After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

Shen Yunyue couldn't take her eyes away. "They are all 1.8 meters tall, with eight-pack abs. They all have bronze skin. Their faces look like they were cut by knives. If they are not trying to seduce me, what are they doing here?"

Housekeeper: .... They looked at each other's figures.

Seems like there's something to it.

"We are not here to seduce, we are here to suppress by force."

Shen Yunyue didn't believe it.

"Dear, violence can't solve the problem, but seduction can."

More than a dozen servants were dumbfounded.

Does this woman know what she is talking about?

Ling Buqi was a ruthless man who didn't talk much. He came forward and knocked down the palace guard in two rounds. His eyes were filled with warning, "Do you like being seduced?"

Shen Yunyue sensed danger.

He said hurriedly:

"That's what I said."

This bastard must be made to kneel down and bark like a dog.

Shen Yunyue was still in an empty space.

Arriving at Shen Yunlan's yard, "Hey. Anyone who can breathe, come out."

She pointed at Ling Buqi and asked him to kick open the gate.

The servants in Yunlan Courtyard were aggressive.

"who are you?"

"Your aunt. Let your second Madam Yang come out." Shen Yunyue came in loudly.

Shen Yunlan heard a familiar voice and wondered if she had been a widow for more than ten years in the Great Zhou Dynasty. Even her temper had skyrocketed, and she was no longer the timid bitch she used to be.

I thought in my heart, but smiled:

"Who is it? The voice sounds familiar."

Shen Yunlan came out wearing gold and silver, and when she saw Shen Yunyue, she looked her up and down. Her eyes fell on Ling Buqi, and she couldn't take her eyes off him.

This man looks like he lives in my heart.

Ling Buqi kicked a stone in disgust, and it flew past Shen Yunlan's ear.

Scratched skin.

"If you look at me like that again, I'll pop your eyes out."

Shen Yunlan took a step back in fright.

"You are so brave. Go and call the Second Master over and tell him someone broke in."

"Nimma, you dare to drool over my man." Shen Yunyue rubbed her hands, "Come with me to the prison, your mother wants to talk to you."

Shen Yunlan's expression changed.

"I don't talk to criminals."

"Guilty minister? Wasn't it you two sisters who sent the evidence to the Shen residence?"

Shen Yunlan panicked and said sternly:

"nonsense."

"Shen Yunting has already said that you delivered it personally. Your mother is your accomplice. She said that you hated the Shen family because you couldn't get the love you wanted."

Shen Yunyue did not miss a touch of clothing outside the yard.

Shen Yunlan's face changed drastically.

"Did you listen to Shen Yunting? No, she is in Dongqi. You are fooling me." Shen Yunlan seemed to come to his senses.

"You're still as stupid as ever."

She glanced at Ling Buqi lightly, but did not dare to stay any longer. The pain in her ear reminded her that this man was a lunatic.

"Shen Yunyue. Do you think anyone in the capital would believe you? You bully your cousin. You have teased every rich kid you can think of. You are the Dashun Sea Ghost."

Hearing Shen Yunlan's words, Shen Yunyue became interested.

The original body has such a glorious history.

Any dirty laundry?!

Shen Yunyue instantly perked up.

"Next time you start to stir up trouble, at least bring more people to the table. Do you think you are so pure that you have to complain even if you eat some shit?"

"Although there are idiots every year, and there are especially many this year. But you can't obviously discriminate against these idiots who believe your lies."

Shen Yunyue's scolding on the phone made Shen Yunlan break down.

"You called me an idiot."

"Honey, I called you an idiot." Shen Yunyue kindly reminded her.

She took a look at Guagua's system and instantly became interested. [Wow, what kind of cool article is this?]

Ling Buqi expressed no interest in this.

Shen Yunlan didn't know how to curse back. This was different from the Shen Yunyue who used to cry when she was scolded.

I was searching for vicious swear words and saw Yang Wei.

"Husband, Shen Yunyue bullied me."

Shen Yunyue laughed so hard that her stomach hurt.

"Impotence? The name really suits the person. I think your man can't satisfy you if he is impotent."

The servants lowered their heads and tried to suppress their laughter.

omg...

The fighting power of this lady from the Shen family is really admirable. I don't know how to curse back when I hear her. The corpse is a bit uncomfortable, so I'll bury myself first.

Yang Wei was about to come in, and he became furious when he heard this.

"Sister-in-law. As the old saying goes, sister-in-law is half of brother-in-law." Yang Wei looked lewd.

Ling Buqi moved his finger and threw a stone over.

Yang Wei covered his mouth and squatted on the ground.

"Woooooooo..."

"Your mouth is too dirty, it's better to destroy it." Ling Buqi's face was grim.

Shen Yunlan's heart was trembling with lust after seeing this scene, and she wished she could exchange men with Shen Yunyue.

Shen Yunyue sneered:

"You want to take advantage of me? Do you have the wealth to compensate me for my mental damages?"

She walked up to him and started beating him violently on the head.

It can't be considered a mutual fight, it's purely one-sided beating.

Poor Yang Wei fell to the ground and wailed:

"Every wrong has its perpetrator, you should go and settle the score with Shen Yunlan. Your Shen family was also schemed by her, and I didn't want to do anything to the Shen family."

Shen Yunlan was so angry that she cursed:

"You are an impotent bastard. Didn't you say that if I marry a chicken, I follow the chicken; if I marry a dog, I follow the dog. As long as I follow you, I will eat delicious food and drink spicy drinks. Everything in the Shen family is also an outsider. In the future, the descendants of the Yang family will worship me..."

"You destroyed your own family just for a few words that didn't involve any emotion?"

Shen Yunyue felt that Shen Yunlan was somewhat seriously ill.

It's too bloody.

"Am I wrong? They favor boys over girls, don't you hate them? No matter how you try to argue, you can't hide the fact that you hate the Shen family. Do you have character? Do you have morals?"

Shen Yunyue counted on her fingers.

"There really is no such thing as quality."

"I am lacking in the five elements of morality, and I don't even have the morals."

"But I am despicable and shameless. Instead of holding up the banner of morality here, you might as well dig a hole and bury yourself. See if you can grow some brains."

The servants in the yard, woo woo woo...

This mouth replacement?

In the past, I disdained it, but now I copied it word for word.

Shen Yunlan's brain went blank after being scolded.

Before she could even say anything, she was caught by Shen Yunyue and beaten violently, under the pretext of making her and Yang Wei look more compatible.

After the fight, she felt better.

"Take Yang Wei to the men's cell. I'll take her to the women's cell."

"Shen Yunyue, let me go. Let's talk it out if you dare..." Shen Yunlan hugged the pillar next to him and refused to go to the cell.

She was afraid that she would be beaten to death.

Shen Yunyue chuckled:

"You can lose seven consecutive fights, and you are so angry? Uncle and Auntie stepped on me barefoot, and Laotan Pickled Cabbage is your true love."

Shen Yunlan was so angry that she was smoking.

She couldn't wrap her head around it.

One sentence output.

He was left speechless by Shen Yunyue's words and felt very upset.

So Shen Yunyue went to Da Zhou to learn the secret of swearing?

This bitch is so crazy that she doesn't care about other people's lives.

"Let me go, please." Many people from the Yang Mansion came over.

Even Shen Yunlan's parents-in-law, uncles, and sisters-in-law all came.

Madam Yang’s eyes went dark.

"My impotence. Which vile guy beat you like this?" She ran over and hugged the impotence whose head had turned into a pig's head in her arms.

Shen Yunyue kindly reminded:

"It's so swollen now, it's not appropriate to call me Yang Wei."

"Change your name, like Yang Xiongwei."