The saint starts out by traveling around the world with a group of elves.
Chapter 70: You, Warhammer, can participate, but we can’t? This is ridiculous!
It is normal that not all members of the dwarf tribe can participate in the banquet. After all, the number of people is there. It is not certain that 80 dwarves will party all night long?
This is a bit too much. Considering various factors, Warhammer obviously would not do this.
This leads to the question, how many dwarves want to attend the feast?
The answer is approximately 80.
The combination of the forging master and fine wine has completely increased the temptation for the dwarves!
That’s right, the story of being drunk and dreaming has spread, and all the dwarves know that Chu Yi has a kind of wine that can make dwarves drunk just by its aroma!
The lucky old dwarf who sells gems is now surrounded by a bunch of dwarves at home!
Not to mention ordinary dwarves, even War Hammer pretended nothing had happened and went to visit the old dwarf. He had no other intentions, he just wanted to care about his subjects.
Really, Warhammer touched Bass's conscience, he never lied to the dwarves!
Dwarves are like this, they can skip meals but cannot skip drinking!
Let’s get back to the banquet staff issue which ultimately needs to be resolved.
Speaking of this, War Hammer became particularly annoyed. These dwarves, who were as stubborn as donkeys, didn't care about War Hammer's difficulties. They just wanted to attend the banquet tonight!
What's wrong? I'm not a dwarf? The dwarves are hosting a banquet to welcome the elves, so why can't I attend?!
No matter how hard the war hammer tried to talk, the dwarves just ignored him.
In a nutshell, I am a member of the dwarf tribe, and I want to give a good welcome to the guests from the elves!
Warhammer is so angry. Other races have visited the dwarves before. At that time, we asked you to come and support them. Why didn’t you guys be so active?
This shameless guy is just like Bass!
The Dwarf King Warhammer was angry. What’s the matter? You are the only dwarves with stubborn tempers, but I am not a dwarf, so I don’t have a stubborn temper?
With a wave of his hand, the center of the royal city began to move. They could come whenever they wanted, but he had to tell them a few things in advance.
First of all, the place is so small. Anyway, the center of the square is for entertaining the elven guests. None of you should come over here. Do you want to be closer to the elven guests?
It’s okay, the seat is close to the center of the square, but who sits there is none of his hammer’s business.
If you want to fight, do it quickly. After the banquet begins, anyone who dares to cause trouble will be locked up in a small dark room!
Second point, you are not allowed to harass the guests from the Elven Tribe! You are not allowed to harass the guests from the Elven Tribe! You are not allowed to harass the guests from the Elven Tribe!
I have to say it three times: if anyone dares to try, you will die!
Thirdly, you may eat and drink as much as you like tonight. After the elven guests leave, I will not provide you with wine. All of you should just go and eat gray-toothed rats!
Anyway, there is only so much food in stock. If we eat up the food for the next month tonight, after the banquet, we can all eat gray-toothed rats for a month!
He also ate his war hammer and never said a word!
The Dwarf King directly made three rules with his people. His people were also tough and agreed without saying a word, saying, "Let me see if I am afraid of the threat from you, the Dwarf King."
Eat up the food for the next month?
No, no, no, I'm going to burst my stomach tonight! Who can eat a month's worth of gray-toothed rats? At least a year, one year for each dwarf!
Thus, the beautiful agreement of three rules between the dwarf king and his people was settled.
Next, it’s the turn to fight for a spot. As we all know, the one who is close to the water gets the moon first, but there are only so many places close to the water. What to do if there are not enough seats?
It’s simple, if you can talk, then talk, if you can’t talk, then fight. Everyone should choose a seat first, and then form a family unit and have a hearty melee!
This scene was epic. The dwarves didn't use any weapons. They just beat you with their fists. If you couldn't take it, you had to admit defeat. If you insisted, you would have to lie in bed for a few days!
After the preparations were completed, War Hammer did not forget to pull Chu Yi and the others over.
Since the dwarves have almost lost face anyway, they might as well invite their elf friends to have some fun together.
So, after following Warhammer to the scene, Funi, Silin and Nanoha were all stunned by the scene before them.
My goodness, have you ever seen a scene of tens of thousands of people fighting? Although the fight was divided into different areas, it was still too spectacular!
Chu Yi understood what had happened. He glanced at the war hammer with something strange in his eyes.
The dwarf king has made you understand that this feat will probably be recorded in the history of the dwarves.
"Warhammer, stop them! They are bleeding!"
Xilin saw two white-bearded dwarves fighting each other. One of the dwarves punched the other on the nose. My goodness, the blood spurted out from the nose almost half a meter high!
This made Xilin panic, and she quickly called War Hammer to stop it. After all, fighting is not a good thing!
Fanny was fine, although she was still a little confused, but to be honest, Fanny was almost used to it.
Fighting seems to be a special hobby for dwarves?
Fanny had a vague magical guess in her mind.
"Haha, it's okay, we dwarves love to fight!"
"Let them fight, it would be best if they kill a few!"
When he said the latter part, Warhammer's smile seemed to be a little gnashing of teeth. This was naturally said in anger, but it also showed the annoyance in Warhammer's heart.
Fight as much as you can, each of you. Aren’t you afraid of bringing shame to the dwarves? My war hammer will not be weak against you!
Warhammer's broken smile made Xilin a little scared. The little guy quickly hid on Chu Yi's head and continued to watch the dwarf's nationwide fight with curiosity.
Nanoha, the only normal dwarf, could only sigh helplessly. She wanted to stop it, but unfortunately she couldn't!
So, Nanoha also started watching the show.
Fanny did not try to dissuade them. The fight looked exciting, with blood from the nose flying everywhere.
But these dwarves were very measured in their attacks, and minor injuries were rare, with most being superficial wounds. A dwarf who felt he couldn't take it anymore would just lie down on the ground, and no other dwarf would come to finish him off.
Therefore, Fanny was also certain of her guess that this was the dwarf's special hobby!
So, Fanny also came to watch the show.
As for Chu Yi? Chu Yi said that he had been watching this play with great interest for a while.
The drama didn't last too long. After more than half an hour, all the positions were determined.
The dwarves dispersed, talking and laughing. Many of them were fighting vigorously one second, and chatting happily with their arms around each other the next.
There's still an hour or two before the banquet starts. Now that I've got a nosebleed, I should at least go back and wash my face, right?
So, soon the central square of the royal city became empty.
Many dwarves wanted to come over and chat with Chu Yi, but under the cannibalistic gaze of War Hammer, they all stopped in embarrassment.
It was part of the agreement not to harass the elven guests.
"Excuse me, everyone. The banquet will start in about an hour, so I'll go get ready first."
"Nanoha, for the remaining hour or so, you will be the one entertaining the elf guests."
Warhammer sighed deeply in his heart, then smiled and said to Chu Yi and the others, while glancing at Nanoha. Seeing Nanoha nodded, Warhammer didn't say anything more, turned around and left.
It's not easy for him to be the dwarf king. He has to take care of all the trivial matters, otherwise there is a high probability that things will be messed up.
The position of the Dwarf King is not so easy to sit in!
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