In the ordinary life of Crayon Shin-chan

In the kindergarten, something is happening in the teacher's office~

Mr. Ageo served as judge, Mr. Yoshinaga was the plaintiff, Mr. Kazama Toru was the plaintiff's lawyer, Mr. Matsusaka was the defendant, Mr. Nohara Shinnosuke was the defendant's lawyer, and Mingxu Adai and others were on the jury.

"Hey, I'm a lawyer? So, what do lawyers do?" Xiaoxin scratched his head and asked curiously.

"A lawyer is someone who defends defendants like me." Mr. Matsusaka looked at Xiaoxin helplessly and explained, "But why is my lawyer the least suitable lawyer, Xiaoxin? Xiaoxu, why are you on the jury?"

"Well, Xiaoxin has to try it too." Mingxu scratched his head and smiled.

"Our jury is ready too." Mingxu said and looked at Judge Kamio.

"Well, ahem, now, the trial will begin." Teacher Kamio knocked on the inflatable hammer and said.

"Well, then please let Mr. Yoshinaga explain the details of the case." Kazama looked at the plaintiff Mr. Yoshinaga and said.

"Okay, that happened 30 minutes ago. I came back to the office after get off work and wanted to eat the pudding I had put in the refrigerator as a snack, but the pudding in the refrigerator was gone!"

"What you mean is that someone secretly took your pudding, right?" Kazama asked.

Mr. Yoshinaga nodded at that, but then looked at Ms. Matsusaka, pointed at her and shouted, "Yes, but the pudding is right here! It's on Ms. Matsusaka's desk, and it's empty!"

Upon hearing this, Mr. Matsusaka immediately retorted, "Judge, please listen to me! I didn't eat the pudding. Even if the empty cup was left on my desk, it can't be used as evidence that I ate it!"

"That's right." Shin-chan clapped his hands in agreement.

"Well, Shin-chan!" Teacher Matsusaka looked at Shin-chan and said, "You kid finally speaks like a human being."

"Please be quiet!" Teacher Ueo knocked the hammer.

Xiao Xin scratched his head and said, "I once stole my mother's cookies and planned to secretly blame it on my sleeping father." Xiao Xin scratched his head and said that he originally wanted to blame Xiao Xu, but Xiao Xu found out...

"You little brat!" Kazama reacted immediately, and Shin-chan also started his debate.

Mr. Matsusaka agreed, "What Shin-chan said is absolutely right. Someone must be trying to frame me!"

"I have an objection!" Feng Jian raised his hand and shouted in disagreement.

"Ah? Any objections?" Shin-chan scratched his head and looked at Teacher Matsusaka.

"Disagreement means that someone disagrees with what we say, so they say that," Mr. Matsusaka explained in a low voice.

Feng Jian shouted at the judge: "Judge, listen to me, that was something only Xiao Xin would do just now. Do you think it is possible for others to do that?"

"Uh..." Teacher Kamio hesitated, Mingxu raised his eyebrows, it seemed that something very interesting had happened. Could it be that someone in the hall was suing him this time?

Mr. Yoshinaga looked at Mr. Ageo with a ferocious expression. Mr. Ageo was stunned and nodded hurriedly, saying, "I admit this objection!"

"That's right, that's right." Teacher Yoshinaga immediately nodded with satisfaction.

"I can't believe it." Xiao Xinwenyan couldn't help but shake his head.

"Judge, I want to call a witness!" Fengjian shouted again, and Zhengnan stood up and argued: "I, when I was playing in the yard today, I saw Teacher Matsusaka standing at the classroom door holding her stomach. I also heard her stomach making noises, and then I heard Teacher Matsusaka saying that she was very hungry. That's what I heard Teacher Matsusaka say!"

After Zhengnan finished speaking, Fengjian immediately stood up and questioned Zhengnan: "Mr. Matsusaka felt like eating pudding at that time, right?"

"Uh, well..." Zhengnan hesitated when he heard that. He didn't know either.

"Judge, wait a minute! This is a leading question!" Teacher Matsusaka shouted in dissatisfaction. How can you ask like that!

Mr. Ueo shook his head and said, "Defendant, if you have any comments, please ask them through your lawyer!"

"Oh, okay." Teacher Matsusaka was stunned for a moment and looked at Shin-chan beside him. He didn't know when he started dressing up.

"UFO Shin-chan~"

"It's a leading question. Leading questions mean guiding the witness to say things that are unfavorable to me. It's up to you, Shin-chan. It's up to you to make a comeback now!" Teacher Matsusaka looked at Shin-chan seriously.

"Yeah, leave it to me, answer me Zhengnan! Mr. Matsusaka looked super hungry at that time! He seemed to want to eat pudding, right?" Shin-chan pointed at Zhengnan and asked again.

"..Ah! Hey, why are you asking leading questions too?" Teacher Matsusaka looked at Shin-chan speechlessly and complained.

Mingxu rolled his eyes. This jury was really just playing along. But the more he watched, the more he felt that Mr. Ueyama was guilty. He seemed to be leaning towards Mr. Yoshinaga.

Matsusaka-sensei sighed and said, "Oh, right, it's about losing weight. I'm on a diet lately, so I can't have pudding." She said it in a serious tone. Hearing her say that, Shin-chan immediately shook his head and said, "My mom always swears that she will lose weight today, but she always puts it off until tomorrow and ends up eating sweets anyway."

