After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

"Isn't this a prank by the old princess?"

"This woman actually knew that there was a body buried here? How did she know that?"

The crowd was talking to each other, bubbling with excitement. The corpse was not in front of them, but the topic of conversation.

Dark took a step back.

"Master Governor. This person is of high birth."

Ling Buqi frowned slightly and saw Shen Yunyue's excited face.

[Guagua, did you see this? Such a fresh corpse, and the way he died is very special.]

[Host, pay attention to the curvature of your mouth. ]

Guagua's sharp voice sounded, [Shen Zhangsan, you haven't been a lawless lunatic for many years. You are not here to do things for the sake of death. ]

Shen Yunyue was almost about to smear the dirt that was used to bury the body on Guagua's face.

[For me, it's normal to commit suicide. 】

Ling Buqi pressed his brows speechlessly, and Shen Yunyue had no idea how many people at the scene heard her words.

If you know a little bit.

Should... be said more arrogantly.

The minor official in the Dali Temple was called Peng Kuaishou, because he was very fast in solving cases.

Shen Yunyue pulled him out and said, "This is a first-class merit, right? Shouldn't I get a reward of five taels of silver, plus a silk banner? You know what I mean."

Peng Kuaishou: “…I understand what I understand.”

"don't know?"

"I understand. I understand very well."

Peng Kuaishou touched the non-existent sweat on his forehead. Shen Yunyue's voice rose, and he had to understand even if he didn't understand.

Many of the ladies who came to the tea party were delicate and noble.

Let them secretly fight in the house, each of them is as ferocious as a perverted maniac.

This will reveal the body.

I was already pale and had vomited, but I didn't want to go home.

Ling Buqi came to Shen Yunyue and dragged her away.

Shen Yunyue stretched out her hand.

"Don't pull me."

"Why are you getting so close?"

Shen Yunyue swallowed her saliva, "I want to see how he died. And let his family give me five taels of silver and a silk banner. They should invite me to the banquet."

Ling Buqi was speechless.

"I'll take you to a luxurious restaurant."

"Silly. Free lunch is so good." Shen Yunyue rolled her eyes at him, "You don't know how delicious the lunch from the big pot is."

The several noble ladies who were following Tang Ning vomited violently.

After finally standing up straight, he asked weakly:

"How did that woman know there was a body here?"

"Obviously they knew it a long time ago. They didn't say a few words when they got here before letting the Black Armor Guards dig up the body." The girl in pink was furious.

She was just about to hook up with a young man.

She had just thrown a half-flirtatious glance when she was interrupted by Shen Yunyue.

This... was simply stealing her attention halfway.

Peng Kuaishou was very busy, so he called his companions over.

A rope was pulled around to prevent others from approaching.

Shen Yunyue stood on tiptoe and looked around. "Hey, hey, hey, it hasn't rained since this morning. Look around and you may find some big footprints."

Someone asked back: "There are so many people here, it's normal to have footprints."

Shen Yunyue laughed madly and pointed at the oleander tree behind. "That damn place has poisonous oleander trees. Besides digging holes to bury corpses, what other kind of people would go there?"

The onlookers instantly became interested.

"What kind of people?"

"Of course wild mandarin ducks go to have sex in the wild."

When the spectators heard this, they wondered whether it was a decline in morality or a distortion of human nature?

Has the world gone so crazy?

"Old princess, please pay attention to the curve of your mouth. Others would think you saw a single man and a single woman in the midst of passion." Someone in the crowd said with a wicked smile.

Shen Yunyue pulled the corner of her mouth.

"That's about right. There was a loud bang in the sky, and a man and a woman appeared on the scene. Wow... is it so exciting?"

Shen Yunyue widened her titanium-colored dog eyes, "This posture, this movement... is a bit ecstatic."

[Guagua, just this movement. Are their waists there? Are their legs there?]

Guagua finally came back to his senses, [Host. Their affirmation is still there, but your heart is no longer there.]

Shen Yunyue touched her heart.

[Yes. Yes.]

