

Shin-chan lay on the ground without moving: "It just so happened that there was a special program of Ultraman on TV this evening, and I'm a little tired of kendo."

"What? Oh, come on. I know you'll get bored sooner or later and won't want to learn anymore, but it's not good to develop the habit of giving up halfway through something. OK!" Meiya thought for a moment and looked at Xiaoxin and wanted to repeat the same trick: "Really? It's a pity. Xiaoxin was very manly when he was practicing kendo. He was really heroic and full of vigor."

"Hmm~" Xiao Xinwenyan immediately raised his head and observed Meiya's actions.

Mingxu looked at the actions of Meiya and Xiaoxin and shook his head again. It seemed that Xiaoxin also started to observe people's expressions.

"Sister Nanako also said that she really wants to see Shin-chan wearing a kendo uniform and swinging a sword." Meiya continued speaking, completely unaware of the situation.

Shin-chan suddenly widened his eyes and looked at Misae: "! Did sister Nanako say that?" While saying this, he was still observing Misae's movements.

Meiya continued to nod: "Yeah, it's really a pity, but, if you're not good at kendo, you won't be cool. If you want to be good, you have to keep practicing."

Mingxu saw Xiaoxin shaking his head and raised his eyebrows. It seemed that Xiaoxin had grown smarter recently and was not fooled anymore.

Shin-chan shook his head and looked at Misae: "Nanako-sister didn't actually say that."

"Oh, what mom said is true." Meiya was stunned and touched her nose.

Seeing this, Xiao Xin immediately shouted, "Whenever Mommy talks, the tip of her nose turns red! I know it when I see it!"

"What?" Meiya was stunned and quickly covered her nose, while looking at Mingxu.

Mingxu's mouth twitched. Xiaoxin was fooling you, please don't be so obvious. But the action was touching the nose, not making the nose red.

Seeing this, Xiao Xin immediately shouted: "You really were lying just now!"

"..I was fooled." Meiya's mouth twitched, feeling a little embarrassed.

Shaking their heads, just when everyone thought that Shin-chan had no intention of going, they saw him changing into a kendo uniform.

Mingxu was a little surprised when he saw this: "Ah? You're going?"

"My mood has changed again, let's go." Xiaoxin nodded. Xiaoxu was right. Only those who persevere are real men.

"Wow, what a handsome boy, so handsome!" Mei Ya immediately praised him upon seeing him, while thinking in her heart: "Great! It turns out that kids still need to be deceived!" However, her thoughts were a little too obvious.

Mingxu looked at Meiya speechlessly, "Don't be so obvious."

Xiao Xin also shook his head: "I still advise mom not to think that children are really meant to be deceived just because of this."

After watching Xiaoxin go out, Meiya's mouth twitched and she lowered her head: "Why do I feel like Xiaoxin has seen through me recently..."

"Is it possible that your actions were just too conspicuous?" Mingxu looked at Meiya and spread his hands.

"Uh, is it that obvious?"

"Yes." Mingxu nodded.

"Oh~" Meiya lay on the table and sighed.

"Okay, I'm going out to buy some things too. Is there anything you want me to bring back, Mom?" Mingxu looked at Meiya and asked.

"No, please come back soon." Meiya waved her hand.

"Okay~" Mingxu said and went out.

Soon after Shin-chan went out, he met three children who were also wearing kendo uniforms. The three of them lined up in a row and blocked his way.

"Hey, look at this kid, he seems to be learning kendo somewhere."

"Humph, only the appearance is still presentable."

"She is very petite but very arrogant."

"Hehehe~" Xiaoxin looked at them and smiled.

"Get out of the way!" the fat man in the lead shouted when he saw this.

"Start?" Xiao Xin scratched his head and said casually.

"First...shit...uh..." The fat man was stunned, and suddenly became angry and embarrassed.

"You lose!" Xiaoxin shouted while standing still.

"I'm not playing word chain with you!" the fat man shouted with a red face. He would not allow himself to be worse than the little brat.