"...Xiao Xin, you are not here to refute what Mr. Matsusaka said." Mingxu reminded silently.

"Huh?" Shin-chan scratched his head and subconsciously started to confront Mr. Matsusaka.

"That's right, you have been saying things that are unfavorable to me since just now!" Teacher Matsusaka looked at Shin-chan unhappily and complained.

"Hate it, I just wanted to lighten the mood~" Shin-chan said shyly.

"Judge! I want to summon a second witness!" Fengjian shrugged and shouted to the judge again.

So this time Ah Dai stood up.

"Today..." A-Dai looked at Mr. Matsusaka and said slowly.

"Well, to put it simply, when Mr. Matsusaka was out with Mr. Delang, he was in a bad mood because Mr. Delang saw a bone he liked but was ignored by him, right?" Fengjian sorted out what A-Dai said.

"Ah! How do you know such a thing?" Teacher Matsusaka was stunned and asked in confusion.

"Xiao Xin said that." Ah Dai looked at Xiao Xin and said.

"Ah? Did I say such a thing?" Xiaoxin scratched his head and said embarrassedly.

Matsusaka looked at Shin-chan resentfully: "Are you really my lawyer?"

Feng Jian said proudly: "From the testimony of the two witnesses, Mr. Matsusaka was not only very hungry, but also very irritable! At this time, if he saw a delicious pudding!" Feng Jian paused and looked at Mr. Matsusaka proudly: "This can convict him!"

Mingxu looked at Teacher Shangwei who was about to make a decision and raised his eyebrows. "Oh my god, you are really guilty."

"Wait a minute, judge!" Xiaoxin suddenly slammed the table and shouted.

"Wow~ so cool, come on and defend me." Teacher Matsusaka looked at Shin-chan in surprise.

"No objection." Xiaoxin shouted with his head raised.

“…” Everyone was speechless, you kid.

"You kid! In that case! It's my turn to call the witness!" Teacher Matsusaka looked at Nini.

Nini stepped forward and said, "Because Mr. Matsusaka is very rich and wears all branded clothes, it's absolutely impossible for him to do something like cheating!"

"Actually, all those brand-name items require installment payments, so life is pretty tight." Matsusaka-sensei complained silently.

Feng Jian shouted in dissatisfaction: "Judge! No matter what kind of person he is, he is likely to do bad things!"

"That means you, Kazama, can do bad things too~" Shin-chan looked at Kazama and raised his eyebrows.

"Ah! I would never do anything bad!" Fengjian defended loudly.

"Didn't you say that anyone can do bad things~" Shin-chan continued to chase and kill.

"Judge! I think there is no point in continuing. Please make a judgment immediately!" Kazama didn't want to pay attention to Shin-chan anymore and shouted at Mr. Kamio.

"Okay, I understand. I will announce the result right away! Then, the verdict is guilty!" Teacher Ueo threw the pencil in his hand, and the text on it changed to guilty. Teacher Ueo immediately shouted.

"..We can't decide by throwing pencils, right?" Mr. Matsusaka shouted in dissatisfaction.

"We won, we won!" Fengjian and the others shouted happily.

"Yeah~ We won~" Xiaoxin also shouted happily.

"..Hey, you are the loser." Mr. Matsusaka said speechlessly.

"That's true." Xiaoxin hung his head.

"Well, in that case, let's all go. By the way, how does the pudding taste?" Mingxu stood up and pretended to be casual, but his eyes were looking at Teacher Ueo.

"Now that you mention it, I'm so hungry." Shin-chan said, touching his stomach.

"As soon as you take a bite of that pudding, the sweetness will slowly melt in your mouth. The taste is super cost-effective. The slightly bitter taste of caramel is just right with the sweetness. Oh, I want to eat it again just thinking about it~" Teacher Kamio said subconsciously.

"Oh~" Mingxu nodded: "Now the truth is out."

"Ah, Mr. Ageo, what did you just say?"

"Those words! There's absolutely no way I'm pretending I didn't hear them!"

"Umei-sensei!"

"Uh, because of that, uh..." Teacher Kamio stuttered, not knowing what to say.

"It's getting more and more suspicious."

"It seems that what Xiaoxu said is true."

"Yes, I'm sorry! I'm the culprit~ Hehe~ At that time, I opened the refrigerator and saw the pudding. I thought it was from Mr. Matsusaka, so I picked it up unconsciously and started eating it. Oh, no, I couldn't resist the temptation at all~ It was so delicious, that taste~ Then I heard Mr. Matsusaka asking me to go out to help, so I just put it on Mr. Matsusaka's desk and went out." Teacher Kamio said embarrassedly.

"Ah! Why didn't you tell everyone earlier?" Teacher Matsusaka shouted angrily.

"Because I think the moot court is so much fun, I can't say it...Ah! I'll go buy some new pudding right now!" Teacher Ueo said as he ran outside.

Soon, everyone present took a portion of pudding and started eating happily.

"Mmm~ It's delicious, it's a crime-level delicacy~"

"This is exactly the taste of guilt~" Teacher Ueo nodded.

"You have no right to say that!" The two teachers looked at Teacher Ueo unhappily.

"Oh, sorry..." Teacher Ueo said with his head down.

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