After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy
Chapter 195 You two are so violent
An Ming, An Yi and a few others also came to Dashun and found them following the clues left by Ling Buqi.
The first task after arriving in Dashun was to skewer the pork bought by Shen Yunyue.
This job is a bit difficult for Anming.
He has a good brain.
Carry the pork and bamboo sticks and go out to the neighboring house to ask the kids to help skewer them.
And promised to give each of them a hundred coins.
There is such a good thing.
The children treated Anming as the God of Wealth, and served him tea and roasted sweet potatoes. The rest of the people stared and started to skewer the pork.
In case there were not enough bamboo sticks, a few young men went to cut some bamboos themselves.
Use a knife to sharpen bamboo sticks.
Everyone is happy and harmonious.
Until night fell.
The four men went to the cell in a mighty manner.
An Yi skillfully threw a few silver ingots to the guards, and they ran straight into the cell.
It was dark in the cell.
An Yi went in and lit the torch.
Everyone was awakened.
"Yun Yue." Shen Cixuan looked at his daughter with a headache. What was she trying to do with this rebellious attitude?
"Dad, I've thought about it. You must be hungry."
"Not hungry."
"Impossible. If you are not hungry, Yun Yi is hungry. If Yun Yi is not hungry, Grandfather is hungry. Or Uncle is hungry... Anyway, someone is always hungry."
Someone in the cell across the street raised his hand, "I'm hungry."
"Wait. I'm the chief griller today."
An Yi brought over a charcoal barbecue stove, which was made according to what Shen Yunyue had said.
A wooden shelf.
Some oilcloths and wooden plates.
Darkness has already lit the charcoal fire.
In the basket beside were pork skewers, beef skewers, mutton skewers...steamed bread slices. In the afternoon, Shen Yunyue took out a mouthful of sausage, luncheon meat, chicken feet, chicken wings...
Since they are all men, they don’t need vegetables. Shen Yunyue herself also likes to eat barbecue.
BBQ and beer go well together.
She prepared several jars of draft beer early in the morning.
A jar weighs several dozen kilograms.
An Ming prepared the barbecue, and went out with An Yi to bring down some beer.
Brought a bamboo tube.
Later, even the jailer came to help.
Ling Buqi took the small stool and put it on the ground, "Yunyue, just sit down."
"No, I'm the chief griller."
"Really? I thought the chief roaster had to have a few assistants." Ling Buqi pretended to be indifferent and said, "Take out your snacks and eat them."
sloppy.
Of course the chief roaster has a deputy.
Shen Yunyue took the shrimp chips and started eating them with a slurp.
The sound like a little squirrel made those who originally said they were not hungry involuntarily roll their Adam's apples.
Shen Yunyue sat comfortably on the small stool.
Watching a few men working in front of me, life is so wonderful.
Zhou Xiaoming heard the sound of explosion.
"Shen Yunyi, do you think the prison cell is a restaurant? You are so bold that you eat secretly without even calling me." He ran in shouting and saw Shen Yunyue sitting on a small stool, staring at him with squinted eyes.
"Well, who is so powerful?"
Zhou Xiaoming clapped his hands, "I said that the person who came up with this idea must be Shen Yunyue, who is very smart."
"Correct. No reward."
Zhou Xiaoming chuckled, "No reward needed. Just let me have a few bites of food."
Shen Yunyue stretched out her hand and said, "Give me the things."
"what?"
"Something you were told to steal."
Zhou Xiaoming reached into his arms with his right hand and felt around for a long time, "Shen Yunyue. This is a deadly thing. You must rebel."
"Got it. Dally."
Zhou Xiaoming held his breath and said, "You have to change your bad temper, otherwise no man will want you."
Shen Yunyue raised her hand and gave him a slap.
"Did you see it? The one, the most handsome, the most capable. My----wild man." Shen Yunyue said gritting her teeth.
A smile appeared at the corners of Ling Buqi's eyes.
He knew that Shen Yunyue would not let him go so quickly.
Zhou Xiaoming was stunned.
"Oh my God. My facial features are more handsome than my outlook on life. How come you got together with a strange man?" He pointed at Shen Yunyue and then at Ling Buqi with a constipated look on his face.
"Do you think wild game is tasty or nutritious?"
"All."
Zhou Xiaoming rolled up his sleeves and walked aside, he was going to work.
Someone shouted:
"Zhou Xiaoming, why don't you give up cooking? What can you do?"
"I will... I want to be a wild man." Before Zhou Xiaoming could finish his words, he was kicked by Ling Buqi and fell on the torture instrument and rolled down.
He ate a mouthful of dirt.
"You two are so violent."
Forget it, he is not suitable to be a wild man.
Shen Yunyue was indeed the chief griller, directing An Ming and An Yi to add cumin and seasonings.
After a while...
The aroma is tangy.
Shen Yunyue waved to the jailer, "How about opening the cell door? We can have a barbecue and drink freely inside. It would be great. Sitting on the ground and eating barbecue, would you guys join us?"
The jailer shook his head.
Shen Yunyue grabbed his collar and said, "Don't step back. Don't be afraid. I'm not a good person."
When the jailer heard this, his legs began to tremble.
Ling Buqi was roasting lamb. His movements were handsome and fast, brushing oil and sprinkling seasonings. Every step seemed like he was roasting lamb.
Shen Yunyue breathed a sigh of relief, "It seems you have a talent for cooking."
Ling Buqi smiled calmly:
"Anyway, you won't starve to death if you stay with me."
Shen Yunyue sighed and looked forward to the days when they would travel together in the future.
The jailer still didn't open the door.
Shen Yunyue had no choice but to give him two choices, "The first is that you open the door, and the second is that I chop your head off. Do you choose the first or the second?
But I tell you, I am a civilized sister. I never force anyone to do something they don’t like.”
When the jailer heard this, he was shocked. This choice gives me no choice?
"You don't have to choose first. Second is not bad either."
The jailer's head was as fluttering as the stubborn leaf on the tree in winter. "I choose first."
"voluntary?"
"Absolutely voluntary." The jailer suppressed his trembling and opened all the doors.
"You guys aren't going to run away after drinking, are you?" The jailer seemed a little desperate.
The key point is that you said this woman forced you, and she really gave you the room to choose.
It’s just that this multiple-choice question has some aftereffects.
He wanted to touch his head from time to time, fearing that he would be slow in unlocking the door and be hit by Shen Yunyue.
Someone got the barbecue.
Some people can't wait to start drinking beer.
It was the first time for everyone to drink beer and they all thought it tasted pretty good.
“This wine is delicious.”
Shen Yunyue smiled and said, "It tastes good, drink more. If the rebellion fails, it won't be considered an unjust death, right?"
jailer:"……"
"I say, isn't it a bit disrespectful to us public officials to say you want to rebel in front of us?"
Shen Yunyue chuckled:
"Do you have that thing?"
She took the barbecue handed over by Ling Buqi and placed another small stool next to her. "Old Ling, sit here."
Ling Buqi sat down.
Shen Yunyue pointed at the people who were eating barbecue and those who were grilling the meat herself.
"Who among them was not a public official? Or a public official whom you can't meet? So what? Your dog emperor won't live for three days."
Everyone: "..."
"What? Does that mean we are really going to rebel?" An old man didn't quite believe it.
I have never done anything so bold in my life.
"Give up struggling. What lies before you is your fate. Why did you all come to this cell together?" Shen Yunyue said passionately, "It's so that you can do something big."
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