After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

Chapter 79: There are mentally retarded people every year, but there are more of them this year

Bai Zhi jumped out of the carriage, "Jiu Niang, you protect the old princess."

Jiu Niang's skills are not as good as Bai Zhi's.

But it’s also good, she protected Shen Yunyue.

With a nervous look, he asked, "Who is so bold as to ride a horse and commit murder today?"

"Let's reincarnate on New Year's Eve."

Shen Yunyue moved the bracelet on her hand, and the iron needles inside were soaked in medicine.

Anyone doing this on Suzaku Street must be a royal family member.

Bai Zhi jumped forward and kicked the man off the horse. As for the horse, Bai Zhi subdued it in two moves.

The man lying on the ground was no more than twenty years old.

Wearing a red brocade robe.

The jade crown on her head was also much more gorgeous than that of others.

He rolled over several times and howled, "Which blind bastard dares to bully me?"

All the passers-by who had been knocked over by the horses lay on the ground wailing.

Shen Yunyue got off the carriage.

Seeing a brick in hand on the side of the road, he walked over with the pace of a street fighter.

Came in front of the man in red brocade robe.

[I've seen showy people, but I've never seen anyone as showy as this. Is this guy wearing all his belongings on his body? This outfit made my non-existent hemorrhoids flare up.]

Shen Yunyue spoke out her heart.

What has passed, what is passing, and what is coming.

Anyone who heard the inner voice could not help but order the servant to come over first. Going to the palace for a banquet was important, but following Shen Yunyue to eat melons was even more important.

One year to the end.

At least I have to experience something more perverted.

The man in red brocade robe raised one foot.

With the corners of his mouth wide open he howled:

"You stinky girl, you dare to kick me. You can't leave today. You have to accompany me tonight for dinner and wine, so that I can have fun. After I have fun, I will come to settle the score for offending me."

Shen Yunyue hit his feet with the brick in her hand.

"Eat? I'll let you eat shit."

"Ah...you crazy woman, do you know who I am?"

"I am the prince of Dongyang."

Shen Yunyue said that she didn’t know who the Prince of Dongyang was?

When Prince Dongyang saw Shen Yunyue was stunned, he thought she was frightened by him.

Busy and sinister curse:

"Are you scared? Anyone who can ride a fast horse on Suzaku Street in the capital is a master that you, a dead woman, cannot afford to offend. Kneel down and kowtow to me."

"Tell me your man's name and prepare to face my wrath."

The onlookers heard it.

This woman is finished.

Those who heard Shen Yunyue's thoughts had different opinions on how King Dongyang had ruined his main account.

Shen Yunyue complained in her heart:

[It exploded, and it made my five senses follow the non-existent worldview. ]

[How come there are so many stupid people every day. 】

Guagua said that his brain nerves were running away.

[Host, stay calm. There are idiots every year, but there are more of them this year. This thing has never been beaten by society, so let the host give it a good beating.]

Shen Yunyue gave a smile that she thought was charming.

"Prince of Dongyang?"

"Yes. Prince Dongyang is my father and the emperor's uncle." The guards of Prince Dongyang had already rushed over. Seeing that there were many ministers among the onlookers, they instantly felt something was not right.

Someone hurried back to find King Dongyang.

Someone hurried forward to help the Prince of Dongyang stand up, "Prince, let's go back quickly. The princess said that you have to enter the palace again this year."

"Don't delay entering the palace."

Prince Dongyang bared his teeth and said, "Catch this old woman for me."

The guards dared not.

"She, she is Princess Li Lao."

“Hmph, the God of War has been dead for fifteen years. His bones have turned to ashes. She is just a princess in name only.” The Prince of Dongyang has a book in his mind. Apart from the royal family, there are a few princes who dare not touch him.

Even the Minister of the Central Secretariat, the Minister of the Chancellery... and the General's Office of the Protectorate did not dare to move.

The rest...

His grandmother said, move freely.

Shen Yunyue stepped forward and said, "They are guards and they dare not touch me, but you are the prince, so why don't you dare to touch me?"

"Honestly, you're such a coward."

