After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

The first thing he did after accepting the old man as his follower was to deworm him. He took out a packet of medicine powder and asked Anming to come and take the old man to clean it.

Changed into clean clothes.

The old man was so frightened that he cried out, "Old Princess, you are so stupid. This is my pet. I have kept it for many years."

"Your pet doesn't want to live anymore, why don't you listen to advice?"

Old man: “…” His descendants have followed him for so many years, why doesn’t he want to live anymore?

What should I do if he is hungry and wants a snack?

We rely on these pets to increase our nutrition.

"No, no, no, they want to live."

Shen Yunyue didn't care, "If I say they don't want to live, then they don't want to live."

When the old man was thrown into the pool by Anming, there was a lot of shower gel in the pool, which smelled so good that the old man wanted to run away, but was kicked back by Anming.

In addition to shower gel, there is also insect repellent.

The old man soaked for half an hour before he finally washed it clean.

Wait for him to come up.

Touching the fragrant clothes, holding her right hand with her left hand, with tears in her eyes, she said, "Hello, old man. People have to bow their heads under the eaves. Don't be deceived by women in the future."

"It's just a bunch of pets that died. Let's eat meat from now on."

I cried a few words to myself.

He quieted down.

Shen Yunyue asked Anming and Anyi to follow the old man to seek revenge on the witch doctor chief, and saw the old man with a tearful face.

Shen Yunyue was in a good mood.

"Don't look so sad. You'll be crying a lot in the future."

After they leave.

Shen Yunyue and Ling Buqi swaggered back to the entrance of the inn.

The Crown Prince, the General, the Supreme Court Minister and others are all here.

See the prince.

Shen Yunyue complained:

"You Dongqi people are so useless that you want to kill people. You are so cowardly that you brought a bunch of poisons to silence people."

The prince had already found out the truth of the matter.

I had no choice but to ask them to live somewhere else.

the next day.

Shen Yunyue and Ling Buqi were called to the palace again, which made Shen Yunyue very unhappy. She originally thought they were going to Dragon Pavilion.

Who knew that the witch doctor chief would ruin everything last night.

in the hall.

The emperor stared at her with shining eyes and asked the eunuch to hand Shen Yunyue a book.

Shen Yunyue opened it and took a look.

All are traditional Chinese characters.

Shen Yunyue's eyes went dark. [Emperor Dongqi is so vicious. I just killed someone in self-defense. What did he do with this book full of words for me?]

[These words should know me, but I don’t know them. ]

Guagua took a look and was confused.

【Host, anyone who sees this will be confused. 】

Emperor Dongqi: “…”

"Old Princess. I think you have a unique talent and are suitable for studying metaphysics. How about staying in my Dongqi to study metaphysics?"

Shen Yunyue grabbed Ling Buqi's sleeve and was about to leave.

"Please let me go. You can teach me to eat, drink and have fun, but what is metaphysics? I can only do shaman dance."

"Old Princess, you must have goals in life and cannot be uneducated."

Shen Yunyue looked up at all the civil and military officials in the court, pointed at them and said with regret:

"Have you learned nothing after ten years of hard study?"

"Your emperor said you were uneducated."

One of them boldly asked, "Is it possible that they are talking about you?"

"How is that possible? How can I be uneducated when I have more than a dozen certificates? Even though I bought those certificates with money, the words Shen Yunyue are clearly written on them."

Go to court.

Shen Yunyue sat on the ground and began to cry.

Tell him what happened last night.

She portrayed herself and Ling Buqi as two lonely, weak and helpless poor people.

He howled a few times.

If those ministers had not known in advance that more than half of Dong Qi's assassins were killed last night and even the poisons brought by the witch doctors were used up, they would have thought that Shen Yunyue was really badly bullied.

"Old Princess, why are you crying?"

“Being bullied.”

"Are you sure you didn't bully them?"

Shen Yunyue thought about it.

“I offended a lot of people without realizing it, but I did nothing wrong.

I always win people over with my virtue, how could I possibly bully others?"

"They're dead."

Shen Yunyue expressed deep regret, "I'm sorry, even though they are just noobs. But I shouldn't let them die early. At least they should be allowed to jump around for a day before they die."

"I'll know later."

Minister: "..."

You know whatever you know.

Ling Buqi had a doting smile in his eyes, "My old princess is right. She has always won people over with her virtue."

Someone muttered:

"She said yesterday that she was lacking in virtue."

Ling Buqi nodded, "That's right. The Five Elements lack virtue, so conquering people with virtue has become an obligation to beat people up."

Everyone: "..."

"We came to Dongqi, and your hospitality is really unique." Shen Yunyue touched his chin, "Why don't you let me go to Dragon Pavilion."

There was a voice in her heart that wanted her to go to Dragon Pavilion.

[Why did the emperor have to protect the witch doctor tribe leader? Obviously, the real witch doctor tribe leader is someone else. He killed the fake one and took the gold and silver from the witch doctor tribe. Isn't he happy? ]

Guagua: [Host, the emperor's treasury has some assets. ]

The emperors of the Great Zhou and the Great Shun were extremely poor.

Never mind the national treasury.

He cried poor every year and even wanted to write IOUs for his ministers' salaries.

[Can I borrow some money? I don’t have to pay it back.]

The emperor was startled and blurted out:

"Our treasury is a bit poor, what methods do you have to generate income, old princess?"

When Shen Yunyue heard this, she thought it was too much.

"We went to raid the witch doctor's home and I'll make sure you can generate income." She smiled faintly, "I'll tell you where his secret room is. How about you give me 20%?"

The emperor did the math.

"No way."

"A stingy person would rather drink cold water. Without my counting, even the witch doctor chief doesn't know how much wealth he has." Shen Yunyue likes to see people act like they have never seen the world.

"Every chief of the witch doctor tribe likes to bury a lot of treasures for the destined person to find."

The ministers pricked up their ears.

Someone even secretly took a small notebook and wrote down every word that Shen Yunyue said.

"Then just go and dig there. I'll send tens of thousands of people, so we're not afraid of not finding a place." The emperor squinted his eyes and smiled. This old princess was good in every way except that she didn't have much brains.

Hahaha……

Is he that stupid?

Give her 20% of the silver.

Shen Yunyue rolled her eyes and said, "If you are good at being shameless, it's considered high quality.

Your Majesty, do you think you can find wealth by going there and leveling the hills?"

Civil and military officials: "...Isn't it?"

"Do you think the former witch doctor chief is as stupid as this idiot?" Shen Yunyue shrugged calmly, "If that's the case, then let's go back."

"Go back? Not going to the ancestral temple of the goddess?" The emperor selfishly did not want them to leave.

Shen Yunyue saw a hint of death from the emperor.

Sighed:

"You guys are too sneaky. I don't like using my brain. I won't play with you anymore."

Ling Buqi saw something from Shen Yunyue's eyes, and a sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth:

"What if something happens to your royal family and you falsely accuse us?"

"Farewell."

The emperor came down from the throne in a hurry.

"Don't go. I'll take you to the Goddess's Ancestral Temple."

The words have not yet fallen.

Shen Yunyue turned around and smiled: "Your Majesty really needs to go to the ancestral temple to repent."

"Hmph. Don't think that I, Dong Qi, am considerate of guests and dare to speak nonsense."

"Have you found the founder of the Trinity Religion? See if the fortunes of the Dongqi nation are going downhill because you broke your promise and got punished."

The ministers did not dare to speak.

No one dared to take over the conversation. Didn’t you see that the emperor’s face was stinkier than the stones in the toilet?