After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

Long Yizi picked up the teapot, poured a cup of tea and handed it to Shen Yunyue.

His eyes were deep and he said in a calm voice:

"Superintendent Ling climbed up from the position of Eunuch Supervisor to the position of Superintendent of the Black Armor Guard. I heard that after he became the leader of the Black Armor Guard, his family was killed."

Everyone thought of that incident.

I couldn't help but shudder, remembering that when Ling Buqi became the leader of the Black Armor Guards, he led the Black Armor Guards to kill all the members of the Ling family.

Ling Buqi's father cursed him with the most vicious words before he died.

Everyone looked down on him and was even more wary and afraid of him.

He is the mad dog beside the emperor, hitting wherever he is pointed.

Ling Buqi was not here, but everyone still felt a cold wind blowing.

Cao Dechong stroked his beard and lowered his voice:

"Not only the whole family, but also all the people in the clan in the capital were killed. No matter adults or children, they were all wiped out. Lord Shen, please have less contact with Governor Ling."

"Yes, Lord Shen, stay away from him."

"The stray dogs that passed by were stabbed twice, and the rats in the Ling family's mouse hole didn't escape."

When civil and military officials talked about Ling Buqi, their faces were filled with disgust and fear.

Shen Yunyue: “…”

Come to think of it, it seems that I haven't offended him.

"Eunuchs are the most vindictive and have no humanity and do not like killing."

Shen Yunyue felt uncomfortable after hearing what everyone said. "Eunuchs are also human beings, and they don't want to be eunuchs."

"Since the Ling family is not the kind of family that can't afford to eat, why would they send their son to the palace to be a eunuch?"

Shen Yunyue believes that one should not advise others to do good unless one has experienced their suffering.

Forget about your qualities and live an immoral life.

Long Yizi looked at her thoughtfully, then smiled warmly.

"You're right. Eunuchs are human beings too."

Civil and Military Officials: Other eunuchs are human beings, but Ling Buqi is a mad dog.

An old marquis came in from the door, rubbed his eyes, and thought he had entered the court.

"Did you change places when you went to court?"

Hu Yong, who rarely appears in public, explained:

"Lord Liang, we are bored after the court session. Let's go to the restaurant to chat and eat."

Everyone nodded, thinking that the melons from the people might be more fragrant than those from the court.

Lord Liang pulled his ear.

"What kind of melon? Winter melon, pumpkin or old cucumber?"

When talking about old cucumber, his eyes fell on Shen Yunyue's face.

Guagua: [Host. Lord Liang said you are an old cucumber painted green - pretending to be young.]

Lord Liang was a lord with only a title but no power. He would carry a bird cage around the capital to chat, drink tea and brag.

He felt that he had great ambitions but had not been able to contribute to the country.

A weird woman suddenly became the only female official in the Great Zhou.

If it wasn't the wrong day, he would have gone to the gate of Longge to cry and complain.

Hearing Guagua's voice, he was still confused...

Who is so tasteless?

Shen Yunyue rolled her eyes silently when she heard this, "Guagua, don't stir up trouble."

[I want to eat some of Lord Liang’s melons. ]

Dare to laugh at her for being old?

See if she doesn't peel him to death, then she will be invincible in eating all the melons in his house.

Lord Liang was pulled by Hu Yong to sit next to him. Everyone's goal was clear. Listen to other people's sad stories and have more shameless joy in your life.

Guagua screamed like an old aunt:

[The Lianghou Mansion is a melon field. There are definitely a lot of melons, they are guaranteed to be ripe...]

[What could it be? At most, it's adultery, adultery, entrapment, extermination of the whole family, murder... No, it feels like there are too many melons to eat.]

Cao Dechong: Who said it wasn’t?

Climbing ashes... ?

His eyes fell on Lord Liang. Could the old man be so vulgar?

Guagua chuckled:

[Host, that's not called adultery. That's called keeping the wealth within the family.]

Look how considerate Guagua is.

Shen Yunyue's gossipy eyes immediately turned and she glanced at Lord Liang stealthily.

[Which daughter-in-law did Lord Liang marry? 】

Lord Liang's face suddenly turned red. This kind of woman should have her mouth sewn shut.

See the age of your grandchildren.

Chatting nonsense with a bunch of guys outside all day long.

He Jinnian’s coffin can’t hold it down anymore, right?

Lord Liang wanted to scold Shen Yunyue for talking nonsense. How could he be such a vulgar person? How could he lay a hand on his young and beautiful daughter-in-law?

Before he could utter a word, the general beside him covered his mouth tightly.

Hu Yong threatened him:

"Guess why the emperor gave Lord Shen preferential treatment? He has already issued an order. If you want to experience all kinds of torture, just say so. The Black Armor Guards and the Dali Temple have more than 10,000 tortures waiting for your whole family."

Lord Liang's heart was like an ice cellar in the coldest months of winter.

Who are these people?

They all laughed at his joke and made all the civil and military officials in the court laugh.

For a moment, no one could hear clearly what Gua Gua said.

Shen Yunyue's voice became louder. [What? Lord Liang's eldest son is his eldest brother's son, the second son is his son, and the third son is the son of his wife and his father?]

[The wife of Lord Liang is a role model for women. She gave birth to three sons, all with three different fathers.]

