After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

Shen Yunyue hated the phrase "everyone should accept their fate" the most. She liked to fight against the heavens, the earth, and the air. She would fight to the death and bring down the person she hated.

"Let's just accept our fate? It depends on whether I agree or not. If not, I'll sue God." Shen Yunyue's eyes were firm, and it seemed that his mental strength was terrifying.

The two of them were eating.

Listening to people around talking about the Shen family’s case.

"Have you heard? The Shen family used witchcraft to murder the emperor."

"Shen Yunyi was caught and cursed the emperor on the spot, saying that his shit was not as good as his own."

"What's the matter with Guan Shizhenxiang?"

……

Everyone was busy eating the melon, but they didn't eat it all.

While scratching his head and adding seasoning, the man with a mustache sitting at the table next to Shen Yunyue chuckled:

"The Shen family still wants to rebel, but don't you see how many capable fighters they have? I am slightly offended by the non-existent hemorrhoids that I eat..."

Some people hold different opinions.

"In my opinion, there must be something going on. The Shen family doesn't need to resort to witchcraft, and no one in the family is a concubine in the palace."

"General Shen wants to be the emperor himself. There are also ministers who are more powerful than their masters."

The restaurant was filled with all kinds of discussions.

It was unanimously agreed that the Shen family was plotting a rebellion.

"Are there any follow-up melons? I didn't eat any new melons today."

Shen Yunyue on the side sneered:

"What's the hurry? Do you want me to blow up the cesspool so you can eat your fill? Your mouth stinks so bad, which dung beetle are you from?"

"Have you ever seen a worker who wants to overthrow his employer? Do you want to?"

Everyone:……

Think about it, but don’t dare.

They all kept silent.

A man in the corner sneered, "What is your relationship with the Shen family? How dare you interfere with the emperor's decision? If General Shen hadn't done anything bad, would he have been arrested?"

"Why doesn't the emperor arrest someone else?"

The other party asked twice in a row, and Shen Yunyue looked over.

"Zuo Lengdong. Did you come here on foot or were you carried here by someone?" Shen Yunyue did not answer him.

Everyone was surprised.

Zuo Lengdong gave Shen Yunyue a threatening look.

"I advise the young lady to be careful with what she says and not to cause trouble for herself."

Shen Yunyue just wanted to give him a big fuck, and no threats could change her mind.

If you say one more word, it means that the other person is trying to cut in line and is looking for death.

She is soft-hearted and must be satisfied.

"I'm looking for trouble, you're looking for shit. You look like a decent person, but you like to be poked by a troublemaker. I guess you came here on crutches."

"And you told others that you had a hemorrhoid attack."

Zuo Lengdong's face looked as ugly as if he had swallowed dozens of flies.

Others were curious.

“Why does this feel like a big melon?”

"You don't like the Shen family army, it's nothing more than you fell in love with General Shen's third brother. But Mr. Shen is a straight man, he chased you and scolded you for several blocks."

Everyone was instantly blown away.

Two months ago, didn’t Mr. Shen chase Zuo Lengdong and scold him all over the streets?

At that time, Zuo Lengdong ran like a grandson.

Shen Yunyue is a person who will create great achievements if she makes a name for herself.

One person goes crazy, and the crowd enjoys it.

Someone slapped his forehead in surprise, "Oh my goodness. How did this unfamiliar young lady know these inside information? Even the gossipers in our capital don't know these inside information."

"The gossiper is going to be laid off."

"Is knowing so much the key? The key is that she knows so much and dares to say it out. This wave of victory is numb."

"Could it be a spy looking for information?"

Shen Yunyue rubbed her ears and said, "Stop it, stop talking nonsense. I just can't stand some people who pretend to be a hypocrite and pretend to be a saint."

Zuo Lengdong tried hard to stand up, but Juhua wanted to fart.

Shen Yunyue could see it from his expression.

He was shocked. "Zuo Lengdong, hold it in. Don't believe any of your farts. They might bring out a lot of secretions."

The guest next to him couldn't help but vomit.

