After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

Chapter 71 Paparazzi Headlines

Those people's faces changed, and Liu Zhou was the first to roar:

"You are a slutty woman from Dashun. You should serve the good men of Dazhou. Today I will let you know what it feels like to be a woman."

Say it.

He laughed loudly.

Liu Zhou didn't know that his bottom line had been exposed by Shen Yunyue. Many wives of officials had heard it.

"Hahahahaha..."

Shen Yunyue laughed so hard that tears almost came out.

[Oh my god. I really can't bear to listen to this anymore. With Liu Zhou's embroidery needle-like thing, how can it make any woman happy? ]

[Forcing a woman to get pregnant is like embroidering under the lamp, and becoming exhausted like a sea snake.]

[He is so confident, it can only be said that his woman has good acting skills. ]

[Mrs. Liu has been keeping a young prostitute. General Liu doesn't think that all men in the world are useless, does he?]

The officials who were so frightened after being caught immediately regained their spirits.

Secretly said:

If you keep talking like this, I'll treat this as a storytelling performance.

You can also give a reward by the way.

To put it simply, don't be afraid.

Everyone knows that you are not a good person to the old princess.

Let’s applaud you!

By the way, he shouted confidently that they were not pushovers.

A look of contempt and ridicule.

People around General Liu noticed something was wrong, but General Liu was full of confidence.

Although he is small.

But he is thick-skinned.

She smiled cunningly: "The War God Prince died without a burial place because of you, a jinx. Today, I will take good care of you on her behalf."

If it were a different woman.

She was so ashamed that she banged her head against the wall and went to the underworld to cry to He Jinnian.

Shen Yunyue doesn't follow the beaten path.

I wanted to use a loud speaker to yell, "Embroidery Needle Liu Zhou. You are just like your son, you rely on licking women. How dare you say you want me to be your woman?"

"Others go to brothels to hunt for beauties, but you go there to be a slut."

Shen Yunyue was like a clockwork of mental madness, her eyes were shining, and she wished she could put Liu Zhou on the front page of Da Zhou's headlines.

Why not...invest in a small bookstore?

He specializes in studying the bloody secret history between the dignitaries in the capital, the girls in brothels and bookshops, and the handsome young men.

At a critical moment.

Shen Yunyue thought of ways to make money.

Even Guagua would have to admit defeat at this quest for money over life.

"Shen Yunyue, how do you talk to our general?" The man standing behind was strong and powerful, and the pair of meteor hammers in his hands looked scary.

Shen Yunyue sneered:

"He is your great general. If he dies, you can kill yourself. I will put you in a cave, and you must do one good deed that day."

Liu Zhou moved forward step by step.

An Yi flashed in front of Shen Yunyue, the sword in his hand still dripping with blood.

"Liu Zhou. Don't even think about touching old Princess Li."

Shen Yunyue said earnestly:

"Don't worry. He doesn't have that ability. All the wives in the family are used by his son. Their family is either a sissy or a weird godfather."

Manager Hu's eyes were blazing with fire.

He could also use these things to fool the maids in the mansion.

"Old Princess, please tell us more. Let us also broaden our horizons and see the world of the General's Mansion."

Liu Zhou's eyes were red with anger. He didn't understand the young woman's literature.

But godfather, he knows it very well.

"you dare."

Shen Yunyue shook her fingers. "Your goddaughter is a passionate dancer on your bed. You often go crazy together. If you can't fulfill her wishes, you will use your fingers to replace the defects of your body..."

Guagua started to go crazy.

It screamed:

[My innocent eyes have been polluted by that damn Liu Zhou.]

A deputy general next to Liu Zhou was struck as if by lightning.

He shook his head again and again.

"impossible."

Shen Yunyue laughed:

"You call General Liu Zhou brother, and your daughter also calls him brother Zhou..."

Shen Yunyue yelled while twisting her waist like Shen Jiayi. "Brother Zhou, you are so bad. You are Jiayi's old darling."

The tied-up officials laughed until their stomachs ached.

Think about it, they are hostages, they can't laugh too outrageously.

simply.

The challenge of holding back laughter...

Deputy General Shen subconsciously wanted to curse back.

He barely managed to hold on to his heart that was about to explode, and looked at Liu Zhou with disappointment.

"General, what she said is false, right?"

Liu Zhou sighed.

"Shen Fang, you should ask Madam Ling to teach your daughter a lesson and stop flirting with other girls. How can a man resist the temptation of a young girl? You are an experienced person and you know the feeling."

Shen Yunyue's brain was about to crash.

He used drugs for the first time, and then used sweet words. The girl thought she had found her lifelong support.

"Damn it. I've seen shameless people before, but I've never seen someone as shameless as you. Why did Shen Jiayi hook up with you?"

