After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

Teacher Han Guo did not think his father did anything wrong. He was the beneficiary and could not eat from the bowl and then put it down and curse his mother.

You have to have professional ethics.

The ministers were so angry that their teeth were ache.

Only a white-haired old gentleman sneered, and Shen Yunyue turned her eyes to the old gentleman's face.

[Wow, this old gentleman looks like an immortal. He has played with all the beauties in the world and seems to be well versed in the ways of the world.]

[Dear, that old gentleman is the Grand Tutor. In addition to his knowledge, he is also good at medicine. Otherwise, it is said that Dongqi has produced many talents.]

When the spectators heard this, they thought, "If you say that, I will be a little more arrogant."

We in Dongqi have no shortage of melons, but we lack civets to dig them out.

All the civil and military officials pricked up their ears, waiting for Shen Yunyue to continue revealing information.

Even the mighty emperor stretched his head unconsciously, wondering what had happened to my beloved ministers?

It should be nothing, Master.

[No wonder the Master said that a real man should not care about the process when doing things, but only the result.]

【So you are this kind of tutor. 】

Everyone: What kind? Please elaborate...

Shen Yunyue's interest was aroused as she watched Gua Gua.

[Emperors of all countries have the same problem, that is, suspicion. Let's say that the Grand Tutor has played the ultimate role in the interests of the ministers. If I don't go to hell, who will? 】

Taifu: .... Confidant, for the country, for the people. Is it easy?

All the officials who were watching the show: "..."

Dear ones, do you want Taifu to clean up your ass again?

Shen Yunyue hadn't seen the rest of the story yet, and was still guessing: [Could it be that she hooked up with the emperor and the concubines in the palace for the sake of secrets? Just like the emperor of our Great Zhou, he has the most cuckolds.]

The ministers gasped.

The emperor's face darkened. His beloved concubine was so desperate that she thought a man of her father's generation was a fool?

The Master's eyelids fluttered.

Don't spread rumors.

Don't believe rumors.

Don't spread rumors.

He doesn't have it, that's it.

Guagua was speechless. [Host, we have some standards. The Grand Tutor doesn't like the concubines. He thinks they are more hypocritical than the others, and they are all cruel and ruthless women.]

[That's true. The Grand Tutor is a very smart person. He is not like the Emperor who thinks that all the best women in the world can enter the palace.]

[It's so funny, who wants a good woman to enter the palace? ]

Emperor: Damn. As an emperor, doesn’t he deserve the best woman in the world?

Shen Yunyue opened her eyes wide at this point, [The people that Taifu got were all the emperor's fathers, the palace maids in the uterus of the deceased emperor's concubines.]

[She is the physical lover of the senior palace maids and the spiritual lover of the eunuch leaders.]

After seeing this, Shen Yunyue was convinced.

[You are a master of time management. You use your time to the fullest.]

The family of the Grand Tutor breathed a sigh of relief.

My goodness, I almost thought that their father and the emperor were fighting for a place to get in.

I was scared to death.

This melon is really a bit confusing.

Those palace maids and eunuchs were pitiful people in the palace. With the light of the Grand Tutor illuminating their lives, their ending should be better.

[What if the eunuchs and palace maids need it? ]

Shen Yunyue smacked her lips, "Damn. He really contributed both money and effort. He is a perfect physical and spiritual lover. Even if someone died in an accident, it was the Grand Tutor who took care of the funeral."

Shen Yunyue couldn't help but give a thumbs up.

【Who wouldn’t love such a lover? 】

【The light of lovers.】

Everyone had complicated expressions on their faces; it turned out that this was how the Grand Tutor got his gossip.

Everyone said that there was a saying that if you have any problems, go to the Taifu.

Everyone looked at Shen Yunyue again, with a look of surprise on her face. It was no wonder that such an old princess could create the God's Envoy Group.

Some were not created.

The chief of the witch doctor tribe burst into tears and took several steps forward.

