After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

General Mu touched his nose and said, "I'm afraid they will hurt the prince."

Everyone: ...let’s listen to your nonsense.

I believe you have leg hair growing in your nostrils.

General Mu was a loyal supporter of the prince. He was anxious to find a place to go in, regardless of the strange looks from everyone.

Shen Yunyue, who was hiding in the corner, really didn't understand the meaning of the tragic noise outside.

Is it worse than what’s inside?

It's a bit early.

She looked at the Korean teacher, who was covered in black blood and jumping up and down, and gave a comforting smile.

"Master Han, aren't you used to others expressing their affection for you?"

"Because you lack love and feel you are unworthy."

The atmosphere at the scene suddenly became tense.

The Fifth Prince's temples were throbbing. He lowered his voice to his confidant beside him, "Why did this old woman come here again?"

Even my confidant doesn’t know.

Or it was the Korean master who was splashed with black dog blood by Anming and discovered something was wrong.

The Fifth Prince thought that where there was a Phoenix, there must be a Sleeping Dragon, so Ling Buqi must have come as well.

fed up.

I really want to beat them up.

Strength does not allow it.

The courtyard of Longge was very lively, and Xia An and others also came in through the side door.

Xia An smiled with a fake smile:

"Hi. Hello everyone, you guys coming over for a walk?"

The Seventh Prince looked unhappy.

"Are you all full and bored?"

Ling Buqi had his back to everyone, half of his face hidden in the dim light. The other half of his face merged with the sunlight, as if he was giving the world a middle finger.

He glanced at it calmly.

"Master Korea. What a coincidence."

After a pause, he looked at the Fifth Prince again. "Fifth Prince, do moral ethics and public order and good customs not exist for you?"

The fifth prince turned pale.

Holding back a smile:

"Lord Ling is such a joke. Only an old princess would trample the world under her feet."

Someone brought a bucket of water and poured it on the Korean division.

Several buckets of water in a row.

The blood on the Korean division's body was finally washed away.

The magic tools and props he brought with him were also wet.

He was so angry that he jumped up and down.

"You ants from Dongqi have gone too far. Do you really think that our national teacher would care about the opinions of a bunch of ants like you?" He angrily shouted with gritted teeth.

The fifth prince became inexplicably irritated.

"Master Han, please listen to our explanation."

Long Yizhi glanced back absentmindedly, "Where's the prince?"

Prince?

Xia An, Hu Yong and the Seventh Prince rushed inside.

Shen Yunyue sneered:

"Master Han. This is a gift for you. Do you like it?"

I like hammer.

The Korean teacher smelled of blood.

He secretly activated his internal energy and tried to dry his clothes.

An Yi poured another bucket of water over, "I smell a strong smell of blood. Why don't you wash it again?"

"Washing is healthier."

"The Korean division and the black dog blood are a good match."

The Korean teacher howled in anger, and a strange pen appeared in his hand. He began to draw talismans in the direction of Shen Yunyue, and he was actually able to draw talismans in the air.

Guagua yelled:

【Host. This guy is doing something bad.】

Ling Buqi leaped up and kicked forward.

He kicked the Korean division to the ground.

Everyone: "..."

It’s over. The Dongqi Divine Envoys are like gods wherever they are.

Only the Great Zhou...

He was beaten like a drowned dog.

The Korean division fell to the ground.

The little wolf who followed Shen Yunyue ran to Master Han Guo, raised his legs and started peeing towards him.

One pee is over.

The little wolf left without any fame or merit.

"Woo woo woo... What kind of dog is this? It actually did something I didn't dare to do."

"Woo woo woo... the dog is so nice."

"I have a reason to have some dogs."

The onlookers were instantly defeated and wanted to take the little wolf home to serve him like an ancestor.

I don't know when Cao Dechong came over.

He sighed:

"Oh my god! This dog really looks like its owner."

He looked at Shen Yunyue suspiciously, "Old Princess, were you the one who asked Little Wolf to pee?"

Shen Yunyue was silent for a moment.

"No way. I'm not that kind. I'll definitely let it poop more."

General Mu exclaimed:

"Oh my god. The Korean division really cares about their subordinates. They become like-minded after getting along with each other."

Cao Dechong bowed to him.

"General Mu, if you can speak more, please say a few more words."

