After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

Shen Yunyue cried for a few minutes, and the mood changed instantly.

She dropped the china fragment.

He staggered to his feet and laughed devilishly at the people around the table.

"Quack, quack, quack..."

"Geese, geese, geese are hungry..."

"There are so many little ghosts. God bless you, I am Shen Daoling from the Dian Sect."

She made a gesture as if ready to attack.

"Why are you coming to my house instead of reincarnating yourself?" She staggered a few steps after she said that.

He almost knocked Princess Yunlan away with his butt.

Ling Buqi grabbed her and said, "Shen Yunyue. Do you know who I am?"

"Who is it? The ghost-catching master Zhong Kui?"

Shen Yunyue tried hard to open her eyes, "Hey, there are so many little ghosts."

"I'll catch it."

She was so crazy and dizzy.

"Get a doctor here." Ling Buqi shouted.

Shen Yunyue hooked Ling Buqi's chin with her right index finger, smiled seductively and sang:

"Society is simple, and those who are arrogant are all human beings."

"Brother, you have read the Spring and Autumn Annals, and I, sister, have drunk boiled wine."

"Brother, you have carried the red on your back, tell me what love is?"

When she sang this, her head was buzzing...

"Hey, there are so many little bees!"

Seeing her rolling her eyes, Ling Buqi held her under his armpit with one arm. "I'll take her to see the imperial physician."

After a few rises and falls, it disappeared.

Everyone was left confused.

Zhao Yuting was terrified.

Trembling, he asked someone to pour out the mushroom soup, and saw the maid carrying the mushroom soup away. He hurriedly instructed: "Don't pour it randomly, bury the chicken and mushrooms in the ground."

The maid responded and left.

The prince couldn't stay any longer.

He spoke a few words to Princess Yunlan and then left.

the other side.

Shen Yunyue was not feeling well being held under Ling Buqi's armpit. Her brain capacity was not big to begin with, and she would have slipped out early because of the shaking.

"Let me go. Help, there's a ghost holding me."

As she cried, she pulled the corner of Ling Buqi's robe to wipe her nose. "Wuwuwu... Old Ling, I'll take care of the little ghost first. I'll come over later to put my head back together for you."

"Thank you for always thinking about my head."

Ling Buqi brought her to his residence and put her on his bed.

He turned his head and said anxiously:

"Someone, go get Xiao Wei."

Anming hurried away.

Soon, a man in a moon-white robe came over carrying a medicine box.

After checking it out, I breathed a sigh of relief.

"It's food poisoning. I'll just give it a few shots."

Ling Buqi's eyes were full of worry.

"She suffered."

The palace doctor Xiao Wei was already giving him acupuncture. "Master, your muscles and bones were broken and you spent all those years in the cave like a living dead. Your life must be even harder now."

Ling Buqi didn't say anything.

Shen Yunyue was still mumbling:

"Two little bees, flying among the flowers! Flying left, flying right... Woo ah..."

"The fifth leader, six six six..."

"Don't be obsessed with my sister, it's just a legend..."

"Don't think I'm emotionally stable. I'm actually crazy."

It was the first time that Xiao Wei met such an interesting person. He stared in amazement at Ling Buqi who was doting and caring for him.

"The old princess is so interesting?"

Ling Buqi glared at him. "Hurry up and give him acupuncture to detoxify him."

Shen Yunyue moved a little, "Do you like me?"

He lowered his head gently, leaned close to Shen Yunyue's face and whispered:

"like."

Shen Yunyue laughed, but couldn't help vomiting the next second.

Ling Buqi closed his eyes.

"Shen Yunyue, I won't bother with you today. If you eat something wrong again, I will eat you."

Xiao Wei laughed out loud.

"Master, do you want to eat?"

"I see that your mouth is leaking air. You need to sew it up."

Xiao Wei thought about his weak fighting ability and had to swallow the words he wanted to say to mock him.

He quickly put away the needle and said, "Go give her a medicinal bath in a cup of tea. Your medicinal bath finally has the scent of a woman."

Xiao Wei walked to the door in a few steps, "You old virgin."

Ling Buqi grabbed something and was about to throw it over.

Xiao Wei quickly slipped out.

He touched the sweat on his forehead guiltily, "Old men can't vent their anger, so their tempers are getting worse and worse."

Anming saw that he was talking nonsense without knowing the consequences.

Holding the sword, he stopped him and said, "I think Doctor Wei has forgotten that you were hung on a tree by the governor, and there are a bunch of wolves below who want to make a snack of you."

Xiao Wei's face changed.

Pointing at the two people in the house, he said, "Why are they so nice? They can even be brought to a private residence?"