"Me too. I don't have time to play word chain games with you." Shin-chan walked even faster.

"In that case, get out of the way quickly." The fat man continued to shout upon seeing this.

"Why do you insist that I move aside?" Xiao Xin didn't understand. Why did the three of you have to stand in a row?

"Because you are blocking the road, we can't pass!" The fat man looked at the three of them and said immediately.

"That's right, that's right, we can't pass." The two people next to them also shouted.

Xiao Xin's steps became more hurried: "Then why don't you three line up in a row and go around it?"

"Oh, that's right." The other two were stunned and nodded subconsciously.

"oops!"

"It hurts!" The fat man punched them on the head and looked at Xiao Xin fiercely: "Stop talking nonsense, just get out of the way!"

"Get out of the way, make way and let us pass!"

Xiao Xin was embarrassed: "Hey, but I can't hold it anymore, I'm about to pee."

"Hmph, I don't care about you. If you can't hold it, just pee in your pants. Hahaha~" Having said that, the fat man burst into laughter.

"Xilulu~" Shin-chan nodded and solved the problem on the spot.

When they saw the urine dripping towards them, they immediately shouted: "Ah! What are you doing?"

"Oh, it's so comfortable." Xiao Xin released it and felt comfortable all over.

"Really? This is a new kendo uniform, and you sprayed it on me! You little bastard!" The fat man said as he clenched his fist and approached Shin-chan.

"Stinky boy!"

Xiaoxin shook himself after peeing: "After peeing, you have to shake it off."

"Ah! Damn it! You teased us like this! Hey, which dojo are you from?" The fat man trembled for fear that Shin-chan would have other ideas.

"I'm from that dojo." Shin-chan said casually.

"You little brat, do you look down on me?"

"How could that be? I didn't even look at it." Xiao Xin spread his hands.

The fat man suddenly got angry!

"What! I won't forgive you! Ah! Ouch!" At this time, he found that his hand was held by a child. He turned his head and saw a pair of cold eyes looking at him. Then he was pulled hard and hit with an elbow, and the fat man fell to the ground.

"Ah! It hurts so much! Wuuuu~" The fat man started crying. Seeing this, the two younger brothers didn't dare to get close and could only carefully go over to help him up.

"oops."

"Senior~"

"You stood up for him, right? You'd better remember this!" The fat man looked at Xiaoxin and shouted.

Xiao Xin scratched his head and shouted at their backs: "What? Remember what? What's so troublesome? You should remember your own affairs."

"How did you get into trouble with them?" Mingxu looked at Xiaoxin in confusion and asked.

"I don't know either. They were right in front of me." Xiao Xin spread his hands.

"Okay, go to your kendo class. I'm going home first." Mingxu shrugged and said goodbye to Xiaoxin.

Shin-chan came to the kendo hall to study.

"Wonton noodles! Can I order miso ramen occasionally?" Shin-chan bargained while practicing.

“No miso.”

Xiao Xin stopped and asked: "What about the other noodles?"

"Not bad, the crab meat is delicious. Shin-chan, you have too many distracting thoughts!" Musashi looked at Shin-chan speechlessly.

At this time, a voice came from the door: "Strange, it can't be opened? Ah!"

"Just kick the wall next to it and it will open." Musashi shouted when he saw this.

"Ha! Ah!! Ouch..." The person at the door seemed to be crying out in pain, but he opened the door easily.

"Right, open it. But I'm sorry, I don't need to subscribe to the newspaper anymore." Musashi looked at the other person and shook his head.

"I'm not here to sell newspaper subscriptions. I'm from the Extreme Flow Sword Dojo, and I'm the director of the Feidao Outer Dojo!" Feidao looked at Musashi and introduced himself.

"Will you give us free enemas first and then ask us to subscribe to newspapers?" Xiaoxin didn't know how he misheard.

"No, it's the director of the Extreme Sword Dojo!" Feidao said angrily.

"So they're going to give us an enema." Shin-chan spread his hands.

"You are such an evil demon." Musashi looked at the other party and shouted.