[Don't you want to try it with Lord Ling? ]

[You will die if you try. You are not a human being, you don’t understand what a eunuch means.] Shen Yunyue sighed.

People who eat melon: "..."

Some people are still daydreaming about the posture and movements that Shen Yunyue described...

Someone has already swum...

Governor Ling does treat the old princess differently.

The crowd was already discussing the matter, so no one cared about Tang Ning's tea party.

She had prepared a bunch of poems about lotus, but before she could write a single word, the crazy woman Shen Yunyue ruined them with a dead body.

"No, how did the old princess know there was a body here?"

Peng Kuaishou also has questions.

He stood up and threw the question to Shen Yunyue.

Shen Yunyue thought for a while, "I was hungry when I got here. Then... my mind got confused, no... I counted with my fingers and found that there was a corpse here, and it seemed that there was money to be made..."

"You know I don't even spare the silver in the toilet."

Peng Kuaishou: "...You know metaphysics?"

"Whether it's metaphysical or not, I don't really understand it."

Shen Yunyue patted her chest proudly, "It will definitely work."

She posed, "Heaven and earth, please help me. Male and female fairies, please show yourself. I am Shen Daoling passing by."

Liu Yanran simply admired him so much, "The old princess is quite accomplished."

Tang Jingshu: "Very outrageous, yet very reasonable."

Others: "The charlatan has been revealed."

Shen Yunyue gave them a very awesome smile, "Of course. I am who I am, a unique firework in the world."

Tang Ning bit his back teeth to pieces.

As long as Shen Yunyue is around, she can always ruin her plans.

The two of them are not compatible.

"Old Princess. I think you are not a person of great spiritual power, but someone with ulterior motives. You are here to cause trouble on purpose." She stared at Shen Yunyue with eyes that were full of jealousy.

Shen Yunyue pretended to brush off the non-existent dust on her body.

"What did I destroy? A crime scene?"

Someone complained, "The old princess must be gifted. How else can you explain her ability to predict the future?"

"She is crazy and mad because she has transcended the three realms."

"Yes, Master Zhou is right. With the old princess's mental state, she will either go crazy or become a Buddha."

"She went crazy and turned into a witch."

Existence is reasonable.

Everyone believed that Shen Yunyue's mental madness had to reach a certain level to be able to connect with the unknown things in this world.

A few people who came from behind after smelling the corpse squeezed into the crowd.

Someone saw the deceased's clothes, rubbed his eyes and went forward to take another look.

Suddenly there was a horrific sound.

"My brother, my dear brother, my dear brother who died..."

"Why are you lying in the pit without saying a word?"

The sound was ups and downs, and Shen Yunyue felt that the erhu could be played from the street to the end of the song.

Peng Kuaishou called out to him several times, but failed to wake him up from his excited crying.

Shen Yunyue pushed Peng Kuaishou away.

He came to the crying man and took the wine bag from a man next to him.

After opening.

He took a sip and sprayed it towards the crying Yu Xiaoming.

Yu Xiaoming: “…”

"Who is it? Don't disturb me, let me cry for a while."

"Cry me, you big head ghost, what's the point of crying now? It will be miserable if you can't shed a single tear when you entertain the guests later." Shen Yunyue raised her hand and gave him a slap.

Yu Xiaoming touched his head.

Extremely wronged.

"I'm so sad. My uneducated brother is dead." He pursed his lips and was about to howl again.

Shen Yunyue chuckled:

"You inherit the family property and the house, but sister-in-law... you can't inherit this. This is such a good thing, why are you so sad?"

If you say so...

Instead of playing the erhu, let’s celebrate with gongs and drums.

People who eat melon: "..."

There are such comforting things, and I have to say that the effect of comforting people is very good.

The man following Yu Xiaoming had a complicated expression. "This morning his wife said that Yu Xiaozhi had gone out drinking and had not come back. At the time we thought it was normal for him to drink and gamble all day and stay overnight in prostitutes."

"He recently found a new lover, who lives in Huazhi Lane not far away."