After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

"To be honest, she has a nice figure." Shen Yunyue reluctantly withdrew her gaze.

She closed her eyes and reached out to grasp the prince's hand.

Like a quack doctor taking your pulse.

[You met a man in black. He was quite old. He was a witch doctor from a small tribe near Dongqi.]

[This witch doctor is stained with too much blood. He has committed too much killing.]

[Host. He Jinnian...]

The people below held their breath.

The Seventh Prince trembled and tried to speak, but Hu Yong covered his mouth.

He was in tears, his old Thirteenth.

Ling Buqi glanced at the Seventh Prince indifferently, then shifted his gaze to Shen Yunyue.

[The witch doctor has the purple energy from He Jinnian. This guy is really amazing. ]

Shen Yunyue looked at the prince.

"You're climbing onto the roof because of a little setback. Have you lost hope in life?"

The prince covered his eyes with his hands.

“No one loves me, no one likes me.”

"Where's Princess Yunlan?"

"I feel sorry for her. I can't give her the stable life she wants." The prince loosened his hands, "Aunt Thirteen, am I useless?"

"Why did Father go from liking me to hating me?"

Of course Shen Yunyue knew.

The heroine's plot played a role, and the purple energy on this boy's body was absorbed a little bit.

There weren't many to begin with, and they were sucked...

There was a hint of purple on the Fifth Prince.

You can tell where the purple air comes from by just smelling it.

Shen Yunyue shook her head calmly, "It's okay to praise yourself a little, even if it means going against your conscience, just say a few words and lose yourself for a while."

"Since Princess Yunlan loves you and you want to marry her, then work hard."

Prince: "..."

"I have tried my best. I get up earlier than the chickens and sleep later than the dogs. I respect the wise and care for my brothers." The prince felt that he was about to lose himself. He had been living with a mask on for a long time.

He envied Shen Yunyue for being able to curse people at will.

"The speed that my father liked made me think he was restocking goods."

"Then find another way to kill someone else."

Shen Yunyue likes to lie down and not move if possible.

"Look at your brothers who are busy making friends with ministers every day and exercising in private. They are all very strong and can beat three of you with one punch.

There are a lot of hangers-on, but it is a crime to go out and attract the attention of noble ladies from aristocratic families.

The girls from the noble families couldn't help wanting to fall in love, and their motto was "As long as you can't get killed, you can get killed."

If you don't change yourself, you will be bullied in the future.

If you don't work hard, how can you protect the woman you love? If someone stronger than you wants to marry Princess Yunlan, would you climb onto the roof and jump off?

Or kneel in the Golden Palace and beg for mercy from the Emperor?"

"You can't even protect the woman you love. How can you protect the officials who follow you?

If this gets out, how will the children of the noble families in our Great Zhou survive?

How do the women you like see you? How do your subjects see you?

What do the civil and military officials think of you?

How do people from other countries see you?

They say you are weak and can't even protect a woman. They say you can only kneel down and cry in the rain or climb onto the roof and hurt yourself when you encounter trouble?

If you really can't help it, get drunk and curse at the sky?"

Prince: "..."

He just wanted to get some fresh air and think about life.

It's not to the point of seeking death.

"If this gets out, how can the men of our Great Zhou survive in the world?"

The prince CPU has long been turned to ashes.

"I... really have to work hard to be more manly like you said?" The prince was a little unsure whether Shen Yunyue was talking nonsense again.

The adults below sat on the ground.

Shen Yunyue successfully fooled everyone with these tricks.

"Well, try to make yourself more manly. But not too much, the smell will be suffocating if it's too strong." Shen Yunyue spoke nonsense in a serious manner.

Civil and military officials: What a liar, big liar.

The Fifth Prince narrowed his eyes. This woman was talking nonsense.

He should be dragged off and beaten to death.

"Everything has its cause and effect. Perhaps it is the best arrangement of God to kill a few people. Being too weak is not necessarily a good thing. Your father is also afraid that you are too pedantic and will be controlled by the ministers in the future."

The words are very straightforward.

Let the prince have time to refute the dog emperor.

That old thing is a jerk.

The prince closed his eyes and drank all the wine in the jug.

He burped.

The aftereffects of knocking a donkey down are very strong...

The prince was speechless.

