After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

Emperor Wu waved his hand and asked the Black Armor Guard to take Doctor Wen away, leaving the guards to detoxify the little prince.

Ling Buqi did not miss Shen Yunyue's astonished look.

He just held his breath.

An Ming nodded and followed him out.

Wei Bian first gave acupuncture to the little prince and stood aside after the procedure.

"Your Majesty. The cold palace is damp and cold. It is not suitable for the little prince to recuperate here."

Emperor Wu frowned.

The women in the cold palace are all the ones he is tired of playing with.

Miss An is very beautiful, and she is gentle and knows how to cooperate with him to do some new things.

only……

When it comes to bastards, it is better to kill them by mistake than to let them go.

The palace is very big and they don’t want a lowly woman to live in it.

"Just here."

Emperor Wu said coldly.

Lady An was completely desperate. She thought the emperor had feelings for her but had fallen into the trap of a bad guy.

did not expect……

Shen Yunyue rolled her eyes lightly.

[If a man is reliable, even a sow can climb a tree and dance. ]

[When this kind of man meets a heroine, he is given two choices: one is to be thrown into the toilet and become fertilizer, the other is to be sent to the crematorium and become ashes. ]

[You are the Son of Heaven. It is your freedom to throw it away when you are tired of playing with it. But when you are tired of playing with it, you still want to accuse people of a crime, that is, you are immoral and a scoundrel. The son you give birth to has no butthole. ]

[Lady An, don't worry. He died a more miserable death than you.]

Lady An burst into tears when she heard Shen Yunyue's words.

It was tears of joy.

Great.

How did the emperor die?

Could you please let her know so she can celebrate?

It caught the eyes of Emperor Wu.

Lady An actually cried.

Is it because I miss him or because I regret it?

Love him so much.

Emperor Wu was confident in himself, and he was clearly a charming old darling.

How could the sponge gourd smell like old people's food?

Shen Yunyue slapped her forehead.

【Gua. With this shoe-horn face of Emperor Wu, is it his money that attracts people or the things in his triangle area that attract the concubines?】

[Host. The national treasury is cleaner than your face, what kind of money can you have? ]

Shen Yunyue's eyes rolled up instantly...

[It turns out that this old thing is from the triangle area! ]

Guagua is about to vomit.

Host, can we be normal?

Emperor Wu finally couldn't stand Shen Yunyue's vicious, crazy and perverted heart... He kept complaining... and swearing...

He moved the little prince and Concubine An out.

Shen Yunyue thought that Emperor Wu had a change of heart.

Only Lady An guessed that Emperor Wu was cursed by Shen Yunyue too viciously. No one could bear such a different kind of vicious curse.

Concubine Qi wanted to stop it.

[You old green tea jumped out? 】

[Host. It's not easy for Old Green Tea to get her son's Beijing residence permit! I have to say that Old Green Tea is crazy in her heart and even crazier in her behavior.]

Melon King Shen Yunyue grasped the essence.

[What? Beijing hukou?]

Her eyes were as bright as lanterns.

[The emperor has a prairie on his head? Who is the old green tea girl's sweetheart? She should be in the palace, right? ]

The headline on the front page of the tabloid must be an allusion to the tragic story of Emperor Wu of Han being cuckolded.

Title: The Cuckold King and the Women in His Harem.

The cuckold king failed in farming and was given a hybrid Beijing household registration.

……

Emperor Wu didn't want to listen any further.

So vicious.

The leader of the Five Poisons is this old woman Shen Yunyue.

"Shen Yunyue. It's time for you to leave the palace."

"Not busy. I still have something I haven't figured out." If she doesn't understand, she will think about it for the next few days and even when she goes to court.

Guagua chuckled.

[If you don’t understand, just figure it out slowly. Maybe you’ll figure it out when you go to court.]

Emperor Wu listened.

Ruined.

Let’s figure it out today.

He hated melons.

Emperor Wu had no choice but to let Shen Yunyue follow him to the temporary palace where Concubine An and the little prince lived.

It is said that Shen Yunyue is a mascot.

Following the little prince can save your life.

This is very annoying...

When did the emperor start to rely on mascots to treat diseases and save lives instead of relying on imperial physicians?

Shen Yunyue complained all the way from the cold palace to the harem.

From Emperor Wu to Concubine Qi and then to Lady An...

Even the mice encountered on the roadside were startled.

There is a rat in the cold palace.

Shen Yunyue accidentally stepped on a street rat, and the man and the rat looked at each other.

The mouse was frightened and ran around in panic.

Shen Yunyue is afraid of mice.

She was so frightened that she jumped up and stepped down hard, making a heart-wrenching cry.

"Scared me."

"Help! There's a rat!"

I stepped on it.

I step on it...

"Ah ah ah..."

Emperor Wu covered his ears and looked at the rat that was crushed to pieces by Shen Yunyue.

Sigh silently:

You, a rat, what are you doing running under the feet of a crazy woman?

Life is really hard, don’t come back in the next life.

Ling Buqi grabbed Shen Yunyue and pointed at the rotten rat.

"You stepped on my brain and intestines."