"My dear, what kind of epilepsy are you having?"

"The epilepsy of the Sincerity Nirvana Sect." Shen Yunyue answered seriously.

Ling Buqi held the teacup and glanced at everyone coldly.

He placed one hand on the soft sword at his waist. He could tell that there were several people with different auras. They were all martial arts masters, and even masters from the government.

Zuo Lengdong sat down trembling.

The friend next to him pinched his nose and said, "Master Zuo, you wouldn't really sell your body in exchange for family status, would you?"

Not loud.

Make sure the ears of the onlookers can accommodate it.

Zuo Lengdong: “…”

"Whose friends are you anyway?"

"Melon-eating friends."

Shen Yunyue sneered. She glanced inside the melon bird, and her expression changed from smiling to increasingly cold.

Ling Buqi didn't know what was going on.

Seeing Shen Yunyue's gloomy expression, he couldn't help but gently hold her hand.

Whispering:

"Yun Yue."

Shen Yunyue came back to her senses and looked at Zuo Lengdong with murderous eyes. "You have connections with the witch doctor tribe. You also poisoned the wells that the Royal Guards often use."

As soon as these words came out.

The crowd exploded.

Some timid people have already stood up and tried to find a safe place to hide.

They just came out to have a meal, but they didn't want to eat razor blades.

Zuo Lengdong's eyes were sinister, and one hand tightly grasped the cane. His thumb pressed on the cane's hidden weapon switch, "Who are you? How dare you slander me?"

Shen Yunyue said casually:

"The letters between you and the witch doctor tribe have not been destroyed. I'll know if it's a smear campaign or not once I find the letters."

[Host, be careful, there is a hidden weapon in his cane. It is poison given by the witch doctor tribe.]

"presumptuous."

Zuo Lengdong was furious, his eyes narrowed with evil intent. "You people from the East Factory, would you allow a little girl to slander an official of the imperial court?"

It turned out that he was from the East Factory.

Those people sat there motionless.

One of them sneered:

"Don't bring this up with us. We brothers are just here to have a meal and chat. This is purely a private matter and has nothing to do with the grudges between you."

"Zuo Lengdong, the poison in your walking stick is given by the witch doctor tribe, right?"

"I've seen stupid people, but I've never seen anyone this stupid. He carried the evidence of poisoning with him."

Zuo Lengdong felt that he was unlucky for the rest of his life.

I met such a crazy woman.

The crowd of onlookers are just like civets poking their heads out, and each melon they eat is bigger than the last.

Next, this mysterious woman will continue to dominate the headlines of Beijing's tabloids.

Whether you want to eat the melon or not, you will eat the exploded melon.

Zuo Lengdong thought to himself that since he had been discovered, he might as well make something big happen.

Kill Dianpo directly.

"Hmph, the villain dies because he talks too much." He smiled sinisterly and pressed the mechanism.

Ling Buqi moved the cup in his hand and knocked the cane out of Zuo Lengdong's hand. With a flicker of his shadow, Zuo Lengdong's cane was already in his hand.

Shen Yunyue almost drooled after seeing this move.

She quickly clapped, "Handsome."

The onlookers breathed a sigh of relief.

Ling Buqi pointed his crutch at Zuo Lengdong and pressed his finger on the switch.

"Would you like to try your own poison?"

Zuo Lengdong's knees went weak.

The anus tightened and loosened, and instantly a stench of extinction for humanity wafted out.

Ling Buqi hurriedly carried Shen Yunyue out of the restaurant, and those who didn't have time to run out almost crawled out.

After coming out, my brother beat his chest and stamped his feet.

"Zuo Lengdong believes his shit too much."

"He has too many movements in his anus, so the tightness is different." Shen Yunyue kindly explained to everyone. "I say, little brother from the East Factory, the Imperial Guard's well is really poisoned."

The people from the East Depot were startled, and the leader quickly called his men to ask him to go to the Imperial Guard.

"Who are you? Why do you know so many things?"

Shen Yunyue pointed to the sky and said mysteriously: "This is a secret of heaven and cannot be revealed."