"Thank you, Aunt Thirteen. I'm going to go talk to that old Emperor Wu." He staggered to his feet and turned back to pat Shen Yunyue's shoulder.

He said earnestly:

"Yunyue, don't worry, I've got you covered."

"From now on, you can walk around in Da Zhou with no problems. As long as you mention my name, I will definitely take care of everything for you."

The people below: “…”

How come after drinking, he messed up the order of generations?

Shen Yunyue's eyes lit up.

"Then I'll hang out with Big Brother?"

"Yes, from now on you follow me and I will take care of you...uh..." The prince burped again.

"Following Big Brother means going hungry nine times out of three days?"

The prince was drunk and waved his hand. "No, no, no, three days of hunger and twelve meals. Don't forget to have a midnight snack as well."

"Yun Yue, I'm telling you, I'm going to go find that old Emperor Wu right now. I want to ask him why he didn't arrange a few... um... um... um..."

I can't say any more.

He groaned several times, and then he opened his mouth...

Shen Yunyue kicked him down.

He kicked the prince down and General Mu yelled:

"His Royal Highness."

He flew forward and caught the prince, not caring about the prince vomiting the contents of his stomach all over him.

General Mu looked at Shen Yunyue with grief and anger.

"Old Princess, you are going too far."

Shen Yunyue: “…”

"To you, the prince is true love. To me, spitting it out is perversion."

"General Mu, let me tell you something. The prince is straight."

General Mu supported the prince.

The prince opened his eyes and said with a smile:

"Yunyue, don't worry, I will go find father right away. I will keep my promise to you..."

To prevent the prince from continuing to talk nonsense.

Xia An and several others hurriedly took the prince away with General Mu, and Ling Buqi arranged for several black-armored guards to protect them secretly.

After they leave.

The fifth prince simply stopped pretending.

"Ling Buqi, why don't you help me? From now on, you will be the leader of the Black Armor Guards and the East Factory as well. How about that?" The Fifth Prince glanced calmly inside the Dragon Pavilion.

"Isn't this prince more suitable for that position than the incompetent prince?"

There was a cold look on Ling Buqi's face.

"This governor is only loyal to the current emperor. As for whether it is the crown prince or His Highness who ascends the throne? To this governor, it makes no difference."

"The prince is weak and incompetent, how dare I give you more power?"

The fifth prince's eyes were bloodshot, and he gritted his teeth and said:

"This prince is different. I can give you power. Just based on your notoriety, do you think those old officials will tolerate you?"

have to say……

The fifth prince hit the key point.

Ling Buqi didn't care.

Tang Ning and Long Yizi stood here, neither of them speaking.

Shen Yunyue felt the tense atmosphere.

She subconsciously held her breath.

Tang Ning stared at the Fifth Prince in silence, an undercurrent flowing between the two.

Shen Yunyue asked doubtfully:

"Hey, how come the Fifth Prince has dragon energy? How can a villain like you be worthy of possessing dragon energy?"

She drank and stumbled.

Involuntarily falling towards Ling Buqi, Long Yizi reached out to support Shen Yunyue.

Ling Buqi was one step faster.

Subconsciously taking Shen Yunyue back a step, he smiled faintly and said:

"Fifth Prince. This Governor is only loyal to His Majesty."

He glanced at Long Yizhi thoughtfully, "He is the national teacher after all. He observes the celestial phenomena at night and gets a glimpse of what is happening in the world. He has already found a way out for himself."

"If a man does not work for himself, he will be punished by heaven and earth. This governor understands the choice of the state master."

"Just... stop harassing Shen Yunyue."

He seemed to be declaring his sovereignty, as if to tell the world that he and Shen Yunyue were one.

Long Yizhi's usually gentle expression turned cold.

"You are a eunuch."

"So what if she's a eunuch? I will protect her unconditionally for the rest of her life. I don't need her to be a polite person in the eyes of the world.

In my eyes, Shen Yunyue is unique.

She can be crazy and have no bottom line. After all, I am not a good person either."

"I would rather betray the whole world than let her be bullied by others. You talk so much about morality and righteousness, but it's not worthy for her to bear the burden." There was more pity in Ling Buqi's eyes.

He gently brushed the strands of hair on Shen Yunyue's forehead and said, "Don't try to preach to me."

Long Yizi's words were stuck in his throat.

"Lord Ling, you will destroy him."