After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

Princess Qingfeng didn't know that her panties had been taken off and thrown away in such a short time. She thought Shen Yunyue was making up stories and deliberately framing her.

Don't be afraid, don't be afraid.

It's a psychological tactic.

As long as she refuses to admit it, Shen Yunyue can be bitten to death.

Avenge the fifth prince.

By the way, it can also help get the Fifth Prince out as soon as possible.

The prince consort wanted to die. If it were another relative, he would point at the other's face and curse him for three days and three nights without stopping.

Can……

That is the emperor.

The prince consort's handsome face turned red like an eggplant. It turned out that the princess was not interested at night because she ate too much during the day.

Not interested in him.

Poor woman, she forced me to marry her, but I became disgusted with her after being crazy about her for three days and three nights.

The onlookers gave Shen Yunyue crazy thumbs up.

The question in her mind was the question they wanted to know.

Please give me an answer, Princess Qingfeng.

Everyone stretched their heads.

Eating melon is the most important thing.

Princess Qingfeng saw that everyone was looking at her and automatically ignored Emperor Wu's glares, thinking that his eyesight was not good.

"Only those who are guilty would look for the reason in themselves." She looked like she was sitting on a fishing platform, with a smile on her face: "Thirteenth Imperial Aunt. If you beg me sincerely, I can ask my father to spare your life because you are a defeated country coming here to marry."

Emperor Wu reached out for the quick-acting heart-saving pill.

He is bent on PUAing Shen Yunyue, saying that she is the wife of Great Zhou, a member of Great Zhou, and the soul of Great Zhou.

This stupid kid actually talked about a defeated country.

All the civil and military officials were delighted.

Hahaha……

The emperor's naughty children are no better than theirs. Each of them wishes he could exchange two taels of melon seeds for some crunching to liven up the atmosphere.

"You want me to beg you sincerely? Unfortunately, I don't have the heart."

[Princess Qingfeng has severe hydrocephalus. Step on her! Step hard! Every step you take will hit her in the face, not just your own face. Your father, the dog emperor, will also be hit in the face.]

[If those old stubborn people like Xia Taifu and Hu Yong knew that the emperor's daughters had inherited the emperor's true teachings, one of them played around with the harem, and the other played around with the front and back yards, would they laugh until they fainted? ]

Dog Emperor: “…”

Whenever Long Yizi said that Shen Yunyue was not the Dragon Girl.

He can pin all the crimes in the criminal law on her, so why must he add the word "dog" before the emperor?

He... is angry...

Hu Yong shrank his body to avoid Emperor Wu's attention.

He was impatient with life and dared to laugh at the emperor.

Shen Yunyue's voice sounded again.

【Eating melon without melon seeds is incomplete. 】

Ling Buqi gave a wink and someone brought him some fragrant melon seeds.

Shen Yunyue grabbed a handful and ate it with great relish.

Princess Qingfeng was crying and sneezing, just like in a competition. "Father, the Thirteenth Aunt has a problem with her conduct towards men and women."

She might as well try to kill him.

Guagua immediately shouted: [Host. What's wrong with your conduct? ]

[It means that I play a fairy fight with men. Princess Qingfeng still has some brains. There are many troubles around widows. Whenever it comes to the issue of male and female behavior, people will imagine that all the men around her have seen her. ]

It’s a pity for Guagua.

[Eh. I told you to take Governor Ling over to sleep with him. At least you can prove your work style problem.]

Shen Yunyue rolled her eyes speechlessly.

【Guagua. You are not a human being. You don’t understand.】

[Ling Duzhu and I can only chat under the quilt. I can't play the steps of the goblin fight. You said I can only drool but not eat, isn't it a big loss? ]

【Where is Master Long? 】

[You are looking for death. I am a fan of this couple. Master Long is a little submissive.]

[It's confirmed, the host is the type who talks big. You should learn from the dog emperor family, and we can live up to the slander of the Queen of the Sea, Princess Qingfeng. ]

[Gua. Your host just can't take the first step, right? ]

[Just wait for me to show you the bloody stories between the host and her men...]

Everyone had a great time chatting about one thing.

No care for the parties involved.

Everyone secretly glanced at Ling Buqi, who was as cold as turquoise in winter, and then glanced at Long Yizi, who was as warm as jade in spring.

Anyone with eyes would choose Long Yizi.

As for the little one?

what is that.

The onlookers expressed the need for popular science.

Long Yizhi's eyes were dark and unclear. He looked at Shen Yunyue and then glanced at Tangning. He touched his nose with his clenched fist and lowered his eyes, not knowing what he was thinking.

Ling Buqi glanced at the entire audience indifferently.

See who has loose skin and bones and needs to tighten them.

Shen Yunyue looked at Princess Qingfeng with a smile, "Qingfeng, you said there is something wrong with my work style? Can you tell me what is wrong with it?"

"Did you go to Changle Bookstore to buy props?"

"Or should we go to Huazhi Hutong and ask someone to buy drugs to help us?"