Guagua chuckled, "This is called keeping the good stuff within the family. If Lord Liang doesn't till the land, there will always be someone to do it for him. Anyway, the land is fertile, and anything you plant will bear fruit."

【There is more. 】

Shen Yunyue didn't dare to steal a glance at Lord Liang.

She was afraid that her gossipy eyes would betray her inner thoughts.

What else should these old foxes notice?

He tried hard to suppress his curious look.

[Guagua, what else? Please explain it all at once.]

[The wife of Lord Liang also has a daughter. ]

[His father's? ]

【That's not true. 】

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, after all, Lord Liang was in the majority.

Not a loss.

[It belongs to Lord Liang’s brother-in-law. ]

Shen Yunyue couldn't hold it back any longer and the soup in her mouth spat out.

The official next to him was stunned. He wiped his face, and the soup spilled all over his face.

Why not be more precise?

Looking at Lord Liang's face again, he felt indescribably awkward and resentful.

Hu Yong lowered his voice:

"Lord Liang. We are all family members after all. Don't be stingy if you don't need it normally."

He spoke seriously, as if he really cared about Lord Liang.

Finally, add one sentence:

"Don't let the rich water flow to outsiders' fields."

Lord Liang had a mouthful of blood stuck in his throat, making the sound of a pumping bellows. His eyes widened and he pointed his finger in the direction of Shen Yunyue.

The spectators are watching others laugh at their jokes.

That is... shameless and joyful.

Someone quickly turned Lord Liang around so that his back was facing Shen Yunyue.

Shen Yunyue heard a strange sound.

He raised his head and looked around, "What a strange sound."

Long Yizhi remained calm and collected, retracting his gaze from watching Lord Liang. "Lord Liang has had difficulty walking these days, and his throat is not feeling well from the cold."

Shen Yunyue didn't think much about it.

No wonder he couldn’t keep his wife, it turns out that it wasn’t possible.

[Poor guy, it turns out that he couldn't keep his wife because of his poor health. Brother, at this critical moment, stew bullwhip with cordyceps to make up for it. Can't you afford bullwhip? Or cordyceps? ]

"One pound of soup a day will make your wife unable to get out of bed."

Lord Liang: "..."

No need to make up, I can do it...

other people:"……"

This prescription is very targeted.

Ordinary people can’t get bullwhips, but it’s a piece of cake for people like them.

Everyone silently took note of the nourishing soup.

From this day on...

There was a trend in the capital city, and all the civil and military officials, including the imperial palace, were drinking bull whip stewed with cordyceps.

This caused the price of Cordyceps to continue to rise, and Shen Yunyue and Ling Buqi took this opportunity to make a fortune.

Shen Yunyue doesn't know yet that another business opportunity is coming...

The shopkeeper personally brought a bowl of soup.

Shen Yunyue took a look and asked, "What kind of soup?"

"Turtle soup."

"Lord Liang is weak and needs some nourishment. I think turtle soup is a good choice for him." Shen Yunyue considerately gave up the soup. She looked at Long Yizi with a smile in her eyes.

"Master Long, can you give Lord Liang some nourishment?"

Master Long immediately asked the shopkeeper to bring it to Lord Liang. "Shopkeeper, send it to that table."

Others started to fight each other...

I can't help laughing.

I don’t want to pinch myself, so I can only pinch the person next to me.

The shopkeeper glanced at the strange ministers and tried to hold back his true feelings.

It turned out that the reason he failed to pass the imperial examination was because he was normal, and those who entered the officialdom seemed to be somewhat sick.

Not light yet...

He failed the exam just because he doesn't know how to write literature...

Only Princess Li, who is known as the best old woman, is relatively normal.

Shen Yunyue didn't expect to come out to eat melons.

Restored his reputation.

Looking at the big pot of turtle soup, Hu Yong scooped out four eggs with a spoon.

Lord Liang couldn't bear it any longer.

With a howl, he crawled out of the Sihai Restaurant.

He even didn’t want his most beloved starling anymore.

The starling was left shouting:

"The Marquis has left, call the Master over."

……

Everyone looked at each other, and could no longer hold back their heads and burst into laughter.

It was inexplicable when it came to Shen Yunyue.

She felt a chill and quickly packed a few buns, telling these strange people that she was going home.

Out of the Sihai Restaurant.

Ye Cang was driving the carriage outside, and Bai Zhi came over to greet her.

"Old Princess, someone just came to the mansion and said that the Third Master and his family have arrived home."

"So fast?"

"Yes. They said they met Mr. Tang's family and Liu's family who were returning to Beijing. They chartered a boat and traveled by water for a while. They arrived about ten days earlier than expected."

After sorting out the memories of her original body, Shen Yunyue could not quite remember He Mingmai's family.

Instead, He Mingshi seemed to be the adopted son that the original body cared about the most.

"Okay, go back."

After getting on the carriage, Chunhe stayed in it.

She said hurriedly:

"Old Princess, the Zhao family is back too."

"Zhao family?" Shen Yunyue was a little confused.

"It's the Third Madam's family, and also the Third Master's aunt's family." Chunhe explained the relationship in a few words. It turned out that He Mingmai married his cousin Zhao Yuting.

She couldn't help but frown.

"Why do you like to kiss each other?"