"Don't forget dog shit and urine."

The left protector cried out all the way, "Ahhh, Imperial Master."

Someone kindly reminded:

"You shouted the wrong thing. You should shout: Every action has its consequences, and I am the one who will be the next to die."

"Hahaha……"

Feeling the left protector's resentment that was like dark matter, everyone shut their mouths instantly.

From their twitching shoulders, you could tell they were trying hard to hold back their laughter.

The Korean division's attendant helped him up, took out a clean cloak and put it on his trembling shoulders.

His eyes were fierce.

The soft sword in his hand moved, "Let's see who dares to laugh?"

"brute."

Who?

The follower's expression changed in shock, "Who?"

Shen Yunyue held a bamboo stick in her hand, "Chusheng. The name your father gave you is quite easy to remember, one word: Jue."

Only then did everyone come to their senses.

There's no need to ask his name anymore. I'd feel sorry for him if I called him a few more times.

If I don't shout, I'd be sorry to his father.

"brute."

Everyone shouted together.

Chu Sheng's defense was broken.

He wiped his eyes with his sleeve and asked, "Do you people in the Great Zhou like to play with puns?"

Everyone: "Ah..."

I usually don’t play unless I can’t help it.

Chu Sheng stared at Shen Yunyue sinisterly, "You're having an affair with that eunuch. How can you be any better than us? Aren't you afraid that I'll spread the news for you?"

Shen Yunyue was stunned.

Is this also a rumor?

"No, I give up."

She stretched out her hand in panic, "Don't make up rumors, I don't believe you. I have to make up rumors myself, tell me first what you are going to say?"

"I'm not saying it's a pervert, so don't spread it."

"You ruined my reputation, so I'll ask you for compensation for the loss of reputation."

Everyone nodded.

So that's how it is. It seems that everyone is not perverted enough.

The old princess doesn't like it.

Chu Sheng was shocked and looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle.

I also forgot about the Korean teacher beside me.

Shen Yunyue saw that the child was not in a good mood, so she walked over slowly with the mentality of "one for all".

"What are you thinking?"

"Think about the meaning of life. Is it better to have a good reputation or a bad reputation?"

Shen Yunyue nodded.

"It's so tiring just thinking about it. Why don't you eat some xiao long bao?"

"Forget it. Even if you eat a lot of xiao long bao, it's meaningless to me. Is it just xiao long bao?"

"How about some noodles?"

Chu Sheng closed his eyes and said, "My hometown is rich in rice. Your noodles are not appetizing to me."

"Fried fish and old wine. Mixed with a melancholy temperament, it's a perfect match."

He opened his eyes.

"I'm afraid of fish bones. What's the point of us being followers? We just do whatever the master says. We're like a body without a soul. It's like this year after year until the day we die."

Shen Yunyue sighed.

"Then you can't have children. Even if you do, they'll still be slaves." She then asked, "Red-braised pork, stewed pork knuckles, and three pounds of Lao Baigan. Don't you like these?"

He came to his senses.

"Do you think I can bear the thought of my descendants being slaves?"

Shen Yunyue thought about it and it made sense.

"There's nothing to worry about. Just think about how much you can earn and how much you can spend in this life. Don't let them PUA you up and not have children. At most, you will be the only servant."

Chu Sheng raised his head. What she said made a lot of sense.

"Just think about it. You don't have to raise a child. You have braised pig's trotters in your left hand and a pot of wine in your right hand. The table is full of your favorite delicacies. How comfortable this life is."

"But I'm old?"

"Following such a master, will you live to old age?"

Chu Sheng thought about it and realized that this is the true meaning of life.

As long as I don't have children, I will have no descendants to work like slaves.

He raised his head and straightened his chest.

He came to the Korean teacher with great vigor and confidence and held him under his armpit with one hand.

"Master Imperial Master. Did you hear that?"

Korean teacher: “…”

"Put me down."

"No, I'll take you to give up your life as a cow and a horse and enjoy a fucking life."

"Chusheng."

"Shh, from today on, I will change my name to Diansheng." Chusheng looked around with excitement.

"Everyone, put aside your qualities and enjoy your immoral life."

Looking at the left protector with a smile on his face, he said, "Put away your love. I don't even want to fight. I won't be 1, and you will always be 0."