Shen Yunyue kicked off her shoes instantly and jumped onto Ling Buqi. Her face was covered in sweat and she looked pitiful.

"My shoes are dirty."

It was the first time that Ling Buqi saw that Shen Yunyue also had a soft side. He glanced at Shen Yunyue's feet.

He took off his cloak and put it on Shen Yunyue.

Just enough to cover the feet.

"Your Majesty. Lady Shen is ill. I will take her back first."

Emperor Wu was eager for Shen Yunyue to leave.

"let's go."

Ling Buqi put his arm around Shen Yunyue's waist and led her out of the palace.

Sent to the carriage away from the palace.

When Jiu Niang saw that Shen Yunyue was only wearing socks, she hurriedly took out new shoes for her to wear.

"Old Princess."

Shen Yunyue waved her hand, signaling Jiu Niang not to speak.

She lifted the car window curtains.

"Master Ling, thank you."

Ling Buqi raised his eyelids slightly, "Are you still unhappy?"

Shen Yunyue nodded.

"King Dongyang bullied you so much, do you want to collect some interest?"

have to say.

These words touched Shen Yunyue's heart.

"go."

"Put on your shoes and follow me. Let them go back home first."

Shen Yunyue quickly put on her shoes.

They were the only ones outside the palace gate.

The other court officials have already gone back.

Jiu Niang was worried, "Old Princess. I and Bai Zhi will go with you."

"You go back."

Shen Yunyue waved nonchalantly.

For some reason, she had an inexplicable trust in Ling Buqi.

Always feeling that she was unhappy, Ling Buqi would naturally think of ways to make her happy.

Ling Buqi pulled her onto the horse.

Ride away on horseback.

After they left.

Long Yizi stood on a wall, looking thoughtfully at Ling Buqi and Shen Yunyue who were walking away.

The Black Armor Guards are just dogs doing the emperor's work.

Why would he change his behavior repeatedly for Shen Yunyue? He was puzzled, "Unruly. What do you think Ling Buqi did?"

Could it be the same as him?

Bu Ji touched the blade with one hand and said without raising his head:

"It has a purpose anyway."

"Then it depends on who is more capable." Long Yizi showed a determined look.

*

Shen Yunyue and Ling Buqi came to the suburbs.

Near a farm.

The north wind made his face hurt, so Ling Buqi wrapped Shen Yunyue's head with his cloak.

Only untie it when you get there.

"Do you see the farm ahead?"

Shen Yunyue was surprised.

"The manor of King Dongyang?"

"Ah."

"Lord Ling. You are not bringing me here to steal food, are you?" This farm is really ordinary. At first glance, there is not even a pheasant.

Ling Buqi sneered.

"You'll know when you arrive."

Shen Yunyue was almost in tears, [Oh, I made a huge sacrifice just for a few ounces of silver. ]

【Just think of it as you being romantic for once. 】

Guagua thought for a moment and said, [The north wind is fierce, and the two of you are walking in the wind... wow, how romantic. ]

～【That's a waste. Life is tough, come drink some north wind. 】

This place is deserted.

The farm consists of only a few rows of low thatched houses.

No matter how you look at it, it seems like they are incredibly poor.

Ling Buqi's eyes narrowed. Is this woman so dramatic every day?

The character of Dianpo is as steady as an old dog~ This is Ling Buqi's evaluation of Shen Yunyue.

"Master Shen. Did you bring a sack?"

"doing what?"

Ling Buqi raised the corners of his lips lightly, "Pretending to be melon seeds."

Packing melon seeds?

Is it Ling Buqi who is sick or is she sick?

Either Prince Dongyang is sick.

What are you pretending to be?

Shen Yunyue, whose IQ was already low, was completely confused by the melon seeds.

When did Ling Buqi become so ignorant?

Ling Buqi took her and hid the horse in the bamboo forest.

Then the two of them went home just like the rat.

They were running around like thieves, mainly Ling Buqi.

Shen Yunyue complained a few words.

In a fit of rage, Ling Buqi forced her to follow him, so she had no choice but to follow him and crawl through the small hole in humiliation.

Climbing and complaining.

[Ling Buqi, please don't fart. What if his fart makes me fly two miles away? ]

No wonder Shen Yunyue thought too much.

It was really Ling Buqi who did not follow the usual path. He said he found a hole where rabbits and mice stole food.

Poor Dianni.

Have you ever felt so aggrieved? Is there a shortage of food in the palace?

Guagua said that the palace was not short of food or melon seeds...but... [Host, open your eyes that have never seen the world.]

[Opened his eyes wide. Can't see anything except his butt.]

【Look through the crack of the buttocks. 】

Shen Yunyue was angry.

[Do you think Ling Buqi is wearing a bikini or not? Did I see the gap? ]

Just a moving butt.

Ling Buqi understood that Emperor Wu wanted to kill someone, and now he wanted to punish this stupid woman who spoke without thinking.

Another thought.

She has no brains.

I felt much calmer in an instant.

When her butt moved away, Shen Yunyue only saw a flash of golden light in front of her eyes.

I fuck you...

sloppy.

She picked up Ling Buqi and bit his face.

woo woo woo...

What a good man!