After being dressed as an old lady and having her mind read, the capital city went crazy

"Stop fanning the flames and giving orders here," Tang Ning said angrily.

After a pause, he said again:

"We were all invited to the dinner by the Emperor. Why do you start speaking ill of the King of Chongshan and his wife as soon as you get here?"

"Where are your qualities? Where are your morals? Where is your bottom line?"

Shen Yunyue was puzzled:

“None of these three.”

"Why do you always target people like me who have no manners? Obviously I didn't do anything good, you can just beat me up. Miss Tang, don't target me."

Tang Ning always felt like he was punching cotton.

For the first time, I felt the powerlessness of a eunuch visiting a brothel.

She was just scolding Shen Yunyue for doing bad things.

"Because you don't do good things."

Shen Yunyue snorted with disdain: "It's better than you being as fierce as a tiger when you do good things, but then you become a fool when you see the result. You are just a fool who can only dance on the pole."

Crowd: “…Hahahaha…It seems so.”

"Lord Shen really speaks in rhyme."

Shen Yunyue hurriedly smiled and said:

"I am a very evil woman. You'd better not jump around in front of me. Otherwise, I will kill your headmaster."

Zhu Shanchang was so frightened that his pants became wet and warm.

That smell permeated the air.

Shen Yunyue pinched her nose and said with disdain:

"What on earth did this headmaster eat? Why is he so anxious and angry?"

Emperor Wu was so angry that he really wanted to kill all his nine clans.

Princess Chongshan quickly jumped away, "You are a charlatan. If you really knew some metaphysics, you wouldn't be scared to death by me."

Zhu Shanchang shook his head repeatedly, "I'm not afraid of you. I'm afraid of the old princess."

"Why are you afraid of me? As long as the money is in place, you can say whatever you want to me." Shen Yunyue took several steps back and came to Ling Buqi's side.

"Hey."

Ling Buqi frowned, "What's wrong?"

Shen Yunyue silently said in her heart: [I have seen through the world, color is emptiness and emptiness is color, oh my god, I'd better rob myself of color. ]

People who eat melon: "..."

Shen Yunyue, you're off topic again.

Ling Buqi sneered:

"That charlatan is going to be carried away."

Shen Yunyue swallowed her saliva and withdrew her gaze from Ling Buqi's chest with difficulty. [I really want to eat Ling Buqi up, but it's all because of the extramarital affair between the King of Chongshan and his wife.]

She also wanted to create a love story between a eunuch and a widow.

It’s just that… the subsequent usage issues are a bit urgent.

The prince closed his eyes. "Aunt Thirteen, you are so lustful, everyone in the Great Zhou knows about it."

Emperor Wu snorted in dissatisfaction.

Shen Yunyue's taste is obviously very poor as she fell in love with a eunuch.

Zhu Shanchang was still carried out by several eunuchs. He did not dare to say a word. Losing manners in front of the emperor was a capital crime punishable by beheading.

Princess Chongshan lost all her strength.

Shi Shiran bowed to the emperor and said, "Your Majesty, please forgive me for leaving first."

She is going to pursue the truth.

By the way, join forces with my sister-in-law to kill that bitch.

As King Chongshan and his wife left.

Emperor Wu didn't want to stay here either, so he waved his hand and asked Shen Yunyue and the others to leave.

Shen Yunyue was eager to go home and fight with Zhou Gong.

Out of the palace gate.

Tangning called her, "Old Princess. I have something to ask you."

Shen Yunyue ignored her and walked straight towards her carriage.

"Old Princess."

Tang Ning blocked Shen Yunyue's way.

Long Yizi, Ling Buqi and the prince came together.

Shen Yunyue was displeased.

"If you have something to say, just say it. If you have something to say, just fart now. I don't have time to talk nonsense with you here."

"You're... vulgar."

"Better than a thief like you." Shen Yunyue retorted.

"I'm not a thief."

"Really?" Shen Yunyue said sarcastically, "You are indeed a talented woman. Did you write all those poems and songs yourself?"

As soon as these words came out.

Tangning's expression changed.

She clenched the handkerchief in her hand and said, "Why don't you join us? I can guarantee that I will give you a satisfactory amount."

"What? You want to make trouble?"

Tang Ning looked at the three people approaching and quickly lowered his voice.

