After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

Mrs. Wen: “…”

It’s not the same if she says it or not.

The noise here alarmed the people in the front yard, and Grandpa Wen, several of his sons, and He Mingce rushed over.

Someone recounted what happened.

He Mingce stumbled.

His face was ashen.

He stared at his father-in-law, "Humph. The Wen family actually wanted to kill the maidservant next to my mother. I think the Wen family thinks there are too many people in the family tree. Do you want to end this branch from now on?"

Wen Bu Ren was about to cry.

"Good son-in-law. There must be a misunderstanding."

It’s unclear whether it was a misunderstanding or not, but the balance in He Mingce’s heart had already tilted.

Arrived at Wen’s grandmother’s yard.

I heard Shen Yunyue was having a headache over which one to throw away.

“I have difficulty making choices.”

She was intermittently rational and constantly impulsive. Anyway, she had a new life to live, so there was no need to be so nervous about her own morality.

After all, that thing doesn't exist.

The women of the Wen family wanted to use words to make Shen Yunyue give up, but they were completely conquered by the stick in her hand.

She was still humming a tuneless tune:

conquered by you like this.

Cut off all escape routes.

My mood froze.

It feels so good to be thrown into the pond by you...

Everyone in the Wen family: "..."

Oh my god.

Can you take this crazy woman in?

Not in such an insulting way.

Wen Bu Ren pulled the corners of his mouth to make his smile look more kind and sincere.

"Old Princess, why did you come here in person? If there is anything, please send someone to tell me. It's all my fault that I didn't pay attention. Maybe they were just joking. Please, for the sake of this humble lady, spare me."

In one word, pick out Old Madam Wen.

Shen Yunyue raised her eyebrows nonchalantly.

"You, the Wen family, like to play so much?"

"Someone, throw Old Madam Wen and Madam Wen into the pond."

"Old princess, please don't joke. My mother is old and she can't do that in the cold winter." Wen Bu Ren hurried forward to stop her.

"Lord Wen, I am always sincere to others. I never joke."

Wen Bu Ren: “…”

You are really deceiving people.

Thanks to the enthusiastic live broadcast of the onlookers on the tree branches, the onlookers outside were able to get the real-time news.

such as:

"It's over. Madam Wen was dragged away by a girl in black clothes."

"Mrs. Wen was dragged away by the backhand."

"Lord Wen was so anxious that his beard flew off his head."

……

The people who were broadcasting the live broadcast were somewhat gloating.

"Hehehe. I have to say, the old princess is as crazy as ever. Her mental state is constantly high. This woman has a lot of energy."

"You usually eat a lot of bullwhip cordyceps, right?"

The crowd below pursed their lips:

"Does she dare to eat it? She's a widow, be careful not to eat too much and get a nosebleed."

Everyone had the look of an old man on the subway looking at his cell phone more than a thousand years later.

Wen Bu Ren was still trying to stop him.

"Old Princess, please don't go too far. My mother is old. If anything happens to her, can you take responsibility?"

"I have no problem bullying dogs." Shen Yunyue changed her tone immediately: "I think you are just trying to scam me. You want to take this opportunity to kill your mother so that you can charge me for the funeral expenses and damages."

"Nothing else, but there are plenty of paper money burned during the Qingming Festival."

Shen Yunyue waved her hand.

"Throw it down to me."

puff.

One.

two.

Three.

Wen Jian, her mother and grandmother were thrown into the pond together.

Shen Yunyue is still very kind.

"Bring up the old dog."

The grandmother of the Wen family was brought up.

Wen Bu Ren's eyes turned red and black, he must go find Prince Dongyang. Since he left the palace, don't blame him for being unjust.

He Mingce didn't dare to say anything.

Shen Yunyue glanced at He Mingce who was stunned.

Take another look...

Several ministers came over without saying hello to eat the melon.

Wen Bu Ren immediately changed his expression to one of despair as if he was being bullied, and started crying:

"My Lords, please bear witness for me."

Some people laughed it off.

"You guys continue, we're just walking nearby and coming in to rest."

"Yes, I want to see if anyone has died. My groom uncle's cousin's father-in-law's cousin's nephew runs a coffin shop. The best wood will definitely give you a discount for broken bones."

Wen Bu Ren: “…”

So, you are here to watch the fun.

He Mingce felt a little dizzy.

Shen Yunyue looked at her silly son and couldn't help but make a few sarcastic remarks in her heart.

[Stupid son. Be careful that someone sends evidence of witchcraft to your study.]

[He is a little bit stupid, but he is lucky. Even a pig's brain is a little more intelligent than his, and he can actually become He Jinnian's eldest son.]

[Did you send a gift to Emperor Wu? ]

He Mingce: “…”

Several ministers: "..."

