After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

Mr. Shen felt that the wine was no longer fragrant and tasted bitter in his mouth.

Uncle Shen's face turned red and black when he thought of his two daughters. He took a big sip of wine and put a piece of braised beef in sauce into his mouth.

"I'm so sorry. My second brother is the best. He gave birth to a good daughter."

A group of grown men are not crying like in the women's prison.

That's because gentlemen don't shed tears easily.

Shen Yunyue complained:

"What's the point of Dali Temple if saying sorry is useful?"

[Don't be a coward if you have the guts. The emperor is blind. Let's replace him with someone who is not blind. ]

[It doesn’t matter if the royal family members are all blind, we can go up by ourselves. ]

[Wouldn't it be good to be an emperor yourself? ]

"puff……"

Shen Cixuan didn't dare drink a sip of wine, for fear that Shen Yunyue would give him a depth charge unexpectedly.

It's so scary.

"Yun Yue." Shen Cixuan seemed to want to say something but stopped.

"Dad, what did you say?"

What Shen Cixuan wanted to say took a turn.

"Had breakfast?"

"Rebellion. Okay, I'll prepare as many troops as you want. I'll prepare as much silver as you want." Shen Yunyue immediately became interested. "If the dog emperor wants to chop off our heads, can we just stand there and let him exterminate our clan?"

"We have all the conditions for rebellion."

Everyone in the Shen family was so scared that their eyeballs fell to the ground and then bounced back.

I really can't eat while Shen Yunyue is eating melon. I almost choked to death because of her words.

The elderly people in the cells opposite and next door fell to the ground in fear.

The young man looked refreshed and his eyes were glowing green.

"Hey, sister of the Shen family. Count me in as one of the rebels. I'm good at fighting with intrigues and schemes. I don't take the usual path. I have friends in the capital, and I won't hesitate to attack the palace."

The old man of the He family took off his shoes and hit him.

"You don't want your life?"

He Jie, who was speaking, smiled and said:

"Grandpa, are we still alive? Look, Yan Ge is only five years old. Can he see the winter sun?"

The old man felt sad, probably he couldn't.

Shen Yunyue looked at the other side again, "Hey, your crime is not light. The reason is that someone formed a clique and you were not happy. In the end, you were accused of a false crime."

"The Emperor knows that you are innocent, but he doesn't want to offend others."

The implication is that you'd better die in grievance.

"Rebellion? Together."

Everyone broke out in cold sweat after hearing this.

As if to say: Let's eat together.

No one dared to speak, and they ate in silence. Sparks were spinning in their heads, and they considered the feasibility of what Shen Yunyue said.

There were heavy footsteps outside.

Shen Cixuan's face changed.

"Yunyue, hide."

He looked around anxiously, not to mention hiding. There was nowhere to hide, not even a single place in the huge cell.

"Hahaha... Shen Yunyi. Let's use some torture today." The obscene laughter suddenly stopped.

A scrutinizing gaze fell on Shen Yunyue's face.

"you……"

Shen Yunyue felt that this person looked familiar, so she waved her hand and said with a smile:

"How are you doing recently? Have you eaten? How many green hats have you worn?

Is your mouth bitter? Are you poisoned? Are you dying soon?

Where are you going to bury it? How many tables are you going to set up? Are you going to treat me to a feast? Do you want me to contribute?"

"I'm telling you, if you want to give a gift, don't call me. I only invite people to the banquet, not to give a gift." She was very enthusiastic.

It was the sudden enthusiasm that confused Zhou Xiaoming.

"Shen Yunyue, don't you recognize me?"

"Brother, you are being too polite. Why are you so enthusiastic when you don't know me?" Shen Yunyue stretched her head and asked in her heart: [This bald chicken looks so familiar. My heart, which doesn't belong to me, is dancing. ]

Guagua's gossipy eyes looked around.

[Oh my god, host. What are you looking at? He was your former...]