He stood in front of Shen Yunyue excitedly, as if he had seen his dead mother resurrected.

"Dear...will you come to our place?"

Ling Buqi stood between the two of them and said disdainfully, "Who are you kissing?"

The witch doctor chief hurriedly shook his head, "That's just a symbol. I just want to poach someone, ah... I think the old princess has a strange figure. She looks pretty good, but she's also very shameless.

You are definitely from my witch doctor clan? It is a sin for you to end up in the Great Zhou."

The saint came in a white dress.

She glanced at Ling Buqi lightly, her cold appearance made people feel that she was noble and cold.

"Old princess. There are many holy men in my witch doctor clan."

Shen Yunyue's eyes turned and she heard Ling Buqi's warning voice in her ear.

She suddenly became clear-headed.

"Hehe, little sister. I'm not that kind of person. I tell you that I only love one person." Shen Yunyue said this with her teeth almost broken. In fact, she might have gone to the witch doctor tribe to wash her eyes.

Having a fierce husband at home is really a headache.

"Join the witch doctor tribe?"

Shen Yunyue took a quick glance, which frightened her. Looking at the angry Ling Buqi, she quickly said in a flattering way, "I'm not going anywhere. I'll listen to you."

Ling Buqi felt much happier instantly.

The tribe leader was unwilling to give up. "Well, if you join our witch doctor tribe, you will be infamous forever. This is such a good thing, I won't tell others about it."

People in the court: "..."

Is it something worth bragging about?

Shen Yunyue was almost persuaded by him.

[Host, he has a ruthless heart. I will make you infamous for eternity. Just think of the stones in the toilet.]

【What's wrong? 】

[It's smelly and hard, won't it leave a bad smell for thousands of years? 】

When Shen Yunyue heard this, her eyebrows turned green.

[You are such a bad old man. I thought you would make me famous forever, and I almost agreed to it out of excitement.]

Ling Buqi: … She said that she had a high level of education before, and that was a certificate she bought with money.

[I want to eat the witch doctor chief's melon. ]

She angrily said that she would nail the witch doctor chief to the ridiculous pillar.

Chief Witch Doctor: .... Can we change someone?

He didn't dare to say.

Emperor Dongqi looked at him with a sharp eye.

[Ahhhh, the witch doctor chief's daughter-in-law grabbed his wife's hair. The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law fought for three hundred rounds.]

Guagua echoed:

[The clan leader's wife was severely beaten and lay on the bed gasping for breath.]

Patriarch: Impossible.

Shen Yunyue took a glance and said, "Chief, please go back quickly. Is your daughter-in-law fighting with your wife?"

"Nonsense, my witch doctor clan is as good at fortune-telling as the Trinity Church."

"I am known as Shen Yigun in the underworld. I am a trouble maker. When I stirred things up with this stick, I discovered something big."

The clan leader was angry, "What's the big deal?"

"Your wife is jealous of your daughter-in-law. She always thinks that her son is the most beautiful in the world, and everyone loves him. Flowers bloom when they see him, and ghosts reincarnate when they see him.

Not to mention a daughter of an official family, even a princess is not worthy of her.

She took nine concubines and five maids for your son. She also brought two concubines home.

"That's not all. They're also holding a beauty pageant. The top five winners will be given to your son, under the pretext that excellent genes shouldn't be wasted."

Shen Yunyue was very curious, "Chief, your son has bow legs and a stubby face. His neck is thicker than his head, and his belly is bigger than other people's chests.

If you throw it into a pigpen, the pigs will think it is their own kind and go home. What kind of beauty is this?"

The patriarch's heart exploded.

Everyone's CPU was worn out by the facial features.

[Host. He is not the clan leader's son! ]

Shen Yunyue's eyes lit up. The clan leader looked like a decent man. Logically, he shouldn't have given birth to such an ugly son.

When he looked again, he sucked in a mouthful of blood.

[Ah, a room full of officials, the clan leader has the greenest hat. …]