"It's the Non-Dogado Gym Leader!"

"Sure enough, they are going to give us an enema."

"no!"

"So what can I do for you?" Musashi couldn't stand it anymore and asked.

Xiao Xin looked at them and asked, "Do you all want to come and learn from me?"

Fei Dao shook his head: "Why am I here to become your disciple? My beloved disciple has been bruised all over the face by this little brat. I am here to ask for your apology!"

"Did you hurt him?" Musashi looked at Shin-chan.

"I didn't." Xiao Xin shook his head.

"He said he didn't." Musashi looked at Feidao.

"Just believe what such a young child says!" Fei Dao said speechlessly.

Musashi retorted: "Isn't it the same for you? Didn't you also believe what the little kid in your dojo said?"

"Ah!" Feidao's mouth twitched, as if it was also...

"No, they were looking for trouble with me on the road, and then they picked up bamboo swords and tried to hit me, but Xiaoxu knocked them down." Xiaoxin explained.

"Ah?" Musashi was stunned. Is there still matter about Xiaoxu?

"Then he wanted to do some obscene things to me..." Xiao Xin continued with a shy look on his face.

"I wouldn't do that!" the fat man shouted.

"You originally wanted to hit him with a bamboo sword? Oh, so in your dojo you teach the children who practice sword fighting to use bamboo swords?" Musashi's eyes sharpened.

"No, I wouldn't teach them like that!" Feidao hurriedly denied.

"This doesn't sound right. It should be your disciples who are the ones who should apologize, so you are the ones who should apologize!" Musashi looked at Feidao sharply.

"What are you talking about? The one who is wrong is this kid, and his Xiaoxu! Ah!" Feidao was so angry that he stomped on the floor.

"It's broken, it's broken, you have to pay for it, you have to pay for it!" Shin-chan and Musashi immediately started teasing.

"You guys are making so much noise. What a crappy temple! Ouch!" Feidao turned around and stepped into another hole.

“Director…” Several children were stunned upon seeing this.

"Don't even mention compensation. I will never let you go easily! Let my apprentice compete with your apprentice!" Fei Dao shouted anxiously.

"what?"

"Okay then, but we have to compete here!" Musashi nodded and took out a flyer.

"Huh?" Feidao was stunned for a moment, looked at Musashi in confusion, and then said arrogantly: "I understand. If you lose, both master and disciple will kneel down and apologize to us. Humph, we know who will win without a competition. You should take this opportunity to practice kneeling down and apologizing until you are proficient in it. Hahahaha~" After that, he walked to the door with his disciples and opened it again.

"Ah? There..." Musashi was about to remind him, but Feidao interrupted him: "I know! Hey!"

"Ah!" Feidao kicked the wall, and a plaque fell down and hit Feidao, who screamed in pain.

"I wanted to tell you that you can't kick to get out..." Musashi said helplessly.

"Come and play again when you have time." Shin-chan shouted indifferently.

"What a crappy temple! Who wants to come here?!" Feidao shouted and left with his apprentice.

Musashi looked at Shinnosuke with a serious face: "Okay, Shinnosuke, listen carefully. Once we participate in the competition, we can't be like before. We have to start preparing for the competition seriously."

"Oh, should I prepare a lunch box to take over?" Xiao Xin scratched his head. His understanding of the game was still limited to bringing a lunch box to watch Mingxu's game.

"No, it's to prepare for the competition and do practical training. Besides, we don't have time now." Musashi explained.

"Master is right!" Xiaoxin nodded seriously.

"Yeah!" Musashi was satisfied and thought that Shin-chan understood.

"Okay, since there's no time, I'll leave first." Who knew that Xiaoxin turned around and ran away.

"Ah?" Musashi was stunned. What was going on?

"Because the Ultraman special show is about to begin~" Shin-chan said while running.

Before Musashi could even shout, he saw Shin-chan leaving: "Shinnosuke! Huh? Is this okay?"

Shaking his head, Musashi sighed at his decision.

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