"I like that you appear to be a man, but in reality you don't even have the ability of a man."

"You still smell like an old man."

"Sleep without a shower."

"You can only lick in front of women, and can only be the cart pushed by the old man in front of men."

……

Too much information.

No one’s brain could contain it.

It is common knowledge among the people of the capital that General Liu likes to drink wine.

only……

what……

Everyone stared at that spot secretly, as if trying to see something.

"You're talking nonsense."

General Liu attacked and killed him.

An Yi went forward expressionlessly. Bai Zhi stood beside Shen Yunyue, holding a sword in her hand, ready to fill in at any time.

Shen Yunyue laughed:

"I'm talking nonsense. I'll tell everyone I know. From now on, your Liu Zhou family will be the headlines in my paparazzi tabloids."

"The title is: Big mouth Liu Shi, vagina, licking is healthier."

Liu Zhou spurted blood.

He was so angry that he had no chance to defeat An Yi.

"Shen Yunyue, I want you to die."

"General Liu, if you die, I will be the one to host the banquet for the sake of the good food and wine." Shen Yunyue jumped up, "I'm very curious, your illegitimate son is your wife's concubine."

"If you think about it, you entered the same sect, so you can be considered as fellow disciples."

"We are from the same sect and are father and son. How... should we address each other?"

Damn, Shen Yunyue burned out three CPUs, but she still couldn’t figure out the relationship between them.

"During the day, he calls you dad."

"At night, he calls you brother."

"Does your goddaughter call your wife godmother or elder sister?"

Even yo-yos can't figure out this intricate relationship. Just like noodles, they look simple, but when they come into contact with water, they swell and become completely hopeless.

"Shut up."

Liu Zhou spat out a mouthful of old blood into the air.

Drop by drop.

Fell on the snow.

Shen Yunyue was shocked. "You shameless old thing. You are a dirty thing that pollutes the snow."

"You can't make any tabloids." Liu Zhou's eyes were bloodshot, and he wished he could cut Shen Yunyue into pieces.

Why didn’t I realize how hateful this woman was before?

Shen Yunyue quickly put on an enthusiastic face and hooked her finger.

"Wanted to keep me quiet."

"One hundred thousand taels of silver. I am a kind-hearted person and can discuss anything with you as long as the money is in place."

"Whether it's your son who's having sex with your woman, or you who's having sex with your goddaughter, or you who's peeping at your daughter-in-law taking a bath, I'll keep it to myself."

Don't say it.

Change the vest and continue to advertise in the newspaper.

The onlookers were simply stunned with their eyes that had never seen the world.

This is the first time I see someone blackmailing someone in person.

"How can I give you 100,000 taels of silver?" Liu Zhou roared.

"You don't have it? Then why do you ask me not to spread the word? Not only will I tell the story in the capital, I will also ask scholars to copy it into a booklet and send it to several neighboring countries for everyone to see."

Shen Yunyue smiled charmingly.

"Send someone to your ancestors' tombs again and spread the bloody stories that the Liu family has to tell."

"How much do you know?"

Liu Zhou's eyes went dark, and he used the sword in his hand to hold on. In a trance, he seemed to see Shen Yunyue holding a wine jar and performing a strange dance on the ancestral grave.

He danced and muttered to himself.

again and again.

Until all the coffins in the ground stand up...

Oh my god.

Will you let me breathe?

How could this haunted old woman know so much information like a dog? Could it be that she was hiding under the bed and eavesdropping?

Shen Yunyue dropped another bomb of unknown nature.

"Liu Zhou, I also know that your mother teamed up with you to kill Liu Laoer and his wife. She wanted to take advantage of the opportunity to seize the Yun family's assets. Are you trying to use those things that money can't buy to pave the way for the fifth prince?"

Shen Yunyue smiled slyly and said:

"I calculated with my fingers, the fifth prince will definitely cut off all ties with you."

How could the Fifth Prince, who is so crazy, go crazy for General Liu?

General Liu sneered:

"I will not let you go even if I become a ghost. What I did has nothing to do with the Fifth Prince. He is a member of the royal family, so he will always put the interests of the royal family first."

what……

This uncle is different.

Shen Yunyue just had a slight liking for Liu Zhou.

Then I heard the loud sound of Gua Gua piercing deep into my brain.

Ups and downs.

[My Xiaobao's mother in Baihualou didn't play so much. Oh my God, didn't you tell me to let the host and I come to an ordinary place to eat melons? ]

【Why do we always challenge our three views. 】

There are big melons.

Those dozen officials had long forgotten that they were hostages.

His eyes were blazing with gossip.

The whole body is burning with the warmth of Bagua, and I don’t feel how cold the winter night is.

I stretch my head and just want to be a civet in the melon field.