After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

Shen Yunyue came like a gust of wind and left as steady as an old dog.

She was followed by many people who questioned her and flattered her.

Many idle people who had nothing to do asked in the back:

"Old Princess, aren't you afraid that Prince Li will be unhappy?"

"He's unhappy? He should be afraid that I, his mother, will be unhappy. Why should I be afraid of him, a junior?"

Shen Yunyue, whose mouth spoke faster than his brain, didn't figure it out for a moment.

"He is the one who inherits the position of King Li."

Someone pointed out the key words in the words, which stunned Shen Yunyue.

Scared?

Everyone stared at every subtle expression on Shen Yunyue's face like dogs in Dali Temple.

Are there times when an extreme old woman is scared?

Shen Yunyue touched her chin.

"Yes. What you said makes sense. It's not impossible to change the position of Prince Li to someone else. It's not a big deal. Only the eldest son can inherit it."

"They are all my adopted sons. No one is more noble than the other."

"If it doesn't work, my grandson can inherit it."

"My Mingshi is also good."

The crowd of onlookers were so overwhelmed by Shen Yunyue's brainless words that they lost their sense of direction.

"Isn't He Mingshi a fool?"

"What's wrong with being a fool?" The more Shen Yunyue thought about it, the more she felt that there was a chance. "The name of Foolish Prince sounds very noble. Most people don't have this honor."

As she spoke she got into the carriage.

The crowd of spectators were left bewildered, savoring the melon in the biting cold wind.

As soon as He Mingce came out, he heard people talking.

Foolish prince?

He listened carefully and was so scared that he ran home quickly.

He didn't care about Wen Jian who was fished out of the pond.

The story of the Wen family soon reached the ears of Emperor Wu and the Crown Prince.

Emperor Wu pondered for a long time.

He looked at Ling Buqi and Long Yizi who were standing aside.

"What do you think?"

Ling Buqi is a ruthless man who doesn't talk much. "If they don't obey, take them to the Black Armor Guards' cell. I guarantee they will be as obedient as quails."

"I think that fool is good."

Emperor Wu deliberately cleared his throat and said, "How can I let a fool inherit my poor brother's lineage?"

"Your Majesty, why don't you give Prince Li a few words of admonition?"

Long Yizi clasped his fists and smiled calmly.

"Yes. Master Long's words make sense. Let Ling Buqi handle this matter."

"Your Majesty, take your orders."

It was hard to see the deep look in Ling Buqi's eyes, he just glanced at Long Yizi faintly.

Then he walked out.

After he leaves.

Emperor Wu sat up straight, "Master Long, I heard that the recipe for the immortal elixir is with Master Guoshi. Can I discuss it with your master?"

After much thought, Emperor Wu felt that his short life was his disadvantage.

This allowed the unfilial son to take advantage of the opportunity.

If I had the elixir, living for hundreds of years would be no problem.

What else are you afraid of?

I don’t want disobedient sons anymore, I can just have a few more children who are appreciated by Longge.

Long Yizi glanced at the prince indifferently.

Said softly:

"My old master has gone traveling."

"How old are you this year, old man?" Emperor Wu was very concerned. At his age, he could die at any time, but he still needed to be praised for his longevity.

"It just so happens that this year is the tea birthday."

Emperor Wu's eyes lit up. What a guy! He was sixty years older than him.

After all, he is still a child.

"Master, I'm afraid you've eaten the elixir, right?"

Long Yizi just smiled and said nothing.

*

On the day when Shen Yunyue went to court, she saw that He Mingce was unable to go out.

She felt strange.

Sitting in the carriage, he asked Ye Cang who was driving.

"He Mingce was too busy last night. Did he fall into a daze?"

Ye Cang paused with the whip in his hand, "I heard that the emperor asked Governor Ling to have a heart-to-heart talk with the prince."

"We were just chatting. This kid has a bad habit of being lazy all the time. I get up early to attend court for a few taels of silver. Why would a young man like him skip work?"

Jiu Niang: “…”

"Old Princess. Do you have any misunderstandings about Governor Ling?"

Ye Cang didn't dare to speak.

"I'm afraid your Highness will have to miss work for ten days or half a month."

Pitiful……

A dignified prince was scolded by Ling Buqi like a stray dog.

I have to lie in bed for ten days or half a month before I can get out of bed.

What?

Shen Yunyue understood instantly.

She thought about it and realized that someone must have told Emperor Wu.

I still want to raise one.

Wait until he jumps for a long time before taking action...

Came to the court.

very quiet.

A little uncomfortable.

The court officials were wondering in their hearts: Who will be the next blind person to jump next to Shen Yunyue?

If she wants to slap someone, just stretch her neck!

What are you afraid of?

Could a slap in the face be more serious than having your home destroyed?