When I looked at He Mingce again, I always felt like I was looking at a pig.

Guagua laughed.

[This is so funny. Host, your kids are the third to last in terms of mediocre performance. After all, being smart doesn’t go with the host.]

[Guagua, I suspect you want to die.]

Guagua held back his laughter.

A flattering smile:

[Just because you don't have it now doesn't mean you won't have it in the future. Host, don't worry. I stole someone else's brain and gave it to you.]

[At worst, I can harvest the brains of smart people. ]

Everyone who heard the inner voice shuddered except He Mingce.

Shen Yunyue thought about it.

punishment……

It’s not that there will be no punishment.

In order to have an extraordinary IQ, everything can be punished.

There was a lot of smashing at the Wen Mansion.

Shen Yunyue goes crazy when something bad happens.

While eating melons, don’t forget the people who jumped into the pond.

"Madam Wen is really a good person. Don't let yourself get better too quickly. You have to pretend to be dead at home before you can sue me."

Old Madam Wen suffered a heart attack.

How did this woman know her plan?

Is she still pretending?

[Gua, the Wen family only has this much ability. If you don't use your ultimate move, I'm going back.] She was very dedicated to her work for those few points.

[Host. Do you want to eat the Wen family's melon? ]

【think.】

The onlookers nodded one after another.

We want to too.

I just want to see if the melons from Wen Mansion are as delicious as the Dianpo melons?

In their eyes.

Shen Yunyue is the biggest melon.

【Wen Buren is Mr. Wen’s illegitimate son.】

[What kind of melon is this? ] Shen Yunyue rolled her eyes, [Melon, you said Wen Bu Ren is not the piece of meat that slipped out of Old Madam Wen's belly? ]

【Hehe. That’s not it.】

Guagua smiled obscenely.

His mental state is scary, which matches Shen Yunyue exactly.

Bar is very suitable.

Shen Yunyue used her brain and cerebellum, and at the same time, both sides of her brain were activated.

[Does Madam Wen know? ]

【do not know. 】

[Where is Madam Wen's son?] According to the routine of the house fight, the real and fake young master must have been replaced.

Shen Yunyue knew that most of the authors who wrote online articles were not very smart.

Can't think of a more advanced trick.

[Wen Bu Ren has an attendant. He is good-looking, but his ears don’t work very well.]

Guagua's tone reveals that he is here to eat melon.

The melon is huge...

I can't eat it in one bite.

The eyes of the spectators fell on Madam Wen and Wen Bu Ren. There was actually some exciting content...

He Mingce didn't dare to listen any further.

"Mom, let's go back."

As soon as he finished speaking, he was kicked into the pond.

poof...

The melon-eating crowd said they didn't want to hear the next analysis. A qualified melon king should output all at once...

Seeing his stupid son fall into the pond.

Shen Yunyue couldn't help laughing.

No more eyes.

Not as pleasing as the one He Mingshi came.

The servants fished He Mingce out. He was shivering with cold, "Who kicked me?"

Someone laughed and said:

"Your Highness, maybe you are using a self-torture trick to trick your mother into taking you home for the sake of your father-in-law's family."

Everyone tried their best to eat the melon.

He Mingce: ...

Is he crazy?

Shen Yunyue raised her hand and slapped him. "Get out of here..."

He Mingce felt very aggrieved.

Without saying a word, he hurried to change his clothes with the servants.

Shen Yunyue withdrew her contemptuous look.

[Gua, you mean that follower is Madam Wen's biological son. ]

[What is Master Wen thinking? Let the legitimate son be a servant and let the illegitimate son take the legitimate son's place.]

Are men not good at house fighting?

～【Host, you have never been in love, you don’t understand. 】

[Mr. Wen thought Bai Yueguang was the daughter of a criminal. He thought the follower was Bai Yueguang's son, but who knew that Bai Yueguang bribed the midwife to swap the two children.]

[The follower lived with Bai Yueguang until he was three years old. Bai Yueguang fell seriously ill, and before he died, he hoped that Mr. Wen would take the follower into the mansion as a servant.]

Ministers who were watching the show: "..."

How cruel.

Shen Yunyue: "That's it?"

[Lord Wen fell in love with his follower, and they had a lot of fun with each other in private. For Lord Wen, the opposite sex is used to continue the family line, and the same-sex follower is true love. ]

[Wow. Orthopedics!]

Shen Yunyue's eyes, which had never seen the world, rolled around.

Wen Bu Ren, I don't submit to anyone but you.

The ministers who were watching the show were very anxious.

What the hell?

What does orthopedics mean?

Everyone looked at Shen Yunyue angrily, and said...

Please give me some scientific advice.

Waiting online, very anxious.

The spectators said that the melons they didn't understand were like a mouthful of broken pieces...