"If there aren't enough waiters, can we get some grooms?"

……

Every word made Princess Qingfeng change color.

This……

Yaoxiu, how did she know?

The prince consort wanted to bury his head in his crotch, so he didn't even dare to look up at others.

"Your Majesty. I think Princess Qingfeng's suspicions are well-founded. But in order to be fair, why don't you ask the Black Armor Guards to investigate me and Princess Qingfeng?"

"If it's true, nail us to the pillar of shame and let the world baptize us."

Shen Yunyue spoke righteously, "Emperor Dayou, please agree to it quickly."

Emperor Wu just wanted to ascend to heaven on the spot.

Ling Buqi raised his eyelids slightly, bowed and said:

"Your Majesty, Lord Shen is absolutely right. I am willing to obey your orders."

The Chief Justice of the Dali Temple was not willing to be outdone. Why would he let Ling Buqi steal the limelight when he already had evidence?

Without any consideration.

One of them was Princess Qingfeng, the emperor’s daughter.

"Your Majesty, I am willing to obey your orders."

Emperor Wu was so annoyed by these idiots that he put them on the rack and roasted them over the fire.

His expression suddenly changed.

"Today is New Year's Eve, a day for the whole family to reunite. I see that all of you are tired of living. Come, send Princess Qingfeng back to the Prince Consort's Mansion and confine her to reflect on her mistakes."

Emperor Wu was angry and everyone was silent.

The melon seeds in Shen Yunyue's hand no longer smelled good, and she sat on the chair with a lack of interest.

[No one knows a daughter better than her father. Even the dog emperor knows how powerful heredity is. When someone else's husband dies, they have to mourn and give him a worthless chastity arch.]

[The princess is not picky about food, from the prince consort to the groom, she has eaten everything. ]

[Even this prince consort cannot take a concubine, the dog emperor is really a double standard dog. 】

The prince consort, who was lying on the ground, quickly stood up upon hearing this.

He gave Shen Yunyue crazy likes and sent little hearts. If there were rewards, he would definitely be the top one on the list.

The double-standard Emperor Wu: "..."

The soul is flying in the sky and the heart is broken on the ground.

He closed his eyes and took a deep breath.

Then he awarded the prince consort two concubines at once, and allowed him to take any concubine he liked.

Princess Qingfeng was heartbroken.

"Father."

The Black Armor Guards came over and covered Princess Qingfeng's mouth.

Drag her away.

Those who hear the voice of the heart feel like they have read an extremely wonderful script.

There are people whose voices are not heard.

Everyone was confused and bewildered. What was going on?

Tang Ning was also confused.

Logically speaking, shouldn’t Shen Yunyue be the one being dragged away?

Why is it Princess Qingfeng?

Shen Yunyue didn't think there was anything wrong with it. [Qingfeng. Your father knows your behavior, but he just turned a blind eye.]

[You have torn off the fig leaf, how can the dog emperor PUA those old ministers. ]

[How do other princesses get married? Not everyone is like Princess Guiyang, who got married for only one year before her husband died in battle. She raised two children by herself, and every time she thinks of her husband, she still remembers his beloved face.]

[Princess Guiyang has to be a little bit fierce. Orphan and widow, if you don't act like a yandere, you'll be sliced ​​into skewers by others.]

The onlookers started to get excited again.

Not all princesses spend money.

Only Princess Qingfeng plays with flowers.

Princess Guiyang's mother-in-law, a lady of the first rank, looked at her daughter-in-law with such kindness that her face seemed to burst.

For the sake of her two children, the princess-wife forced herself to become an executioner.

Emperor Wu looked at the girl.

I felt distressed and my face turned red. If he hadn't forced Guiyang to marry the prince consort who was fighting in the war, why would my sister be a widow at such a young age?

With a wave of his hand, he gave rewards and a hundred palace soldiers.

Princess Guiyang accepted it with a smile on her face.

This made Shen Yunyue scream in her heart:

[Is the old emperor going crazy? ]

Eating melons is tiring.

Complaining is tiring.

The key is to see others receiving rewards while you yourself get nothing, which is even more tiring.

Shen Yunyue drank the tea in one breath.

I quietly poured a cup of Coke into the teacup and drank a cup of sweet life-saving water. I burped with a smell, the sound was loud and long...

She wiped the nonexistent sweat from her forehead.

[Nima, what's wrong with those old bastards? Are they laughing at me? ]

The three old turtles collectively said that the one next to him was the third old turtle.

Eating melons was tiring and Emperor Wu was hungry.

The dinner begins.

First there is a long summary and expectations for the future.

Shen Yunyue stared at the palace maids beside her as they prepared to serve the dishes. She didn't hear a word they said as she was wondering what dishes would be served today.

I heard that royal court cuisine is included in modern criminal law.

Now that she has come to the Great Zhou, she expressed her desire to try the dishes in the Criminal Law. Bear paws, deer antlers, and tiger meat are all fine.