Prince Dongyang heard this.

Is there anyone else asking for abuse?

It's fun.

He chuckled and looked at the poor people around him, his eyes full of sarcasm and amusement.

"Did you hear that? Someone actually wants to be tortured, so I will grant her wish."

"Abuse me? I charge a lot."

The Prince of Dongyang was stunned at first, then burst into laughter.

"I haven't been back to Beijing for a few months, and I'm surprised that the palace is so poor." He laughed so hard that the jade crown on his head trembled. "Don't worry. In my eyes, these people are all poor."

He pulled out a stack of banknotes from his pocket and said, "These are enough for me to have some fun with you."

Cao Dechong, who happened to be visiting here, slapped his forehead.

I've seen people seeking death, but I've never seen anyone who is eager to offend Shen Yunyue.

Don’t you know that going crazy is Shen Yunyue’s ultimate move?

Offend this crazy woman?

I’m afraid that your Dongyang Palace will enter a countdown to wealth in the next few days.

Shen Yunyue never says no to money.

A look from her.

Bai Zhi stepped forward to take the banknote, her face as cold as if she was about to execute the Prince of Dongyang on the spot.

The onlookers were stunned.

what's the situation?

Why did the old princess really accept the banknote?

Are you short of money in the palace?

Without waiting for anyone to react.

Shen Yunyue raised her hands and hit the Prince of Dongyang with two big fists, making him see stars.

"You are wrong. It was this prince who hit you."

"Didn't I, the old princess, say that I won't fight back?" Shen Yunyue's eyes were full of sarcasm, and the iron needle in her hand shot out directly.

Knock down the Prince of Dongyang.

The guards stepped forward, and Bai Zhi, Jiu Niang and Ye Cang immediately surrounded them.

Cao Dechong and several others also stood up.

"How dare you. A mere guard, you dare to attack old Princess Li?" As long as the guards made a move, they could drown them with their saliva.

"Sir. Our prince..."

Cao Dechong interrupted him, "The prince paid for the beating, it's something he wants, and you, a guard, dare to interfere?"

The guards have too many brains to count.

Obviously...

"No, it's the old princess who is going to be beaten by our prince."

Cao Dechong glanced at him coldly.

"Who do you think you are? How dare you attack old Princess Li? Did your prince tell you that he wanted to beat old Princess Li?"

Cao Dechong, who always finds fault with everything, now becomes more energetic.

You have to say so.

Then I will impeach him today.

The content of tomorrow's impeachment is also that the prince of Dongyang committed a crime in the street and wanted to beat the old princess. The reason behind it may be that the prince of Dongyang was dissatisfied with the emperor and had to take it out on the old princess.

The other ministers said bluntly:

"It's okay for the King of Dongyang to bully people on a regular basis."

"Instigating the prince to beat his elders?"

"The Dongyang Palace is as wealthy as a country. Let's find out if the wealth came from a legitimate source."

"We are all poor. Did he move all the property of the Great Zhou back home?"

"We must impeach Prince Dongyang and let the emperor see his true despicable and shameless face."

When Prince Dongyang heard this, he wondered how it could be related to his father?

These old turtles.

Shen Yunyue's eyebrows were curved.

[But the Dongyang Palace is really rich. No wonder the prince despises everyone for being poor. The total wealth is not as much as the steward of the Dongyang Palace.]

【Recognize the reality that you are poor. 】

Cao Dechong is in depression...

Other onlookers: We can’t live like this anymore.

After studying so hard, he thought he had become a superior person. But in the end, he was not as rich as the housekeeper of Dongyang Palace.

[Don't be sad, there is a mine in Dongyang Palace! ]

Cao Dechong's eyes suddenly opened up.

Emma…

Private mining is not allowed, so where did King Dongyang get the mine?

When Shen Yunyue saw that the prince was provoked by those people's words, she jumped up like a dog whose tail was stepped on.

"I am not happy with you. Why are you talking about my father?"

Shen Yunyue chuckled:

"Prince, can you get up?"

The Prince of Dongyang moved and was horrified to find that half of his body had no feeling at all.

"Why can't I move?"

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