[Lover?] If it was a lover, Shen Yunyue was going to dig out the bald chicken's eyes. His appearance was not as good as the hemorrhoids on Ling Buqi's anus, if he had hemorrhoids.

Zhou Xiaoming slapped his forehead.

"Blame me. We haven't seen each other for more than ten years. I look even more majestic and powerful. It's normal that you were dazzled and didn't recognize me." Zhou Xiaoming is very confident about his appearance.

Shen Yunyue almost vomited.

"What's wrong with you?" Zhou Xiaoming asked with concern.

Shen Yunyue straightened up and said, "Brother, you still can't pee without a mirror at home."

She gestured and said, "At least take a look at yourself."

"You look like an unsatisfied black monkey, and you still tell me you are mighty and majestic. Do you really think you are the ring in the hand of the horse lassoer?"

Zhou Xiaoming's face darkened several shades when he heard her words clearly.

"Shen Yunyue, what do you mean?"

"What can I mean? I just want you to stop deceiving yourself. It's interesting that you were poisoned. Can you give me some advice?"

Crowd of spectators: “……???”

This woman is really bold.

This mouth is crazy and arrogant.

Zhou Xiaoming stammered:

"You are talking nonsense."

"If you don't believe me, forget it. I'm not the one dying. Anyway, I won't give you a donation, but I'm considering that you once wanted to be with me. I'm going to the banquet with reluctance. I won't go if there are less than 28 dishes."

He was just about to have someone capture Shen Yunyue.

Then I saw Ling Buqi coming in from the other side.

Zhou Xiaoming: “…”

He was confused for a moment. Was this a prison cell or a restaurant?

The aroma of wine and food wafted in the air, and someone else came in.

"who are you?"

"My husband who faked his death." Shen Yunyue naturally pulled Ling Buqi over and said, "See? He is a handsome man."

"With your looks, you can only rely on wealth."

Zhou Xiaoming narrowed his eyes dangerously, "Do you really treat my Dashun death row as a vegetable market?"

"Brother, don't say that. It's just that money makes the world go round. Besides, I know how to perform shaman rituals, so don't keep threatening me.

If you continue to lie with your eyes open, don't blame me for not telling you that your death was tragic."

Zhou Xiaoming didn't want to know how he would die.

He came here to do something important.

"Get out of here."

Shen Yunyue punched him on the head, "Hehe, haha. A dying man dares to brag."

Seeing Zhou Xiaoming’s face turn black, Shen Yunyue laughed heartlessly.

"Don't be afraid, there is more to life than just the present, there are also fake exes who want to hug you."

Zhou Xiaoming couldn't stay any longer.

Afraid of ascending to heaven on the spot.

He glared at Shen Yunyi hatefully, then turned around and ran faster than a rabbit.

Shen Yunyue shouted from behind:

"Bald little Mingming, I have an antidote. Are you having abdominal pain in the middle of the night? The pain will go away when the doctor comes."

Zhou Xiaoming stopped.

There was a hint of danger in Ling Buqi's eyes, which swiftly penetrated into Shen Yunyue's heart, liver, stomach, lungs and kidneys.

She hooked her little finger and said flatteringly:

"It's none of my business. I just want to find a stupid ally."

"Are you sure they are friendly forces?"

"Sure, your IQ is about the same as mine. Even if you pour out all your brains, you won't find any brain cells." Shen Yunyue's analogy hit the nail on the head.

This made everyone in the Shen family sigh.

Ling Buqi: “…” His self-awareness is as accurate as ever.

Zhou Xiaoming finally came back with a complicated expression on his face.

He looked at Shen Yunyue affectionately, "Do you really have the antidote? Can't you let me go?"

Ling Buqi slapped him.

"Get lost. We won't give you the antidote and we'll have a feast."

Zhou Xiaoming: “…”

"I was wrong. Give me the antidote. I don't want to die."

"Okay, promise me one thing." Shen Yunyue smiled cunningly. "I'll take you to do something earth-shattering, so that you can open a separate page in the Zhou family tree from now on."