An Ming's expression was cold and gloomy. "One of them is ruthless and the other is heartless. Isn't this a perfect match made in heaven?"

"Being heartless makes it easy for people to take advantage of you."

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid. The old princess attacks others indiscriminately. Besides, her IQ is limited and not enough for others to take advantage of her." After saying this, An Ming got up and climbed up the tree. He leaned against the tree, closed his eyes and took a nap.

Xiao Wei: “…”

It turns out that Ling Buqi likes women like this.

It's really like a little dagger stabbing your butt-----it opened your eyes.

Ling Buqi grabbed Shen Yunyue's collar by the back of her neck and threw her into the medicinal bath pool.

Throw...can't move.

However, Shen Yunyue held him tightly like a demon and refused to let go. "Brother, you are the big boss of Gotham City and the mascot of McDonald's. Please be an evergreen tree in my love brain. Go crazy for me, be wild for me, and bang your head against the wall for me."

Ling Buqi looked at Shen Yunyue as if she were a fool.

"Idiot. Let go."

"No. Can't you just be a love-brained person?"

Ling Buqi sighed, and his voice unconsciously softened several tones.

"How to be a love-brained person?"

"Hehehe. So that's it." Shen Yunyue hugged Ling Buqi and fell into the medicinal bath pool.

The splash was huge.

It made a very loud noise, which scared Xiao Wei, who was outside with his ears pricked up to eavesdrop.

"So exciting."

"Lord Governor, please behave yourself. Don't bully a woman like this... wuwuwu..." Xiao Wei's mouth was covered and Anming dragged him away from behind.

Xiao Wei kicked his legs stubbornly.

Anming dragged him by the hand and turned the corner of the house.

Only the dogtail flowers scattered on the ground by Xiao Wei were left.

Ling Buqi and Shen Yunyue fell into the pool together, and he picked up Shen Yunyue immediately.

He took off all the pearl hairpins on her head and threw them beside the pool.

"Shen Yunyue."

Drops of water slid down her face.

It looked like extreme measures had to be taken. A perfect hunter had to be quick, accurate and ruthless.

Shen Yunyue has some brains - but not much.

At this moment, all I can think of is something with some color. The man in front of me looks like Lao Ling. Why not let myself satisfy my desire to have sex with him before his soul dissipates?

Otherwise, you'll lose your brain.

Wouldn't that be a bargain for other female ghosts?

Thinking of this, she started to do it.

"You can't bear it anymore. There's no need to bear it anymore."

Ling Buqi: “…”

"Shen Yunyue, it seems that you really love me." Ling Buqi couldn't help but smile when he saw that she didn't forget him even though she was poisoned by mushrooms.

He restrained the restless hands in the water.

He clasped her restless little head with one hand and kissed her.

for a long time.

Ling Buqi finally let go of Shen Yunyue.

She took a deep breath of fresh air, and her head suddenly became clear as if it had been hit with a stick.

"Ling..."

The most terrifying thing about being alcoholic and poisoned is that you clearly remember every step of your madness.

Shen Yunyue's face was covered with blushes.

After all, it's shyness.

The lion's head is definitely different from Ling Buqi's head.

Ashamed.

Shen Yunyue, who always thought she was thick-skinned enough to be studied by the research institute, sank herself into the water out of shame.

Ling Buqi quickly picked her up.

"You want to die?"

Shen Yunyue shook her head, "I don't want to."

Ling Buqi held her still, his right hand domineeringly wrapped around her fingers, interlocking their fingers tightly.

The two people's palms are facing each other.

The four eyes followed the palms, and the wonderful feeling spread from the palms to the whole body.

Shen Yunyue doesn't understand love.

I also had secret crushes when I was young, and I watched all kinds of handsome guys on TV and secretly dreamed of having a boyfriend like him.

The person in front of me is quite old.

More maturity and stability with age.

Long-term killing and decisiveness have also made his eagle eyes full of cruelty.

He said hoarsely:

"Shen Yunyue, for the rest of your life, you can go crazy without fear, and I will be the sword in your hand."

Shen Yunyue's eyes were red, "Give me five taels of silver, and I'll tell you a big secret."

"It's only five taels of silver. It doesn't seem important."

Ling Buqi's eyes were filled with smiles, he knew that Shen Yunyue was greedy for money and timid.

Shen Yunyue: “…”

"Five ounces and five cents of silver."

"Shen Yunyue, it seems you have misunderstood me. I was too lazy to pick up the silver ingot that fell on the ground. You don't know much about my murderous deeds and my immense wealth."

Shen Yunyue is not smart.

After hearing this, I was confused for a moment.

After a long while, he said:

"You mean you're richer than that damn King Dongyang?"