Shen Yunyue was also muttering:

[Guagua, what do you think is the matter with these old guys with shifty eyes not talking? ]

【Think about life? 】

[That’s right, calculate their age. They have lived long enough. ]

Hu Yong: …

Why did he feel tired of living? Was it because of bad teeth or poor sleep?

How can you be satisfied with having money, power and influence?

Xia An was not convinced.

Old but still strong…

Everyone was very angry and no one wanted to get into trouble.

Guagua's finishing blow:

[In ordinary people's homes, the grass on the graves has been pulled out several times. ]

[Occupying the toilet but not doing anything. Wasting the resources within the system.] Shen Yunyue made a big complaint.

[They are all stubborn. They only oppose the prince when he speaks. They are afraid of death themselves, and they are afraid of others' ability. ]

[Living wastes air, dying wastes land. 】

……

Complaints from a crazy old lady.

The court officials who were usually eloquent became like quails.

The prince came in from the door.

In a good mood.

Those who always interrupt him will eventually get humiliated.

The way he looked at Shen Yunyue was like he was looking at his own mother who was not related by blood.

Emperor Wu came over.

Shen Yunyue ended her complaints.

The old man, who was in charge of the country, looked at those old guys with mournful expressions and begged for comfort.

He glanced at Shen Yunyue.

He immediately understood the key point and cleared his throat. "Princess Yunlan of Dashun has been in Dazhou for some time."

When Shen Yunyue heard this, she realized that this was to find a husband for Yunlan.

She sighed.

The person involved has too many shackles on his shoulders and dares not take a single step forward.

Mr. Wang of Dongyang felt aggrieved.

All the mines were handed over in the past few days, and the goose that laid golden eggs was taken away, which made him very angry.

Met Emperor Wu's eyes.

Stand up and say:

"Your Majesty. My son is in love with Princess Yunlan. Please help him."

[The prince of Dongyang has more women around him than a breeding pig has had sex with a sow. Your Majesty, please behave yourself.]

[Princess Yunlan is here to marry a foreign prince. She is not here to get sick.]

[The prince of Dongyang has not recovered from syphilis yet.]

Hu Yong immediately became alert.

Xia An also pricked up his ears, as if he was not the one being scolded just now.

Emperor Wu selfishly wanted Princess Yunlan to marry the Prince of Dongyang.

Seeing that Emperor Wu didn't speak.

Shen Yunyue has gone crazy again.

"What is the Prince of Dongyang? Is there no one left in the royal family?"

She was full of provocation.

Prince Dongyang was so angry that he jumped up and down.

"The prince of Dongyang is handsome, has a noble family background and good character. He is the treasure of the noble ladies in the capital."

"What is your princess who married into the defeated country?"

When the onlookers heard this, they thought King Dongyang was really stubborn!

Ling Buqi glanced at him indifferently.

I thought to myself, this woman is too easy to talk to. Why is she always bullied?

or……

Take her to steal King Dongyang’s treasure?

Happy happy...

This will prevent you from getting sick.

Anyway, he also disliked King Dongyang, so why not let King Dongyang bleed a little bit together.

Shen Yunyue glanced at King Dongyang indifferently.

There is no reason to hate someone, just like there is no reason for her to go crazy at any time.

There is no logic to anything in this world.

Now she is going crazy again...

"Your son is rich and arrogant, but he has no knowledge or skills. He is a frequent visitor to brothels and a constant source of comfort for boat prostitutes."

"He looks like a hairless wild dog. He's as tall as a flattened cucumber. Apart from a few taels of silver, he has no other merits."

"I said that if the King of Dongyang is blind, he should go get treatment."

"How can I compare with Princess Yunlan? If she really marries Prince Dongyang, it will be a joke that the Great Zhou royal family has no men."

Shen Yunyue heard the only other voice in the court except hers.

There was no other sound.

Civil and military officials stared at her with eyes so hot that even a dog would be confused.

So...affectionate...

It made her feel embarrassed.

He thought he was going to become the public enemy of the officials’ families in the capital.

He quickly stopped.

"I won't scold you anymore, to avoid making you too excited."

Everyone:...

I told you you were dizzy, but you were still panting.

Prince Dongyang is really out of breath. Is this woman his nemesis?

"She is just a woman. It is her blessing to marry my son and become his concubine."

He doesn't mind his son having more concubines.

Anyway, I have too much money and nowhere to spend it.

Shen Yunyue was finally enlightened. "You are really a dog who wants to stick to his partner. You can find a door if you want one."

"If you are so thoughtful, why don't you go to heaven?"

Shen Yunyue was just about to roll up her sleeves and work hard... to take away his... property in the mansion.

Emperor Wu changed his posture.

Good fellow, Shen Yunyue never cares about her dignity when she scolds people, just like a shrew scolding on the street.

Look, he dared to put his hands on his hips in the court...

It's... quite special...