"As long as we work together, we will definitely be able to accomplish something earth-shattering. Man can conquer nature, let alone these pedantic and foolish ancients."

Tang Ning has an ambitious dream in his heart.

She secretly looked down on Shen Yunyue and wanted to lie down and make trouble wherever she went.

The life she was given was just to make up the numbers.

She looked at Shen Yunyue confidently, hoping to gain a capable subordinate.

Shen Yunyue curled her lips:

"Man can conquer nature and ascend to heaven. It all depends on which kind you are."

"Shen Yunyue, don't refuse my toast. If you refuse, we will only be enemies in the future."

Shen Yunyue waved her hand indifferently.

"That's fine. Don't delay me from lying down and messing up."

"You are wasting air by living. How can you not have any ideals or ambitions? What's the difference between you and a salted fish?" Tang Ning shouted at the top of her lungs. She was also afraid that Long Yizi would stand on Shen Yunyue's side.

Shen Yunyue frowned and thought about it carefully.

“The salted fish is eaten by others, but I can collect your body. This is the difference between me and the salted fish.

Tangning, you are just a cannon fodder. Don't even think about traveling the world with a sword, changing the world and becoming the girl that Long Aotian is."

Long Yizi just happened to arrive here.

He stared at Shen Yunyue with a slightly affectionate look, which made her feel a little embarrassed.

"Don't look at me, Master Long."

Long Yizhi smiled gently, "How do you know she is cannon fodder? Did you calculate it?"

With him around, she could hear Shen Yunyue's previous thoughts again. How could Tangning be cannon fodder?

Shen Yunyue immediately became possessed by a fortune teller.

A devilish smile:

"That's right. I'm very advanced in Taoism, and I won't say anything unless you give me a few thousand taels of silver."

"madman."

Long Yizhiyue's white brocade robe made his skin look particularly white. "You two are from the same place, so you should help each other."

Ling Buqi came to Shen Yunyue's side.

Hearing this, he snorted coldly:

"Mutual assistance? Your abacus beads are really noisy."

Shen Yunyue hurriedly shook her head, "I am the opposite door, and she is the dead door. How can we help each other if we are not in the same door?"

"Lord Ling, take me back to the palace. How about I give you two taels of silver as a reward?"

"Thank you for the reward, Master Shen."

Ling Buqi stretched out his arm and let Shen Yunyue put his hand on it. It was like a lecherous old concubine and a down-and-out young eunuch.

The two ignored the stunned looks of the people behind them.

The prince looked at Long Yizi and the other two with a deep gaze, then moved his gaze to Shen Yunyue and the others.

"Prince."

Tang Ning noticed the prince and quickly smiled.

The prince had no expression on his face. He still remembered what Shen Yunyue had said.

Just a casual glance.

He left without saying a word, "Aunt 13, wait for me."

Tang Ning was left biting her lip in silence.

Long Yizhi turned around and asked, "Tangning, do you remember the dream in your heart?"

"I remember, but I really hate it when others ignore it."

A smile spread across Long Yizhi's jade-like face. "So what? When you become successful, you'll watch others begging for mercy on the ground."

Tangning nodded.

"Master Long, thank you."

"Don't worry, after a while, your glorious moment will come."

*

Shen Yunyue and Ling Buqi got on the carriage, "I'm so tired."

"Is it worth going to the palace for a few taels of silver?" Ling Buqi didn't quite understand. Shen Yunyue was not short of money now.

Shen Yunyue yawned.

She leaned against the side and dozed off, "It's worth it. I have to go and see if the emperor is really crazy? Or is he crazy and has been pushed into a piss bucket?"

"It's okay if the emperor is crazy. As long as the prince is not crazy, it's okay."

Ling Buqi made a move.

Shen Yunyue didn't see it, but vaguely heard someone calling her and muttered:

"Who's calling me?"

"Prince."

Shen Yunyue was not interested and just lay down. "Tell him that I have something to ask Governor Ling. I'm going to sleep first."

Ling Buqi took a blanket and covered her with it.

He leaned over and placed a kiss between her eyebrows, then stood up, lifted the curtain and went out.

"Prince."

Shen Yunyue quietly reached out and touched her eyebrows, feeling secretly happy. Suddenly she realized, even if he was a eunuch, so what?

I turned over and fell into a sweet dream.